Free MABTW Cards!
A man’s word is his bond. Unlike women who have to drag lawyers into everything because they can’t even trust mirrors. No mirror on Earth says “Objects in this mirror are two sizes smaller than they appear”.
Since a man’s word is worth its weight in gold, I would like men everywhere to help spread this website by word of mouth. And by that I mean dropping business cards that are exact replicas of the one pictured above wherever you deem suitable. On the bus, at the workplace, between pages 206 and 207 of Oprah’s autobiography in your nearest bookstore. Wherever you want, that’s your prerogative as a man.
If you would like a pack of cards like the one pictured above, send a self-addressed, $0.95 stamped envelope ($1.95 if outside the US) to:
Dick Masterson
PO Box 927
North Hollywood, CA 91603
Or use the donation button below.
You don’t have to be a PayPal member to make a donation. Look for “Don’t have a PayPal account? Use your credit card or bank account (where available).” toward the bottom of the page.
Feel free to post here if you’ve put a card somewhere you found to be exceptionally mantastic! Or discuss is in the Man Forums!
October 8th, 2005 at 10:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
I was recently at a poker table and some woman sat down. She happened to sit down in the cut-off seat and the dealer asked her if she wanted to post. If you play poker you realize that posting in the cut-off is the best possible way to come in (not that spectacular in and of itself, but the best place nonetheless). She said no and a friendly gentleman at the table said “You know that’s the best place to come in?” She went on a little tirade about “Do I HAVE to come in? Then I won’t! Don’t try to force me to come in. I’ll do what I want!” Ummm…okay. Be our guest. She got up to smoke a cigarette while waiting for her big blind to get to her and I slipped the poor fellow a MABTW card. He laughed hysterically, prompting everyone else at the table (all male) to ask what it was. After it was passed around the table to everyone but the poor sap lady trying to play poker, a good collective laugh was had by all males at the table.
October 9th, 2005 at 12:32 am - IP Man-Hash: ed854769d648f
I like the idea of these cards - and points for not fluffing about with distracting decorations and colours - business cards should be direct and to the point. You probably don’t care what i think - but to me the old header for this website looked a little better than the picture of the business card. It was far more eye catching - and got the point across a bit more. Just a bit of critique - if you even care.
October 9th, 2005 at 1:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Courtney, to quote myself.
“I am always open to good suggestions and new ideas.
If you’ve got any, please use the comment form below — unless you’re a women, in that case please put your ideas on an invisible piece of paper and then throw it in the trash.”
-Dick
October 11th, 2005 at 7:17 am - IP Man-Hash: e4344c0c5a519
Dick Likes Dick! I know him personally.
October 11th, 2005 at 9:46 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
You must be so proud of yourself.
Women Are So Anti Gay It’s Not Even Funny
-Dick
October 27th, 2005 at 7:03 am - IP Man-Hash: e6684e7eed2e9
Women are stoopid
October 27th, 2005 at 8:09 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
Honey bun, we’ll forgive you for saying that this one time. And don’t listen to Dick, he actually loves women. He set up this site to see how many men he could bring under his control.
October 27th, 2005 at 1:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: fbad09a46caf9
Forgiveness, it’s not being sought.
Dick is a God amongst men…
Dick for President!
October 28th, 2005 at 1:09 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
Well they’ve got a Bush, so naturally a Dick would come after it.
October 28th, 2005 at 11:02 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Completely masculine kudos to me Eddie. Thanks for posting. Try to resist feeding the resident troll.
-Dick
November 9th, 2005 at 1:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1cc2bd319db66
hi mr. masterson, i resently came across the site, and i found it very interesting, as it not only tells the truth about men, and their virtues compared to women, but moreover in the optic of mordern society, tries to penetrate the the female virtues, whcih are as you know, doninant in our part of the world. it tires me to see that men alll the time are being exposed in the medias as stupid and the woman intelligent, when in fact it is the opposite(which is also proved btw.)…hopefully in the coming time i will be able to contribute with comments on this site.
with regards malik
November 9th, 2005 at 1:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Brilliant, Malik! Glad to have you onboard.
-Dick
December 2nd, 2005 at 4:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 682b6c01ada1d
‘Dick for President! ‘ that idea is laughable, he’d speand all his time on pissing off women rather than doing anything remotely useful.
December 2nd, 2005 at 10:40 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Pissing off women is usually a consequence of doing the right thing. It is the weather vane of profundity.
