Free MABTW Cards!
A man’s word is his bond. Unlike women who have to drag lawyers into everything because they can’t even trust mirrors. No mirror on Earth says “Objects in this mirror are two sizes smaller than they appear”.
Since a man’s word is worth its weight in gold, I would like men everywhere to help spread this website by word of mouth. And by that I mean dropping business cards that are exact replicas of the one pictured above wherever you deem suitable. On the bus, at the workplace, between pages 206 and 207 of Oprah’s autobiography in your nearest bookstore. Wherever you want, that’s your prerogative as a man.
If you would like a pack of cards like the one pictured above, send a self-addressed, $0.95 stamped envelope ($1.95 if outside the US) to:
Dick Masterson
PO Box 927
North Hollywood, CA 91603
Or use the donation button below.
You don’t have to be a PayPal member to make a donation. Look for “Don’t have a PayPal account? Use your credit card or bank account (where available).” toward the bottom of the page.
Feel free to post here if you’ve put a card somewhere you found to be exceptionally mantastic! Or discuss is in the Man Forums!
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Amazing, simply amazing, Believe it or not my woman found this site. It made her cry. I laughed, then made her feel better, then we had sex. BTW, this is my new homepage. Id read more of it, but its midnight, and i have shit to burn.
She didn’t get quiet and upset. she got quiet and horny. You should have made your move.
women lynch only when men allow them to. Grab your balls and put those squawking whores in their place.
Du er ikke alene! Vi ses på vesterbro!!!!
MABTW!
Nothing less then brilliant, its a shame that one can’t speak out like you without being lynched (especially when women do just such to men all the time)… Absolutely magnificent! Men of Denmark honor you!! :P
Fucking brilliant!!!, I have a question…………. Why when I showed this to another woman she got all quiet and upset :P lol
Really now…..lets be real if she doesn’t want the dick all puns intended she probably wouldn’t get it anyway. The Women, not to be confused with “little girls” or fucking “grotesque cows” I deal with want a strong man running things. Its not to say I don’t give them some control….Hell I let them cook and clean don’t I? But seriously i’m married now so I’m the king of only one now, and she wouldn’t have it any other way (me being king that is). Women who complain are the same Little shits who ruined chivalry, chivalry was another way to show ownership e.g. I wash my car so it looks clean, I open the door for my woman just like herding my cattle…… Women who want a pussy of a man want just that, pussy… there is no shame in loving a woman but there is shame in lying to yourselves (If you can’t figure the meaning in that you a Damn Fool) so women who want a womanly man need to stop being scared little pricks and get themselves a fucking woman…Sorry just being honest my woman feeds me and keeps everything neat around me so that my mind need-ant be bothered by trivial thoughts. Leaving me free to dictate how things are to be done. I’m going to end this with saying If you are ugly….Lets pause a sec to make sure they know that just because they think their looks are satisfactory doesn’t mean most men do. Ok now if your ugly you need to Shut The Fuck Up. Good looking women want their men assertive and dominant. If not then they’d just be with another woman!
About freaking time someone went on national tv and told women the truth!
Dick you are a hero.
The men of Ireland salute you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53hiHAkK6KA
hell ya!
First and foremost,
my hat’s off to a guy who made up the name ‘Dick Masterson’
seriously, if you take anything he says offensively, you’re proving him right.
Chauvinism is a perfect gimmick, especially in hollywood.
And, have you seen the guy? That moustache is the shit.
That bitch on Dr. Phil really gave it to him [not].
Degredation of women is funnier than shit, and being a woman myself, only makes me enjoy it more.
The only reason this guy is so bitter [I mean, he's probably not, this whole thing seems pretty fake], is more than likely because no one in their right mind would so much as LOOK at his flacid penis.
Also, the mirrored aviators that never come off only add to the granduer of this man’s brilliant statements.
So, to women of the world, you should be saluting shit like this.
And if you’re half-way intelligent, you’ll really enjoy the music stylings of killwhitneydead, a metal band that puts Dick’s comments to shame.
And also, I fully support telling women, actually, people in general who watch shows like Dr Phil, to hit the treadmills.
Keep it coming man, keep it comin’.
P.S.
you should seriously consider the porn industry. You got the looks, the talent, and the dialogue down.
you’re a stupid cunt. He takes the glasses off because he’s cool! lol
ooops…and I have 1 brain cell above a woman….
