Fuck Women’s Sports: Part Fucking 3

Women’s newest complaint in the arena of sport is that their token female sideline commentators have to go into “icky” men’s locker rooms and see “gross” enormous wieners to get their jobs done.

A penny saved is a woman fired.

Between periods, pregnancies, and lawsuits, I’m surprised women have any time left in the workday to play Solitaire.

You’d never hear a male sports reporter complaining for easier access to female athletes. That’s because women athletes are disgusting wildebeests who should be hunted on safari and not seen, heard, or interviewed.

Fuck women’s sports.

Women cluttering up our ear-waves with their shitty post-game interviews all started with whinny plaintiff Melissa Ludtke. In 1977, she sued Major League Baseball for access to the men’s locker room during the 1977 World Series. I’m assuming she had no husband or children at the time. Without children or a man, the only thing a woman has in her life is the ability to complain. She needs to get that attention from someone or she’ll disappear like piss in a swimming pool.

Can you imagine a man doing the same thing if the genders were reversed? Suing to see a bunch of hideous pigs in their natural habitat after playing to an empty arena? What a loss of Man Points!

After Melissa Ludtke won her lawsuit to see men’s penises, she began a campaign of distraction and bullying against the awesome world of men and sporting.

In 1979, Michele Himmelberg, who is probably a bitch, sued for access to see the Tampa Bay Buccaneers wieners. Because this development, all reporters were banned from the locker room.

If you think reporters were banned because athletes have a problem with getting their penises checked out by desperate women who couldn’t make careers in bathing suits so they picked up a microphone, you’re wrong. You’re probably also a woman. Fuck off my website. Male reporters have something female reporters can’t suck out of their station manager: class. That’s why the athlete/reporter relationship worked so smoothly for so many years. Men were doing all the interviewing and they were conducting themselves with dignity.

Then women came in shoe-horning their vagina in everyone’s face. You’re there to sell Cheetos and Coors Light, sugar tits. No one even wants to hear your name.

I would also like to note that it’s quite likely female sports reporters became involved in sports because they thought it would get them more attention from their fathers. It’s called the Electra complex and it means women want to fuck anyone, anytime, anywhere; even if they’re related.

That’s called incest, and while women might sue it into being legal, it will still be gross.

Lisa Olson, another pioneer in complaining, got the general manager of the Patriots fired for not molly-coddling her enough to do her job, and for not feeding his awesome NFL team salt-peter after they kicked ass on the gridiron. Allegedly, a group of Patriots surrounded her and began making vulgar comments and gestures. When asked how many women would trade their souls for the exact same treatment, I had only this to say:

All of them.

With enough Michele Himmelberg’s in the world, we would never have had the glory of Howard Cosell and Mohammed Ali. Nor would we be able to savor the pithy remarks Larry Merchant. And we probably would have never heard about Marv Albert biting that prostitute’s ass. Who cares about prostitutes? It’s that a pimp’s job?

Here’s a quote from Melissa Ludtke. I’ll let you be the judge on whether she’s a bitch or not.

“Changing the rules doesn’t necessarily alter attitudes.” -Ludtke

It’s a good thing women can’t sue everyone into being nice, isn’t it? Let’s keep it that way. Don’t vote for Hillary.

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Comment by Geeza
2007-11-25 22:29:06

I Hate This Site said:

Prove it, about the picture. Post one of yourself on here. The sources you have quoted from are from imperfect people. Fuck you, asshole, nothing a nobody like you could do could ever make me cry. You are the ultimate poster child for birth control.

….and shes lost it again.

What is the point of even asking me to post a picture? This is the internet and I could post anyones picture.

My sources no matter how imperfect hold a hell of alot more water than ‘well you dont know what went on behind closed doors.’ Wow, talk about hard facts and extensive research.

Reverted back to name calling have we?

 
Comment by I Hate This Site
2007-11-25 22:23:46

Geeza said:

I Hate This Site said:

Once again, this site and the whole premise of this site is all about desperation.

….she chants to herself repeatedly….

Get a hold of yourself woman.

