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Comment by Doubt
2007-08-01 00:49:16

Jennifer said:

Thank you again for that drink last night and as much as I enjoy sex; I will not suck your cock.

Regards,

Jennifer

No, it’s your tits. You are in a tool corperation with a tool quota and what’re they going to use for the abortion? A tool.
Have a merry fucking life, slut. Or pretend to so that little boys can grow up to be transsexuals.
And I NEVER buy gurls drinks. I take things from them ;D so the correct answer would be you’re welcome for that drink, and I’m sorry you had to go home with another broad. You hate sex, and are nothing but feminist trash.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2007-08-01 00:32:22

Fucking trash.

 
Comment by Jennifer
2007-08-01 00:29:41

My dearest Doubt,

I believe I am one of the very few broads out there that has actually worked her way to the top and not having to do it on my knees or back. I am of stronge character and I do have large natural breats. Does this make me weak? Less than any other man? No. Does this line of thinking make you small minded and simple. Yes. Thank you again for that drink last night and as much as I enjoy sex; I will not suck your cock.

Regards,

Jennifer

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-08-01 00:25:16

Jennifer said:

Dumbass. All of you.

See, whore, you talk big on the internet, but you would be quite uneasy telling me off in real life. It’s as simple as this: in real life, I would have 6 inches and probably 100 pounds - all muscle - on you. You, on the other hand, would be a short little brat who is softened up by getting every little thing handed to her on a silver platter. Now, when you resort to violence, who would win?
Let’s see, now. You kick me in the crotch, expecting to utterly incapacitate me. You’re surprised when you realize that even if you attacked my genitals, you are still a weak little gurl. I punch you back so hard in the chest you have to start buying A-cup bras (after the swelling goes down), and then get you arrested for aggravated assault. That’s equality, bitch.
Oh, what jolly good fun.

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-08-01 00:18:48

Jennifer said:

Dumbass. All of you.

Oh, is the little broad upset? Is daddy’s little princess angry that she is judged by her character and not by her cup-size (or perhaps so - the two are inversely proportional.) Getting comments and emails like these are some of the things that make my day. That, of course, and getting drinks and meals from rich spoiled gurls.
It’s fun - fucking fun! They have no fucking spine! It’s un-fucking-believable! How did I live my life before I learned to take stuff from girls?

 
Comment by Jennifer
2007-08-01 00:15:18

Dumbass. All of you.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-07-25 03:17:28

Dick do you do orders for people in the UK?

 
Comment by dik
2007-07-11 18:45:42

this site is sweet..women are such skank..jackass…whiners..and HIGHLY UNTRUSTWORTHY!!

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-06-11 20:22:53

joseph said:

Another fun fact is, at high school girls do better then boys (feminized) but when they get into collage, the boys get smarter then the girls, and this carrys on throughout life, this is because at high school age, boys havnt fully developed, whereas girls have (into bitches)

there is a tinge of truth in this. it is said that girls mature earlier though when boys do mature, there is a more dramatic change as they mature in a shorter period of time. I am in college, the guys the beating the girls.

 
Comment by joseph
2007-06-11 17:16:17

Another fun fact is, at high school girls do better then boys (feminized) but when they get into collage, the boys get smarter then the girls, and this carrys on throughout life, this is because at high school age, boys havnt fully developed, whereas girls have (into bitches)

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-05-08 05:23:05

Risk said:

It’s no secret that the school has been feminized and still males do better in tests. What does that tell you?

..that men are better than women.

 
Comment by Risk
2007-05-07 22:49:41

It’s no secret that the school has been feminized and still males do better in tests. What does that tell you?

 
Comment by Elitist_Prick
2007-05-07 19:47:24

Man-wiv-A-BRAIN said:

10 reasons why men are inferior to women.

1.) They don’t live as long.

A. We don’t want to. Who the fuck wants to sit around breathing bottled oxygen and barely making it to the restroom for an extra 10 years?

2.) When they cut their finger, they act as if their arm has been sawn off.

A. Men have higher tolerances for pain. The End.

3.) Most men have their brains in their pants and are empty-headed.

A. Opposed to women, who don’t have a brain. At all.

4.) Incapable of talking about politics; they talk about football and cars instead.

