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A man’s word is his bond. Unlike women who have to drag lawyers into everything because they can’t even trust mirrors. No mirror on Earth says “Objects in this mirror are two sizes smaller than they appear”.
Since a man’s word is worth its weight in gold, I would like men everywhere to help spread this website by word of mouth. And by that I mean dropping business cards that are exact replicas of the one pictured above wherever you deem suitable. On the bus, at the workplace, between pages 206 and 207 of Oprah’s autobiography in your nearest bookstore. Wherever you want, that’s your prerogative as a man.
If you would like a pack of cards like the one pictured above, send a self-addressed, $0.95 stamped envelope ($1.95 if outside the US) to:
Dick Masterson
PO Box 927
North Hollywood, CA 91603
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Feel free to post here if you’ve put a card somewhere you found to be exceptionally mantastic! Or discuss is in the Man Forums!
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Great idea
here here! and often, fem not listening to your wife IS the right thing.
Fem gets it back to front, and not for the first time.
For once try to actually read:
Or shall I break it down for you:
The usual consequence of doing the right is that you piss women off.
Do the right thing, and you usually piss women off.
So the probable result of me pointing out your blatant stupidity, is that you’ll be pissed off.
There’s several articles on the subject on this site. Just use the search box Walude.
-Dick
Dumber and dumber. So, when a man acts like a jackass, doesn’t listen to his wife and struts around like a 26 year old serial wanker on redbull, and his wife one day says, “I’m leaving you. I’ve had enough.”
Upon leaving the children with him, does that mean, he has been doing the right thing all along?
Further reading: http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/kramer.shtml
im interested in hearing how its been proven that men are intelligent and women are stupid, Malik. or anyone for that matter.
Klapsis: Grammar lessons, now. Surely you aren’t a man, or you wouldn’t be so stupid.
I’m really laughing at you people. Don’t you have anything better to do then try to find a way to kill each other. I admit that I’m greatful to Dick for making this website. so I could laugh at both female and male. And so keep it up it’s so funny. P.S. do you hire your on comedian. Also… Seriouriously do alien have a fit about themselves, I’m not on anyones side really because I think all people are stupid in my opion so don’t get offend those with a sensitive side and dont get discouraged just keep it up i want to hear more.by the way both men and women agianst each ot to get the point through to some people.
Pissing off women is usually a consequence of doing the right thing. It is the weather vane of profundity.
-Dick
‘Dick for President! ‘ that idea is laughable, he’d speand all his time on pissing off women rather than doing anything remotely useful.
Brilliant, Malik! Glad to have you onboard.
-Dick
hi mr. masterson, i resently came across the site, and i found it very interesting, as it not only tells the truth about men, and their virtues compared to women, but moreover in the optic of mordern society, tries to penetrate the the female virtues, whcih are as you know, doninant in our part of the world. it tires me to see that men alll the time are being exposed in the medias as stupid and the woman intelligent, when in fact it is the opposite(which is also proved btw.)…hopefully in the coming time i will be able to contribute with comments on this site.
with regards malik
Completely masculine kudos to me Eddie. Thanks for posting. Try to resist feeding the resident troll.
-Dick
Well they’ve got a Bush, so naturally a Dick would come after it.
Forgiveness, it’s not being sought.
Dick is a God amongst men…
Dick for President!
Honey bun, we’ll forgive you for saying that this one time. And don’t listen to Dick, he actually loves women. He set up this site to see how many men he could bring under his control.
Women are stoopid
You must be so proud of yourself.
Women Are So Anti Gay It’s Not Even Funny
-Dick
Dick Likes Dick! I know him personally.
Courtney, to quote myself.
“I am always open to good suggestions and new ideas.
If you’ve got any, please use the comment form below — unless you’re a women, in that case please put your ideas on an invisible piece of paper and then throw it in the trash.”
-Dick