Fuck Women’s Sports: Part Fucking I
Here’s a myth that has beguiled even the most brilliant of business men over the last decade:
You have to be successful to stay in business.
Not at first obviously. Businesses can’t be like men and just start kicking ass right out of the gate like champion thoroughbred horses. Businesses are more like women — that’s why men and business go together so perfectly and why a woman can’t ever properly satisfy a business in bed. They just don’t have the right equipment: brains.
Businesses are like women because they have to be pushed, prodded, and/or purchased into doing anything and everything. Since businesses are so much like women, it seems obvious that, like women, if they don’t start performing in timely accord, they get their fat asses ka-chucked to the dumpster. Not so.
If you just wiped your ass with two million dollars of dot com stock that hasn’t sent you an investors’ update in two years, don’t do anything drastic. I’m only talking about the WNBA.
In America, basketball is as big a deal as rugby and designing fuel efficient cars is for the rest of the world. Unfortunately, like most American past times — like democracy, American basketball has been befouled by women.
I was in Los Angeles recently and was caught up in an Earthquake of bullshit! The big news? A hideous woman “slam dunked” a basketball! That means she jumped up into the air and pushed a basketball downward through a hoop. Armed with the prejudice of women being completely full of shit at all times, I investigated this “miracle” as though sent by some kind of Man-Vatican — a Manatican. What I found would surprise no man. A woman did not dunk any fucking basketball. What actually happened was a woman dunked a miniaturized version of an American basketball.
Go look it up. The WNBA uses a smaller fucking ball without a giant fucking disclaimer. And that’s because women have no integrity. They’re like magicians who don’t want to even admit anything was a trick and want double the pay for doing so. Fuck you.
How about a five-year-old lobbing a football through a three foot hoop at fifty paces with his eyes closed. Is that a “slam dunk” too? Is that what America is up to these days? Is it called a “slam dunk” if you make it through the end of a yellow light before it turns red? Do women get on the news for that too? Where do we draw the line if blue piggy ribbons are awarded to any woman who can drop an orange through a net?
The answer is, “who fucking cares because the WNBA hasn’t made a dime and never will.”
The WNBA is like sugar and low income housing. Everyone hates it and it would disappear like nothing if the fuck wasn’t subsidized out of it.
Men’s basketball has dumped 12 million dollars into the female mockery of itself this year alone.
What’s the answer to the myth then? Business don’t need to make money to stick around, they can also just shut women the fuck up — but then that’s worth more than gold.
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No MAN would ever call himself ‘Christopher Davies’…
Shut your cunt Christopher.
this site is fucking pathetic. you guys are a bunch of bigot losers that need to get laid more. stop bashing women and grow up.
If they dressed (and looked) like they do in women’s volleyball, I might be inclined to watch women’s basketball.
Women are good for two things fucking and sucking, and most can’t even do that. End of story.
I think BJ’s just trying to read something intelligent, since she probably won’t find it at any of the feminist meetings, or wherever she goes.
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Yeah go off the site.
I was at the opening ceremony for the ICC CWC 2007 in Jamaica on Sunday. I was just wondering if you were there, BJ. There was this horribly ugly aussie whore begging desperately for a chance to fellate Mr. Gilchrist. Could that have been you?
I just drink tea whenever. It helps soothe me.
More like, you go, whore. From the site.
notwithstanding MABTW? LOL. I agree, the men here are indeed giant spectacles of hilarity, against which, no woman could ever compete.
You go, girl
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A Guy, you’re only two posts in and you’re already impressively correct.
-Dick
Nathan Wrote:
I believe it was the U.S. olympic womens hockey team, that lost to a high school boys team, pathetic…
This is also true with the (i think) German womens soccer team.
But women are so strong and independent, grrrl power!!!!
lol Christian, awesomely done.
Actually, I drink tea like a fiend when I play poker… hope that doesn’t make me womanly! (Alcohol + good poker playing = a bad mix).
I do eschew the doilies, air freshener, vacuum cleaner, wipes, and smelling salts though.
Female wrote:
Too true.
-wolfe
I can see it now.
Doilies all over the table, flowers in the middle of the table with doily ofcourse.
Standby air freshener as one of the girls might even think about having a cigar.
