Fuck You, Eco-Cunts.

“9 out of 10 women say they’d rather chat up a guy who owns the latest fuel-efficient car versus the latest sports car,” says a survey brought to us by GM — a company that sells electric fucking cars.

As a man who owns a bitchin sports convertible that runs on premium, burns through tires like they’re made of wax, and makes eco-friendly cars piss themselves with oil when it rumbles by (like in the Transformers movie), I feel I should respond to the above survey.

9 out of 10 women: I don’t give a shit about you.

You 90% of women are the lower 90% of women. You are the 1’s, 2’s, 3’s, 4’s, 5’s, 6’s, 7’s, 8’s, and 9’s of the world and you can go fuck a midget for all I care. You’re not hot enough for me to pretend you even exist.

If you want to know why 9 out of 10 women “prefer” men who drive eco-friendly cars, watch a movie called A Beautiful Mind and take notes. Those women “prefer” losers because they are losers. They know they can’t get any better so they change their preferences to maximize their benefits. It’s straight economics. Then watch a movie called Caddyshack.

“The world needs ditch diggers too.”

Eco-friendly” cars are not better for the environment.

It takes 113,000,000 BTUs of energy to build one of those futuristic pussy-mobiles called a Toyota Prius; which is not only a loss of Man Points to own and drive, but also a loss of Man Points to rent, ride in, fuck in, or even see rolling down the street. 113,000,000 BTU’s equals 1,000 gallons of gasoline. You could drive a 98 Toyota Tercel on that amount of gasoline for like 7 years. That means by purchasing an “eco-friendly” car, you are pissing away 7 years of driving in one fucking purchase. If you don’t get 7 years of driving out of that hybrid piece of shit (which the warantee guarantees you won’t) you just fucked Mother Earth.

Buying a hybrid is like walking into Cesar’s Palace and tipping the valet ten grand instead of dropping it on a roulette wheel. You can uncross your fingers, fucko. Vegas doesn’t give comps for burning cash.

Old cars are better for the environment than new hybrid cars. So why don’t we promote old cars as the “eco-friendly” alternative to hybrids?

Women don’t buy used shit.

Look at fashion. Look at furniture. Look at babies. Women won’t take anything used even if it means increasing the global quality of life. In this case, that means pollution. Other times, it means sex lube. So what if the seal on the lube bottle was broken? You’re not a virgin either, princess.

That’s called PR.

“Green” cars are horseshit marketed toward women and this survey proves it. This is how women read the above survey:

9 out of 10 women prefer guys who save the environment…and if you don’t, you must be some kind of stupid, gold-digging bimbo!

Ka-ching! Ring up another hybrid for the girl daddy didn’t love enough. Here are some more statistics from a survey geared so hard toward women it’s got less cock than a Ken doll.

“Eighty percent of American car buyers would find someone with the latest fuel-efficient car more interesting to talk to at a party than someone with the latest sports car.”

True. But only because a man who defines himself by his fucking car doesn’t exist. Except maybe in the deluded feminist fantasies of every uptight, eco-crusading bitch in the world who thinks her vagina is made out of porcelain. It doesn’t break if you use it, honey. Put out once or twice and you stupid, tight-assed, eco-cunts might just enjoy a ride or two in a car that can do 60 in under twenty seconds.

If I defined myself by my car, 19 year old girls with freshly printed high school degrees would line up to fuck me. Unfortunately for the other 80% of you whores, I have too many other things to define myself by. And so do all men with awesome cars. Men with awesome cars define themselves by their awesome jobs, their awesome stories, and their awesome attitudes. These are the things with which bitchin sports cars are earned. They are one in the same.

Only women could be sold self-esteem by hybrid car salesmen. Women could be sold ice cubes in Alaska by a fucking vending machine.

Besides, in what universe is a stupid hybrid car more interesting than a fifteen thousand dollar watch with a meteorite in the face? Fuck you, GM.

“More than 40% of 18 to 43 year olds say it’s a fashion faux pas nowadays to have a car that’s not green or environmentally friendly.”

I wonder which 40% of the 18-43 year old population know what a “fashion faux pas” is. Fucking women.

Eco-friendly cars are not fashion.

Anyone who thinks they are (women) is someone who will treat them like “fashion”. Women exchange their car every 3 years until their lease is so far upside down it’s making Happy Meal toys. Women equip their fashionable car with enough fashionable consumable bullshit to clog a landfill. Women wreck the idea of eco-friendly cars before they even start simply because they can’t commit to anything.

An eco-friendly car only works if you drive it until it falls apart. If you keep trading it in, you’re not just fucking Mother Earth, you’re wiping your dick on her curtains and punting her cat across the lawn on your way out.

Manclusion

If the world went by a woman’s definition of “eco-friendly”, we’d all just paint our shit green and learn to stop breathing through our noses. That way our own green shit wouldn’t stink us to death.

Men are better than women at being eco-friendly with our cars. By buying a bitchin sports car, I have funded innovation, I have encouraged young girls to eat less so they might one day get their skinny little asses inside my Lexus sex machine and therefore, I have decreased fuel spent on growing crops for their fat asses. I have saved the world, but more importantly, I have punted 9 out of 10 of world’s bitches out of my sex pool.

