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A man’s word is his bond. Unlike women who have to drag lawyers into everything because they can’t even trust mirrors. No mirror on Earth says “Objects in this mirror are two sizes smaller than they appear”.
Since a man’s word is worth its weight in gold, I would like men everywhere to help spread this website by word of mouth. And by that I mean dropping business cards that are exact replicas of the one pictured above wherever you deem suitable. On the bus, at the workplace, between pages 206 and 207 of Oprah’s autobiography in your nearest bookstore. Wherever you want, that’s your prerogative as a man.
If you would like a pack of cards like the one pictured above, send a self-addressed, $0.95 stamped envelope ($1.95 if outside the US) to:
Dick Masterson
PO Box 927
North Hollywood, CA 91603
Or use the donation button below.
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All I can say to you Dick is:
You are LEGENDARY. So much of your views make me laugh at women for not having penises. That’s all I can say xD
Thanks
fuck all woman they are cheating whore’s!
Great, all men on this webpage are fucking inbread morons! You don’t even know what the hell you are talking about. This is some random guy (who probably had a bad childhood) that just wrote a book. And just listen to that idiot go. Nothing he says makes any sense! I would love to kick that fucking retards ass!
This webpage should have a basic rule, “you have to be a man and have very low IQ to be here�.
Middle finger to you all xox Sweden
One of those feminists that unmanned the flag right?
Alrighty, let’s analyze this comment. Let’s take it like a University exam, starting with 100% and losing points for every feminine fuckup.
“Great, all men on this webpage are fucking inbread morons!”
Firstly, you argue like a third grader. More importantly, you confuse the form of “bred”. In*bred*, involving breeding with relatives, not in*bread*, like the kind you shovel down your fat woman face by the fistful. -10%.
“This is some random guy (who probably had a bad childhood) that just wrote a book.” If this is just some random guy, why do you care enough to not only come on this website (which clearly states on the front page that vaginas are not allowed) and bitch about it? In addition, stop trying to project your childhood onto him for finishing the job your stepdad started by not smacking you around enough. -20% for hypocrisy, acting like a third grader and not following simple instructions.
“And just listen to that idiot go. Nothing he says makes any sense! I would love to kick that fucking retards ass!”
As you’re a woman, I suppose I can forgive you for not understanding the difference between your ears and your eyes. Just for future reference, you read words with your eyes and listen with your ears. No points off for that part. Again, however, you toss insults like a third grader on the playground, as well as another instance of hypocrisy: The one making no sense here is YOU. All you do when you come here and bitch, whine and complain with no real point is prove him right. Next, a simple grammar error. Retard’s, as in belonging to a retard, not retards, as in makes retarded. -20% for lending strength to an argument you’re trying to criticize, acting like a child and making mistakes with simple grammar.
“This webpage should have a basic rule, “you have to be a man and have very low IQ to be hereâ€?.
Let’s see, where shall I start…
This webpage DOES have a basic rule. YOU HAVE TO BE A MAN TO ENTER THIS WEBSITE; NO CUNTS ALLOWED. Points off for being too stupid to follow a simple instruction like that. Next, another example of you being a hypocrite. Judging by all the errors you have made thus far, the yapping little shit rat you’ve personified as the child you’re too ugly to get a man to give you obviously has a higher IQ than you could ever hope to have. -20% for hypocrisy and sheer stupidity.
“Middle finger to you all xox Sweden”
Yikes. Okay. -10% right off the bat for being too much of a pussy to properly swear at someone. I could take more off for inconsistency, but I’m feeling generous. Secondly, you do not send hugs and kisses to people you’re trying to insult. I already gave you a break on inconsistency before; I’ll not do it again.
-10% for being inconsistent with your message. In addition, xox is markedly retarded, and using letters to represent actions is a womanly and stupid thing to do. -5%. Nobody cares about you or where you’re from. -5% for telling us and befouling Sweden with your presence.
