Fuck Women’s Sports: Part Fucking 3
Women’s newest complaint in the arena of sport is that their token female sideline commentators have to go into “icky” men’s locker rooms and see “gross” enormous wieners to get their jobs done.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
Between periods, pregnancies, and lawsuits, I’m surprised women have any time left in the workday to play Solitaire.
You’d never hear a male sports reporter complaining for easier access to female athletes. That’s because women athletes are disgusting wildebeests who should be hunted on safari and not seen, heard, or interviewed.
Fuck women’s sports.
Women cluttering up our ear-waves with their shitty post-game interviews all started with whinny plaintiff Melissa Ludtke. In 1977, she sued Major League Baseball for access to the men’s locker room during the 1977 World Series. I’m assuming she had no husband or children at the time. Without children or a man, the only thing a woman has in her life is the ability to complain. She needs to get that attention from someone or she’ll disappear like piss in a swimming pool.
Can you imagine a man doing the same thing if the genders were reversed? Suing to see a bunch of hideous pigs in their natural habitat after playing to an empty arena? What a loss of Man Points!
After Melissa Ludtke won her lawsuit to see men’s penises, she began a campaign of distraction and bullying against the awesome world of men and sporting.
In 1979, Michele Himmelberg, who is probably a bitch, sued for access to see the Tampa Bay Buccaneers wieners. Because this development, all reporters were banned from the locker room.
If you think reporters were banned because athletes have a problem with getting their penises checked out by desperate women who couldn’t make careers in bathing suits so they picked up a microphone, you’re wrong. You’re probably also a woman. Fuck off my website. Male reporters have something female reporters can’t suck out of their station manager: class. That’s why the athlete/reporter relationship worked so smoothly for so many years. Men were doing all the interviewing and they were conducting themselves with dignity.
Then women came in shoe-horning their vagina in everyone’s face. You’re there to sell Cheetos and Coors Light, sugar tits. No one even wants to hear your name.
I would also like to note that it’s quite likely female sports reporters became involved in sports because they thought it would get them more attention from their fathers. It’s called the Electra complex and it means women want to fuck anyone, anytime, anywhere; even if they’re related.
That’s called incest, and while women might sue it into being legal, it will still be gross.
Lisa Olson, another pioneer in complaining, got the general manager of the Patriots fired for not molly-coddling her enough to do her job, and for not feeding his awesome NFL team salt-peter after they kicked ass on the gridiron. Allegedly, a group of Patriots surrounded her and began making vulgar comments and gestures. When asked how many women would trade their souls for the exact same treatment, I had only this to say:
All of them.
With enough Michele Himmelberg’s in the world, we would never have had the glory of Howard Cosell and Mohammed Ali. Nor would we be able to savor the pithy remarks Larry Merchant. And we probably would have never heard about Marv Albert biting that prostitute’s ass. Who cares about prostitutes? It’s that a pimp’s job?
Here’s a quote from Melissa Ludtke. I’ll let you be the judge on whether she’s a bitch or not.
“Changing the rules doesn’t necessarily alter attitudes.” -Ludtke
It’s a good thing women can’t sue everyone into being nice, isn’t it? Let’s keep it that way. Don’t vote for Hillary.
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November 25th, 2007 at 10:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5c053a138357
She is avoiding me Geeza. I wonder why?
*D3C*
November 25th, 2007 at 10:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
I think they all come speeding in and start off trying to impress themselves and before they know it the feminism wheels have all fallen off and they are left stranded.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
and here you are again.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5c053a138357
This is a major problem I have with women these days. They are so wrapped up in their ‘empowerment’, they completely disregard good advice from men and continue on their way learning absolutely nothing. All because feminism taught them that men are always wrong and you are always right.
This is so ingrained they don’t even know when they have lost an argument. They must think it is impossible for them to lose an argument against a man or something.
*D3C*
November 25th, 2007 at 10:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Mhmm, sure you did.
http://archives.lincolndailynews.com/2003/Apr/03/News_new/business.sht ml
November 25th, 2007 at 10:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
Shes suffering from fem rage right now. Its like road rage just more pointless and slightly amusing. I wonder if I had a hand in bringing that about.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Yeah yeah yeah, I haven’t lost it. The point is one would expect you to honestly post your picture, and not someone else’s unless you’re ashamed of yourself. Why don’t you say something about all the men here who constantly refer to women as cunts, bitches, whores etc? Don’t be a hypocrite.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
You’re suffering from delusions of grandeur. That’s extremely amusing.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5c053a138357
Very good, I see you go on your merry way to try and prove me wrong by quoting a business website of all sources. Not only that, it is highly likely that the author knows nothing about physics as well. Well as long as you believe it it must be true, right?
I also notice that he didn’t actually say he became competent in the subject of relativity. This also indicates that he in fact was talking about her mathematical tools (as she developed for quantum mechanics, which is quite a way off special relativity, but you know that already don’t you?) and not the subject of relativity itself.
Who knows? It is an article by some no-name businessman that simpletons like you think are always right. Again, sorry but no cigar.
*D3C*
*D3C*
November 25th, 2007 at 10:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
I must really be getting under the skins of dazed and geezer, they keep talking about me and responding to me repeatedly.
November 25th, 2007 at 11:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
The point is that I am honestly stating that I have NEVER posted my picture on this site. You do not believe me.
No matter what picture I post, what is to say that you still wont believe me.
More importantly, you are again running off in another direction because you have boxed yourself in.
Whether I post picture or not has nothin to do with Einsteins wife neither does your opinion that I may be fat, bald and ugly.
November 25th, 2007 at 11:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
Talking to yourself now are we?
November 25th, 2007 at 11:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
@ D3C:
I cant remember if Female was this pathetic. I dont think she was.
November 25th, 2007 at 11:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Of course you can’t remember, you’re too stupid.
November 25th, 2007 at 11:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
I’m commenting to the other readers. I have to explain everything in detail to you.
November 25th, 2007 at 11:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
You want to see a perfect example of pathetic? Look at yourself in the mirror.
November 26th, 2007 at 6:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
I didn’t say that you posted your picture on this site, I said you had a link from this site at one time (you’re name used to be in blue letters) that linked to a site with your picture on it. As far as Einstein’s wife, you, I or anyone today for that matter doesn’t know fully what happened, a lot of the original documents have been lost.
November 26th, 2007 at 6:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
I didn’t say you posted your picture on this particular site. I said you had a link from this site (your name was in blue letters at one time) to a site with your picture on it. As for Einstein’s wife, you, I, or anyone else will never know what fully happened, some of his original documents have been lost.
November 26th, 2007 at 8:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 349c2dc95fedb
Then whats with all that bullshit about his wife? Similar speculation can also be said about Marie Curie; that it was HER husband that did all the work, do you also buy that as fact? What the fuck. Dumb bitch.
November 26th, 2007 at 10:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 58f66b0866fa9
Much can be said about someone who continually post on a site she hates…… what a dumb bitch
women suck as people