Free MABTW Cards!
A man’s word is his bond. Unlike women who have to drag lawyers into everything because they can’t even trust mirrors. No mirror on Earth says “Objects in this mirror are two sizes smaller than they appear”.
Since a man’s word is worth its weight in gold, I would like men everywhere to help spread this website by word of mouth. And by that I mean dropping business cards that are exact replicas of the one pictured above wherever you deem suitable. On the bus, at the workplace, between pages 206 and 207 of Oprah’s autobiography in your nearest bookstore. Wherever you want, that’s your prerogative as a man.
If you would like a pack of cards like the one pictured above, send a self-addressed, $0.95 stamped envelope ($1.95 if outside the US) to:
Dick Masterson
PO Box 927
North Hollywood, CA 91603
Or use the donation button below.
You don’t have to be a PayPal member to make a donation. Look for “Don’t have a PayPal account? Use your credit card or bank account (where available).” toward the bottom of the page.
Feel free to post here if you’ve put a card somewhere you found to be exceptionally mantastic! Or discuss is in the Man Forums!
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Women are stoopid
You must be so proud of yourself.
Women Are So Anti Gay It’s Not Even Funny
-Dick
Dick Likes Dick! I know him personally.
Courtney, to quote myself.
“I am always open to good suggestions and new ideas.
If you’ve got any, please use the comment form below — unless you’re a women, in that case please put your ideas on an invisible piece of paper and then throw it in the trash.”
-Dick
I like the idea of these cards - and points for not fluffing about with distracting decorations and colours - business cards should be direct and to the point. You probably don’t care what i think - but to me the old header for this website looked a little better than the picture of the business card. It was far more eye catching - and got the point across a bit more. Just a bit of critique - if you even care.
I was recently at a poker table and some woman sat down. She happened to sit down in the cut-off seat and the dealer asked her if she wanted to post. If you play poker you realize that posting in the cut-off is the best possible way to come in (not that spectacular in and of itself, but the best place nonetheless). She said no and a friendly gentleman at the table said “You know that’s the best place to come in?” She went on a little tirade about “Do I HAVE to come in? Then I won’t! Don’t try to force me to come in. I’ll do what I want!” Ummm…okay. Be our guest. She got up to smoke a cigarette while waiting for her big blind to get to her and I slipped the poor fellow a MABTW card. He laughed hysterically, prompting everyone else at the table (all male) to ask what it was. After it was passed around the table to everyone but the poor sap lady trying to play poker, a good collective laugh was had by all males at the table.