Let’s add that up:
-10% for arguing like a third grader and making stupid mistakes of word form
-20% for hypocrisy, acting like a third grader and not following simple instructions.
-20% for lending strength to an argument you’re trying to criticize, acting like a child and making mistakes with simple grammar.
-20% for lending strength to an argument you’re trying to criticize, acting like a child and making mistakes with simple grammar.
-10% for being too much of a pussy to properly swear at someone
-10% for being inconsistent with your message
-5% for thinking anyone gives a shit about where you’re from
-5% for using x and o to symbolize hugs and kisses
Wow. Adding it all together, that’s 100%. You wind up with zero. Zilch, zip, nada, big fat goose egg. You fail utterly and completely. Now get your fat ass off this site and onto a treadmill, I’m tired of reading your pathetic attempts at argument.
Marc: *Laughing* Excellent.
LOL very good!
That was mantastic.
And who says “never argue with a woman”?
Arguing with a woman is so fucking easy to win and fun,
its like arguing with a 3 year old.
Except 3 year olds don’t walk up to men and start behaving like cunts.
Bravo my manly friend
Marc, agreed. Brilliant to no end.
you are amazing!
Help everyone!!! We’re all in bread. I sure hope it’s not pumpernickel. Stupid women. Sweden you’re an ignorant walking axe wound. Please don’t ever reproduce, I’m fairly certain the world doesn’t need any more pansies slung into this world and raised as effeminate light in the foot pillow biters by yet another bull dike feminist.
lillis go fuck yourself you dumb bitch. your just a stupid whore liek teh rest of em. get the fuck out.
that is all very well lillis but if you actually read the book you’d realise that all women are imbociles and cant make a decent call. You have just proved the point of men on this sites point that all women make random judgements because they dont understand what the MAN is saying, also i’d like to see a women kick the shit out of a man, all the world’s greatest fighters have been men (i.e. Chuck norris, Mohammad Ali, Henry lincoln Johnson) so dont even try and go to war with men. As a manly thirteen year old i know that “inbred” is spelt thusly so don’t say men are idiots because you have just proved yourself to be one yourself.
>>so don’t say men are idiots because you have just proved yourself to be one yourself
>>you have just proved yourself to be one yourself
>>proved yourself to be one yourself
*Inbred, you moron
You should learn to spell you idiot. It’s “inbred” not “inbread”…. Your post has no merit, unless you learn to spell so that you don’t look like a 1st grader….
this is strange.
Balls deep.
That’s why we are better.
We can literally stick it to women and they can only literally take it
Go get em Dick!
Men are better, thats just how it is.
Here’s a great example.
Men were smaller than bees were when they apeared. Bees have a queen, men has several kings. Look at where we are, look at where they are.
Yeah, great example.
Not.
hey, shut up. oranges are better than coca cola. why? because you can’t peel a can of coke
take it how it is and stop whining.
I hope you’ll get assassinated.
i hope you get a post-adolescent abortion, “joey”.
yYou missed out a “will” in your sentence by the way.
You hit the Y button twice, Retard.
YOU NEVER HAD ORGASMS WITHOUT VIBRATORS YOU PATHETIC BLEEDING CUNT-WHORE! )YOU FUCKING CUNT DONT YOU WORRY ABOUT FUCKING AND MEN WE FUCK THE BITCHES WE WANT AFTER WE PAY YOU WHORE-BITCH FOR THE LAST 40 YEARS! CARVE YOU OUT WITH FUCKING BLADE! YOU CUNTS BLEED ANYWAY!
You missed out a “will” in your sentence by the way.
I was just thinking the same thing. It’d be so funny. xD. Dick I hope get cancer.
Men on average, versus women on average, are:
Seven percent taller.
Twice as strong.
Fifty percent heavier.
Endowed with 3 1/2 billion more brain cells (22.8 billion vs. 19.3 billion).
Twice as likely to believe men are more intelligent than women.
Forty seven points (18.5%) higher scoring in SAT Math Exams.
Seven percent higher scoring in SAT Verbal Exams.
