Fuck Marriage
This is a very important and very special MenAreBetterThanWomen because it’s a treatise on my favourite topic: marriage. The conclusion is this:
Do not get married!
Do not do it now. Do not do it later. Do not do it for looks. Do not do it for money. Do not do it for sex. Do not do it because people want you to. Do not do it because a woman wants you to. Do not do it because The Bible says to do it. Do not do it to have children. Do not do it for tax purposes. And especially — the most important reason of all reasons every thrown into a reason oven and baked on Man degrees for a day and a half — do not get fucking married for love!
There’re three reasons why you shouldn’t get married, and when I say three I mean there are about a fucking billion reasons why not to get married. That’s one for every skin cell of the woman you’re dating that’s going to turn into a wrinkled mess inside of 20 years.
There are three big reasons though.
1. It’s against your manstincts.
When in the whole universe of fuck has a man’s manstincts ever been wrong about anything. I’ve seen a man punch through a wall twice in a row using his manstincts and not hit a single fucking stud. I’ve seen a man win 30,000 American Dollars at a Black Jack table using his manstincts. My cousin had a dog who wandered over 100 miles home from a stranger’s house in the course of two weeks. Guess what gender that dog was. I’ll give you a hint. It had a fucking dick.
Men’s manstincts are never wrong. That’s because men’s brains are super-charged with experience, a special lubricating coating I call Think Juice, and about 60 times the processing power of women. Women don’t have the brains to have instincts. They barely have the fucking brain power to walk upright. That’s probably why women used to wear gloves.
2. You don’t have to.
Have you ever seen one of those tags on the bottom of a mattress that says “Fuck Off. Don’t Remove This Tag”? I’ve never seen one, but I’ve seen plenty of comedians talk about them so they might as well be real for the purposes here. You know what happens when you remove one of those tags? Not a fucking thing.
How about this. Have you ever walked on grass where a sign said “Do Not Fuck Around on the Grass” or had a fourth pint when woman said you shouldn’t have a fourth pint?
Fucking of course! That’s called being a goddamn man. And what happened after you perpetrated that shit? Absolutely nothing. That is exactly what happens when a women threatens you with anything in exchange for marriage.
I’ve seen the fucking The Rock. I’ve seen every movie starring Nicholas Cage like six times because he’s the most mantastic actor of the day. I remember the part where his hot girlfriend threatened him with a break-up if they didn’t get married.
Scary huh? She was awfully hot.
The I also remember the part in The Rock when Sean Connery had hair and the US President didn’t sound like a fucking hillbilly. The Rock was a piece of fucking fiction. Real women never follow through on anything in their goddamn lives. Only women who are written by men do that. If a woman ever threatens you over a missing ring, tell her to go fuck herself. She won’t. Women are too sex crazed to stop coming back for it over some fucking ring. Please. We’re talking about the gender who’d fuck Lionel Ritchie because he can sing. You think they can cut off sex on tap over a dowry. Fuck you.
3. Plausible Deniability
If you go into a bank with a ski mask on a gun in your pocket, you’re probably going to get stopped at the door — or sent into some kind of fucking man trap, I don’t know. I don’t run a bank. Better yet, if you see someone in the middle of the street crack a beer, unbelt, and then drop their pants to the ground; guess what. They’re about to do something fucking stupid.
That’s what getting married is. You’re signing a fucking binding — a Fuck You binding contract in an imaginary, somehow non-sexist world where women have no earning power past 30, that says you will support their ass out of pure benevolence and with no expectation other than getting harangued by a raging fucking bitch about 6 years passed her prime.
Do not go into a bank with fucking ski mask on and a sack of potatoes in your pocket. Do not pull down your pants in public if you aren’t about to do something funny. Do not get married unless you can look in the mirror and say this:
“Hello, <your name said derisively>. Five years from now, I want to indefinitely support an adult woman long after she has stopped fucking me, started fucking as many other guys as possible, and always, always acts like a raging bitch.”