I wouldn’t talk if I were you, you’ve repeated yourself many times about “desperate feminist harpies”.

 
Comment by Geeza
2007-11-25 22:20:41

I Hate This Site said:

Once again, this site and the whole premise of this site is all about desperation.

….she chants to herself repeatedly….

Get a hold of yourself woman.

 
Comment by I Hate This Site
2007-11-25 22:19:13

Geeza said:

I Hate This Site said:
You’re still a liar, you did have a link to a site of yours with a picture of you on it. It was in your kitchen.
Don’t be ashamed of being homely, you can’t help it.

Now you’re relying on your imagination to win an argument, and it still isnt working.

I Hate This Site said:
Your level of intellect is nil. Where’s your proof of those other sites being wrong, other than hearsay.

The sources I’ve quoted are from recognised experts. Your sources are feminist hogwash.

I Hate This Site said:

You say I’m an easy target? I say you are a pathetic loser, and that’s how you stroke your pathetic ego, by keeping an argument going with someone who you perceive to be “an easy target.” I believe an accurate word for that is bully.

Deal with it and stop crying and whining.

Prove it, about the picture. Post one of yourself on here. The sources you have quoted from are from imperfect people. Fuck you, asshole, nothing a nobody like you could do could ever make me cry. You are the ultimate poster child for birth control.

 
Comment by dazedandconfused
2007-11-25 22:17:37

I Hate This Site said:

That was Einstein’s statement, not mine. Evidently you don’t know anything about maths, physics or anything else. You want a real good laugh, go look in the mirror! I don’t know though, that might be liable to make you cry.

Amusing, since I did a physics major I tend to know a little bit about the subject, whereas you rely on trying to sound smart to get through an argument. Sorry, not this time. If you want to argue you have to bring proof with you or run a high risk of sounding incompetent, which you did very well.

*D3C*

 
Comment by I Hate This Site
2007-11-25 22:15:06

That was Einstein’s statement, not mine. Evidently you don’t know anything about maths, physics or anything else. You want a real good laugh, go look in the mirror! I don’t know though, that might be liable to make you cry.

 
Comment by Geeza
2007-11-25 22:15:02

I Hate This Site said:
You’re still a liar, you did have a link to a site of yours with a picture of you on it. It was in your kitchen.
Don’t be ashamed of being homely, you can’t help it.

Now you’re relying on your imagination to win an argument, and it still isnt working.

I Hate This Site said:
Your level of intellect is nil. Where’s your proof of those other sites being wrong, other than hearsay.

The sources I’ve quoted are from recognised experts. Your sources are feminist hogwash.

I Hate This Site said:

You say I’m an easy target? I say you are a pathetic loser, and that’s how you stroke your pathetic ego, by keeping an argument going with someone who you perceive to be “an easy target.” I believe an accurate word for that is bully.

Deal with it and stop crying and whining.

 
Comment by dazedandconfused
2007-11-25 22:10:37

I Hate This Site said:
Einstein also stated that it was through Emmy Noether that he became competent in the subject of relativity.

He came up with the subject, so how the fuck could some mathematician make him competent in it? If you knew anything about maths and physics you would know what you just said is complete rubbish.

Why do women like to come on this site and pretend they know anything about physics? It keeps happening and I can’t help laughing at every comment that does it.

*D3C*

 
Comment by I Hate This Site
2007-11-25 22:08:04

dazedandconfused said:

I Hate This Site said:

It takes two to argue in circles, you fucking waste of space. Your mother should have either swallowed you, or better yet, spit you out!

Yes you are right, this site is desperate to get rid of toddlers like you who can’t argue for shit. We are all quite happy reading the articles and discussing them without the help of 128 useless comments from you.

*D3C*

I argue better than you do, and so does a toddler.

 
Comment by I Hate This Site
2007-11-25 22:06:13

Geeza said:

I Hate This Site said:

Hey Geezer, I notice you didn’t comment on my post about Einstein and Emmy Noether. Go ahead and prove me wrong on that one, smart guy. I’ve said it before, this whole site totally stinks of desperation.

