Germaine Greer is a Cunt
Steve Irwin “The Crocodile Hunter” died on Monday. It’s an incredible loss for the world and the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com card will be black in mourning this week.
The MABTW.com card will also be black in mourning for the loss of the last shred of dignity held by the feminist movement — bowel movement. We’ve all had a good laugh at women and their silly agendas, stupid, childish groups, and the milestones they’ve managed to cobble together out of the political table scrapings tossed to them by men. This time they’ve gone too far.
Now they’re going after a tragedy just to prove a point that no one cares about and no one can even figure out. I guess that’s to be expected. Tragedy is the only thing a feminist knows.
Germaine Greer is a woman, allegedly a doctor (though I could not find of what. I would guess proctology, but that usually entails extracting things from the butt, not lodging your own head firmly up it), and has been a virulent feminist most of her life. During my research I found the reason Dr. Greer originally entered the field of feminism is because her clitoris is shaped like a male penis and the trauma of being teased for it since she was sexually active at the age of 12 drove her into the insanity. Interesting to say the least.
On a completely different note, “Dr.” Greer wrote her millionth article in a row this week on the topic of “things I shouldn’t even be fucking talking about” for The Guardian. She called it, “That sort of self-delusion is what it takes to be a real Aussie larrikin”. The surprise is that it isn’t an autobiography. Nor is it a treatise on Australian women in general who are largely regarded as bitches and unimportant the world over. It’s about Steve Irwin and his untimely passing. I don’t give half a fuck what larrikin means. Self-delusion is quite enough.
The points Greer wishes to address in her article are irrelevant — just like everything women say unless it starts with a, “Do you think I should,” or a, “I’m so sorry. I fucked up and did something you said you didn’t think I should do.” And obviously proceeded by a blowjob. It’s enough simply to quote the following from “Dr.” Greer.
It’s really quite unusual for divers to be stung unless they are grappling with the animal and, knowing Steve Irwin, perhaps that may have been the case…Not much sympathy there then.
Classy.
As she is a woman, I find it humourous that “Dr.” Greer — who I would simply just refer to as The Cunt for the remainder of this article, but my man-prudence prohibits me from doing so — even relies on the word ’sympathy’ as a part of her female feminist vocabulary. It is not. These female feminists are the same creatures who fabricate most rape allegations in the hopes of making a stab at some mythical patriarchy.
Does that sound like sympathy to you?
There’s no such thing as a patriarchy, Dr. Greer, you stupid cunt. It’s called the Real World, where seven billion strangers are picked to live in a loft and find out what happens when saber tooth tigers start taking bites out of their asses while they’re trying to sleep. It turns out in this Real World, men get to do everything. They do everything and make all the decisions. Call it whatever you want, but what it’s actually called is the truth. Men are better than women.
Here’s another gem:
The only time Irwin ever seemed less than entirely lovable to his fans (as distinct from zoologists) was when he went into the Australia Zoo crocodile enclosure with his month-old baby son in one hand and a dead chicken in the other. For a second you didn’t know which one he meant to feed to the crocodile.
First of all, that is inappropriate. Secondly, I was never confused, but then again, I’m not retarded.
When Germaine Greer dies, largely unnoticed by friends and family, and which I bet will be soon judging by the God fucking awful picture I found of the old hag on the internet — she looks like a fucking beige batting glove left in the sun with a wad of stringy doll’s hair stapled to the palm — you bet your ass I will be the first one shooting her little clitoral-penis problem out of the old Man-Mouthcannon. That’s called what goes around comes around. That was invented by men too.
Thirdly, let me say that if you have any problem whatsoever with Steve Irwin holding his infant son in his arms whilst feeding crocodiles raw chickens, you are not only wrong, but you are also not a man.
That has nothing to do with risk.
Let me give you a simple man test you can use on any anonymous parties to see if they are a man, woman or some kind of broken computing machine. Actually, strike that last one. If an unknown party gives a response that could only be arrived at through a cluster fuck of malformed logic, just assume it was a woman. Not even men could build a Touring machine that ran on crazy.
First of all, let’s say there’s something called risk. Now say that socially, we all accept a certain amount of risk and that stepping over that line incurs criticism from said society. The question then becomes, “How do we establish the risk of blank?” If you have a vagina, no matter how empowered it is, the answer is, “Well how do I feel about blank?” That is fucked and stupid. The correct and man-answer is, “Let’s ask an expert.”
I’d say someone who built a multi-billion fucking dollar business on the dealings and doings of blank would be a bonafide fucking expert. I would also say that this expert dangling his own fucking son over blanks while doing blank is a bonafide fucking testament that blank is not as risky as you think if you know what the fuck you’re blanking.