The GM survey
Wired Weighs in on Eco-Friendly Cars - How many women read Wired? None who don’t have a penis.

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Comment by Rob
2008-10-17 15:27:51 - IP Man-Hash: 3b0802c987125

I am an alpha male. I drive what I want, say what I want, and get the women I want… that said, I am nice, educated, and funny. I have NEVER had a woman give a shit what kind of car I drive, they just come back for what I can offer them in and out of bed… good lovin’ and a lot of laughs.

 
Comment by Jack
2008-10-04 08:30:38 - IP Man-Hash: adac1a7206cb2

Hi. This web site is the greatest against anti feminism. I really do agree with most of the staff even though it’s humourous, but true. We need more guys like YOU. Any guy who laughs and says that this web site sucks you’re kidding yourself. It’s only because you have a girlfriend/wife behind your back who’s watching you. And if you say to her that you agree with it then she’s gonna leave you. And you’re afraid to say your word. But I say we man should rise and shove back feminists and all that crap to where it belongs. The world is in a sad place today. It has to change NOW !!!

Comment by Chris
2008-10-17 15:29:50 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

VERY well said Jack.

Respect.

Comment by Psiros
2008-10-17 16:39:58 - IP Man-Hash: 9c6673c05603d

R-E-S-P-E-S… WHAT THE FUCK?! SAMMY, KEEP YER FUCKIN TRAP SHUT!!!

 
 
 
Comment by Sandra E.
2008-08-19 21:22:50 - IP Man-Hash: 63e572d28b67e

The world won’t last forever, I swear some people think it will if certain precautions are taken.

 
Comment by yah
2008-08-03 19:52:55 - IP Man-Hash: 9a766ba7e5533

Gimme a break - it is efficient these days to be both ecological and cost effective. It’s not about men or women, though it’s fun to think that way. It’s about what’s best for everyone’s future, and if you’re against you’re own children’s future then you deserve what you get, no matter what the rationale.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-04 09:33:40 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

@ BRITTANY

Holy crap, I didn’t know they MAKE girls who can think for themselves.

brittany said:
I didn’t really agree with woman only going after a man because he has money.
Now that might be true with some woman but not with others.

Women shouldn’t be “going after” a Man for ANY reason in the first place. Women who think it’s their place to “go after” a Man are only inviting a very lonely future. Particularly women who “go after” a man’s money. If - and when - they FAIL and they don’t get what they went after, they become MISERABLE and extremely pissed off for life.

. . . and thats’ when revenge will turn her into something uglier than she was before.

M

brittany said:
And i didn’t agree with woman being bad at raising children . . . .

Women are TERRIBLE at raising children. Making sure that children survive is not called “raising them properly”. Changing diapers, nursing, feeding, washing, and coddling . . . is not called ‘RAISING’ a child. Niether is baking a birthday cake.

PROPERLY RAISING A CHILD IS –>> PROPERLY PREPARING THEM FOR LIFE.
(A.K.A - Really important shit that will make or break their future)

Single mothers have no business raising MEN. All they do is improperly program their son’s on the WRONG WAY to deal with women. Focus on women. Chase women. Be interested in women. Make women your mission in life. Treat women well , even when they are cunts . . . . . fuck, it’s ridiculous.

These women will waste MORE TIME brainwashing their sons into thinking that being ‘good - or nice - to women’ will get a girl to like him more. . . and will make her want to make out with him.

FALSE.

Just like the stupid jewlery commercials on TV . . .
“Buy a girl a pice of jewlery –>> and she WILL want to kiss you.”
Give us all a break with that shit.

• Why the fuck doesn’t she RAISE him to make a shit load of money?
• Or make investments that will ALWAYS pay off?
• Or teach him something USEFUL that doesn’t have to do with women AT ALL.
• Or teach him to GET RID of a girl who’s just a total bitch.

BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN: You will notice that mothers NEVER teach their sons that it’s perfectly OK to break up with women. They ALWAYS try and brainwash them into thinking if it breaks up - it’s a fucking TRAGEDY. Now he is expected to tolerate that bullshit. “Tell her she’s beautiful. Tell her you love her. Why don’t you do something extra nice for her on Valentine’s Day. Nice girls don’t have sex.”

Please.

TRUTH: SHE’S A FUCKING SELFISH BITCH WHO DOESN’T PUT OUT. She wants all kinds of shit from her “boyfriend” for herself, and when he’s not getting his cock sucked, that’s supposed to be OK.

It’s none of her fucking business to teach a man about women.
They openly prepare their MEN to be WIMPS. It’s tragic, really.
They should be teaching their daughters EXACTLY HOW TO SUCK COCK.

. . . and that’s only ONE example why women are shitty at raising children.

I recently watched Spiderman III, and I would have paid $100 for a tomato just so I could throw it at the screen when that old woman said to Spiderman: “A man must put his wife before himself. Can you do that Peter?”

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THAT. SHITTY. FEMALE. PROGRAMMING.

A man who puts ANYONE ‘before himself’ is fucking DOOMED.