Trick question. You can’t say that because you’re a fucking man.
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… Ick. I do think that marriage is pretty stupid in the first place, because human beings such as ourselves are not monogamous, and we were never meant to be. I just wish that my other fellow females would understand the concept of that. Marriages. Are. A. Huge. Disaster. End of story!!!
Look the cure to fix feminism and lesbianism at the same time is to be a MAN and listen to Dick listen to Tom and actually read the bible verses in King James first edition of the bible, It does NOT say to get married to a woman for the obvious reasons a woman would like you to get married for it says a woman shall be second in line to the man and that men decide the terms for the marriage to god he god is the third party not the state or the government god is everything else is bullshit.
Look the bible is full of parables and allusions words that represent the reality in life. Most men that want to get out of this fucking mess have an interest in a form of beliefs that works I say it’s in the King James the 1st edition bible. Also do not disallow me from this site for mentioning the bible it is a historical document that no amount of hollywood actors or idiot writers can defame, ever.
my email is this john.marlboro.US@gmail.com , for any suggestions send me an email.
marriage is totaly IMPOSSIBLE these days , because all women will became bitches once they have there leash on you, trust me , I know !!!!!!. The best thing to do is to get a global fund raiser and finance a research of a cure for the need of sex , it is more than necesary .Like I said in other posts 90% of men will be very happy , 8% are those that the need for sex is to much for them , got married and like being married , 2% are the gay men , witch we will burn , or hang , or just eradicate.
Don’t mind the bitches that are posting on this site like magnolia and others that are posting with men names , this site is not for bitching , this site is to find a fix for this problem of feminism that made the interaction between men and women impossible , so lets find that cure for the need of sex.
And my logo:It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!!!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!!!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!!!!
I am half a gay. You want to burn me Kalel?
I totally agree that marriage is useless. In a prior post, I spoke about several things the man should do today–one of which is to stop marriage. Marriage has always been a burden for the man. And today it has become absolutely the major mistake the man could commit.
The man needs to make some advancements on himself, one of which is to stop marrying. Not only should he stop marriage, but any form of commitments in which he bears or will bear financial burdens for the wife under the plea of children’s needs.
Cohabitation or dating could be a good solution. Or even spontaneous sex. But marriage is a big mistake.
i was married once and ill tell u what doggy…it will never happen again. I really thought i was the only one who felt what this website represents….its not chauvinist…its being fed up with women in general…my mother was a lame selfish broad…but instinctively i love her…THATS CALLED LOYALTY!!!…something women will never know…unless of course dinner is on you.
Feminism is a movement, not a sex. So, being against feminism does not mean at all that you are against the sex itself. And in fact, chauvinism was boosted by the feminists, not by the man. They played on the passion of the woman that the man is bad so that they made her hate the man. So, who is the chauvinist?
And even if one loves his mother, yes sometimes he needs to be firm with her to put her in line as I often need to do.
Marriage is for two kinds of people: (1) Women and (2) People who can’t look after themselves.
You said it Scott: “Marriage is for two kinds of people: (1) Women and (2) People who can’t look after themselves.”
However, there is still a third type of persons who seek marriage. Some guys who think that marriage is a religious must. No it is not. And supposedly it were (and it is not), it must follow the Bible’s rules. Now marriage is far away from that. So, there is no need for it anymore at all.
We should help all men know that marriage is their life sentence. And after that, the law has become on the side of the wife if she divorces, so that she will financially benefit from divorce. So, any man who still gets married is really short eyesighted.
I’m a guy who has had his eyes shut for a long time.
But i can see clearly now that all women are selfish
spoiled one way walking trash bags with feet.
I’ll make it short i’m from Massachusetts where men(Fathers )
have it shoved up thier asses on the regular.By tyhe court system.
And because i wouldn’t marry this spoiled rotten little bitch
who dose not know how to compromise even about the smallest
thing’s i havent seen my son in 8 months.
Dont do it!