That’s just it. Women don’t ever know what they’re blanking so they have to rely on their shitty instincts at all times. That’s why feminism is backwards. It’s puts a small amount of power in the hands of people who have no fucking idea what they’re doing ever — that’s women.
After reading Germaine “Boy’s Name” Greer’s article on the untimely passing of one of the mannest man men to ever walk the Earth, I was saddened by her callous remarks in light of the family Irwin has left behind. Then it hit me: all feminists are insensitive cunts who have no family for that exact reason. They embarrass and shame their parents until they’re ostracized. They embarrass their friends until wallowing into the self-loathing circles of hags who will accompany them through menopause. They have no children because no man in his right mind would fuck a feminist and even if one was drugged into it, Jesus would step in and perform the world’s first immaculate abortion.
Feminists have no right to families. They are horrid and miserable abortions of women and they will rot in hell. Not the biblical one. I’m talking about the one women enter when they hit 35 and don’t have children.
Every creature he brandished at the camera was in distress. Every snake badgered by Irwin was at a huge disadvantage, with only a single possible reaction to its terrifying situation, which was to strike. Easy enough to avoid, if you know what’s coming. Even my cat knew that much.
A cat, huh? What a fucking surprise. Fuck feminists.
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Hellspawn, my tits are STILL small. :)
You guys are all still proving my point - that my picture is causing more controversy than anything I’ve said here. And you wonder why women are so caught up in their appearance?
We sexes do try to please each other. All men, in my experience like a pretty face. It takes a higher order of man to appreciate a good nature and a sense of humor. And it takes a higher order of man AND an intelligent one to have the guts to appreciate a woman who is the whole package.
I am the whole package. How do I know? Because of a rating on hotornot? No. Because my man is. :) And I’m not afraid to say so. Humans vie for the best mate possible, and we judge ourselves and others by who we’re able to attract.
It’s not wrong or insulting when a guy likes a pretty face (and fine, you don’t think I’m attractive - imagine I’m talking about Jessica Biel). Heck, imagine it as a barter - I don’t even mind that analogy, because this whole thing is alot more like a transaction than most people admit). You choose what’s important to you in a mate, and you cash in what you have to offer on the best that you can get.
Alot of men trade their stock for stock in boobies instead of intelligence and good nature. And then they bitch about the consequences. Well - you made the choice, now deal with it!
Not military, Learned, swear! I think he did a short stint in the Air Force in his 20s, but not long enough for it to matter. But you got me wondering why you feel so strongly about that…
I might be cooking up an analysis on you soon - reading yours was so fun I want to return the favor. But not tonight. I’d want to be fresh and in good form to attempt that.
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Oh and one more thing… I AM STILL IN MY late 20’s you dumbfuck!
Thank you for another honest opinion. But hey - I only ever promised 85% attractiveness to all of you.
FYI, behind the scenes (I’m sure you’ve never been shallow enough to post a picture there yourself) the site tells me I’m currently hotter than 84% of everyone there. So, after the rest of these guys have been kind enough to offer their honest vote and drop me from a 9 to an 8.6 (I can also see the number of people who’ve rated me and it’s mysteriously jumped since yesterday) I’m AM one percentage point off my estimate. This is acceptable to me.
The margin of error that is - my rating is not that big a deal for me, actually (that will not be believable to you). Being attractive is just one more tool in an arsenal that allows one to deal to with life and I was smart well before I was ever pretty. And hopefully I’ll outlive my youthful beauty as well and diminish into unattractive, wise old age. :)
But while you’ve got it, flaunt it, I say!
Point 1. IF you’ve got it.
Point 2. If your rating meant nothing, why would put yourself on a website like that?
Point 3. A tool in the arsenal… to deal with life?? How in the fuck do looks help you deal with life? Oh… yeah when you’re trying to get a good job right… ? Just wear a low cut shirt and the Mangina interviewing you will hire you then invite you to the nearest motel for thanks… even if you’re about as smart as a pumpkin and don’t know the first thing about your job. Yeah. I guess it does help in some twisted way.
Point 4. That’s you’re parting picture and comment and yet you are on here again lookin for an opinion. What an attention whore!
Point 5. Like EvilEddy said, a picture of your fake tits will suffice… nothing more (notice I assume they’re fake. Your face looks fake so naturally you tits must be too not ignoring the fact that you’re an obvious attention whore and we all know where they end up…. Plastic surgery because they were teased about being ugly or having small breasts through high school).