Small portable vacuum cleaner nearby in case some ash may fall from the cigar.
Every fifteen minutes someone will remove all the objects from the table and wipe it down. Can be too clean you know.
Cups of tea would be on continues drip feed as the exitement increases and ofcourse smelling salts available just in case someone actually wins.
Discussion would levitate around the design of the Prince’s crown or the costume worn by the queen. Raunchy carefree comments about Jack would abound.
It’s all too much, I am having an attack of the vapours. Where are the smelling salts.
notwithstanding MABTW? LOL. I agree, the men here are indeed giant spectacles of hilarity, against which, no woman could ever compete.
If you ever want to know how superior men are physically to women ask a top female athlete. They’re at the top of their (women’s)game and really know how far behind the men they are. A woman I trained with years ago(athletics) was a world ranked thrower. She once said the greatest compliment she’d ever been paid was that she “ran like a man”.
Lets face it - a good high school boy athlete will easily beat the best women in the world. Given that he will likely reach his peak ten years later how much better will he be by then?
Frankly I’m all for women participating in sport. Just don’t expect me to want to watch it.
Interestingly, Sepp Blatter (President of FIFA) recently recommended that women wear;
“Skimpier kits to increase the popularity of the women’s game. Let the women play in more feminine clothes like they do in volleyball,”
This comment caused expected outrage amongst female players;
“Surely it’s about skill and tactical ability first and how people look second,” They argued.
Perfectly true, in men’s sport. However since nobody gives a shit about womens sport, I think he was thinking along the right lines. Face it ladies, how else will womens sports atract more viewers? As grossly perverted as these views appear, you have to admit, the entertainment factor just isnt there. Just a load of girly running, throwing, jumping and squawking.
Poker? They can’t even drink booze, smoke and bullshit as well as a man?
Strodinary.
-Big Al
And it doesn’t stop at sports, abaddon_fff. Women also have their own poker and chess leagues. Isn’t that a lark.
The shadow of patriarchal oppression must somehow prevent them from using their shitty brains.
-Dick
Ever watched womens boxing? HAH, what a joke! It’s like watching two chickens squabble over grain! Personally though, why do you think that in most sports (if not all) that men and women are separated? We all know why that is, because we are on this site!
Sorry for the boldface above… I still lack mastery of the key (and there’s a bug in Wordpress when you use blockquote and don’t hit enter…)
Well duh. I mean for 90% of guys who don’t really care about tennis, do we want to watch guys running about chasing balls, or women in tiny skirts chasing balls? I’ll go for the latter, thanks. Notwithstanding MABTW, women are so much better than men at making an entertaining spectacle of themselves.
As for netball, never heard of it; glad I’ve escaped it. Must be some Aussie thing. Women’s soccer? Ok, I’ll play a redneck American… : Combine a pathetic sport with women and what do you get? patheticness squared.
-wolfe
Couple of issues spring up here.
Women’s tennis player are payed the same as Male even though the lazy bitches play 75% less games.
Ever watched netball ? played by women. I has got to be the most boring game on the planet. Even the female umpire cannot STFU for longer than three seconds. It’s all you hear the whole boring time.
I won’t even go into wommin’s soccer, fark me. As a scoccer fan I really enjoy watching it, men’s soccer that is. Occassionally the Nationalised feminised television station “SBS” has to put on some wimmin’s soccer and it’s enough to make the brain freeze. It is Pathetic.
Of course that’s a slam dunk. 5-year-old children live in a world somewhat divorced from reality; it takes until at least 7 or 8 for a full grasp of reality to be formed. You humor the children, pat them on the head and praise their progress. After all, they are kids and mostly don’t have the hand/eye coordination and strength.
Sadly, the same is true of most women, especially the divorced from reality part.
So, you pat them on the head, and give them a contract to play in the WNBA.
-wolfe
Well said, Kate. It’s true. No one on Earth likes an ugly “lesbian”.
-Dick
From the article linked:
“Another reason is that a lot of people are put off by the heavy lesbian quotient in the league (about two-thirds of the players, by most estimates). ”
God, that is gross… have you seen what those women look like? Ugly man-like lesbians - no wonder no-one wants to watch the games.