Free MABTW Cards!
A man’s word is his bond. Unlike women who have to drag lawyers into everything because they can’t even trust mirrors. No mirror on Earth says “Objects in this mirror are two sizes smaller than they appear”.
Since a man’s word is worth its weight in gold, I would like men everywhere to help spread this website by word of mouth. And by that I mean dropping business cards that are exact replicas of the one pictured above wherever you deem suitable. On the bus, at the workplace, between pages 206 and 207 of Oprah’s autobiography in your nearest bookstore. Wherever you want, that’s your prerogative as a man.
If you would like a pack of cards like the one pictured above, send a self-addressed, $0.95 stamped envelope ($1.95 if outside the US) to:
Dick Masterson
PO Box 927
North Hollywood, CA 91603
Or use the donation button below.
You don’t have to be a PayPal member to make a donation. Look for “Don’t have a PayPal account? Use your credit card or bank account (where available).” toward the bottom of the page.
Feel free to post here if you’ve put a card somewhere you found to be exceptionally mantastic! Or discuss is in the Man Forums!
160 Responses to “Free MABTW Cards!”
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October 8th, 2005 at 10:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
I was recently at a poker table and some woman sat down. She happened to sit down in the cut-off seat and the dealer asked her if she wanted to post. If you play poker you realize that posting in the cut-off is the best possible way to come in (not that spectacular in and of itself, but the best place nonetheless). She said no and a friendly gentleman at the table said “You know that’s the best place to come in?” She went on a little tirade about “Do I HAVE to come in? Then I won’t! Don’t try to force me to come in. I’ll do what I want!” Ummm…okay. Be our guest. She got up to smoke a cigarette while waiting for her big blind to get to her and I slipped the poor fellow a MABTW card. He laughed hysterically, prompting everyone else at the table (all male) to ask what it was. After it was passed around the table to everyone but the poor sap lady trying to play poker, a good collective laugh was had by all males at the table.
October 9th, 2005 at 12:32 am - IP Man-Hash: ed854769d648f
I like the idea of these cards - and points for not fluffing about with distracting decorations and colours - business cards should be direct and to the point. You probably don’t care what i think - but to me the old header for this website looked a little better than the picture of the business card. It was far more eye catching - and got the point across a bit more. Just a bit of critique - if you even care.
October 9th, 2005 at 1:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Courtney, to quote myself.
“I am always open to good suggestions and new ideas.
If you’ve got any, please use the comment form below — unless you’re a women, in that case please put your ideas on an invisible piece of paper and then throw it in the trash.”
-Dick
October 11th, 2005 at 7:17 am - IP Man-Hash: e4344c0c5a519
Dick Likes Dick! I know him personally.
October 11th, 2005 at 9:46 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
You must be so proud of yourself.
Women Are So Anti Gay It’s Not Even Funny
-Dick
October 27th, 2005 at 7:03 am - IP Man-Hash: e6684e7eed2e9
Women are stoopid
October 27th, 2005 at 8:09 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
Honey bun, we’ll forgive you for saying that this one time. And don’t listen to Dick, he actually loves women. He set up this site to see how many men he could bring under his control.
October 27th, 2005 at 1:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: fbad09a46caf9
Forgiveness, it’s not being sought.
Dick is a God amongst men…
Dick for President!
October 28th, 2005 at 1:09 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
Well they’ve got a Bush, so naturally a Dick would come after it.
October 28th, 2005 at 11:02 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Completely masculine kudos to me Eddie. Thanks for posting. Try to resist feeding the resident troll.
-Dick
November 9th, 2005 at 1:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1cc2bd319db66
hi mr. masterson, i resently came across the site, and i found it very interesting, as it not only tells the truth about men, and their virtues compared to women, but moreover in the optic of mordern society, tries to penetrate the the female virtues, whcih are as you know, doninant in our part of the world. it tires me to see that men alll the time are being exposed in the medias as stupid and the woman intelligent, when in fact it is the opposite(which is also proved btw.)…hopefully in the coming time i will be able to contribute with comments on this site.
with regards malik
November 9th, 2005 at 1:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Brilliant, Malik! Glad to have you onboard.
-Dick
December 2nd, 2005 at 4:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 682b6c01ada1d
‘Dick for President! ‘ that idea is laughable, he’d speand all his time on pissing off women rather than doing anything remotely useful.
December 2nd, 2005 at 10:40 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Pissing off women is usually a consequence of doing the right thing. It is the weather vane of profundity.
-Dick
February 19th, 2006 at 7:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: db96267422272
I’m really laughing at you people. Don’t you have anything better to do then try to find a way to kill each other. I admit that I’m greatful to Dick for making this website. so I could laugh at both female and male. And so keep it up it’s so funny. P.S. do you hire your on comedian. Also… Seriouriously do alien have a fit about themselves, I’m not on anyones side really because I think all people are stupid in my opion so don’t get offend those with a sensitive side and dont get discouraged just keep it up i want to hear more.by the way both men and women agianst each ot to get the point through to some people.
March 16th, 2006 at 9:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 9ce784134409b
Klapsis: Grammar lessons, now. Surely you aren’t a man, or you wouldn’t be so stupid.
April 14th, 2006 at 12:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 77c4b5430c561
im interested in hearing how its been proven that men are intelligent and women are stupid, Malik. or anyone for that matter.
April 14th, 2006 at 4:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 9efaeb2a8447e
Dumber and dumber. So, when a man acts like a jackass, doesn’t listen to his wife and struts around like a 26 year old serial wanker on redbull, and his wife one day says, “I’m leaving you. I’ve had enough.”
Upon leaving the children with him, does that mean, he has been doing the right thing all along?
Further reading: http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/kramer.shtml
April 14th, 2006 at 8:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 9a1ed05ade124
There’s several articles on the subject on this site. Just use the search box Walude.
-Dick
April 14th, 2006 at 12:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Fem gets it back to front, and not for the first time.
For once try to actually read:
Or shall I break it down for you:
The usual consequence of doing the right is that you piss women off.
Do the right thing, and you usually piss women off.
So the probable result of me pointing out your blatant stupidity, is that you’ll be pissed off.