You’re so vain.
Like most of todays women. Some guy wants to screw and they tell you anything you want to hear. You think because you they want to bang you that you must be hot.
If you life for one more minute then you have outlived your youthful beauty. Looks like you fell from the fugly tree.
Without the help of make up you would certainly make a nice scarecrow.
Some young horny guys on the net rate you high only because everything looks good at the moment.
Hot or not?
I heard about that site on SomethingAwful.com. Heard they got minors all over the place - and have an age limit of 12, I believe. Is that where the ‘gently caress’ came from?
By the way, it’s good to see a gurl who doesn’t have to hide behind her gender in the face of an actual debate. But hey, if you’ve got it, disguise your absent character with it. I mean, you like can’t do a man’s job but you can like get a man’s pay. Oh, wait, that’s right, you aren’t drafted, don’t have to fight on the front lines if you kinda sorta feel like it, have a double-standard just so you can, like, be a police-gurl!1!!1!
But hey, your body may be inferior, but it does have titties.
Ah, yes, the internet says argument. Well, I sure hope you are flattered at beating out 9-year-olds and teenagers. And it’s also good to see that men, like totally are more ADD than gurlz. They can’t even stay on like one topic.
Thank you for another honest opinion. But hey - I only ever promised 85% attractiveness to all of you.
FYI, behind the scenes (I’m sure you’ve never been shallow enough to post a picture there yourself) the site tells me I’m currently hotter than 84% of everyone there. So, after the rest of these guys have been kind enough to offer their honest vote and drop me from a 9 to an 8.6 (I can also see the number of people who’ve rated me and it’s mysteriously jumped since yesterday) I’m AM one percentage point off my estimate. This is acceptable to me.
The margin of error that is - my rating is not that big a deal for me, actually (that will not be believable to you). Being attractive is just one more tool in an arsenal that allows one to deal to with life and I was smart well before I was ever pretty. And hopefully I’ll outlive my youthful beauty as well and diminish into unattractive, wise old age. :)
But while you’ve got it, flaunt it, I say!
I’m bored.
P Coderch
Thanks for dismounting off that high horse but it seems you are at it again.
In all honesty, you are not hot. I dont like to chase this point further I should. I know this is a very subjective personal thing. Coming from me, you arent hot or pretty. In all seriousness.
uh… like I said, Irish, freckles, and a red-head. My post was 100% on. Of course, I knew that when I wrote it, even though Catherine didn’t.
MORE PICS OF CATHERINE.. SPECIFICALLY AROUND THE CHEST AND GROIN AREA AND MAYBE ONE OF HER BENDING OVER WEARING RUBBER FISHING BOOTS AND A MEAT HAT.. THANK YOU
I suggest just for the hell of it we knock Catherine off of her high horse (the juvenile attempting to convince herself that she indeed is hot) and all rate her not. That should put a katana sword in her already deflated opinion of herself.
*shudder* fuck that picture scares me.
He types actually.
By the way, how much cosmetic surgery have you done? Look worse than Michael Jackson.
Catherine, why didn’t you tell us you were a transsexual?
-Dick
An effect??? Jesus these women think a picture is gonna vindicate them from their stupidity… LOL! Typical woman! The only effect it had on me was regret Catherine putting it up in the first place… WHAT A M.I.L.F and a blotch on the menarebetterthanwomen site! Say Catherine why would it have more of an effect than anything you’ve said? Because now we have a face to add to the retarditorium of remarks you spewed? Sorry dear. NO EFFECT AT ALL.
See - I told you! Dick finally speaks. :) Men.
Catherine, why didn’t you tell us you were a transsexual?
-Dick
Because you are men I know this picture will probably have more of an effect than anything I’ve said, and it is therefore my final parting shot.
Here you go:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=EEGLOSR&key=YWS
This picture is of me, taken on last Saturday.
Knock yourselves out with the radio button labeled “1″. But I’ll still know I’m hot.
sonyad - not quite my ass, but it’ll have to do. :)
You have 24 hours before that link self-destructs.
Saved by Dick
My family and I were at the coast the other weekend at one of our favorite bookstores. I was looking for stuff on men’s issues, of course, and they had about 6 books total *rolls eyes*.
Anyway, in the feminism section, they had a book by Germaine Greer. I called my son over, explained to him who she was, what she said about Steve-The-Crocodile-Hunter (that’s his name in our house), and told him how much she likes to take semi-nude pics of pre-pubescent boys.
We both gave the book the finger, gave each other a high-five, and left the area :)
And fails.
Hoorah!
And fails.