Trust me, the make-up and seduction of the woman hide her true inside. She knows this, and she uses this deliberately. This is why many men are deceived and have their eyes shut.
And the reason why they continue this way is because they find the man interested in them. As I said earlier, the man should change himself and not behave like my grandfather did.
Teach your son and every man you know not to get married. Don’t be afraid of the fucking gay label that they would say. You don’t need to be a gay to be against marriage.
Women are basically hopeless. All they managed to achieve for past decades of “struggle” is making men chase them, while them women working so hard on becoming less than shit. Now they become so much scared as their scheme falls apart as they observe less and less men are willing to chase them, by the minute. Being a shit she is, she is hopeing that this way she is gonna motivate a man to drop what he is doing, and start chasing women again, so they can continue concentrate on their developemnt of becomeing even more of a less than shit they are.
The funny-sad part is that they women would do anything just not to become competent about men, because the idea of becoming competent is the most unimaginable one, since all this time they are working and supporting each other in how to be incompetent, so as the result they do not have any clue how to become competent. Also their whole movement is all bs, as it originates form women being competitive against each other. This basically comes down to it, that women’s “friendship” is nothing more than one women pretending to be other women’s friend only to decrease her chances with men, by giving her wrong advices = helping her to become incompetent about men. On a gobal scale it = women becoming less than shit.
That’s why they are so jealous of this site and other men sites, because we men do not have that “phenomenon” as a part of our equation, where the only aim is to fuck each other up. Women are now screeming out of loneliness cos they are lonely from men who dont want them any more, and they are lonely from women who only compete between each other for last pussy men that are left there, so they can leach on them.
Women hit the trademill, invent something else, new, there is no way back to your old scheme, like mabe invent how to be competent about men, hugh??
We’ve got one, folks:
‘omg ur gay omg ur a loser omg ur gay omg I live in a mansion omg…’ (repeat to fade)
Even though there wasn’t a single “omg ur gay” anywhere in there. Nothing about gays or mansions or even that terrible spelling.
Screw your eyeballs back in and learn to read again. You’re just being a bozo and obviously ignoring every damn thing that person just said.
@ KURT
R.O.T.F.B.M.H.A.T.W.L.M.F.A.O!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck that’s funny.
@MORE . . . .
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff . . .
If it weren’t for sexual harassment . . . I’d never get laid!
LMFAO!!!!
LMFAO OMFG ROTFL!!!!!!!
OOOOGH HILARIOUS!!!
And thats what we call a retard’s sense of humor.
If it wasn’t for sex I would’nt have anything to do with them. Mean mofo’s.
What do you call the useless piece of skin around the vagina….
A woman of course!
I’m planning on getting married as soon as I can piss str8 up in the air & it stays there . I’ll leave behind some words of wisdom from my Dad. “The only real problem with pussy boy, is the bitches who own them.”
I like what you said here
Finally, something you and and the feminist movement agree on. What’s next?
This website is awesome!
I don’t have patience for rants, anymore than I have patience for wearing a maxipad.
But I will say this: I was the oldest in a household of three girls, and I’m mystified everyday as to why they always got everything they wanted.
I mean, all they had to do was jump up and squirm on my old man’s lap, and everything’s golden?
I call them ‘cackling hens’ to this day, and I can’t stand to be around them for more than a couple of hours…
I was pushed outside my family and invented my own rules on account of female…drama.
In my opinion, the way to break a bitch and put a stop to all the bias is to make sure she does alot of manual labor.
“I’ll run you ragged”, that’s my motto. Shopping ain’t how you’re gonna drop.
Afterall, after a couple kids…they get to lookin’ like cattle, don’t they?
Why mismanage your resources?
LoL Nice
This website is all me Dick. You are a revolutionary! i wish i had done this.
I say why get married when you can get women that will cook, clean, and suck cock without a gordy ring on their index fingers. In fact with proper Hoe Training or attending my “Hoe Training School for Hoes that dont act proper” you can have that girl and a whole rotation or stable of hoes that act right.
i will be back!