ARGUMENTS….even! must be past my bedtime.
Very plain and simple….for arguements sake lets just say that women have half the brains, men have the other half. Women have all the pussy!
Give me all the pussy and half the brains and I will rule the world in a month!
Conclusion: Woman have far far less then half the brains…if any at all.
All I can say to you Dick is:
You are LEGENDARY. So much of your views make me laugh at women for not having penises. That’s all I can say xD
Thanks
fuck all woman they are cheating whore’s!
Great, all men on this webpage are fucking inbread morons! You don’t even know what the hell you are talking about. This is some random guy (who probably had a bad childhood) that just wrote a book. And just listen to that idiot go. Nothing he says makes any sense! I would love to kick that fucking retards ass!
This webpage should have a basic rule, “you have to be a man and have very low IQ to be here�.
Middle finger to you all xox Sweden
One of those feminists that unmanned the flag right?
Alrighty, let’s analyze this comment. Let’s take it like a University exam, starting with 100% and losing points for every feminine fuckup.
“Great, all men on this webpage are fucking inbread morons!”
Firstly, you argue like a third grader. More importantly, you confuse the form of “bred”. In*bred*, involving breeding with relatives, not in*bread*, like the kind you shovel down your fat woman face by the fistful. -10%.
“This is some random guy (who probably had a bad childhood) that just wrote a book.” If this is just some random guy, why do you care enough to not only come on this website (which clearly states on the front page that vaginas are not allowed) and bitch about it? In addition, stop trying to project your childhood onto him for finishing the job your stepdad started by not smacking you around enough. -20% for hypocrisy, acting like a third grader and not following simple instructions.
“And just listen to that idiot go. Nothing he says makes any sense! I would love to kick that fucking retards ass!”
As you’re a woman, I suppose I can forgive you for not understanding the difference between your ears and your eyes. Just for future reference, you read words with your eyes and listen with your ears. No points off for that part. Again, however, you toss insults like a third grader on the playground, as well as another instance of hypocrisy: The one making no sense here is YOU. All you do when you come here and bitch, whine and complain with no real point is prove him right. Next, a simple grammar error. Retard’s, as in belonging to a retard, not retards, as in makes retarded. -20% for lending strength to an argument you’re trying to criticize, acting like a child and making mistakes with simple grammar.
“This webpage should have a basic rule, “you have to be a man and have very low IQ to be hereâ€?.
Let’s see, where shall I start…
This webpage DOES have a basic rule. YOU HAVE TO BE A MAN TO ENTER THIS WEBSITE; NO CUNTS ALLOWED. Points off for being too stupid to follow a simple instruction like that. Next, another example of you being a hypocrite. Judging by all the errors you have made thus far, the yapping little shit rat you’ve personified as the child you’re too ugly to get a man to give you obviously has a higher IQ than you could ever hope to have. -20% for hypocrisy and sheer stupidity.
“Middle finger to you all xox Sweden”
Yikes. Okay. -10% right off the bat for being too much of a pussy to properly swear at someone. I could take more off for inconsistency, but I’m feeling generous. Secondly, you do not send hugs and kisses to people you’re trying to insult. I already gave you a break on inconsistency before; I’ll not do it again.
-10% for being inconsistent with your message. In addition, xox is markedly retarded, and using letters to represent actions is a womanly and stupid thing to do. -5%. Nobody cares about you or where you’re from. -5% for telling us and befouling Sweden with your presence.
Let’s add that up:
-10% for arguing like a third grader and making stupid mistakes of word form
-20% for hypocrisy, acting like a third grader and not following simple instructions.
-20% for lending strength to an argument you’re trying to criticize, acting like a child and making mistakes with simple grammar.
-20% for lending strength to an argument you’re trying to criticize, acting like a child and making mistakes with simple grammar.
-10% for being too much of a pussy to properly swear at someone
-10% for being inconsistent with your message
-5% for thinking anyone gives a shit about where you’re from
-5% for using x and o to symbolize hugs and kisses
Wow. Adding it all together, that’s 100%. You wind up with zero. Zilch, zip, nada, big fat goose egg. You fail utterly and completely. Now get your fat ass off this site and onto a treadmill, I’m tired of reading your pathetic attempts at argument.
Marc: *Laughing* Excellent.
LOL very good!
That was mantastic.
And who says “never argue with a woman”?
Arguing with a woman is so fucking easy to win and fun,
its like arguing with a 3 year old.
