Free MABTW Cards!

A man’s word is his bond. Unlike women who have to drag lawyers into everything because they can’t even trust mirrors. No mirror on Earth says “Objects in this mirror are two sizes smaller than they appear”.

Since a man’s word is worth its weight in gold, I would like men everywhere to help spread this website by word of mouth. And by that I mean dropping business cards that are exact replicas of the one pictured above wherever you deem suitable. On the bus, at the workplace, between pages 206 and 207 of Oprah’s autobiography in your nearest bookstore. Wherever you want, that’s your prerogative as a man.

If you would like a pack of cards like the one pictured above, send a self-addressed, $0.95 stamped envelope ($1.95 if outside the US) to:


Dick Masterson
PO Box 927
North Hollywood, CA 91603

Or use the donation button below.



You don’t have to be a PayPal member to make a donation. Look for “Don’t have a PayPal account? Use your credit card or bank account (where available).” toward the bottom of the page.

Feel free to post here if you’ve put a card somewhere you found to be exceptionally mantastic! Or discuss is in the Man Forums!

153 Responses to “Free MABTW Cards!”

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  1. detached Says:

    Wasn’t me Chad. Wasn’t me.

  2. Margaret Velazquez Says:

    I ain’t laughed this much in a coons age! Yeah, yeah I breached security & “allowed” myself onto this “off-limits” site. Had to gents… selfish, nosey, ever-so-entitled me. Couldn’t help myself. Really enjoyed & appreciated everything I clicked on. Read “Blow Jobs Save Marriages.” It’s very good & important, made me horny too. Copied & pasted parts of it & sent it to my(?) man. God forbid we get married, I get fat, ugly, & bitchy and refuse to suck his cock - may lightening strike me first! See y’all next time. You can be sure I’ll be doin’ what comes naturally: snoopin’ around! Ain’t got nuthin’ else to do! P.S. That “Make a big deal about FUCKING NOTHING” Valentine’s Day card is now set as my Desktop Background. Is all my copying & pasting okay? Oh forget it, I’ll do what I want, who cares what you say you stupid boys!

  3. Doubt Says:

    Who is she talking to?

  4. Doubt Says:

    ‘A coon’s age.’
    Bigoted, stupid, insecure, lying girly-girl stumbles on our site. Leaves threatening suicide, despite the fact that we apparantly never cared much for her to begin with. I suppose a relationship forms during the constant beratement and self-praise. Oddly enough, I still fail to see the tragedy in the self-inflicted death of another sociopath girly-girl - in fact, it seems poetic justice.

  5. Ginny Says:

    Clair said:

    Arguing and bitching are not one and the same and I never said you were dumb or that I was smart.

    Oh and it’s great to know that I really do know how to push your buttons. :)

    Both of you, grow the fuck up.

  6. Billy Says:

    NotAllgirls said:

    i’m glad you think you pushed my buttons. i’m sure this gives you a great sense of satisfaction.

    i don’t get why anybody would even want to waste their time seeking to push the buttons of others. it seem like a negative waste of time. i don’t have time for such things as i am too busy pleasing men.

    So you’re pleasing a multitude of men? What a STD ridden whore she has describes herself as.

  7. man72 Says:

    Clair said:your just proving what cunts women really are shut up while you still can!!!
    You never took debating did you? How can it’s purpose to be “weigh your own arguments against those of whom you are debating with in order to arrive at the truth”, when you’re GIVEN the topic and GIVEN your side? You have no choice, one tactic that works quite well, is to say things that don’t deduct points from your team (even if it’s by technicalities) but send the other team into an irrational state of mind. Perhaps it’s not even what you say, but the way you present.

    The best part is, your whole post merely lumped you into a common female stereotype… and that, is quite satisfying.

    If the female stereo-type is that we understand the human psyche, the opposing one must be that men don’t (other wise it wouldn’t be a female stereo-type). Thats not something to be satisfied about mate. This just translates to mean that you’re gender is easily played due to their own naivety and ignorance - which basically means you’re weak.

  8. man72 Says:

    A coons age wow theres a real intelectual that just goes to show you women are cunts!!!! and they are only good for sex

  9. Bored Says:

    Female said:

    Honey bun, we’ll forgive you for saying that this one time. And don’t listen to Dick, he actually loves women. He set up this site to see how many men he could bring under his control.

    Now that IS funny ! He’s very good at it too.