And I am willing to bet that divorced men everywhere
can not thank their mothers enough for that shit.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by brittany
2008-06-30 23:38:54 - IP Man-Hash: 6280a00929968

Hey i know I’m not allowed here because I’m a girl but I’m not Writting to get mad at you for saying that men are superior to woman because they sort of are! When you said that woman cant drive thats true. When you say that woman cant do math thats true too. I agree with the fact that every building you see a man created it, and that men are much harder workers than woman. I didn’t really agree with woman only going after a man because he has money. Now that might be true with some woman but not with others. And i didn’t agree with woman being bad at raising children, but you do have a point that men think more logically and can make better decesions. Just keep in mind that not all woman are the same. I admire you and your sense of humor on the Dr.Phil show the things you said were very funny. You had me and my friends laughing. Keep up the good work.

 
Comment by psychedeliccowboy
2008-06-28 10:42:51 - IP Man-Hash: 1ace054919063

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

As soon as I saw the title, I knew this one was going to be a classic.

 
Comment by steve
2008-06-25 15:21:12 - IP Man-Hash: 5493174669ed7

Actually, in reality, the study would show that 9/10 women would prefer to just be friends with guys that drive a prius, but 9/10 will still fuck guys in gas guzzling cars because gas = $$$, which = status.

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-23 13:21:07 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

hecatior said:

Well, This is 100% TRUE. I could had many other green bullshit facts that the media are trying to shit on us but hey, according to David Suzuki we are guilty and supposed to stop breathing. Seen the new TV ad? where Suzuki is in it, convincing a man to stop all hydro in his house? what is he supposed to do? die? Suzuki your LOWER than dirt. I hpe you FUCK your self! All ECO persons are 100% CACA!

These people hate capitalism, they’re creating a moral panic so they can impose their will on us.

 
Comment by hecatior
2008-06-23 08:33:41 - IP Man-Hash: 8ae7da48c1440

Well, This is 100% TRUE. I could had many other green bullshit facts that the media are trying to shit on us but hey, according to David Suzuki we are guilty and supposed to stop breathing. Seen the new TV ad? where Suzuki is in it, convincing a man to stop all hydro in his house? what is he supposed to do? die? Suzuki your LOWER than dirt. I hpe you FUCK your self! All ECO persons are 100% CACA!

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-06-19 08:22:20 - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4

irlandes said:

Andy said:

The writer of this article is a fucking dick. When the water rises due to man-induced global warming, i hope you live on a flood plain and the water engulfs your house - then where will you be ? Or maybe you’ll get skin cancer from unprotected sun rays caused by your damage to teh ozone layer ? Or just maybe you’ll contract a nasty respiratory disease from the fumes of your filthy SUV. How apt, how ironic. And just cos you wanna drive fucking gas guzzling SUV and burn up the world.

Come the revolution, you and your ‘bichin’ sports convertible will be first up against the wall.

Hey, Andrea, babe, while you slept, the hoax was outed. Global warming caused by a totally non-toxic substance has been proven false.

R-12 is a very heavy molecule, and never did float 15 or 20 miles into the air. Another hoax.

And, no, the world is not running out of oil. If we ever do run out of oil, we are never going to run out of natural gas, because it turns out it comes from the wood work out. It is an inherent part of a planet in a carbon based system. This was first published around 1980.

Thanks for proving once again that men are better than women.

As expensive as it is it might as well dry the fuck up.

The modern world and everything in it is built on cheap and plentiful energy. Air travel is going to be a status symbol for rich pigs like designer clothes and SUV limos. Trains and ships will regain dominance in goods shopping and long distance travel. Peasants will ride horses for personal transportation like they did 100 years ago.

The scum in Washington are going to push hydrogen meanwhile the moronic populace thinks it’s magic because its only emission is water vapor.. nevermind that it costs more to produce than petroleum and is reliant on the same parasitic heavy infrastructure and fuel stations.

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-19 06:19:19 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Janeen said:

Right Dick, hot damn, look at the non-existent muscles on that guy. mmm, and the fact he has no hair and looks like an old fag really gets me all hot. Those glasses covering up his ugly face is a plus too :D

What’s that Janeen? Are you OBJECTIFYING Dick?

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-19 06:17:18 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Alexis said:

As someone who does prefer green living…

I bet you’re not as green as the average homeless person.

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-19 06:03:46 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Andy said:

The writer of this article is a fucking dick. When the water rises due to man-induced global warming, i hope you live on a flood plain and the water engulfs your house - then where will you be ?

You don’t understand anything about men. Didn’t you see Waterworld? We’ll build catamarans and go sailing. Pretty lady on board. Fresh sushi for dinner.

Or maybe you’ll get skin cancer from unprotected sun rays caused by your damage to teh ozone layer ? Or just maybe you’ll contract a nasty respiratory disease from the fumes of your filthy SUV. How apt, how ironic. And just cos you wanna drive fucking gas guzzling SUV and burn up the world.

Come the revolution, you and your ‘bichin’ sports convertible will be first up against the wall.

You revolutionaries are so stuck up. Why can’t you accept that the world is a wonderful ever-changing place? Let go of the past, embrace the future. It’s full of challenges. Take control of your destiny, shape the world with your own hands. The climate is going to change anyway, there’s nothing you can do about it.