My mistake. I didnt realise that you had jumped the Mileva Maric ship and were desperately heading to another argument to save face.

in this case, credit where credit is due:

Albert Einstein:

In the judgment of the most competent living mathematicians, Fräulein Noether was the most significant creative mathematical genius thus far produced since the higher education of women began. In the realm of algebra, in which the most gifted mathematicians have been busy for centuries, she discovered methods which have proved of enormous importance in the development of the present-day younger generation of mathematicians. Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

Doesnt alter the fact that your Einstein wife nonsense is utter desperation.

Where are you going to head off next?

Einstein also stated that it was through Emmy Noether that he became competent in the subject of relativity.

 
Comment by dazedandconfused
2007-11-25 22:03:48

I Hate This Site said:

It takes two to argue in circles, you fucking waste of space. Your mother should have either swallowed you, or better yet, spit you out!

It takes one to start the circle, and one to try and get the fuck out. Yes you are right, this site is desperate to get rid of toddlers like you who can’t argue for shit. We are all quite happy reading the articles and discussing them without the help of 128 useless comments from you.

*D3C*

 
Comment by I Hate This Site
2007-11-25 22:00:35

dazedandconfused said:

Geeza, go outside and talk to the brick wall on the side of your house. It serves a purpose and doesn’t go around in fucking circles when arguing. More than you can say for this sorry excuse for a sentient being.

Ben said:

All you’re gonna find is hypocricy on this site. Take it with a grain of salt in the knowledge that the people on this site, not all, but most, will never be able to function properly in modern society

What do you know? You have been here what, two whole days? There are cold hard facts and whingers who can’t handle cold hard facts on this site. Sounds like you fall under the latter category.

*D3C*

It takes two to argue in circles, you fucking waste of space. Your mother should have either swallowed you, or better yet, spit you out!

 
Comment by I Hate This Site
2007-11-25 21:58:22

Once again, this site and the whole premise of this site is all about desperation.

 
Comment by dazedandconfused
2007-11-25 21:56:31

Geeza, go outside and talk to the brick wall on the side of your house. It serves a purpose and doesn’t go around in fucking circles when arguing. More than you can say for this sorry excuse for a sentient being.

Ben said:

All you’re gonna find is hypocricy on this site. Take it with a grain of salt in the knowledge that the people on this site, not all, but most, will never be able to function properly in modern society

What do you know? You have been here what, two whole days? There are cold hard facts and whingers who can’t handle cold hard facts on this site. Sounds like you fall under the latter category.

*D3C*

 
Comment by Geeza
2007-11-25 21:49:42

I Hate This Site said:

Hey Geezer, I notice you didn’t comment on my post about Einstein and Emmy Noether. Go ahead and prove me wrong on that one, smart guy. I’ve said it before, this whole site totally stinks of desperation.

My mistake. I didnt realise that you had jumped the Mileva Maric ship and were desperately heading to another argument to save face.

in this case, credit where credit is due:

Albert Einstein:

In the judgment of the most competent living mathematicians, Fräulein Noether was the most significant creative mathematical genius thus far produced since the higher education of women began. In the realm of algebra, in which the most gifted mathematicians have been busy for centuries, she discovered methods which have proved of enormous importance in the development of the present-day younger generation of mathematicians. Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

Doesnt alter the fact that your Einstein wife nonsense is utter desperation.

Where are you going to head off next?

 
Comment by I Hate This Site
2007-11-25 21:46:08

Einstein’s wife’s name was on some of his papers as co-author.
http://home.comcast.net/~xtxinc/mileva.htm

 
Comment by I Hate This Site
2007-11-25 21:44:12

Geezer, you still haven’t responded about Einstein’s comment about Emmy Noether.

 
Comment by I Hate This Site
2007-11-25 21:42:16

Geeza said:

I Hate This Site said:
No, I still have an extremely low opinion of you.

Couldnt care less. As I’ve already said.

I Hate This Site said:
You called me a harpie, stupid and blind first.

And that wound you up? I just call it as I see it.