-Dick
February 19th, 2006 at 7:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: db96267422272
I’m really laughing at you people. Don’t you have anything better to do then try to find a way to kill each other. I admit that I’m greatful to Dick for making this website. so I could laugh at both female and male. And so keep it up it’s so funny. P.S. do you hire your on comedian. Also… Seriouriously do alien have a fit about themselves, I’m not on anyones side really because I think all people are stupid in my opion so don’t get offend those with a sensitive side and dont get discouraged just keep it up i want to hear more.by the way both men and women agianst each ot to get the point through to some people.
March 16th, 2006 at 9:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 9ce784134409b
Klapsis: Grammar lessons, now. Surely you aren’t a man, or you wouldn’t be so stupid.
April 14th, 2006 at 12:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 77c4b5430c561
im interested in hearing how its been proven that men are intelligent and women are stupid, Malik. or anyone for that matter.
April 14th, 2006 at 4:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 9efaeb2a8447e
Dumber and dumber. So, when a man acts like a jackass, doesn’t listen to his wife and struts around like a 26 year old serial wanker on redbull, and his wife one day says, “I’m leaving you. I’ve had enough.”
Upon leaving the children with him, does that mean, he has been doing the right thing all along?
Further reading: http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/kramer.shtml
April 14th, 2006 at 8:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 9a1ed05ade124
There’s several articles on the subject on this site. Just use the search box Walude.
-Dick
April 14th, 2006 at 12:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Fem gets it back to front, and not for the first time.
For once try to actually read:
Or shall I break it down for you:
The usual consequence of doing the right is that you piss women off.
Do the right thing, and you usually piss women off.
So the probable result of me pointing out your blatant stupidity, is that you’ll be pissed off.
September 8th, 2006 at 5:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 7dfd78b9cdad1
here here! and often, fem not listening to your wife IS the right thing.
September 8th, 2006 at 7:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1040db7d6fb08
Great idea
September 9th, 2006 at 2:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 259899670e6a9
Your name of DICK is most appropiate.ha ha
September 9th, 2006 at 10:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 280531d7742f3
And now you can do the appropriate thing and fugoff this site since women are not allowed.
September 10th, 2006 at 10:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d27c6589e640
woman are EVIL
September 18th, 2006 at 11:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 7d35d5d798f48
The only purpose for a women is to be an incubator for a baby. If moneys could communicate at even the level of a 4th grade child, 94.5% of women in the workplace could be replaced for banana’s
September 27th, 2006 at 10:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: e3bae45f9c85d
September 28th, 2006 at 7:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
What the fuck is that stupid whore trying to say?
February 28th, 2007 at 5:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 2f07bba1dde5a
This site is fantastic. Keep it up!
February 28th, 2007 at 7:08 am - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Good point!
March 1st, 2007 at 8:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 95e3d810afd68
Oh, God…oh, God! I’m sorry Klapsis, but that post makes my head hurt. :(
March 1st, 2007 at 8:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 95e3d810afd68
Dumber and dumber. So, when a man acts like a jackass, doesn’t listen to his wife and struts around like a 26 year old serial wanker on redbull, and his wife one day says, “I’m leaving you. I’ve had enough.”
Upon leaving the children with him, does that mean, he has been doing the right thing all along?
Further reading: http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/kramer.shtml
Yes.
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Who is the dumber one? The man who acts like a jackass, doesn’t listen to his wife and struts around like a 26 year old serial wanker on redbull or the woman who married this guy in the first place?
Women are fucking idiots who always go for guys who treat them like shit. Then they are so surprised when the guy they married never gets rid of the bad traits they met them with.
March 2nd, 2007 at 9:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
It’s as if they can change the man inside.
March 18th, 2007 at 1:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 920af062fab3f
today my (now ex)girlfriend said to me “You’re such a man tim…” - in one of those “oh, i’m so much better than you” tones - after laughing at my friend jacks witty joke.
My veins ran hot with fire. My genetic memories of blood and war and fury and manhood came screaming back to me. I pounded my fist on the table and shouted at the whore.
“I AM NOT FUCKING PUTTY IN YOUR HAND. I AM A MAN. I AM NOT A ROUND BLOCK IN A SQUARE HOLE. I AM A MAN. I AM NOT OUTDATED OR STUPID OR MISGUIDED. I AM A MAN. YOU CANNOT TREAT ME LIKE THIS. I DEMAND AND DESERVE RESPECT AND IF YOU CAN’T EVEN BE BOTHERED REMEMBERING YOUR PLACE IN YOUR SOCIETY AND SPECIES THEN YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
She sat there stunned (though with the way the bitch was acting i don’t know why she didn’t see it coming) then she grabbed her bag and left. She won’t be coming back. As a man i don’t need people like that in my life. Time wasters. Deluded sheep. Disrespectful and bulshy. I am a 17 year old man and i know what i want out of life. and i can tell you this - its not an arrogant woman who doesn’t know her place.