 
Comment by Ultraporn
2008-06-18 00:51:14 - IP Man-Hash: 5c0be8ac14a8d

P Coderch said:

In fact, the fact that he has schizofrenia and still won a Nobel Prize and achieved so much makes his achievements even more worthy.

P Coderch

Schizophrenia.

You’re welcome.

 
Comment by Matt
2008-06-17 19:19:18 - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e

My car gets pretty decent gas milage but i dont get a boner about it. I would rather drive a “bichin sports car” any day of the week. Andy sounds like a 38 year old mother of 3 that has jack shit to do with her time than cry and complain. and why would you start out a post by saying “The writer of this article”, dont you know the guys name? its only all over the website. Godamn your thick.

Back to the Lakers game.

 
Comment by irlandes
2008-06-17 17:44:22 - IP Man-Hash: 31d3aba02dffe

Andy said:

The writer of this article is a fucking dick. When the water rises due to man-induced global warming, i hope you live on a flood plain and the water engulfs your house - then where will you be ? Or maybe you’ll get skin cancer from unprotected sun rays caused by your damage to teh ozone layer ? Or just maybe you’ll contract a nasty respiratory disease from the fumes of your filthy SUV. How apt, how ironic. And just cos you wanna drive fucking gas guzzling SUV and burn up the world.

Come the revolution, you and your ‘bichin’ sports convertible will be first up against the wall.

Hey, Andrea, babe, while you slept, the hoax was outed. Global warming caused by a totally non-toxic substance has been proven false.

R-12 is a very heavy molecule, and never did float 15 or 20 miles into the air. Another hoax.

And, no, the world is not running out of oil. If we ever do run out of oil, we are never going to run out of natural gas, because it turns out it comes from the wood work out. It is an inherent part of a planet in a carbon based system. This was first published around 1980.

Thanks for proving once again that men are better than women.

 
Comment by Andy
2008-06-17 17:14:06 - IP Man-Hash: a4119909a8a46

The writer of this article is a fucking dick. When the water rises due to man-induced global warming, i hope you live on a flood plain and the water engulfs your house - then where will you be ? Or maybe you’ll get skin cancer from unprotected sun rays caused by your damage to teh ozone layer ? Or just maybe you’ll contract a nasty respiratory disease from the fumes of your filthy SUV. How apt, how ironic. And just cos you wanna drive fucking gas guzzling SUV and burn up the world.

Come the revolution, you and your ‘bichin’ sports convertible will be first up against the wall.

 
Comment by irlandes
2008-06-13 20:25:30 - IP Man-Hash: 1cc4594c7f2ca

Stuffgirlslike said:

What is the traffic on this site?

D yiu cannot be serious, you have a mother and a wife, stop pretending to hate women, if you really do be ye gay!

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

Take a flying leap in a convenient lake. This URL plainly says no women allowed.

What you are saying is called shaming language, and it no longer works on men of intelligence. However, you wouldn’t know that because you don’t know any intelligent men; they run when they hear you coming.

 
Comment by Stuffgirlslike
2008-06-13 09:24:25 - IP Man-Hash: 0fb05020d36ee

What is the traffic on this site?

D yiu cannot be serious, you have a mother and a wife, stop pretending to hate women, if you really do be ye gay!

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

 
Comment by P Coderch
2008-06-11 18:56:06 - IP Man-Hash: 750511fd3e3a6

In fact, the fact that he has schizofrenia and still won a Nobel Prize and achieved so much makes his achievements even more worthy.

P Coderch

 
Comment by P Coderch
2008-06-11 18:53:36 - IP Man-Hash: 750511fd3e3a6

Dick, I agree wtih you 99% of the time, but c’mon…John Nash a loser? The guy won a freaking Nobel Prize in economics and was one of the great mathematicians of the 20th Century. Just because he has schizofrenia that does not make him a loser.

P Coderch

 
Comment by Chris
2008-06-11 18:48:57 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Mark said:

“This doesn’t impress me”.
“That doesn’t impress me”.

What’s with you bitches who think men are interested into ‘impressing you’ at ALL.

@Mark - LOL!! Hilarious delusions of grandeur, aren’t they.

I laugh my head of when women say shit like:

• ”I don’t believe you. ”
• “I think you’re cheating. ”
• “That doesn’t impress me. ”
• “I don’t trust you.”
• “Oh, so you’re saying . . . .”

All of those comments are designed to do one thing only –>> MAKE MEN LAUGH.

Women only say them because they expect a Man’s reaction to be that of a puppy dog’s. That he should now jump up on his hind legs to find out WHY - AND FIX IT. When she doesn’t GET that reaction . . . that’s when women who assume they are “10″s get EXTREMELY pissed off.

Stand back, I don’t know how fucked up this bitch can get.

LOL!!!!

 
Comment by Mark
2008-06-11 18:39:49 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

Alexis said:

I can assure you that this 10 is not impressed in the least by a hot car.

What’s with you bitches who think men are interested in ‘impressing you’ at ALL.

“This doesn’t impress me”.
“That doesn’t impress me”.