  10. son of the suns Says:

    Doubt said:

    ‘A coon’s age.’
    Bigoted, stupid, insecure, lying girly-girl stumbles on our site. Leaves threatening suicide, despite the fact that we apparantly never cared much for her to begin with. I suppose a relationship forms during the constant beratement and self-praise. Oddly enough, I still fail to see the tragedy in the self-inflicted death of another sociopath girly-girl - in fact, it seems poetic justice.

    Even at full maturity the female is a sociopath, they’ve only found dangerous and stealthy ways to conceal it.

  11. Kyle B Says:

    The idea that I am a superior being in comparison to all the females I’ve ever met doesn’t make much sense. At first I wanted to get angry and ignore your (Mr. Masterson’s) arguments, dismissing them as ignorant. But I’ve come to the point in my life where I am willing to hear both sides of any argument. I was hoping I could hear from you, on this forum I suppose, what your basic points are in arguing for the superiority of men. Just pick 5 or so main, basic points that you feel overwhelmingly point to the superiority of men. Again this isn’t an attempt to bash you, this is purely out of interest

  12. Bear Says:

    Clair said:

    Mark said:

    That’s precisely what I meant. Apparently it took a penis to figure it out.

    ….I wasn’t talking about what you were. So you jumped in randomly and said “YOU’RE WRONG….I’M TALKING ABOUT THIS!!! HA HA! NOW YOUR ARGUMENT MAKES NO SENSE.”

    Well done fuck stick. I was talking about DEBATING, as in the sport. And you knew that….or were you too dense to figure it out?

    After all of the supposed mastery of emotions.. she snaps.

  13. Amy Daniel Says:

    Hey Dick,
    So I have to start off by simply saying your not a BAD man. Your not some chauvinistic pig who hates women. Your just extremely blunt and honest. The woman on the treadmill comment it was honest she looked like an overweight slob. I don’t think you hide behind glasses or the internet I don’t think you hide at all. I am not sure you do this because your insecure. Though your disregard for many women doesn’t mean your gay. I get you dick and I am a woman. Full fledge biologically and my gender and sex since birth and god’s creation is female/woman/girl/ect. Yes whore, bitch, unintelligent creature with VAGINA, very well does represent alot of women. Though I guess I’m just really wonderful because I don’t have any of those “womenly” bad qualities. I will not size you up to the “manly” bad qualities that some women do. I will say though I wish you knew me Dick. I wish you knew at least one great WOMAN to make you change your website to http://www.menarebetterthanSOMEwomen.com well thanks dick and god bless.

  14. Historian Says:

    The Drys during the era before prohibition. A common term was “The hand which rocks the craddle, wont rock the boat”, meaning that a women would vote in favour of the more conservative. So all those religious bastards who hated the saloons, cities, and the working class, figured a womens vote would be a vote for prohibition. (Which was the 18th Amendment by the way.) They were right, women voted 9/10 for prohibition, in hopes that it would keep their men at home. Which then of course led to orginized crime and even more reckless abandonment to the drink.

    Chad said:

    So who gave women the right to vote? Seriously, I want to know who possibly thought it was a good idea to give away something as sacred as government to allow for a women to seriously make a choice.

  15. Jeremy Says:

    Other than breeding, sex, and the occasional cooking, I see no other use for a woman. They make terrible conversationalists, they’re pathetic employees, they tend to have lower IQ’s, and they lack the ability for complex thought. A woman is nothing more than a sheep, and in order for her to maintain any form of consistency, she needs a shepherd (man).

  16. Arbalest Says:

    You could have stopped at breeding.

  17. DingoTheDog Says:

    This has to be the most amusing homosexual community on the internet. Keep up the good work chaps!

  18. Culex Says:

    Oh my god, you all so stupid, women are equal to men.
    GAYS! HOMOSEXUALS HOMOPHOBIC GAYS!
    Especially the website administrator.

    Let your male buddy suck your dick =]

  19. mantastic Says:

    Culex,

    You stupid ignorant cunt ! I would love to stab you in the face multiple times with an ice pick. Fucking cunt!

  20. no manhole Says:

    mantastic said:

    Culex,

    You stupid ignorant cunt ! I would love to stab you in the face multiple times with an ice pick. Fucking cunt!

    Are you a Russian? As I recall thats the way Trotsky bit the dust in Mexico City in 1940. Wow, thats a manly way to go….

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