Thankyou dick. i know i’m not alone.
March 18th, 2007 at 6:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
That was deep tim. And man-fucking-tastic. Although I’m not one to yell, you put the bitch in place.
March 18th, 2007 at 6:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 38679b89a1176
Granted, that comment of hers was rude and condescending, and I’d be angry if my boyfriend said, “Oh, you’re such a woman, Alex…” But women are not beneath you and are not confined to a “place”. They owe you the same respect you owe them. You can find a woman who will treat you with more respect than your ex-girlfriend did, but you won’t find one who will tolerate being condescended to either.
March 18th, 2007 at 7:10 am - IP Man-Hash: bf60114e77a26
Well done, tim.
Alex, why have you not yet fucked off?
You should go to wolfe’s blog, it’s a safe place where those that failed miserable in their trying to change the men here can talk endlessly about any type of pointless hen gossip you can imagine.
March 18th, 2007 at 9:05 am - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Women don’t respect anyone. Adn if you did then you would already left thissite long ago. No women allowed. And that goes for little girls too.
March 18th, 2007 at 9:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Oh. I just realized you’re a girl.
No wonder you made so ridiculous posts concerning rapists in another topic.
I felt angry and a bit obliged to tell you the truth in those posts, considering you to be a misinformed man, that simply was overcome with feminist bullshit. Now i realize, i don’t have to feel sorry for you.
Seriously guys… Is’nt there some way to label these potential women, so we can distinguish? I feel like i just threw pearls for swine.
We simply have to accept that they can’t follow guidelines, and keep out from the site when they’re told to i guess.
March 18th, 2007 at 12:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
I like the ones who like to be submissive towards me. That’s a sign of a good woman in most cases.
March 18th, 2007 at 1:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
I like the ones who like to be submissive towards me. That’s a sign of a good woman in most cases.
While i like submissive women too, you can’t explain a woman anything. In most cases it’s like talking to a door. They simply don’t care what is true - they only care what has emotional value.
It’s pretty much like this: I can convince a woman that I’m telling her the truth. But in most cases I only feel that she believes in me, because i sound convincing. And NOT because the facts, in themselves, convinced her. Do you follow me?
So yeah, I agree. But i felt like i wasted precious time elaborating on a subject that essentially had gone to waste. I think i may need to get better at distinguishing women from men over the Internet.
April 14th, 2007 at 6:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 8bb6baad572f7
10 reasons why men are inferior to women.
1.) They don’t live as long.
2.) When they cut their finger, they act as if their arm has been sawn off.
3.) Most men have their brains in their pants and are empty-headed.
4.) Incapable of talking about politics; they talk about football and cars instead.
5.) Girls outperform boys in practically every subject at school.
6.) They can’t drive. The majority of accidents are caused by testosterone driving where the gearstick becomes the penis.
7.) Most marry someone like their mum. Because most men are idle inadequate bastards and want a servant and not a “wife”.
8.) They’ve fucked up the world.
9.) Look at President Bush (The epitomy of manhood)- as thick as two short planks.
10.) Men commit suicide more than women.
April 14th, 2007 at 10:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Man-wiv-A-BRAIN,
I guess you have a good time in general? You can practically agree with the society as a whole with those views.
Actually, i would’nt be surprised if men acted this way. It would certainly be better for them in our fucked up world.
April 14th, 2007 at 3:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
If this person even gave equality a thought, the person should - by the way - deeply disagree with the post i just made.
April 14th, 2007 at 9:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8ad5beedadb9f
Man-wiv-A-BRAIN is not a man. She is a female posing as a man, because she knows that women have no credibility so she pretends to be a member of the gender of integrity. I was originally going to say something along the line of “Man-wiv-A-BRAIN is really a woman-without-a-brain,” but then Wolfe would probably scold me about meta-redundant tautology or something.
April 15th, 2007 at 2:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
He is a perfectionist. And perfectionism is manly.
May 7th, 2007 at 7:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 926a1904cecf2
A. Women have more unsuccessful attempts than men have actual suicides.
May 7th, 2007 at 10:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 51f86d6005c2d
It’s no secret that the school has been feminized and still males do better in tests. What does that tell you?
May 8th, 2007 at 5:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
..that men are better than women.