Why do you cunts always say shit like that?? So? It doesn’t impress you. Men don’t buy bitchin’ sports cars to impress YOU. We have better things to do with our lives.

Fuck off.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-06-11 18:26:27 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

G

Alexis said:

Who gives a shit what he’s driving?
I won’t be fucking his car.

Alexis, give it a rest , bitch.

You women would never tolerate that sort of approach from a man so why the fuck are you dishing it out on a website where you don’t even belong???

Would you ever tolerate it if a man said:
“WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK?
I WON’T BE FUCKING YOUR OPINION.

. . . or how about . . . .

“WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOUR NAME IS,
I WONT BE CALLING YOU EVER AGAIN.”

No you wouldn’t.

The first thing you ECO-CUNTS wanna know is:

• What does he do for a living
• Where does he live
• AND WHAT KIND OF CAR DOES HE DRIVE.
(The classic women-are-all-whores questions)

If I ever meet another girl again I will remember what YOU fucking said and give her “Who gives a shit what car I drive?? I won’t be fucking you with my car.”

Women actually have a problem jumping into bed with men UNTIL they know EXACTLY what kind of car he drives. So you can stop pretending m-kay? And since you ECO-CUNTS base decision to fuck man on his job, address and car, who fucking cares how big (or small) his penis is???

. . .thats REALLY what’s you should have asked.

When we want your opinion, we will give it to you.
So don’t be calling yourself a ‘10′ either. That’s not your right.
The right to call you a “10″ belongs to a –>> MAN.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Alexis
2008-06-11 18:02:33 - IP Man-Hash: e447f1d72afdb

Wow…it seems I’ve wandered in to quite a bitter little sausage party. As someone who does prefer green living (an eco-cunt? how articulate…) I do think it will be really amusing to watch the author of this post go broke trying to fill the tank of his bitchin’ sports car (read: substitute for very small penis). I can assure you that this 10 is not impressed in the least by a hot car. I much prefer a hot guy and really, who gives a shit what he’s driving? I won’t be fucking his car.

 
Comment by Janeen
2008-06-10 11:15:15 - IP Man-Hash: a43d5ab708c75

Right Dick, hot damn, look at the non-existent muscles on that guy. mmm, and the fact he has no hair and looks like an old fag really gets me all hot. Those glasses covering up his ugly face is a plus too :D

 
Comment by Matt
2008-06-09 14:41:51 - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e

Kevin said:

Women are so concerned about “going green” but they don’t give two shits about wearing diamonds that African kids killed each other for.

haha wow i laughed but thats sad and true…

 
Comment by Kevin
2008-06-09 13:56:21 - IP Man-Hash: 6b6b3674c20b5

Women are so concerned about “going green” but they don’t give two shits about wearing diamonds that African kids killed each other for.

 
Comment by Just Me
2008-06-09 07:06:05 - IP Man-Hash: b290f77ff701c

“You are the 1’s, 2’s, 3’s, 4’s, 5’s, 6’s, 7’s, 8’s, and 9’s of the world and you can go fuck a midget for all I care.”

Just for that sentance this is the best article i have read this year.

 
Comment by brokenjohnny
2008-06-09 00:32:03 - IP Man-Hash: d9f8c48f71caf

What that statistic actually means is that 9 out of 10 women like the idea of being the sort of person who cares about the environment. But they don’t. They just care about themselves, and how they look, which is why they lied about it in the first place.

Two bitchy housewives each get a car. One is an Escalade. The other is a Prius. Which of the women do you think will feel they have status over the other one?

9 out of 10 women admit to lying frequently. That doesn’t lend credibility to the remaining 1.

 
Comment by irlandes
2008-06-08 22:03:13 - IP Man-Hash: f1d8f70788698

I remember when the Ford Excursion was new. The biggest SUV at the time. Some eco group pronounced it an “urban assault” vehicle, AND SALES WENT UP, :)

When I heard that, I wanted one, too! Cool!

 
Comment by Monkey Love
2008-06-08 21:32:03 - IP Man-Hash: 57eb8ed9a596e

You say there are too many things that “define” you and then talk about a sports car in the end?

Here’s what you should have said: a man will use whatever car he can afford and use. He won’t buy a hybrid just to impress others, and he doesn’t need one to get girls.

 
Comment by Wheels
2008-06-08 16:39:44 - IP Man-Hash: 1f3d8af2e4c87

haha Mannn your funny

 
Comment by OKHM
2008-06-07 09:27:12 - IP Man-Hash: e62d25c3848ba

SMash said:

Nic Cage wouldn’t drive a prius.

Nic Cage would smash your sister in the face, fuck her skull hard, Brandon Iron style before he would sink to eco lows.

