Fuck Women’s Sports: Part Fucking 3
Women’s newest complaint in the arena of sport is that their token female sideline commentators have to go into “icky” men’s locker rooms and see “gross” enormous wieners to get their jobs done.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
Between periods, pregnancies, and lawsuits, I’m surprised women have any time left in the workday to play Solitaire.
You’d never hear a male sports reporter complaining for easier access to female athletes. That’s because women athletes are disgusting wildebeests who should be hunted on safari and not seen, heard, or interviewed.
Fuck women’s sports.
Women cluttering up our ear-waves with their shitty post-game interviews all started with whinny plaintiff Melissa Ludtke. In 1977, she sued Major League Baseball for access to the men’s locker room during the 1977 World Series. I’m assuming she had no husband or children at the time. Without children or a man, the only thing a woman has in her life is the ability to complain. She needs to get that attention from someone or she’ll disappear like piss in a swimming pool.
Can you imagine a man doing the same thing if the genders were reversed? Suing to see a bunch of hideous pigs in their natural habitat after playing to an empty arena? What a loss of Man Points!
After Melissa Ludtke won her lawsuit to see men’s penises, she began a campaign of distraction and bullying against the awesome world of men and sporting.
In 1979, Michele Himmelberg, who is probably a bitch, sued for access to see the Tampa Bay Buccaneers wieners. Because this development, all reporters were banned from the locker room.
If you think reporters were banned because athletes have a problem with getting their penises checked out by desperate women who couldn’t make careers in bathing suits so they picked up a microphone, you’re wrong. You’re probably also a woman. Fuck off my website. Male reporters have something female reporters can’t suck out of their station manager: class. That’s why the athlete/reporter relationship worked so smoothly for so many years. Men were doing all the interviewing and they were conducting themselves with dignity.
Then women came in shoe-horning their vagina in everyone’s face. You’re there to sell Cheetos and Coors Light, sugar tits. No one even wants to hear your name.
I would also like to note that it’s quite likely female sports reporters became involved in sports because they thought it would get them more attention from their fathers. It’s called the Electra complex and it means women want to fuck anyone, anytime, anywhere; even if they’re related.
That’s called incest, and while women might sue it into being legal, it will still be gross.
Lisa Olson, another pioneer in complaining, got the general manager of the Patriots fired for not molly-coddling her enough to do her job, and for not feeding his awesome NFL team salt-peter after they kicked ass on the gridiron. Allegedly, a group of Patriots surrounded her and began making vulgar comments and gestures. When asked how many women would trade their souls for the exact same treatment, I had only this to say:
All of them.
With enough Michele Himmelberg’s in the world, we would never have had the glory of Howard Cosell and Mohammed Ali. Nor would we be able to savor the pithy remarks Larry Merchant. And we probably would have never heard about Marv Albert biting that prostitute’s ass. Who cares about prostitutes? It’s that a pimp’s job?
Here’s a quote from Melissa Ludtke. I’ll let you be the judge on whether she’s a bitch or not.
“Changing the rules doesn’t necessarily alter attitudes.” -Ludtke
It’s a good thing women can’t sue everyone into being nice, isn’t it? Let’s keep it that way. Don’t vote for Hillary.
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It’s screamingly laughable to me to see how women come on this site and skew and twist the subjects around until now we have them talking about physics and such. WHAT THE FUCK?? This has to do with women being involved in sports which everyone knows is a terrible fucking combination just like giving a woman a 50 cal Sniper rifle and a spotter and telling her to sit in a hill for a week and monitor enemy movement is a terrible combination or women being in the military at all for that matter (they used to be just nurses and they sucked at that as well… VERY WELL!). The hilarity of it all doubles when I see a woman come on here with a screen name of ‘I Hate this site’. Well then:
1.) It says ‘no women allowed’ so get the fuck off this site then
2.) If you hate this site just like you hate logic and anything else sensible why in the fuck would you even get on it in the first place?
Logic says, ‘If I hate something, I don’t get anywhere near it’ clearly you’re not a logical person which does nothing but further every word that is true and full of reason on this site. Men are better than women!
P.S. - Dick, another great article additionally how do I get ahold of that Dr. Phil showing that you were on? My email is mreyes@enpointe.com. Please, if you’re not too busy I would love to get my hands on that.
…Yes Billy….women suck as people…..they are biologically disadvantaged and thus have a problem being human. I bet scientists are still debating should women also be classed as homosapiens…cause they just suck at it so much….
Much can be said about someone who continually post on a site she hates…… what a dumb bitch
women suck as people
Then whats with all that bullshit about his wife? Similar speculation can also be said about Marie Curie; that it was HER husband that did all the work, do you also buy that as fact? What the fuck. Dumb bitch.
I didn’t say you posted your picture on this particular site. I said you had a link from this site (your name was in blue letters at one time) to a site with your picture on it. As for Einstein’s wife, you, I, or anyone else will never know what fully happened, some of his original documents have been lost.
I didn’t say that you posted your picture on this site, I said you had a link from this site at one time (you’re name used to be in blue letters) that linked to a site with your picture on it. As far as Einstein’s wife, you, I or anyone today for that matter doesn’t know fully what happened, a lot of the original documents have been lost.
You want to see a perfect example of pathetic? Look at yourself in the mirror.
I’m commenting to the other readers. I have to explain everything in detail to you.
Of course you can’t remember, you’re too stupid.
@ D3C:
I cant remember if Female was this pathetic. I dont think she was.
Talking to yourself now are we?
The point is that I am honestly stating that I have NEVER posted my picture on this site. You do not believe me.
No matter what picture I post, what is to say that you still wont believe me.
More importantly, you are again running off in another direction because you have boxed yourself in.
Whether I post picture or not has nothin to do with Einsteins wife neither does your opinion that I may be fat, bald and ugly.
I must really be getting under the skins of dazed and geezer, they keep talking about me and responding to me repeatedly.
Very good, I see you go on your merry way to try and prove me wrong by quoting a business website of all sources. Not only that, it is highly likely that the author knows nothing about physics as well. Well as long as you believe it it must be true, right?
I also notice that he didn’t actually say he became competent in the subject of relativity. This also indicates that he in fact was talking about her mathematical tools (as she developed for quantum mechanics, which is quite a way off special relativity, but you know that already don’t you?) and not the subject of relativity itself.
Who knows? It is an article by some no-name businessman that simpletons like you think are always right. Again, sorry but no cigar.
*D3C*
*D3C*
You’re suffering from delusions of grandeur. That’s extremely amusing.
Yeah yeah yeah, I haven’t lost it. The point is one would expect you to honestly post your picture, and not someone else’s unless you’re ashamed of yourself. Why don’t you say something about all the men here who constantly refer to women as cunts, bitches, whores etc? Don’t be a hypocrite.
Shes suffering from fem rage right now. Its like road rage just more pointless and slightly amusing. I wonder if I had a hand in bringing that about.
Mhmm, sure you did.
http://archives.lincolndailynews.com/2003/Apr/03/News_new/business.sht ml
This is a major problem I have with women these days. They are so wrapped up in their ‘empowerment’, they completely disregard good advice from men and continue on their way learning absolutely nothing. All because feminism taught them that men are always wrong and you are always right.
This is so ingrained they don’t even know when they have lost an argument. They must think it is impossible for them to lose an argument against a man or something.
*D3C*
and here you are again.