Fuck Women’s Sports: Part Fucking 3
Women’s newest complaint in the arena of sport is that their token female sideline commentators have to go into “icky” men’s locker rooms and see “gross” enormous wieners to get their jobs done.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
Between periods, pregnancies, and lawsuits, I’m surprised women have any time left in the workday to play Solitaire.
You’d never hear a male sports reporter complaining for easier access to female athletes. That’s because women athletes are disgusting wildebeests who should be hunted on safari and not seen, heard, or interviewed.
Fuck women’s sports.
Women cluttering up our ear-waves with their shitty post-game interviews all started with whinny plaintiff Melissa Ludtke. In 1977, she sued Major League Baseball for access to the men’s locker room during the 1977 World Series. I’m assuming she had no husband or children at the time. Without children or a man, the only thing a woman has in her life is the ability to complain. She needs to get that attention from someone or she’ll disappear like piss in a swimming pool.
Can you imagine a man doing the same thing if the genders were reversed? Suing to see a bunch of hideous pigs in their natural habitat after playing to an empty arena? What a loss of Man Points!
After Melissa Ludtke won her lawsuit to see men’s penises, she began a campaign of distraction and bullying against the awesome world of men and sporting.
In 1979, Michele Himmelberg, who is probably a bitch, sued for access to see the Tampa Bay Buccaneers wieners. Because this development, all reporters were banned from the locker room.
If you think reporters were banned because athletes have a problem with getting their penises checked out by desperate women who couldn’t make careers in bathing suits so they picked up a microphone, you’re wrong. You’re probably also a woman. Fuck off my website. Male reporters have something female reporters can’t suck out of their station manager: class. That’s why the athlete/reporter relationship worked so smoothly for so many years. Men were doing all the interviewing and they were conducting themselves with dignity.
Then women came in shoe-horning their vagina in everyone’s face. You’re there to sell Cheetos and Coors Light, sugar tits. No one even wants to hear your name.
I would also like to note that it’s quite likely female sports reporters became involved in sports because they thought it would get them more attention from their fathers. It’s called the Electra complex and it means women want to fuck anyone, anytime, anywhere; even if they’re related.
That’s called incest, and while women might sue it into being legal, it will still be gross.
Lisa Olson, another pioneer in complaining, got the general manager of the Patriots fired for not molly-coddling her enough to do her job, and for not feeding his awesome NFL team salt-peter after they kicked ass on the gridiron. Allegedly, a group of Patriots surrounded her and began making vulgar comments and gestures. When asked how many women would trade their souls for the exact same treatment, I had only this to say:
All of them.
With enough Michele Himmelberg’s in the world, we would never have had the glory of Howard Cosell and Mohammed Ali. Nor would we be able to savor the pithy remarks Larry Merchant. And we probably would have never heard about Marv Albert biting that prostitute’s ass. Who cares about prostitutes? It’s that a pimp’s job?
Here’s a quote from Melissa Ludtke. I’ll let you be the judge on whether she’s a bitch or not.
“Changing the rules doesn’t necessarily alter attitudes.” -Ludtke
It’s a good thing women can’t sue everyone into being nice, isn’t it? Let’s keep it that way. Don’t vote for Hillary.
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November 25th, 2007 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
Couldnt care less. As I’ve already said.
And that wound you up? I just call it as I see it.
Wrong on all counts. Keep guessing.
From the level of intellect I’ve seen from you, you wouldnt know what logic was if it was even if it was behind closed doors.
They have, you’re just too ignorant to realise it.
You really wish you were winding me up dont you? Cant blame you as that is all you can cling to.
Sorry to burst your bubble though, the reason I’ve been responding is that you’re such an easy target.
November 25th, 2007 at 9:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
There you are.
http://www.esterson.org/milevamaric.htm
http://www.esterson.org/PBS_Theory_and_Practice_Einsteins_Wife.htm
Mileva Maric has never claimed that she contributed towards Einsteins theory of relativity, even in letters written by her to her personal friend.