LOL,fuck her SKULL HARD:D

So over the line that it becomes funny anyway:)

Is Nicolas Cage the new Chuck Norris now,by the way?:D

 
Comment by Sandman
2008-06-06 19:06:57 - IP Man-Hash: 9623ac8098b53

M. said:

So I saw this Dick guy on youtube where he did a bit with Dr. Phil and yea I found it pretty fucking funny, I myself even consider myself to be a chauvinist.
But the more I read on his website, the more I come to think that his articles go beyond chauvinism and borderline Ted Bundyism. Having said that, yea I exaggerate, more appropriately it’s probably for the most part an act, Dick might be a clever entrepreneur, he’s a shit stirrer and a button pusher which makes him some money and gain a bit of fame along the way. So yea Dick’s a pretty clever guy.
On the other hand…
Some of the people who read and comment on this site don’t seem to be, so to all the Cyber Ted Bundys out there who sit around slinging their junk 10 times a day to punishment porn and this website cos their ma hit them when they were a boy or some shit, I call on you to grow up and come back to planet Earth you archaic fuckwits:
“Go and make your wife breakfast Sandman. You are the reason dune coons did 9/11. Fucking mangina spastic. I hope you wife gets her tit removed after cancer spreads to her arse.”
Just one example, but that shit aint healthy.
Maybe this website needs to have a disclaimer when you log on, “If you’re a fucking moron who’s destined to be the next ‘(insert name here) the ripper’ then piss off now.” That could be you.
Regards,
M.

M. said:

So I saw this Dick guy on youtube where he did a bit with Dr. Phil and yea I found it pretty fucking funny, I myself even consider myself to be a chauvinist.
But the more I read on his website, the more I come to think that his articles go beyond chauvinism and borderline Ted Bundyism. Having said that, yea I exaggerate, more appropriately it’s probably for the most part an act, Dick might be a clever entrepreneur, he’s a shit stirrer and a button pusher which makes him some money and gain a bit of fame along the way. So yea Dick’s a pretty clever guy.
On the other hand…
Some of the people who read and comment on this site don’t seem to be, so to all the Cyber Ted Bundys out there who sit around slinging their junk 10 times a day to punishment porn and this website cos their ma hit them when they were a boy or some shit, I call on you to grow up and come back to planet Earth you archaic fuckwits:
“Go and make your wife breakfast Sandman. You are the reason dune coons did 9/11. Fucking mangina spastic. I hope you wife gets her tit removed after cancer spreads to her arse.”
Just one example, but that shit aint healthy.
Maybe this website needs to have a disclaimer when you log on, “If you’re a fucking moron who’s destined to be the next ‘(insert name here) the ripper’ then piss off now.” That could be you.
Regards,
M.

Agreed. The garbage spewing from his mawls is not healthy and reeks of ignorance. He has no idea what race I am but calls me a “dune coon” twice. I mean at this point its like talking to a wall…or a woman. You won’t change his mind and he isn’t hearing a damn thing anyway.

 
Comment by Fed Up
2008-06-06 13:07:57 - IP Man-Hash: 0ae520af6d01b

All this survey shows is that 9 out of 10 women don’t know shit from shinola.

Excuse the piss out of me for spending 6 years active duty in the Navy, doing 5 hard years in engineering school, and choosing NOT to live like a fucking hippy now that I’ve finally started earning a decent paycheck.

I know, now that I’m FINALLY in a good place financially, I’m supposed to give it all back by trading it for an ungrateful wife and a bunch of screaming little pants-shitting kids. Fuck off, I’m not going to do it. Any bitch that doesn’t like it can put it to music and hit the fucking road.

 
Comment by dbossnirvana
2008-06-06 12:47:15 - IP Man-Hash: 436d0cc2678d2

Manmobile = Manlaw

 
Comment by GeorgeWatson
2008-06-06 12:27:28 - IP Man-Hash: d6dc2e464ff86

Hybrids cars make more pollution and is cheaper to maintain than a Hummer H2.

Just assembling one emits more pollution because the batteries need to be sent in 4 countries just to be made. After 100,000 miles, the batteries go dead and they need replacing. It’s hard to recycle that type of battery. I’ve also heard that just assembling a Hybrid equals assembling a Hybrid and driving it until 100,000 miles.

Hybrid owners are idiots if they think they’re saving money on gas. IF you buy a brand new hybrid, it’ll take 20-30 years for you to actually save money on gas.

 
Comment by PIIHB
2008-06-06 07:57:50 - IP Man-Hash: e58a0ecb6e252

I actually encourage others to buy fuel efficient hybrids. That means there will be more gas for my Viper! GO HYBRIDS!

 
Comment by Big ALMKII
2008-06-06 07:08:16 - IP Man-Hash: eafbb93df0ff4

English Master said:

Dudes… there’s a MANTASTIC solution to this fuckin’ problem that kicks ass AND doesn’t give us an excuse to be sacrificing our men over there in Iraq for oil that we don’t need.

Anyone ever heard of the TESLA ROADSTER?? (Of course not - those fucking cunts in Washington don’t WANT you to hear about it!)

This in-your-face ENTIRELY ELECTRIC sports car goes 0-60 in 3.9 seconds, with a 13,000 rpm redline, starts around $100K, and DOESN’T look like a fucking elf shoe (prissy Prius)!

The Tesla Roadster is going to be the next badass thing for men - mark my words, brothers.

Very true, a car designed by men for men.

 
Comment by JCS
2008-06-06 01:09:08 - IP Man-Hash: 855293c95ae80

Wow. I am definitely impressed. With all the shit-talking women do about men, it’s actually nice to see the flip side.

