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DickMasterson
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 Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:01 pm Post subject: Major Man Points |
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,2016979,00.html
| Quote: | | When I flew to Australia a week later, the orchestrated clamour was still deafening. The premier of Queensland weighed in, announcing that he would treble my taxes, if he could, which gave new heart to those who thought I should be fed to the crocodiles. Lately someone has been throwing food at the windows of my house in England, mostly eggs, sometimes jam doughnuts, once corned beef hash and shaved ham, and, this weekend, two dead rabbits. |
100 Man Points each for the rabbits.
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Bob
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| Quote: | | Australian fauna as vicious, aggressive, and dangerous, which they are not, rather than timid, elusive and endangered, which they are. |
Let's leave her in the Outback with nothing but a bottle of water, and see whether her Disney Lion King fantasies come true.
I wonder which of the top 10 deadliest snakes in the world will bite her first. Or maybe it will be a poisonous lizard? Let's not forget the timid funnel web spiders who hide in your shoes and lunge at you when you shake it... |
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sonyafterdark
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| Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:10 am Post subject: |
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Or maybe she'll empty the land of critters, venomous or otherwise?
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manbeast
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Not to mention crocks and dingoes. It has to be more than 100 points for the rabbits - that is inspired. |
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yossariantheassyrian
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| cold hearted bitch. Then again, no woman would be sad after inheriting a multi-million dollar empire. This shit reminds me of heather mills, who divorced mccartney for 24 million pounds |
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Feminist Scum
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Kick her the fuck out of England. We don't want her type here.
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Yo Yo
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:35 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Australian fauna as vicious, aggressive, and dangerous, which they are not, rather than timid, elusive and endangered, which they are. |
yah... those Red Backs, damn they're nice timid creatures, same with the Taipans.  NEVER attack. |
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Zardoz
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| Bob wrote: | | Let's not forget the timid funnel web spiders who hide in your shoes and lunge at you when you shake it... |
Hide in your shoes? Those fuckers will bite you straight through your leather boots unless you have steel-capped toes in them.
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firestarter
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God, what a stupid bitch. She should be honoring his memory, instead of bitching that her picture got replaced with his.
...At any rate, I just think it sucks that Steve Irwin, after confronting the mightiest and deadliest animals in the world, got done in by a piddly stingray. He deserved better.
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