June 11th, 2007 at 5:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 20239a2b3f8f9
Another fun fact is, at high school girls do better then boys (feminized) but when they get into collage, the boys get smarter then the girls, and this carrys on throughout life, this is because at high school age, boys havnt fully developed, whereas girls have (into bitches)
June 11th, 2007 at 8:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ab60015f6eb6
there is a tinge of truth in this. it is said that girls mature earlier though when boys do mature, there is a more dramatic change as they mature in a shorter period of time. I am in college, the guys the beating the girls.
July 11th, 2007 at 6:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9419ffad6ab4f
this site is sweet..women are such skank..jackass…whiners..and HIGHLY UNTRUSTWORTHY!!
July 25th, 2007 at 3:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
Dick do you do orders for people in the UK?
August 1st, 2007 at 12:15 am - IP Man-Hash: e3830bfa525f6
Dumbass. All of you.
August 1st, 2007 at 12:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 71d0be43b04c7
Oh, is the little broad upset? Is daddy’s little princess angry that she is judged by her character and not by her cup-size (or perhaps so - the two are inversely proportional.) Getting comments and emails like these are some of the things that make my day. That, of course, and getting drinks and meals from rich spoiled gurls.
It’s fun - fucking fun! They have no fucking spine! It’s un-fucking-believable! How did I live my life before I learned to take stuff from girls?
August 1st, 2007 at 12:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 71d0be43b04c7
See, whore, you talk big on the internet, but you would be quite uneasy telling me off in real life. It’s as simple as this: in real life, I would have 6 inches and probably 100 pounds - all muscle - on you. You, on the other hand, would be a short little brat who is softened up by getting every little thing handed to her on a silver platter. Now, when you resort to violence, who would win?
Let’s see, now. You kick me in the crotch, expecting to utterly incapacitate me. You’re surprised when you realize that even if you attacked my genitals, you are still a weak little gurl. I punch you back so hard in the chest you have to start buying A-cup bras (after the swelling goes down), and then get you arrested for aggravated assault. That’s equality, bitch.
Oh, what jolly good fun.
August 1st, 2007 at 12:29 am - IP Man-Hash: e3830bfa525f6
My dearest Doubt,
I believe I am one of the very few broads out there that has actually worked her way to the top and not having to do it on my knees or back. I am of stronge character and I do have large natural breats. Does this make me weak? Less than any other man? No. Does this line of thinking make you small minded and simple. Yes. Thank you again for that drink last night and as much as I enjoy sex; I will not suck your cock.
Regards,
Jennifer
August 1st, 2007 at 12:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 89366b8aacdeb
Fucking trash.
August 1st, 2007 at 12:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 71d0be43b04c7
No, it’s your tits. You are in a tool corperation with a tool quota and what’re they going to use for the abortion? A tool.
Have a merry fucking life, slut. Or pretend to so that little boys can grow up to be transsexuals.
And I NEVER buy gurls drinks. I take things from them ;D so the correct answer would be you’re welcome for that drink, and I’m sorry you had to go home with another broad. You hate sex, and are nothing but feminist trash.
August 1st, 2007 at 12:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 71d0be43b04c7
See, you have to cower behind your cleavage. Just don’t bitch when I stare at it. That’s life, slut.
August 1st, 2007 at 12:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 71d0be43b04c7
Oh, and that’s spelled strong and breasts. You need to get the penis out of your butt before you type.
August 1st, 2007 at 4:10 am - IP Man-Hash: ff4893678328d
Way to go woman in shooting your own cause in the foot. In your attempt to embellish yourself, you have knowingly or otherwise said that the majority of women are incapable of working their way to the top which is the point of this entire site?
As for you getting to the top….. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA. You mean “on top” of a man, riding him? Yeah, thought so.
August 27th, 2007 at 9:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 54717fd0529aa
This site is great. I’ve been telling everyone I know about it(with the obvious disclaimer to women not to visit it).
August 27th, 2007 at 4:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6436d99de032e
Good work, Andrew. Welcome to the site.
September 8th, 2007 at 1:20 am - IP Man-Hash: c136a14135829
You guys rock…. It is about damn time that men get pissed off about this bull shit…. Every guy i know has been fucked over in some way by a damn women…. BUT WHO IS ALWAYS BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING?????? MEN…. BULLSHIT…..!!!!1!!6!1!
September 8th, 2007 at 2:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
Both of you, welcome on board the manboat. Our numbers and strength are growing. Words are out, its payback time bitches.
September 8th, 2007 at 5:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 8bf10ee7e5a18