Except 3 year olds don’t walk up to men and start behaving like cunts.
Bravo my manly friend
Marc, agreed. Brilliant to no end.
you are amazing!
Hi Marc and every other pathetic chauvanist loser here. Just to let you know, I am a man. That being said, I can now say to Marc that you’re the loser for having nothing better to do than sit on your computer and grade a girl’s comment. Unfortunately for you, ridiculing women online is probrably the closest you will ever get to one. All of you are in the bottom 2% of the population without a doubt. Most of you are significantly below that.
Fuck you all,
Simon Harms
Help everyone!!! We’re all in bread. I sure hope it’s not pumpernickel. Stupid women. Sweden you’re an ignorant walking axe wound. Please don’t ever reproduce, I’m fairly certain the world doesn’t need any more pansies slung into this world and raised as effeminate light in the foot pillow biters by yet another bull dike feminist.
lillis go fuck yourself you dumb bitch. your just a stupid whore liek teh rest of em. get the fuck out.
that is all very well lillis but if you actually read the book you’d realise that all women are imbociles and cant make a decent call. You have just proved the point of men on this sites point that all women make random judgements because they dont understand what the MAN is saying, also i’d like to see a women kick the shit out of a man, all the world’s greatest fighters have been men (i.e. Chuck norris, Mohammad Ali, Henry lincoln Johnson) so dont even try and go to war with men. As a manly thirteen year old i know that “inbred” is spelt thusly so don’t say men are idiots because you have just proved yourself to be one yourself.
>>so don’t say men are idiots because you have just proved yourself to be one yourself
>>you have just proved yourself to be one yourself
>>proved yourself to be one yourself
*Inbred, you moron
You should learn to spell you idiot. It’s “inbred” not “inbread”…. Your post has no merit, unless you learn to spell so that you don’t look like a 1st grader….
this is strange.
Balls deep.
That’s why we are better.
We can literally stick it to women and they can only literally take it
Unless the cut it off or kick it… ouch
Go get em Dick!
Men are better, thats just how it is.
Here’s a great example.
Men were smaller than bees were when they apeared. Bees have a queen, men has several kings. Look at where we are, look at where they are.
Yeah, great example.
Not.
hey, shut up. oranges are better than coca cola. why? because you can’t peel a can of coke
take it how it is and stop whining.
I hope you’ll get assassinated.
i hope you get a post-adolescent abortion, “joey”.
yYou missed out a “will” in your sentence by the way.
You hit the Y button twice, Retard.
You missed out a “will” in your sentence by the way.
I was just thinking the same thing. It’d be so funny. xD. Dick I hope get cancer.
Men on average, versus women on average, are:
Seven percent taller.
Twice as strong.
Fifty percent heavier.
Endowed with 3 1/2 billion more brain cells (22.8 billion vs. 19.3 billion).
Twice as likely to believe men are more intelligent than women.
Forty seven points (18.5%) higher scoring in SAT Math Exams.
Seven percent higher scoring in SAT Verbal Exams.
One hundred points (42%) higher scoring in Graduate Record Exams.
Twenty two points higher scoring in Numbers & Equations. Exams.
Four fold more productive in business.
Forty two points higher scoring in Calculus Exams.
Thirty one points higher scoring in Geometry Exams.
Thirty four points higher scoring in Physics Exams.
Fifty three points higher scoring in Mechanics Exams.
Twenty one points higher scoring in Electricity & Magnetism Exams.
Six points higher scoring in Heat Exams.
Eighteen points higher scoring Wave Phenomena Exams.
Twenty points higher scoring in Modern Physics Exams.
Thirty one points higher scoring in Advanced Math Exams.
Twenty three points higher scoring in General Science Exams.
Eleven points higher scoring in General Math Exams.
Forty percent higher scoring in hand/eye coordination contests like Olympic Platform Diving.
Twelve percent faster in track.
More emotionally stable.
Forty two precent greater income earners overall.
Sixty seven percent greater income earners in sales positions.
Responsible for 90% of average family incomes (California Senate Task Force on Family Equity).
More than one hundred percent of IRS Personal Income Tax Payees.
Less than 10% of federal social/welfare beneficiaries.
Ninety four percent of the prison population.
94% of child support collection efforts.
Pay more and are twice as likely to pay the “child support� ordered.
Acquitted one ninth as often for the same crime.
