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A man’s word is his bond. Unlike women who have to drag lawyers into everything because they can’t even trust mirrors. No mirror on Earth says “Objects in this mirror are two sizes smaller than they appear”.
Since a man’s word is worth its weight in gold, I would like men everywhere to help spread this website by word of mouth. And by that I mean dropping business cards that are exact replicas of the one pictured above wherever you deem suitable. On the bus, at the workplace, between pages 206 and 207 of Oprah’s autobiography in your nearest bookstore. Wherever you want, that’s your prerogative as a man.
If you would like a pack of cards like the one pictured above, send a self-addressed, $0.95 stamped envelope ($1.95 if outside the US) to:
Dick Masterson
PO Box 927
North Hollywood, CA 91603
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This is a breath of fresh air. No joke, I had typed in woman and moron and eventually here I am. Ladies don’t get emotional yet… My family has had 3 years of major turbulence. First my grampa GOT MARRIED TO THIS SUCK UP.
As manipulative as can be , sugar coated smiles,etc. Slowly over time we could’nt talk to him anymore, now we have to go through her. Lo and Behold, she stole 100k while he was on a business trip, poof, gone. Now I would think someone would say something,(mother, uncles) but my mom just dumped a 10 year relationship with a guy would walk through hell for her, FOR A MARRIED GUY. Better yet, this isn’t the first time…NICE ONE…Back to the story, She said” Oh as long as he’s happy” well to make a long story short, They divorced eventually after time and she got another 150k for 5 years of nothing but shopping sprees. No one listens to me, they say” be positive”. Anyone who knows anything in this world seems to agree that a pessimist is a realist,(sorry this isn’t the land of make believe.) and I have been proven dead on too many times, I had predicted this a mile away. Now everyone acts like the sky is falling, Women 98% of then act like their 16 for life, emotional as hell, morons, I love my female family members but, they should’nt think in my presence anymore. Sorry it’s been a rough few weeks.
Never stop Dick Masterson, Women terrorize all my friends, (jail, money, attention, yelling and whining, over nothing.). And these milktoasts give them everything and still get stepped on.They have the nerve to ask” Why don’t you get a girl like mine?” Maybe if she spends her whole life on her knees…….
YOU ARE THE MAN! I WISH EVERY1 IN THE WORLD COULD READ THIS AND UNDERSTAND YOUR WORK!
Amy. I’m glad your not angry and saying random things. i respect what you have to say :)
dude i saw your thing on doctor phil,
you totally ripped that chick a new one,
she had nothing to say, and that sad sac excuse that she didnt hear you,
was total bullshit.
i got to give you props for that one man. nice job.
So, If men are better than women.. you like dudes?
You didnt have to write your name.
It was so obvious that you are a girl with that stupid post.
Grow up.
——–LISTEN TO THIS———-
Just wanted to say.
Damn u owned them.
Dr. Phils sick attempt to make you look rediculous was soo cheap.
Are you judgemental?
-Yeah, i think everyone is.
hahaha that wasnt Dr. Phil ready for.
He coulnt handle you for sure.
Same shit with the lady. I mean. Gosh how stupid attemps to own you.
I dont really agree with all of your statements.
But damn fun to see when you feed the fucking pigs.
How about mature people are better than the Flamers who ring you? “Zomg you must have a tinny cock/are gay to hate women” Size doesn’t count (Average and GOOD! and a m8 who has a DONG isn’t as good so i heard…) and gays go that way. Because they are attracted to men… Not that that hate women… and you don’t even hate women, your just stating the Obvious that we seem to have failed to see all this time. I would love to read your book, has it been released in Britain yet? I’m sure sexist women would want the book banned or at least cheaper trying to affect your income.
That’s mansastic!
I printed out one of those fliers on a different post, and push pinned it on the bulletin board of a Curves gym. It was hilarious as shit
Women suck better than men
dot com.
hahahhahahahaa
hahahhahahhahaaa
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As far as the treadmill comment went… Dick isn’t quite as smooth under the gun as some other men are; like me.
I’ve actually been accused of hiding behind my glasses (they’re prescription, how dare I like being able to see shit) while telling a woman she needed to find a treadmill.
I took several steps back, removed them and said “There, I’m damn near blind now; but I can still see your enormous ass from waaayy over here.”
I would have loved to see exactly how far Dr. Phil’s jaw could drop had he been there for that one.
Dick rules… And all the homo jokes just go to show how insecure women can be - You gotta scream down and insult and call people names that do not agree with you. Dick is the best thing that has happened to this country in the 21st century. He is a smooth talking, intelligent and extremely witty conversationalist. Look out Feminist whores, Dick is coming after you!
Are you a Russian? As I recall thats the way Trotsky bit the dust in Mexico City in 1940. Wow, thats a manly way to go….
Culex,
You stupid ignorant cunt ! I would love to stab you in the face multiple times with an ice pick. Fucking cunt!
Oh my god, you all so stupid, women are equal to men.
GAYS! HOMOSEXUALS HOMOPHOBIC GAYS!
Especially the website administrator.
Let your male buddy suck your dick =]
women aren’t equal to men, are you crazy?
when people go out, guys find something that looks clean. women on the other hand, take hours to pick what they wear, and they put on makeup, and the dress up and look nice for what? guys dont care. you dress up for other women. stick to what you are good for. sex, food, and fetching us men what we want
“women are equal to men.”
Then why the hell does a woman make 77 cents to every dollar a man makes in the same job?
Men are fucking efficient.
God forbid another “I can’t file this because I’m PMSing and I’m a horrible mood.”
This has to be the most amusing homosexual community on the internet. Keep up the good work chaps!
You could have stopped at breeding.
Other than breeding, sex, and the occasional cooking, I see no other use for a woman. They make terrible conversationalists, they’re pathetic employees, they tend to have lower IQ’s, and they lack the ability for complex thought. A woman is nothing more than a sheep, and in order for her to maintain any form of consistency, she needs a shepherd (man).
The Drys during the era before prohibition. A common term was “The hand which rocks the craddle, wont rock the boat”, meaning that a women would vote in favour of the more conservative. So all those religious bastards who hated the saloons, cities, and the working class, figured a womens vote would be a vote for prohibition. (Which was the 18th Amendment by the way.) They were right, women voted 9/10 for prohibition, in hopes that it would keep their men at home. Which then of course led to orginized crime and even more reckless abandonment to the drink.