A. What’s the ratio of men-women in political office… something like a thousand to zero.

5.) Girls outperform boys in practically every subject at school.

A. HA! Women to better school work [which they get help in] Males to better on TESTS.. where it matters.

6.) They can’t drive. The majority of accidents are caused by testosterone driving where the gearstick becomes the penis.

A. Men drive more often than women. Proportionately, women are in more accidents.

7.) Most marry someone like their mum. Because most men are idle inadequate bastards and want a servant and not a “wife”.

A. Maybe women in the old days just knew how to shut the fuck up and get shit done.

8.) They’ve fucked up the world.

A. Ellen DeGeneres, Rosanne Barr, and Monica Lewinskey.. real contributors.

9.) Look at President Bush (The epitomy of manhood)- as thick as two short planks.

A. Hillary Clinton…

10.) Men commit suicide more than women.

A. Women have more unsuccessful attempts than men have actual suicides.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-04-15 14:35:02

diamatik said:

Man-wiv-A-BRAIN is not a man. She is a female posing as a man, because she knows that women have no credibility so she pretends to be a member of the gender of integrity. I was originally going to say something along the line of “Man-wiv-A-BRAIN is really a woman-without-a-brain,” but then Wolfe would probably scold me about meta-redundant tautology or something.

He is a perfectionist. And perfectionism is manly.

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-04-14 21:15:00

Man-wiv-A-BRAIN is not a man. She is a female posing as a man, because she knows that women have no credibility so she pretends to be a member of the gender of integrity. I was originally going to say something along the line of “Man-wiv-A-BRAIN is really a woman-without-a-brain,” but then Wolfe would probably scold me about meta-redundant tautology or something.

 
Comment by dalsgaard
2007-04-14 15:26:51

dalsgaard said:

Man-wiv-A-BRAIN,

I guess you have a good time in general? You can practically agree with the society as a whole with those views.

Actually, i would’nt be surprised if men acted this way. It would certainly be better for them in our fucked up world.

If this person even gave equality a thought, the person should - by the way - deeply disagree with the post i just made.

 
Comment by dalsgaard
2007-04-14 10:28:25

Man-wiv-A-BRAIN,

I guess you have a good time in general? You can practically agree with the society as a whole with those views.

Actually, i would’nt be surprised if men acted this way. It would certainly be better for them in our fucked up world.

 
Comment by Man-wiv-A-BRAIN
2007-04-14 06:51:49

10 reasons why men are inferior to women.

1.) They don’t live as long.

2.) When they cut their finger, they act as if their arm has been sawn off.

3.) Most men have their brains in their pants and are empty-headed.

4.) Incapable of talking about politics; they talk about football and cars instead.

5.) Girls outperform boys in practically every subject at school.

6.) They can’t drive. The majority of accidents are caused by testosterone driving where the gearstick becomes the penis.

7.) Most marry someone like their mum. Because most men are idle inadequate bastards and want a servant and not a “wife”.

8.) They’ve fucked up the world.

9.) Look at President Bush (The epitomy of manhood)- as thick as two short planks.

10.) Men commit suicide more than women.

 
Comment by dalsgaard
2007-03-18 13:40:32

Necroswordsman said:

dalsgaard said:
We simply have to accept that they can’t follow guidelines, and keep out from the site when they’re told to i guess.

I like the ones who like to be submissive towards me. That’s a sign of a good woman in most cases.

While i like submissive women too, you can’t explain a woman anything. In most cases it’s like talking to a door. They simply don’t care what is true - they only care what has emotional value.

It’s pretty much like this: I can convince a woman that I’m telling her the truth. But in most cases I only feel that she believes in me, because i sound convincing. And NOT because the facts, in themselves, convinced her. Do you follow me?

So yeah, I agree. But i felt like i wasted precious time elaborating on a subject that essentially had gone to waste. I think i may need to get better at distinguishing women from men over the Internet.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-03-18 12:12:30

dalsgaard said:
We simply have to accept that they can’t follow guidelines, and keep out from the site when they’re told to i guess.

I like the ones who like to be submissive towards me. That’s a sign of a good woman in most cases.

 
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