Sentenced 3 times as long for the same crime.
Less than 1% of harassment and discrimination lawsuits against their employers.
Recipients of less than 10% of “family leave benefits�.
Expected to live seven years shorter.
One third of Social Security recipients.
Eighty percent of murder victims, with no “Violence Against Men Act� to protect them.
Sixty percent of violent crime victims.
Five times more likely to commit suicide.
Sole initiators of 27% of domestic violence.
Perpetrators of 46% of “severe� domestic violence.
One fourth as likely to file for divorce.
Custodial parents of less than 4% of children of divorce.
One eighth as likely to kill their children.
One eighth as likely to abuse their children.
Holders of less than 35% of the nation’s wealth (Fortune Magazine).
Systemically discriminated against by law through affirmative action.
Forty seven percent of the nation’s voters.
Ninety seven percent of “Noted American Cartoonists�.
Ninety seven percent of “Noted Business Leaders, Industrialists, & Philanthropists�.
Seventy eight percent of “Noted Personalities�.
Eighty six percent of winners of “The Springdarn Medal� by the NAACP.
Ninety nine percent of “National Inventors’ Hall of Fame�.
Eighty five percent of Computer Science Doctorates.
Ninety nine point nine percent of America’s 524,732 battle deaths.
One hundred percent of “National Aviation Hall of Fame�.
One hundred percent of “National Baseball Hall of Fame�.
One hundred percent of “College Football Hall of Fame�.
One hundred percent of “Pro Football Hall of Fame�.
One hundred percent of “National Basketball Association Champions�.
One hundred percent of “National Hockey League Yearly Trophy Winners�.
One hundred percent of “American Bowling Congress Champions�.
One hundred percent of “World Boxing Title Holders�.
One hundred percent of “World Wrestling Championships�.
One hundred percent of “Kentucky Derby Winners�.
One hundred percent of “Tour de France Winners�.
One hundred percent of “Harness Racing Records�.
One hundred percent of “Professional Rodeo Cowboy Association Winners�.
One hundred percent of “US Open Championships� in golf.
One hundred percent of “Indianapolis 500� auto racing winners.
One hundred percent of “World Gran Prix Driver Champions�.
One hundred percent of “America’s Cup Record� in yachting.
One hundred percent of “World Champions in Chess�.
One hundred percent of “US Champions in Chess�.
One hundred (oops, 98.8) percent of Fortune 500 Corporations’ CEOs.
One hundred percent of US presidents.
One hundred percent of the authors of constitutions.
One hundred percent of the original disciples of world religions.
One hundred percent of “Poets Laureate of England�.
One hundred percent of “Enrico Fermi Award Winners�.
One hundred (oops, ninety five percent) of “Templeton Foundation Prize for Progress in Religion�.
Ninety percent of “Bollingen Prize in Poetry Winners�.
Ninety nine point seven percent of “Nobel Prize in Physics� winners.
Ninety nine percent of “Nobel Prize in Chemistry� winners.
Ninety six percent of “Nobel Prize for Medicine� winners*.
One hundred percent of “Nobel Prize for Economic Science� winners.
Ninety eight (oops, ninety three, oops ninety) percent of “Nobel Prize in Literature� winners.
Ninety five percent of “Nobel Peace Prize� winners.
One hundred percent of “Pulitzer Prize for News Photography� winners.
Ninety six percent of “Pulitzer Prize for International Reporting� winnners.
One hundred percent of Navy SEALS.
*Awarded while affirmative action was still law.
MODIFIED: Saturday, April 18, 2009
Copyright @ 2007 by Fathers’ Manifesto & Christian Party
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Men commit more crimes because they dont get money as easily as “marriage”, and WTF, Men spend the times as long in fucking prison?!?! Thats dumb as hell!
Who cares about how much better men are. I don’t want to date a man. I don’t want to spend my life hating women. Women are pretty and have breast and smooth skin and they smell nice. And a lot of women create great music . And yes ,life is a jungle. Women are attracted to power, men are attracted to the sex and fantasy,and of the desire of having a women ignite the things we need the most. Life is not fair. We never have enough. And we all regret the one that broke our heart…..
you are missing the point. You’ll be a lot happier by finding a woman who knows her place, as a “weaker, delicate vessel” or a “complement” or “helper” as the bible says. Respected and cherished, yes, but not the captain of the ship. And that respect is to be earned.