Greatness Comes in Inches
Greatness Comes in Inches. That’s a bit of subtle penis humor for you, but it’s also true.
Being an inch short for a roller coaster means waiting a year to try again. Missing Hitler by an inch with your 1903 Springfield sniper rifle means your kids are playing Wolfenstein with German keyboards. If the milkman had missed Lynne Spears’ vagina by an inch, there would be no Britney.
Anal is the only form of birth control shown to be 100% effective. Even abstinence failed once.
In the case of IQ, science has shown men to be smarter than women by mere inches. Even though women act like retarded monkeys, they don’t test like them. Still, what does “mere inches” actually look like? I’ll bet it’s fucking enormous.
That’s another bit of subtle penis humor for you.
Men have more grey matter in their brains than women. Man scientists proved it and I brought it to you like Moses under a hail of feminist denial. Men have statistically higher IQs and are statistically more often geniuses. Once again, man science proved it and I repeated it. I also shut that fat bitch’s yap on Dr. Phil.
Men are better than women.
The following graph is a combination of different studies done on adult intelligence. On average, men are five IQ points smarter than women. Male intelligence is also more widely distributed than women, meaning that men are more likely to vary from the average intelligence of 103. Women, with their ability to interpret everything wrong and in their favor, claim this wider distribution to be proof that men are more often geniuses and more often idiots.
Wrong.
Also, women say that five IQ points is not really a big deal.
Let’s see just how big of a deal 5 IQ points are. This is how you take math and shove it up women’s ass.
I’ll be the first to admit, when the average intelligence levels of men and women are graphed with a bunch of boring lines and a boring piss yellow background, it doesn’t look like a big deal. But look at what happened after I colored it in.
All of the sudden, women look dumb as shit.
The Wave of Genius
Women are dumb as shit. That gigantic blue curtain up there that hovers menacingly over women and their stupidity like it’s waiting to show them how to press the big fucking green button on the fax machine that says “Fax” in order to fax something — or better yet, how to access a file on the shared network drive without moving it’s entire contents onto their local computer and then leaving for a three day weekend. That blue fuck-you is something I like to call the Wave of Genius.
The Wave of Genius is made up of mere inches, but it also gave us algebra and pesticides. “Mere inches” gave us irrigation, plumbing, bronze, the internet, airplanes and X-Ray machines. “Mere inches” gave us Caddyshack and it gave us this website. If men are consistently better than women by 5%, that means men invented and conceived of everything 5% faster than women.
Which means men created everything.
1% can be a huge number. Condoms fail 2% of the time when used perfectly, and that’s a big fucking percent. Trust me. 5%? I don’t even want to think about paying for five abortions. One is expensive enough.
Using advanced CSI photo analyzing techniques, I was able to take a closer look at the Wave of Genius. Look at what happened when I zoomed in on the massive gap between men and women at the 132 IQ range.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Enhance.
If you’re surprised by that, you’re a woman. Fuck off my website.
Thanks to Rodrigo de la Jara for the graph.
And thanks to Anonymous for this:
UPDATE:
Woman reading this article: “I can’t believe you put Isaac Newton in there in front of Jesus.”
Me: “That’s Einstein.”
Men are better than women.
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April 7th, 2008 at 10:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: aa8dcc4622a1c
Love it.
Made a Men Are Better Than Women widget for this site: http://www.widgetbox.com/widget/men-are-better-than-women
April 7th, 2008 at 10:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 24586e3eb9151
I can’t believe how offensive and outrageous this website is. I hate it and what it stands for.
But at the same time I love it. Even if your points are blown way out of proportion, they have some truth to it. We men can personally relate to the stuff you say, despite it being grossly exaggerated and biased. It’s as if you’re both a demon and a prophet.
I think I’ll bookmark it, despite it being as terrible and hateful as it is.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 836cbf5206bca
Your a legend. That bitch got owned on Dr. Phil.