 
Comment by Rawkstah
2008-06-05 23:51:21 - IP Man-Hash: f629fb56d8d9a

no manhole said:@Rawkstah- thanks for the info. To me, you appear to be a bit of a polymath.

That’s one of the great things about being a man, N.M.

It’s our birthright to consume, combine, and store vast volumes of knowledge, ’tis true, but the real power of masculinity is to then wisely dispense only what knowledge is needed at any given moment. (Dick has that ability in spades, and it’s why we admire him.)

This is where women fail the most epic. They not only lack logistical thinking, but mistakenly believe an uninformed opinion is equal to useful data. A great example would be two men working together vs. two women doing whatever non-jobs they do together.

Before the job, men will size each other up, to confirm the other’s worth. Then they will express the knowledge they have and the conclusions thereby. Both men will then refine each others ideas by contributing more of the precious knowledge each man possesses like an awesome cold war of creativity. In the end, one of two things will occur; either the process will result in a *Best Thang Evar* and the people will rejoice, or they never agree and move on the next idea. Look at Sandman’s post; he suggested a good Harley bike that I have no experience with, confirmed that real Harley men aren’t snobbish, then gave a thumb’s up on the Ninja. Man points!

A woman gets out of bed brimming with hate and the feeling like whatever malfunctioning holodeck program she was dreaming just now was really real. She drags this hate n’ dreamstate sammich into her “job” and plops it down next to her sister-in-arms. Then, inevitably, one of them asks the question that should never be asked of a woman: “How are you?” That question is the key to Pandora’s bitchbox, and will unleash not a cold war of creativity, but a thousand-year war of stupidity and lameness as each woman tries to outdo the other with tales of life’s “hardships,” aka *Wurst Thang Evar*

Don’t ever let a woman discourage you from learning or doing. No matter how many skazwags come to this page and screech “sexless nurd” or “u r teh gayz,” remember that all women fear, envy, then obey the minds, the mucscles, the mouths, and the meat of men, especially the ones that know how to flex them.

-Rawkstah

 
Comment by Matty
2008-06-05 22:42:26 - IP Man-Hash: 37e6c3bef4774

lol women drivers.. I hate them even worse when its 8:30 and they are doing 60k in a 90k zone because they cant watch the road and change the dvd for her brats of childen in the back seat on her SUV.

And if you go driving with your mum just tell her your gonna stay home, as your own safety is more important than having someone who cant drive and keeps braking when their is no one on the road,also its a total loss of man points

 
Comment by M.
2008-06-05 21:43:06 - IP Man-Hash: 7835cf1291bf4

So I saw this Dick guy on youtube where he did a bit with Dr. Phil and yea I found it pretty fucking funny, I myself even consider myself to be a chauvinist.
But the more I read on his website, the more I come to think that his articles go beyond chauvinism and borderline Ted Bundyism. Having said that, yea I exaggerate, more appropriately it’s probably for the most part an act, Dick might be a clever entrepreneur, he’s a shit stirrer and a button pusher which makes him some money and gain a bit of fame along the way. So yea Dick’s a pretty clever guy.
On the other hand…
Some of the people who read and comment on this site don’t seem to be, so to all the Cyber Ted Bundys out there who sit around slinging their junk 10 times a day to punishment porn and this website cos their ma hit them when they were a boy or some shit, I call on you to grow up and come back to planet Earth you archaic fuckwits:
“Go and make your wife breakfast Sandman. You are the reason dune coons did 9/11. Fucking mangina spastic. I hope you wife gets her tit removed after cancer spreads to her arse.”
Just one example, but that shit aint healthy.
Maybe this website needs to have a disclaimer when you log on, “If you’re a fucking moron who’s destined to be the next ‘(insert name here) the ripper’ then piss off now.” That could be you.
Regards,
M.

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-06-05 21:18:38 - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

NEXT

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-06-05 21:16:56 - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

Sin City Harley said:

I raise my glass to you Dick.

I too am a connoisseur of a fine sports roadster convertible automobile. When I’m not cruising Sin City Boulevard on the Harley, its my German masterpiece of machinery I am indulging myself in.

And to say that nine out of ten women would prefer some rubberband-driven eco-fuckmobile, over my premium gas guzzling 8 cylinder ball-busting Luftwaffe on four wheels –– I’d say you better check your definition of what “woman” means. What it does NOT mean is some skinny lily-white butch rabbit-food eating eco-cunt attending a PETA rally in downtown Portland.

Any red-blooded American woman with a belly ring and a thong creeping up the middle of her back, would rather be seen massaging her loins with fine German leather craftsmanship, rather then squeaking her ass on some GM pseudo-faux-leatherette.

Nine out of ten women like a big cock too, but that doesn’t mean they will chat up and fuck a horse –– unless of course those women are taking part in a survey being given by a company trying to sell them cute eco horsey condoms.

Oh, great-another fucking drunk w/ a glass in the air like anything to me; it is not a brain, a penis, a cunt or anything other than an individual that can not control themselves. Pick and choose, pick choose….the alcoholism goes, along w/ everyone who constantly lies to themselves.

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-06-05 21:14:21 - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

Eric Ogunbase said:

I’d rather masturbate with sandpaper than drive a “green” vehicle. It was that reasoning which led me to my purchase of a Suburban. Because in a crash (since you KNOW women/ecofucks can’t drive), I’ll win.

