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Arguing and bitching are not one and the same and I never said you were dumb or that I was smart.
Oh and it’s great to know that I really do know how to push your buttons. :)
clair,
hahahahahahahaha. omg, i’ve seen the light. i’m such a half-wit and you are such an intellectual. thank you for telling me how stupid i am. your opinion means so much to me.
for your information i wasn’t thinking of how to please a man when i was in school, i was doing my nails.
clair when i said, “i’m not getting into a pissing contest with a skunk”. i meant i’m not going to argue with you because you are much better at arguing than i am. you have more effective bitching skills than i could ever have.
…okay…I have never ever heard that saying. It doesn’t even make sense. It’s your fault you don’t have critical literacy skills and hence didn’t understand what I was conveying to you. Maybe you should have been listening in school rather than thinking of ways of how to please a man.
ok clair, whatever. i’m not getting into a pissing contest with a skunk.
MansVoice, why do you talk with such hostility? I don’t see how I’m ‘unclassy’. I’m much more polite then most guys I’ve met, much more polite then alot of girls I met. It just so happens I don’t like stereo-typing. As a history student, you should know why.
LMAO. I’m to young to have “past” mistakes.
Ha. Gee get all defensive and have a sook.
Did I say that it’s wrong for a guy friend to like you? No, that was a side note to people like mikey that continually tell me that my mates don’t like me. They just wanna fuck me.
Did I say you can’t like him? No, I just enlightened to you as to the most possible reason you do.
What negative stereo-type are you perpetuating? Perhaps the one that all women are less then compassionate beings.
God, what’s with the whole “so what?” “who cares?”. lol
No, I know girls gossip like CRAZY. They used to my best friends, but now guys are my best friends, I found out they bitch just the same. It’s kinds funny, because they bitch about girls bitching. Like this entire website, it is a HUGE bitch rant. You can’t deny it.
@NotAllgirls: welcome aboard ;)
a bit about me, a woman:
i’m a married housewife in my early 40’s. i have three college degrees and worked prior to having kids. after my kids were born, i stayed home to raise them. my parents were from a different country and i grew up in a diverse household.
my husband wears the pants, makes makes most of the household income, has the final say in major decisions and handles most major issues in our home. i work very hard at caring for our kids, our home and keeping up my physical appearance/attractiveness.
yes, i miss working sometimes but when i got married and had kids, they became my priority. my husband works hard so i don’t have to work outside of the home. he’s kind of a “chauvanist” and he says what he thinks. i do all i can to support him in his career and to spare him any grief during his time off work.
i’m very happy with my life and my husband is happy with his. he comes home to well behaved kids, a clean/well decorated home and a attractive/thin wife. i dote on him and make him feel like he’s superman every day. in return he treats me like a queen.
we have eachother’s backs and we aren’t confused about our roles. i don’t nag him, attempt to control him or try to change him in any way.
he’s free to be who he is and i’m free to be who i am.
i have taken allot of grief for my choices but i do what’s right for me, my husband and my family. if this were 1950, nobody would question how we live.
i don’t need any woman to tell me what i’m missing, what i should be doing, what i should be getting, etc.. i have no desire to be a feminist. i’m 100% female and i embrace that.
i do think dick is extreeme but if he wasn’t nobody would listen. i believe he sees the demascluation of men in our society and is speaking out about it. somebody needs to.
She is afraid that she will be outclassed by real women like yourself.
Excellent post. Don’t mind Clair she’s just out to vindicate herself.
It’s part of her nature to want to erase the errors of her past and make herself a victim where she was responsible. She comes to on-line forums to carefully test her excuses, hoping nobody will challenge them in a way that her style could not cover up or redirect.
If she’s successful she goes to bed fully relieved that her past errors in judgment have been excused and she is now clear to make new ones.
You see all this has to do with a failure on her part.