One hundred points (42%) higher scoring in Graduate Record Exams.
Twenty two points higher scoring in Numbers & Equations. Exams.
Four fold more productive in business.
Forty two points higher scoring in Calculus Exams.
Thirty one points higher scoring in Geometry Exams.
Thirty four points higher scoring in Physics Exams.
Fifty three points higher scoring in Mechanics Exams.
Twenty one points higher scoring in Electricity & Magnetism Exams.
Six points higher scoring in Heat Exams.
Eighteen points higher scoring Wave Phenomena Exams.
Twenty points higher scoring in Modern Physics Exams.
Thirty one points higher scoring in Advanced Math Exams.
Twenty three points higher scoring in General Science Exams.
Eleven points higher scoring in General Math Exams.
Forty percent higher scoring in hand/eye coordination contests like Olympic Platform Diving.
Twelve percent faster in track.
More emotionally stable.
Forty two precent greater income earners overall.
Sixty seven percent greater income earners in sales positions.
Responsible for 90% of average family incomes (California Senate Task Force on Family Equity).
More than one hundred percent of IRS Personal Income Tax Payees.
Less than 10% of federal social/welfare beneficiaries.
Ninety four percent of the prison population.
94% of child support collection efforts.
Pay more and are twice as likely to pay the “child support� ordered.
Acquitted one ninth as often for the same crime.
Sentenced 3 times as long for the same crime.
Less than 1% of harassment and discrimination lawsuits against their employers.
Recipients of less than 10% of “family leave benefits�.
Expected to live seven years shorter.
One third of Social Security recipients.
Eighty percent of murder victims, with no “Violence Against Men Act� to protect them.
Sixty percent of violent crime victims.
Five times more likely to commit suicide.
Sole initiators of 27% of domestic violence.
Perpetrators of 46% of “severe� domestic violence.
One fourth as likely to file for divorce.
Custodial parents of less than 4% of children of divorce.
One eighth as likely to kill their children.
One eighth as likely to abuse their children.
Holders of less than 35% of the nation’s wealth (Fortune Magazine).
Systemically discriminated against by law through affirmative action.
Forty seven percent of the nation’s voters.
Ninety seven percent of “Noted American Cartoonists�.
Ninety seven percent of “Noted Business Leaders, Industrialists, & Philanthropists�.
Seventy eight percent of “Noted Personalities�.
Eighty six percent of winners of “The Springdarn Medal� by the NAACP.
Ninety nine percent of “National Inventors’ Hall of Fame�.
Eighty five percent of Computer Science Doctorates.
Ninety nine point nine percent of America’s 524,732 battle deaths.
One hundred percent of “National Aviation Hall of Fame�.
One hundred percent of “National Baseball Hall of Fame�.
One hundred percent of “College Football Hall of Fame�.
One hundred percent of “Pro Football Hall of Fame�.
One hundred percent of “National Basketball Association Champions�.
One hundred percent of “National Hockey League Yearly Trophy Winners�.
One hundred percent of “American Bowling Congress Champions�.
One hundred percent of “World Boxing Title Holders�.
One hundred percent of “World Wrestling Championships�.
One hundred percent of “Kentucky Derby Winners�.
One hundred percent of “Tour de France Winners�.
One hundred percent of “Harness Racing Records�.
One hundred percent of “Professional Rodeo Cowboy Association Winners�.
One hundred percent of “US Open Championships� in golf.
One hundred percent of “Indianapolis 500� auto racing winners.
One hundred percent of “World Gran Prix Driver Champions�.
One hundred percent of “America’s Cup Record� in yachting.
One hundred percent of “World Champions in Chess�.
One hundred percent of “US Champions in Chess�.
One hundred (oops, 98.8) percent of Fortune 500 Corporations’ CEOs.
One hundred percent of US presidents.
One hundred percent of the authors of constitutions.
One hundred percent of the original disciples of world religions.
One hundred percent of “Poets Laureate of England�.
One hundred percent of “Enrico Fermi Award Winners�.
