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regretfulmorning
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 10:21 pm    Post subject: Electronic devices > Women Reply with quote

Last night I was attempting to watch Lost with my chick. Don't ask me how she got the remote (loss of MP I know) but she could not get the DVR to play lost.

I said "you have to be smarter than the remote"

she got mad and said "fine you do it"

I hit play and realized she wasnt on the correct DVR channel, tapped one button, and started the show.
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Name some things you've witnessed where a woman has been completely baffled by an appliance or electronic device.

On another note, heres a trampoline owning a female
http://www.break.com/index/blonde-vs-trampoline.html
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My ex would attempt any mundane task ( opening blister packages, operate a can opener ,car door w/an arm load , etc... ) an upon her failure , look in my direction in hopes of being rescued and let the whole world know how miserable she was . She had a nice truck though I'm glad she is gone .
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On every fcking electronic devices, the ON/OFF button seems to be invisible to the women. It takes approx. 5 minutes just to start off the damn thing.

They cannot recognize simple symbols. When you want to watch the pictures taken from my digital camera, you have to select the play mode wich is marked > . The simple fact that the play symbol will produce the same effect on every electronic devices is simply too hard to grasp for them.
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Them women sure do know how to work an ATM though.
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mcs68 wrote:
Them women sure do know how to work an ATM though.

And a cripple also know how to work a wheelchair.

No offense to cripples, my point is that they (women) adapt to the situation at hand, if you get my point.
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Talon wrote:
mcs68 wrote:
Them women sure do know how to work an ATM though.

And a cripple also know how to work a wheelchair.

No offense to cripples, my point is that they (women) adapt to the situation at hand, if you get my point.


That's weird, because they never get good at fixing cars no matter how many times they break them.
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Commodore Angryy wrote:
Talon wrote:
mcs68 wrote:
Them women sure do know how to work an ATM though.

And a cripple also know how to work a wheelchair.

No offense to cripples, my point is that they (women) adapt to the situation at hand, if you get my point.


That's weird, because they never get good at fixing cars no matter how many times they break them.

"Thats waht men are for... right"? Rolling Eyes
There are seriousness in my words, though: They just make someone else do it. If they had any gains from making men shop for them, they would.
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm always called on to help women and even some men set up things like VCR's (Yes I still have one) and DVD players, or computers.

It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thought about responding to the post, but the list would be too damn long.
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Somebody Else wrote:
Thought about responding to the post, but the list would be too damn long.


Ha.

Good point.
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL I love how when one little thing malfunctions they get TOTALLY flustered and look like their head is gonna explode....Talk about panic.

And the "Fine well YOU do it then" because they've admitted defeat is totally classic
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just the other day my six year old son wanted his dad to hook up the xbox in the living room. My husband was busy, so I said I would do it. My son looked at me, and I can tell he was very frustrated. He said, NO! I'll just wait for my dad! I asked him why, and he said.... your a mom and moms don't know how to do that kind of stuff!!
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ProudWifeandMom wrote:
Just the other day my six year old son wanted his dad to hook up the xbox in the living room. My husband was busy, so I said I would do it. My son looked at me, and I can tell he was very frustrated. He said, NO! I'll just wait for my dad! I asked him why, and he said.... your a mom and moms don't know how to do that kind of stuff!!


hahahah! Sounds like his dad is teaching him well Smile
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

regretfulmorning.com wrote:
ProudWifeandMom wrote:
Just the other day my six year old son wanted his dad to hook up the xbox in the living room. My husband was busy, so I said I would do it. My son looked at me, and I can tell he was very frustrated. He said, NO! I'll just wait for my dad! I asked him why, and he said.... your a mom and moms don't know how to do that kind of stuff!!


hahahah! Sounds like his dad is teaching him well Smile


That's just "Born In" male intelligence. There's just shit we know that women never will, 'cause we were born with it.
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mcs68 wrote:
Them women sure do know how to work an ATM though.


I concur.
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