Ha! No wonder my boss is such a prick.

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-06-05 20:56:20 - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

jarbrain said:

Neil said:

“Women exchange their car every 3 years until their lease is so far upside down it’s making Happy Meal toys.”

Now I get it - so far upside down that it’s on the other side of the Earth, in China, and doing cheap labor, like making Happy Meal toys, and thereby consuming even more energy.

“carbon, carbon,carbon,carbon,carbon..” Emissions to emissions-bus to bus. Steel must always be, just ask Gary.

That one took me a while, but thank God, for a moment I thought I was a woman, and lost my common sense, as well as my sense of humor!

What you should be checking for is your nuts, Bud.

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-06-05 20:49:38 - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

Neil said:

“Women exchange their car every 3 years until their lease is so far upside down it’s making Happy Meal toys.”

Now I get it - so far upside down that it’s on the other side of the Earth, in China, and doing cheap labor, like making Happy Meal toys, and thereby consuming even more energy.

“carbon, carbon,carbon,carbon,carbon..” Emissions to emissions-bus to bus. Steel must always be, just ask Gary.

That one took me a while, but thank God, for a moment I thought I was a woman, and lost my common sense, as well as my sense of humor!

 
Comment by tracy
2008-06-05 20:46:17 - IP Man-Hash: 2959d8e83f2f0

i have a motorcycle that will go 0 to 80 in 3 sec. and get 55 mpg… like u say pay for innovation and get something worth driving!!

 
Comment by tracy
2008-06-05 20:43:29 - IP Man-Hash: 2959d8e83f2f0

shit man you just keep gpoing and going ….LONG LIVE THE DICK!!!!!

 
Comment by SMash
2008-06-05 20:07:06 - IP Man-Hash: fd45984433817

Ok Sandman, take you BMW, your Harley, and get the fuck out of here you stinking dune coon. I could not give a flying fuck what you’ve got to say about a god damn thing. Die in a fire.

 
Comment by Sandman
2008-06-05 17:49:46 - IP Man-Hash: 9623ac8098b53

Rawkstah said:

Good idea N.M. If you aren’t a Harley-Davidson snob, might I suggest you look at the Kawasaki Ninja 250R, perfect for beginners. Has a noisy 249cc engine, costs about $3,000, and just for you, gets between 50-70 miles per gallon of rice.

Your local DMV will usually teach you how to ride and speed your acquisition of a motorcycle licence. In some counties you may be training with the bike cop trainees, thus making some manly connections with manly CHiPs-style lawmen.

Furthermore, and most importantly, men are better than women at motorcycles.

-Rawkstah

My 1200 Harley Sportster gets 60mpg and is very quick. Real Harley bikers arent snobs. Rubbies are shunned and beat on. In fact one of my best bro’s rides a Harley Road king and a Hayabusa!

That Ninja is a great beginner bike at a good price too.

 
Comment by English Master
2008-06-05 17:15:26 - IP Man-Hash: ced2699915e0b

Dudes… there’s a MANTASTIC solution to this fuckin’ problem that kicks ass AND doesn’t give us an excuse to be sacrificing our men over there in Iraq for oil that we don’t need.

Anyone ever heard of the TESLA ROADSTER?? (Of course not - those fucking cunts in Washington don’t WANT you to hear about it!)

This in-your-face ENTIRELY ELECTRIC sports car goes 0-60 in 3.9 seconds, with a 13,000 rpm redline, starts around $100K, and DOESN’T look like a fucking elf shoe (prissy Prius)!

The Tesla Roadster is going to be the next badass thing for men - mark my words, brothers.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-06-05 15:07:00 - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

@Rawkstah- thanks for the info. To me, you appear to be a bit of a polymath.

 
Comment by Rawkstah
2008-06-05 14:20:42 - IP Man-Hash: f629fb56d8d9a

Good idea N.M. If you aren’t a Harley-Davidson snob, might I suggest you look at the Kawasaki Ninja 250R, perfect for beginners. Has a noisy 249cc engine, costs about $3,000, and just for you, gets between 50-70 miles per gallon of rice.

Your local DMV will usually teach you how to ride and speed your acquisition of a motorcycle licence. In some counties you may be training with the bike cop trainees, thus making some manly connections with manly CHiPs-style lawmen.

Furthermore, and most importantly, men are better than women at motorcycles.

-Rawkstah

 
Comment by Sandman
2008-06-05 13:43:56 - IP Man-Hash: 9623ac8098b53

SMash said:

Go and make your wife breakfast Sandman. You are the reason dune coons did 9/11. Fucking mangina spastic. I hope you wife gets her tit removed after cancer spreads to her arse.

Keepin it classy like before I see. Im not married, I dont like Islamic extremists or particularly care for the religion of Islam at all.

I enjoy and agree with all of Dicks posts, and Maddox for that matter as well. And I drive a BMW sports car in spite of the eco cars.

You can make points about men being better than women and the redundancy of the feminist movement without being so crass and hatefull.

Handle it with maturity and class like Dick does.

 
Comment by RAC