Germaine Greer is a Cunt
Steve Irwin “The Crocodile Hunter” died on Monday. It’s an incredible loss for the world and the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com card will be black in mourning this week.
The MABTW.com card will also be black in mourning for the loss of the last shred of dignity held by the feminist movement — bowel movement. We’ve all had a good laugh at women and their silly agendas, stupid, childish groups, and the milestones they’ve managed to cobble together out of the political table scrapings tossed to them by men. This time they’ve gone too far.
Now they’re going after a tragedy just to prove a point that no one cares about and no one can even figure out. I guess that’s to be expected. Tragedy is the only thing a feminist knows.
Germaine Greer is a woman, allegedly a doctor (though I could not find of what. I would guess proctology, but that usually entails extracting things from the butt, not lodging your own head firmly up it), and has been a virulent feminist most of her life. During my research I found the reason Dr. Greer originally entered the field of feminism is because her clitoris is shaped like a male penis and the trauma of being teased for it since she was sexually active at the age of 12 drove her into the insanity. Interesting to say the least.
On a completely different note, “Dr.” Greer wrote her millionth article in a row this week on the topic of “things I shouldn’t even be fucking talking about” for The Guardian. She called it, “That sort of self-delusion is what it takes to be a real Aussie larrikin”. The surprise is that it isn’t an autobiography. Nor is it a treatise on Australian women in general who are largely regarded as bitches and unimportant the world over. It’s about Steve Irwin and his untimely passing. I don’t give half a fuck what larrikin means. Self-delusion is quite enough.
The points Greer wishes to address in her article are irrelevant — just like everything women say unless it starts with a, “Do you think I should,” or a, “I’m so sorry. I fucked up and did something you said you didn’t think I should do.” And obviously proceeded by a blowjob. It’s enough simply to quote the following from “Dr.” Greer.
It’s really quite unusual for divers to be stung unless they are grappling with the animal and, knowing Steve Irwin, perhaps that may have been the case…Not much sympathy there then.
Classy.
As she is a woman, I find it humourous that “Dr.” Greer — who I would simply just refer to as The Cunt for the remainder of this article, but my man-prudence prohibits me from doing so — even relies on the word ’sympathy’ as a part of her female feminist vocabulary. It is not. These female feminists are the same creatures who fabricate most rape allegations in the hopes of making a stab at some mythical patriarchy.
Does that sound like sympathy to you?
There’s no such thing as a patriarchy, Dr. Greer, you stupid cunt. It’s called the Real World, where seven billion strangers are picked to live in a loft and find out what happens when saber tooth tigers start taking bites out of their asses while they’re trying to sleep. It turns out in this Real World, men get to do everything. They do everything and make all the decisions. Call it whatever you want, but what it’s actually called is the truth. Men are better than women.
Here’s another gem:
The only time Irwin ever seemed less than entirely lovable to his fans (as distinct from zoologists) was when he went into the Australia Zoo crocodile enclosure with his month-old baby son in one hand and a dead chicken in the other. For a second you didn’t know which one he meant to feed to the crocodile.
First of all, that is inappropriate. Secondly, I was never confused, but then again, I’m not retarded.
When Germaine Greer dies, largely unnoticed by friends and family, and which I bet will be soon judging by the God fucking awful picture I found of the old hag on the internet — she looks like a fucking beige batting glove left in the sun with a wad of stringy doll’s hair stapled to the palm — you bet your ass I will be the first one shooting her little clitoral-penis problem out of the old Man-Mouthcannon. That’s called what goes around comes around. That was invented by men too.
Thirdly, let me say that if you have any problem whatsoever with Steve Irwin holding his infant son in his arms whilst feeding crocodiles raw chickens, you are not only wrong, but you are also not a man.
That has nothing to do with risk.
Let me give you a simple man test you can use on any anonymous parties to see if they are a man, woman or some kind of broken computing machine. Actually, strike that last one. If an unknown party gives a response that could only be arrived at through a cluster fuck of malformed logic, just assume it was a woman. Not even men could build a Touring machine that ran on crazy.
First of all, let’s say there’s something called risk. Now say that socially, we all accept a certain amount of risk and that stepping over that line incurs criticism from said society. The question then becomes, “How do we establish the risk of blank?” If you have a vagina, no matter how empowered it is, the answer is, “Well how do I feel about blank?” That is fucked and stupid. The correct and man-answer is, “Let’s ask an expert.”
I’d say someone who built a multi-billion fucking dollar business on the dealings and doings of blank would be a bonafide fucking expert. I would also say that this expert dangling his own fucking son over blanks while doing blank is a bonafide fucking testament that blank is not as risky as you think if you know what the fuck you’re blanking.
That’s just it. Women don’t ever know what they’re blanking so they have to rely on their shitty instincts at all times. That’s why feminism is backwards. It’s puts a small amount of power in the hands of people who have no fucking idea what they’re doing ever — that’s women.
After reading Germaine “Boy’s Name” Greer’s article on the untimely passing of one of the mannest man men to ever walk the Earth, I was saddened by her callous remarks in light of the family Irwin has left behind. Then it hit me: all feminists are insensitive cunts who have no family for that exact reason. They embarrass and shame their parents until they’re ostracized. They embarrass their friends until wallowing into the self-loathing circles of hags who will accompany them through menopause. They have no children because no man in his right mind would fuck a feminist and even if one was drugged into it, Jesus would step in and perform the world’s first immaculate abortion.