A failure she wants to bury underneath spinning and reinterpreting as well as probably drinking and drugs.
clair, i never stated that i supported dick’s ideals 100%. i do admire the fact he has the balls to say allot of the things most men think.
yeah, i am a woman and i can barely stand being around women. i find them boring and vindictive. god help you if you are a sexually attractive woman. i am able to tollerate very few females and do prefer the company of males. yeah, i also think most it’s natual for males to have a sexual interest in an attractive female friend. so what? who cares? what’s so wrong with sex or being desired?
what negative stereotype am i perpetuating? i’m a woman that believes in free speech. i have every right to agree with some of the things dick says and i also have a right to think he’s kinda hot. maybe it is because he’s an alpha male. so what? why would i desire some she-male? who cares anyway, i’m married.
what are you so afraid of?
Clair, everyone’s best friend is a man. Not a woman. 10 out of 10 women will prefer to have a man for company. This is because women know that women suck as people.
Hey look, another imbecile is coming around.
You guys had to take her by her little mind and pull her along the road of reason, but she’s learning to walk now…baby steps…baby steps…idiot!
If a bitch and an ass got together to spawn you, it’s not my problem.
An apple falls under an apple tree and a pile of shit always falls under an asshole.
I can smell you now.
But now you, right? You, sitting on your fat ass, watching Oprah Winfrey and Dr. Phil will not advance beyond what you are: a moron.
Clair, what bullshit are you trying to pull? It is common facts that women love to whine and complain about men or has GOSSIPING eluded you completely?
Last time I checked the USA entered WW2 after Pearl Harbor was bombed and Germany declared war on the US.
http://www.yale.edu/lawweb/avalon/wwii/gerdec41.htm
The Holocaust wasn’t even believed until 1944
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust#Escapes.2C_publication_of_news_ of_the_death_camps_.28April.E2.80.93June_1944.29
The Civil War was actually over States Rights, not slavery. Otherwise Lincoln would have declared all the slaves free from the beginning instead of waiting until after the battle of Antietam. Even at this time only the slaves in the Confederate states were declared free. Those in the North were enslaved until after the war.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emancipation_proclamation
You probably think he’s hot because he acts as though he’s better than you, and you and your primordial instincts think “ALPHA MALE!!! MAKE GOOD BABY!!!”
What planet are you living in?? My best mates are guys (any guy on here about to respond to this saying ‘they wanna fuck you. there not your friend, whore!!’, I’ve already heard it so don’t) and all they do besides play with weapons and video games is perve on chicks and complain about them. Guys complain about girls, girls complain about guys.
Oh, you keep reinforcing your view by stating your female, well I’m female to. By saying “all females are such and such” it doesn’t help us at all. Fine, support it if you will. Just know that it doesn’t help, it just perpetuates further negative stereo-types and only prevents people from reaching the mentality that the individual should be judged by their actions, not other peoples.
This site is absolutely HILARIOUS! :)
Doubt, I checked out that link and in particular.. read this post: http://feministing.org/?p=150. It was a gender debate and the gall of that woman to proclaim “victory”? What the fuck? She fucking sucks monkey ass. “I am a master debater”? Any real debater would never have sunk so low and attacked with ad hominems and the like. The irony of it is that the women in the audience agree. Wait, why am I using the word “irony”… the hypocrisy of it…
Women, this is why there is the backlash. Apparently, you can talk shit about shit but men cant? Well, all that is going to fucking change. Whores like her should be put in place. No asian woman will ever do that. Ever. Ever, ever. God, no wonder they say american women suck. Even some of the most feminist women that I know of in my country will never behave like that.
As for the women who post here.. We arent concerned about how you view us. Fuck you. Just dont be a sanctimonious little bitch. If you wish to talk so much smack about us being “sexist”, please go to the link I have posted and see for yourself what is call “hatred for man as a gender”. To all the men, I dont see why you are ill-convinced(for those that are)… if they want a gender war, they fucking got one.