One hundred (oops, ninety five percent) of “Templeton Foundation Prize for Progress in Religion�.
Ninety percent of “Bollingen Prize in Poetry Winners�.
Ninety nine point seven percent of “Nobel Prize in Physics� winners.
Ninety nine percent of “Nobel Prize in Chemistry� winners.
Ninety six percent of “Nobel Prize for Medicine� winners*.
One hundred percent of “Nobel Prize for Economic Science� winners.
Ninety eight (oops, ninety three, oops ninety) percent of “Nobel Prize in Literature� winners.
Ninety five percent of “Nobel Peace Prize� winners.
One hundred percent of “Pulitzer Prize for News Photography� winners.
Ninety six percent of “Pulitzer Prize for International Reporting� winnners.
One hundred percent of Navy SEALS.
*Awarded while affirmative action was still law.
MODIFIED: Saturday, April 18, 2009
Copyright @ 2007 by Fathers’ Manifesto & Christian Party
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Men commit more crimes because they dont get money as easily as “marriage”, and WTF, Men spend the times as long in fucking prison?!?! Thats dumb as hell!
Who cares about how much better men are. I don’t want to date a man. I don’t want to spend my life hating women. Women are pretty and have breast and smooth skin and they smell nice. And a lot of women create great music . And yes ,life is a jungle. Women are attracted to power, men are attracted to the sex and fantasy,and of the desire of having a women ignite the things we need the most. Life is not fair. We never have enough. And we all regret the one that broke our heart…..
I see alot of posts here around which involves obscure criticism against Dick, from “males”, obviously the women have entered stealth mode and started posting letters of hatred, or at the very best, pacifistic letters under male aliases.
KEEP ON GOING DICK! EUROPE LOVES YOU! ;)
Dick created a wonderful site, but the only mistake he committed is that he keeps this site unmoderated, which incites some women to pollute it.
That wasn’t a mistake,my friend. Dick is one crafty motherfucker and he knows that women themselves make his point for him even better than he could.
That is very true.
I guess so, Bob.
On top of that, imagine the publicity he gains from it. One woman bitching to another, to another, to another… all of them likely know at least 5 men (as all women are cheating whores, which Dick has pointed out so beautifully for us).. it’s likely that 2 of those 5 will investigate this site, find their inner man, and join us in our Manliness.
Brilliant! Just Brilliant!
Lol, the fact that you fat American male tosspots are in favour of a site like this, makes you inferior to women if anyting.
Seriously, if you arent threatened by women what so ever because your so “superior”, then why bother stating it so publicly ?
Its clear that all you want is trouble.
Women are not better than men.
Men are not better than women.
Simple.
We’re both equally as bad and both equally as good, and i know a little comment from me isnt going to change all your minds, because your brains are the size of a single sperm, but you wanktards should understand that your crying degrades you in comparison to women.
From what i’ve seem on the T.V, alot of the American women do some crazy things, but then thats T.V. The rest of the world knows that most of you Americans are crazy fucktards anyway. I mean you all support the death penalty for goodness sake.
Ahh well. The least you could do is stop generalising anyway and stick to saying “American Men are better than American Women”.
Because over here in the Britain, the women have brains, and look gorgeous. Noone here complains.
Dude…. you can’t “change your mind” about a FACT.
Menarebetterthanwomen is not an opinion –>> ITS A FACT.
Just look at the world around you.
And you stop pretending British women are anything to look at. Britain has one of the LOWEST sex ratings in the world.
Adam, you might think you’re pretty smart. You may think that you are open minded, possibly even to the extent that you are capable of thinking for yourself. I don’t believe that you are any of these things.
Your post did not contain any agument of substance, just a collection of insults and groundless assertions containing absolutely no logic whatsoever. Calling it a house of cards would be a compliment, as far as arguments go.
I could say that you are just under the thumb, but the way you purport to speak for others in Britain betrays your true condition. The truth is that you are the product of a radical leftist statism, you have absorbed the present PC dogma and now consider it a duty of sorts to rail against those with heretical ideas. For instance those who understand the fundamental truth that men and women are not equal.