Those desperate claims are only being supported by desperate women like you.
November 25th, 2007 at 9:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Like I care what a loser like you thinks of me, I certainly do not. I never said your idiotic comments have me wound up, those are your words. You’re still a liar, you did have a link to a site of yours with a picture of you on it. It was in your kitchen. Don’t be ashamed of being homely, you can’t help it. Your level of intellect is nil. Where’s your proof of those other sites being wrong, other than hearsay. You say I’m an easy target? I say you are a pathetic loser, and that’s how you stroke your pathetic ego, by keeping an argument going with someone who you perceive to be “an easy target.” I believe an accurate word for that is bully.
November 25th, 2007 at 9:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Geezer, you still haven’t responded about Einstein’s comment about Emmy Noether.
November 25th, 2007 at 9:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Einstein’s wife’s name was on some of his papers as co-author.
http://home.comcast.net/~xtxinc/mileva.htm
November 25th, 2007 at 9:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
My mistake. I didnt realise that you had jumped the Mileva Maric ship and were desperately heading to another argument to save face.
in this case, credit where credit is due:
Doesnt alter the fact that your Einstein wife nonsense is utter desperation.
Where are you going to head off next?
November 25th, 2007 at 9:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5c053a138357
Geeza, go outside and talk to the brick wall on the side of your house. It serves a purpose and doesn’t go around in fucking circles when arguing. More than you can say for this sorry excuse for a sentient being.
What do you know? You have been here what, two whole days? There are cold hard facts and whingers who can’t handle cold hard facts on this site. Sounds like you fall under the latter category.
*D3C*
November 25th, 2007 at 9:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Once again, this site and the whole premise of this site is all about desperation.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
It takes two to argue in circles, you fucking waste of space. Your mother should have either swallowed you, or better yet, spit you out!
November 25th, 2007 at 10:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5c053a138357
It takes one to start the circle, and one to try and get the fuck out. Yes you are right, this site is desperate to get rid of toddlers like you who can’t argue for shit. We are all quite happy reading the articles and discussing them without the help of 128 useless comments from you.
*D3C*
November 25th, 2007 at 10:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Einstein also stated that it was through Emmy Noether that he became competent in the subject of relativity.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
I argue better than you do, and so does a toddler.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5c053a138357
He came up with the subject, so how the fuck could some mathematician make him competent in it? If you knew anything about maths and physics you would know what you just said is complete rubbish.
Why do women like to come on this site and pretend they know anything about physics? It keeps happening and I can’t help laughing at every comment that does it.
*D3C*
November 25th, 2007 at 10:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
Now you’re relying on your imagination to win an argument, and it still isnt working.
The sources I’ve quoted are from recognised experts. Your sources are feminist hogwash.
Deal with it and stop crying and whining.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
That was Einstein’s statement, not mine. Evidently you don’t know anything about maths, physics or anything else. You want a real good laugh, go look in the mirror! I don’t know though, that might be liable to make you cry.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5c053a138357
Amusing, since I did a physics major I tend to know a little bit about the subject, whereas you rely on trying to sound smart to get through an argument. Sorry, not this time. If you want to argue you have to bring proof with you or run a high risk of sounding incompetent, which you did very well.
*D3C*
November 25th, 2007 at 10:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Prove it, about the picture. Post one of yourself on here. The sources you have quoted from are from imperfect people. Fuck you, asshole, nothing a nobody like you could do could ever make me cry. You are the ultimate poster child for birth control.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
….she chants to herself repeatedly….
Get a hold of yourself woman.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
I wouldn’t talk if I were you, you’ve repeated yourself many times about “desperate feminist harpies”.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
….and shes lost it again.
What is the point of even asking me to post a picture? This is the internet and I could post anyones picture.
My sources no matter how imperfect hold a hell of alot more water than ‘well you dont know what went on behind closed doors.’ Wow, talk about hard facts and extensive research.
Reverted back to name calling have we?