Fuck Women’s Sports: Part Fucking 3
Women’s newest complaint in the arena of sport is that their token female sideline commentators have to go into “icky” men’s locker rooms and see “gross” enormous wieners to get their jobs done.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
Between periods, pregnancies, and lawsuits, I’m surprised women have any time left in the workday to play Solitaire.
You’d never hear a male sports reporter complaining for easier access to female athletes. That’s because women athletes are disgusting wildebeests who should be hunted on safari and not seen, heard, or interviewed.
Fuck women’s sports.
Women cluttering up our ear-waves with their shitty post-game interviews all started with whinny plaintiff Melissa Ludtke. In 1977, she sued Major League Baseball for access to the men’s locker room during the 1977 World Series. I’m assuming she had no husband or children at the time. Without children or a man, the only thing a woman has in her life is the ability to complain. She needs to get that attention from someone or she’ll disappear like piss in a swimming pool.
Can you imagine a man doing the same thing if the genders were reversed? Suing to see a bunch of hideous pigs in their natural habitat after playing to an empty arena? What a loss of Man Points!
After Melissa Ludtke won her lawsuit to see men’s penises, she began a campaign of distraction and bullying against the awesome world of men and sporting.
In 1979, Michele Himmelberg, who is probably a bitch, sued for access to see the Tampa Bay Buccaneers wieners. Because this development, all reporters were banned from the locker room.
If you think reporters were banned because athletes have a problem with getting their penises checked out by desperate women who couldn’t make careers in bathing suits so they picked up a microphone, you’re wrong. You’re probably also a woman. Fuck off my website. Male reporters have something female reporters can’t suck out of their station manager: class. That’s why the athlete/reporter relationship worked so smoothly for so many years. Men were doing all the interviewing and they were conducting themselves with dignity.
Then women came in shoe-horning their vagina in everyone’s face. You’re there to sell Cheetos and Coors Light, sugar tits. No one even wants to hear your name.
I would also like to note that it’s quite likely female sports reporters became involved in sports because they thought it would get them more attention from their fathers. It’s called the Electra complex and it means women want to fuck anyone, anytime, anywhere; even if they’re related.
That’s called incest, and while women might sue it into being legal, it will still be gross.
Lisa Olson, another pioneer in complaining, got the general manager of the Patriots fired for not molly-coddling her enough to do her job, and for not feeding his awesome NFL team salt-peter after they kicked ass on the gridiron. Allegedly, a group of Patriots surrounded her and began making vulgar comments and gestures. When asked how many women would trade their souls for the exact same treatment, I had only this to say:
All of them.
With enough Michele Himmelberg’s in the world, we would never have had the glory of Howard Cosell and Mohammed Ali. Nor would we be able to savor the pithy remarks Larry Merchant. And we probably would have never heard about Marv Albert biting that prostitute’s ass. Who cares about prostitutes? It’s that a pimp’s job?
Here’s a quote from Melissa Ludtke. I’ll let you be the judge on whether she’s a bitch or not.
“Changing the rules doesn’t necessarily alter attitudes.” -Ludtke
It’s a good thing women can’t sue everyone into being nice, isn’t it? Let’s keep it that way. Don’t vote for Hillary.
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November 23rd, 2007 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 421a06ea38fa4
Fuck off bitch. If you knew anything about Einstein and what other things he did you would know that is all bullshit. But yet again some slut decides to open her mouth where it’s not welcome and makes a fucking ass of herself.
*D3C*
November 23rd, 2007 at 4:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 543595508a8c8
November 23rd, 2007 at 4:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 543595508a8c8
http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/print/19267
Einsteins wife, eh? Nice try on that one.
November 23rd, 2007 at 6:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
They’re now scraping the bottom of the desperation barrel. This Einstien/Wife, Mozart/Wife feminist bullshit has been torn to shreds by historians and scholars.
November 23rd, 2007 at 6:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
This whole pathetic site is all about desperation. You men are bigger bunch of crybabies and whiners than any feminists, by far. Nobody here, or anywhere has any proof whatsoever that she DIDN’T contribute to his research! All of those “historians and scholars” are men, of course they’re going to tear it to shreds. They don’t have any proof that Mozart/ Einstein’s wife/sister didn’t contribute anything. Until they do have solid proof they should STFU!
November 23rd, 2007 at 6:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Eat shit and die you worthless cocksucker! Prove that it’s all bullshit! You are right to call yourself Dazed and Confused. You fucking moron!
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b885d99d2893
Until you show me where she signed anything saying she did anything, get fucked.
*D3C*
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b885d99d2893
So the fact that they can’t prove that they didn’t do anything (despite the fact that their names are nowhere to be seen on any of these works) automatically means that they must have done something. That’s like saying Shakespeare (or any writer for that matter) can take no credit for his entire works, but any female that was close to him at the time can, because their name wasn’t on the documents.
It is a ludicrous statement, and surprise surprise it came out of a woman’s mouth. So shut the fuck up again.
*D3C*
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58c22c894b2d2
Thats because they dont have to. If you knew anything about a logical argument you would know about proving a negative.
They dont have any proof that Mozart/Einsteins parents, neighbors, colleagues, children and pets didnt contribute anything either. What does that mean? A great big nothing!
Looks like you’ve jumped into the feminism desperation barrel head first.
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
As a matter of fact, Mileva’s name was on some of Einstein’s papers. You don’t know what you’re talking about. Once again, you’ve given yourself a very appropriate name, Dazed and Confused fits you just perfectly.
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b885d99d2893
And like I said you deaf bitch, show me the fucking signature. Fuck off.
*D3C*
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
You fucking idiot! How in the hell do you know I’m “deaf” when we are communicating on the internet? Research it yourself, you asshole!
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
To the idiots, Geeza and Dazed and Confused, why would the names of Einstein’s wife/Mozart’s sister, etc ever have even come up if there wasn’t some truth to the fact that they contributed anything?
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b885d99d2893
Maybe because they didn’t fucking contribute anything. How fucking obvious can it be.
I’m not researching something that I already know doesn’t exist. So again, fuck off.
*D3C*
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Prove that they didn’t fucking contribute anything, you arrogant, good-for nothing asshole!
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b885d99d2893
Here we are going in circles. You can’t prove that they did contribute so why the fuck should I bother trying to prove they didn’t. It’s fucking insane.
You also completely ignored the link Ripper put up, because you can’t read or something. I’ll put it up again just in case you missed it because it showed how little you know about every-fucking-thing.
http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/print/19267
Now please fuck off.
*D3C*
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Well you, the Ripper and all the other men conveniently ignored the link that I posted earlier, because you all can’t read or something. Here it is again:
http://www.thelizlibrary.org/collections/woa/woa05-05.html#2
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b885d99d2893
I read it, and just like everything else you said, it lacks credibility, intelligence and proof. I also notice that the site is maintained by a woman, so that wouldn’t be biased would it?
PhysicsWorld, however, is a reputable source. Now please give up because there is nothing left to say.
*D3C*
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
PhysicsWorld.com doesn’t sound as reputable as you think..
“About the author
Alberto A MartÃnez is a research fellow at the Center for Einstein Studies, Boston University, US,”
That gives it quite a bit of credibility.