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regretfulmorning Manly!
Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 155 Location: SoCal
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject: Electronic devices > Women |
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Last night I was attempting to watch Lost with my chick. Don't ask me how she got the remote (loss of MP I know) but she could not get the DVR to play lost.
I said "you have to be smarter than the remote"
she got mad and said "fine you do it"
I hit play and realized she wasnt on the correct DVR channel, tapped one button, and started the show.
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Name some things you've witnessed where a woman has been completely baffled by an appliance or electronic device.
On another note, heres a trampoline owning a female
http://www.break.com/index/blonde-vs-trampoline.html _________________
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thewidowsson Not Wearing His Jacket
Joined: 24 Apr 2008 Posts: 23 Location: USA
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:56 am Post subject: |
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My ex would attempt any mundane task ( opening blister packages, operate a can opener ,car door w/an arm load , etc... ) an upon her failure , look in my direction in hopes of being rescued and let the whole world know how miserable she was . She had a nice truck though I'm glad she is gone . _________________ Quod Simper,Quod Ubique,Quod Ab Omnibus What always, What everywhere, What by all is held to be true |
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montreal Super Manly!

Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 320
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:04 am Post subject: |
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On every fcking electronic devices, the ON/OFF button seems to be invisible to the women. It takes approx. 5 minutes just to start off the damn thing.
They cannot recognize simple symbols. When you want to watch the pictures taken from my digital camera, you have to select the play mode wich is marked > . The simple fact that the play symbol will produce the same effect on every electronic devices is simply too hard to grasp for them. |
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mcs68 Mantastic

Joined: 29 Apr 2008 Posts: 518 Location: NC
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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Them women sure do know how to work an ATM though. _________________
PMS ^^^^^^ |
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Talon Ubermensch
Joined: 25 May 2007 Posts: 1145
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:01 am Post subject: |
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| mcs68 wrote: | | Them women sure do know how to work an ATM though. |
And a cripple also know how to work a wheelchair.
No offense to cripples, my point is that they (women) adapt to the situation at hand, if you get my point. _________________ One bullet can change a mans fate. One mans fate can change the world.
"Young men take note...you take these vows and you do your best to keep them your wife will walk all over you and do her best to destroy you. " -NewlySingle |
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Commodore Angryy Ubermensch

Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 1210 Location: Australia
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:02 am Post subject: |
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| Talon wrote: | | mcs68 wrote: | | Them women sure do know how to work an ATM though. |
And a cripple also know how to work a wheelchair.
No offense to cripples, my point is that they (women) adapt to the situation at hand, if you get my point. |
That's weird, because they never get good at fixing cars no matter how many times they break them. _________________ A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.
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Talon Ubermensch
Joined: 25 May 2007 Posts: 1145
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:07 am Post subject: |
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| Commodore Angryy wrote: | | Talon wrote: | | mcs68 wrote: | | Them women sure do know how to work an ATM though. |
And a cripple also know how to work a wheelchair.
No offense to cripples, my point is that they (women) adapt to the situation at hand, if you get my point. |
That's weird, because they never get good at fixing cars no matter how many times they break them. |
"Thats waht men are for... right"?
There are seriousness in my words, though: They just make someone else do it. If they had any gains from making men shop for them, they would. _________________ One bullet can change a mans fate. One mans fate can change the world.
"Young men take note...you take these vows and you do your best to keep them your wife will walk all over you and do her best to destroy you. " -NewlySingle |
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Necroswordsman Spartan

Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 3434 Location: England (Badass country that it is)
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:27 am Post subject: |
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I'm always called on to help women and even some men set up things like VCR's (Yes I still have one) and DVD players, or computers.
It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. _________________
necro- (nek'-ro) prefix, fr. Gk. nekros, a dead body, used in the construction of compound terms, signifying death in some form. |
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Somebody Else Mantastic

Joined: 29 Sep 2006 Posts: 933 Location: USA
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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Thought about responding to the post, but the list would be too damn long. _________________ God, the stupidity of this society is absolutely, utterly rabid. |
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Necroswordsman Spartan

Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 3434 Location: England (Badass country that it is)
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Somebody Else wrote: | | Thought about responding to the post, but the list would be too damn long. |
Ha.
Good point. _________________
necro- (nek'-ro) prefix, fr. Gk. nekros, a dead body, used in the construction of compound terms, signifying death in some form. |
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SevTheRev Boy Scout
Joined: 30 Apr 2008 Posts: 18 Location: Bay Area, Ca
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:12 am Post subject: |
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LOL I love how when one little thing malfunctions they get TOTALLY flustered and look like their head is gonna explode....Talk about panic.
And the "Fine well YOU do it then" because they've admitted defeat is totally classic _________________
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ProudWifeandMom Manly!

Joined: 28 Nov 2007 Posts: 127
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:56 am Post subject: |
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Just the other day my six year old son wanted his dad to hook up the xbox in the living room. My husband was busy, so I said I would do it. My son looked at me, and I can tell he was very frustrated. He said, NO! I'll just wait for my dad! I asked him why, and he said.... your a mom and moms don't know how to do that kind of stuff!! _________________ I need my hubby and little guys like I need the air I breath!
"Women should let a great man define who they are."
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regretfulmorning Manly!
Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 155 Location: SoCal
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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| ProudWifeandMom wrote: | | Just the other day my six year old son wanted his dad to hook up the xbox in the living room. My husband was busy, so I said I would do it. My son looked at me, and I can tell he was very frustrated. He said, NO! I'll just wait for my dad! I asked him why, and he said.... your a mom and moms don't know how to do that kind of stuff!! |
hahahah! Sounds like his dad is teaching him well  _________________
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Somebody Else Mantastic

Joined: 29 Sep 2006 Posts: 933 Location: USA
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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| regretfulmorning.com wrote: | | ProudWifeandMom wrote: | | Just the other day my six year old son wanted his dad to hook up the xbox in the living room. My husband was busy, so I said I would do it. My son looked at me, and I can tell he was very frustrated. He said, NO! I'll just wait for my dad! I asked him why, and he said.... your a mom and moms don't know how to do that kind of stuff!! |
hahahah! Sounds like his dad is teaching him well  |
That's just "Born In" male intelligence. There's just shit we know that women never will, 'cause we were born with it. _________________ God, the stupidity of this society is absolutely, utterly rabid. |
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GeorgeWatson Super Manly!
Joined: 18 Apr 2008 Posts: 329 Location: USA: The best damn country in the world
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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| mcs68 wrote: | | Them women sure do know how to work an ATM though. |
I concur. _________________ SOLDIERS, MARINES, SAILORS, AND AIRMEN AGAINST FEMALES IN THE MILITARY
FEMALES IN THE MILITARY: WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT.
FEMALES IN THE MILITARY=Waste of tax money. |
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