Feminists have no right to families. They are horrid and miserable abortions of women and they will rot in hell. Not the biblical one. I’m talking about the one women enter when they hit 35 and don’t have children.
Every creature he brandished at the camera was in distress. Every snake badgered by Irwin was at a huge disadvantage, with only a single possible reaction to its terrifying situation, which was to strike. Easy enough to avoid, if you know what’s coming. Even my cat knew that much.
A cat, huh? What a fucking surprise. Fuck feminists.
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March 3rd, 2008 at 6:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 08444efbf4b03
Learn not to type like a twit.
March 4th, 2008 at 1:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 72405b4b670ab
Whats a twit?
a woman?
Who cares about typing?
March 4th, 2008 at 1:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Can be.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sRBkgshj8Cw
March 4th, 2008 at 2:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
And this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twit_of_the_year
I don’t care much for typography as long as it’s legible, but I do find things such as ‘u’ and improper capitalization to be unprofessional. It mars the quality of any argument/message/etc. If English is not your first language, it is understandable that you will make basic grammatical and spelling mistakes, etc. I mean, I could never type in a single one of the languages native to your country unless they were Russian (very, very poorly), Latin (a little better), or French (best). Or English.
Summary:
Avoid using ‘u’ and other such things. They are generally frowned upon in American culture - even though a majority of Americans use such language, a majority of Americans are not cultured!
To be honest, you probably know more about American history than your average American just because you can speak English!
March 4th, 2008 at 2:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 72405b4b670ab
Sorry doubt but i find using U instead of you faster.so i will use this .Whats the obsession with grammer,capital use etc.forget it do not reply back
March 4th, 2008 at 5:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 67caec8fb3425
You should be drawn and quartered. Dumb bitch
March 4th, 2008 at 5:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 67caec8fb3425
This damn dame is showing signs of a dangerously low level of activity in her brain.
No wonder women have never done anything mantastic since the dawn of civilization. Can you make us a sandmich dumbass?
March 4th, 2008 at 7:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9f52b62c482
Add crucified.
March 16th, 2008 at 11:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 7dc04fff3c919
You need to get in touch with reality Dick. But of course you already think you are. Real men absolutely hate guys like you! And while you think you’re doing us a big favor by taking the stances you take, trust me you are not. But of course, you won’t see it that way and you’ll have to respond in some way that will make me out to be a homo or something, which will only further solidify my point that you haven’t got a clue. A wise “man” once said that a man shows his wisdom when he listens and his ignorance when he speaks. So what have you got to say to that?
March 16th, 2008 at 2:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 97ab360da32ea
Why do people always bring up what a “real man” should be and say how sexist it is to bring up real women? I’m thinking it’s similar to the crab mentality but it couldn’t be that simple could it?
March 18th, 2008 at 4:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109fdea745300
,,,,,,,,,,,,,LICK ME OUT,,,,,,,,,,,,
March 18th, 2008 at 4:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Another wise man said “Little children should be seen and not heard.” But nice attempt to block anyone daring to counter your ‘argument’ by setting a condition that in doing so we should somehow be considered unwise. Perhaps it would be better that you had instead practised that snippet of wisdom yourself, rather than showing everyone your own ignorance.
One day you will learn what a “real man” actually is, and hang your head in shame instead of sniffing at the skirts of your dominant mistress. Until then, do not presume to speak of that which you obviously know nothing about.
That’s simple, because the push is to try and alter the definition of masculinity whilst avoiding any attempt at scrutinizing the erratic behaviour of modern women.
March 19th, 2008 at 1:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
when Greer says—-
The only time Irwin ever seemed less than entirely lovable to his fans (as distinct from zoologists) was when he went into the Australia Zoo crocodile enclosure with his month-old baby son in one hand and a dead chicken in the other. For a second you didn’t know which one he meant to feed to the crocodile.
she is talking about how Irwin appears to his fans, not her.
His fanbase includes men.
She also doesn’t say “I didn’t know which one he meant to feed to the crocodile!, she says “you didn’t know…”
at no point is Germaine associating herself with any of these points so to make assumptions of Germaine based on her observations of other peoples behavior is not justified.
March 19th, 2008 at 1:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
What the fuck?
Well, she is below average - below average intelligence, morals, character, and maturity. What can you expect, she’s a subhuman.
March 19th, 2008 at 1:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
haven’t really confronted the raised issue there have we sweetpea?
March 19th, 2008 at 2:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Sweet-tits, you aren’t worth the trouble. Said issue has already been confronted. And then raised again and confronted. And then raped, killed, and buried - in no particular order.
March 19th, 2008 at 2:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Here is an educational video on proper forum etiquette.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4Xs8HWN6UyE
You are a guest here, and have no right to make demands or ask stupid questions. Your presence here is a privilege, not a right, and may be revoked at any given time.
March 19th, 2008 at 2:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
Only thugs and cops pull rank.
You obviously haven’t explained the issue of tense, otherwise it would have been deleted, as it has clearly been interpreted wrongly.
I don’t watch youtube. I know how to read and I’m not into happy slapping.
There are two ways to lose an argument
a)quote wikipedia
b)link to youtube
Its hardly how anyone with a real education cites, because certain things run deep, and credible sources is one of them. You just highlight your idiocy you chode.
March 19th, 2008 at 2:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
Sounds like what a woman says to a foetus she wants to abort.
Do you like that?
A little reference to a power men will never have, but emulate in forums, where once again he has no power.
Bless.
March 19th, 2008 at 7:11 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Bless someone who gives a fuck.