The present paradigm wil not last forever though. After this present dark age is over, we will see a new enightenment taking place. When that happens, people of your reactionary mindset wil be singing from a very different hymn sheet.
By the way, I’d just like to apologise to all the Americans on here for Adam’s churlishness. Not all Brits have succumbed so totally to this kind of GramscoFemiNazism.
Men have penises.
Based on your post, and your inability to properly capitalize (Yes, I noticed it, as well as the grammar issues), I will state that you do not, in fact, have a penis.
This conclusion is supported by quote “We’re both equally as bad and both equally as good,” which is a statement only a woman would make. Get back in the kitchen, we need more pie.
I am a woman, and I would just like to point out that the conversation between Nicky, Psirios, Chris, and Mark is by far the funniest thing I have ever read. I was raised by men, thus by proving I now think like one. Nicky is an ignorant bitch, And I applaud the 3 males for keeping such a wonderful conversation with her.
As for Dick Masterson, yes, I do believe he is a pig. However, after watching his video, I can’t help but admire him. He is quite hilarious, and very correct in saying that women cannot be relied on for much.
If you are reading these comments, I recommend you scroll down until you see a long list of conversation between Nicky, Chris, Psiros, and Mark. READ IT.
I guarantee atleast one laugh.
adorable
I`m 16 and i totally agree with you man !!!!!! women are just a bunch of animals that you have to train!
thats because you have never been laid
Men are produced into the world by women(partially). Women are programmed by society.Society is ruled by people of influence.
Emancipation changes nothing in women”s nature.Women are shadelike in their deeds to man”s behaviour.
Women are shadelike in their actions in relation to men”s behaviour***
I am Russian-speaking. I am from Eastern Europe/..Do not scold women. They won”t take it anyway.So that”s futile.Women are so cocksy sometimes..))But men are not better than women.I dislike our native girls with unsober minds… it seems women are still inferior-feeling towards men despite all the emancipation..
“Do not scold women.” Good advice, don’t scold them, just kick their asses to the curb.
“But men are not better than women.”
Yes we are, just compare all we’ve done for society with everything they’ve done. We win,hands down.
“it seems women are still inferior-feeling towards men despite all the emancipation..”
They have every reason to be. They are inferior to us, but that’s okay, we love them anyway.
I give you a manly nod of agreement on your post.
and also, i enjoy putting food for my man on the table, packing my kids lunches and organising my household, id prefer that than working at a desk everyday which my husband does (and enjoys) and we both feel equal in our own roles and he gives me credit for my work and i give him credit for being the amazing hardworking husband he is.
@a woman My dear lady, if you believe in what this site says, then why don’t you leave?Doesn’t it say ‘No women allowed.’?
We don’t want any women agreeing with us HERE.We want them dissenting with us.If you agree with Dick, go on with your life, I assure you that it would be a wonderful one.And please don’t visit this site and say why you agree with him.Please.
i appreciate women like you.
of course men and women arent equal, they are totally different and they both get different respect and credit for the different things they do, and as they do DIFFERENT things, how are they expected to be treated equally?
if both a woman and a man are in the same roles in a business, meh but come on there has always been this woman “inequality” bullshit who gives a fuck we all live fine at the moment why create a stir about it?
Oh dear…. why are the women on here getting so wound up?! I mean most men that we give the time of day don’t think this way so clearly this website is giving hope to all those poor men out there lacking in direction or a fulfilling life.
Sure you guys will be happy for the rest of your days shagging trophy girlfriends with exactly the personality traits you are experiencing with these women, ie NONE. So if they’re happy and you’re all happy then carry on, because it doesn’t affect the rest of the world with brains or the moral highground.
You know i make sense boys…
Thanks for the cards Dick. I got them through yesterday, delivered by my postMAN. Been handing them around central Scotland while wearing my MABTW hoody.
Keep up the good work.