I Hate This Site said:
I have seen a picture of you. You have darkish skin, dark brown hair (what little hair you have) and are chunky.

Wrong on all counts. Keep guessing.

I Hate This Site said:
If you think I’m “getting another kicking” keep dreaming on. Your so-called logic is even worse than a child’s.

From the level of intellect I’ve seen from you, you wouldnt know what logic was if it was even if it was behind closed doors.

I Hate This Site said:
You are full of shit, those other sites have not been proven wrong.

They have, you’re just too ignorant to realise it.

I Hate This Site said:
Gee, I must be bothering you at least some, because you keep responding back to me every single time. Looks like I’ve got you just a wee bit wound.

You really wish you were winding me up dont you? Cant blame you as that is all you can cling to.

Sorry to burst your bubble though, the reason I’ve been responding is that you’re such an easy target.

Like I care what a loser like you thinks of me, I certainly do not. I never said your idiotic comments have me wound up, those are your words. You’re still a liar, you did have a link to a site of yours with a picture of you on it. It was in your kitchen. Don’t be ashamed of being homely, you can’t help it. Your level of intellect is nil. Where’s your proof of those other sites being wrong, other than hearsay. You say I’m an easy target? I say you are a pathetic loser, and that’s how you stroke your pathetic ego, by keeping an argument going with someone who you perceive to be “an easy target.” I believe an accurate word for that is bully.

 
Comment by Geeza
2007-11-25 21:38:37

I Hate This Site said:

Hey Geezer, I notice you didn’t comment on my post about Einstein and Emmy Noether. Go ahead and prove me wrong on that one, smart guy. I’ve said it before, this whole site totally stinks of desperation.

There you are.

http://www.esterson.org/milevamaric.htm

http://www.esterson.org/PBS_Theory_and_Practice_Einsteins_Wife.htm

To Helene in 1906 she wrote “the papers he has written are already mounting quite high”.[29] These words to her friend contain not the least suggestion that she might have contributed in any way to the papers, which, of course, include those of 1905. Even more telling are the words she wrote in December 1901 in a letter to Helene regarding Einstein’s first attempt to obtain a Ph.D.: “Albert has written a magnificent study, which he has submitted as his dissertation…I have read this work with great joy and real admiration for my little darling, who has such a clever head.”[30] These latter words are hardly those of someone who collaborated with Einstein on groundbreaking ideas. They are more in line with Einstein’s writing to Marić in December 1901 anticipating that “soon you’ll be my ‘student’ again, like in Zurich.”[31] In March 1903, a short time after her marriage, Marić wrote to Helene that she was taking care of the new household quite alone and that “the reason I have not written to you for so long is because my new duties are taking their toll”.[32] She makes no mention of undertaking any work in physics, and nor does she in any other letters she wrote to Helene in these years as she surely would have done had this been the case.

Mileva Maric has never claimed that she contributed towards Einsteins theory of relativity, even in letters written by her to her personal friend.

Those desperate claims are only being supported by desperate women like you.

 
Comment by Geeza
2007-11-25 21:25:12

I Hate This Site said:
No, I still have an extremely low opinion of you.

Couldnt care less. As I’ve already said.

I Hate This Site said:
You called me a harpie, stupid and blind first.

And that wound you up? I just call it as I see it.

I Hate This Site said:
I have seen a picture of you. You have darkish skin, dark brown hair (what little hair you have) and are chunky.

Wrong on all counts. Keep guessing.

I Hate This Site said:
If you think I’m “getting another kicking” keep dreaming on. Your so-called logic is even worse than a child’s.

From the level of intellect I’ve seen from you, you wouldnt know what logic was if it was even if it was behind closed doors.

I Hate This Site said:
You are full of shit, those other sites have not been proven wrong.

They have, you’re just too ignorant to realise it.

I Hate This Site said:
Gee, I must be bothering you at least some, because you keep responding back to me every single time. Looks like I’ve got you just a wee bit wound.

You really wish you were winding me up dont you? Cant blame you as that is all you can cling to.

Sorry to burst your bubble though, the reason I’ve been responding is that you’re such an easy target.

 
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