I think you should write a segment on women comedians and how bad they are at it. They are not funny at all, I hate when they try to be humorous.
“Hit the treadmill” - Dick
April 7th, 2008 at 10:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 092c44fa68c3a
Dick Masterson- you poor, pathetic excuse for a waste of sperm…I pity you. And somehow, I find myself agreeing with you on the basis that some women are ignorant… as the ignorant ass woman that birthed you had clearly never heard of “Plan B” or an abortion, which is the only acceptable reason for why you’re still here. Burn in a fiery hellblaze asshole.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: b4b8228ead6c0
Dude, this was fucking awesome. Keep up the hate lol.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
is it that time of the month?
April 7th, 2008 at 11:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4237cdd4cff62
That’s just something they use as a excuse. Unless month got redefined as 24/7, that is.
April 8th, 2008 at 12:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 836cbf5206bca
Have you learned nothing from this site, its not hate its just pure facts that tell the truth. Minus man points for you.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:36 am - IP Man-Hash: b809a43993015
“Anal is the only form of birth control shown to be 100% effective.”
Shame it’s not true. Actually, anal is far less effective at birth control than the pill. Semen leakage and all.
Bummer, I know. (Pun intended.)
April 8th, 2008 at 2:48 am - IP Man-Hash: f92b33fd4370e
Evolutionary logic says Men are Better than Women. It doesn’t matter what women want to be, only what they have been.
Historically, and indeed prehistorically, what did men have to do to ensure their genes persevered? They had to fight off predators, and each other, find food, shelter, improve the methods by which they killed each other to give them an edge over other men; had to find a mate, keep a mate, and then ensure the survival of any offspring by repeating any of the above; and into the future, they were the breadwinners, they got educations, got jobs, invented things, all to ensure the continuation of their genetic lineage.
Conversely, throughout all of their existence, what have human women had to do? They have had to be smart too, but in their own special way - the only intelligence that has benefited them is that which allows them to convince a man to fuck them, and stick around to protect the offspring. This gives them certain advantages in the areas of manipulation, deceit, making themselves look good, seduction etc.
History tells us women have never NEEDED to be intelligent in the more objective sense in which we use the word today, and evolution confirms that a lack of NEED is a lack of OCCURENCE. There is no need for women to be offended. We all once shared the realisation that we were decended from apes. Women are in for another such realisation. Perhaps one day men will have a similarly gender-specific disillusionment, but I doubt it… You know why?
Because Men are Better than Women.
April 8th, 2008 at 3:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 6001870f68dce
if you go to womenarebetterthanmen.com it comes back to your website. Afraid of a possible counter-attack?
April 8th, 2008 at 3:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truck load of manholes?
You can’t unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitch fork!
Whats harder then nailing a manhole to a fence?
My dick while I’m doing it.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:29 am - IP Man-Hash: ce922c05ac69e
Man, you are so right! women cannot take risks, they cannot drive, all great thinkers and great minds of all times were men! One can say women never had opportunities in the past and I will give a discount. So, name a great woman, a thinker, a philosopher a great scientist, a researcher, a composer, fuck, anything in the last 50 years!
April 8th, 2008 at 4:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 5aa841e2a0b4e
She also spelled issac wrong. It’s isaac newton.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 91ea4aa0b0ce6
Yeah, I’m Diane. I am indeed female. And I found this hilarious. But I found some comments made by people UNCALLED FOR, and RIDICULOUS. Women… Are retarded. That is why, you made this website. Clearly. I didn’t have to say that… But ya know… But there are a lot of women, that actually have done things. Things worthwhile. And I think you need to acknowledge THEM. Instead of acknowledging the stupid whores and prostitutes that you do acknowledge. Acklowledge the ones that matter. Acknowledge the ones I would consider as people. There have been women authors, artists, poets, doctors, scientists! And they were all wonderful! Consider them above the ones that you are mentioning. Oh, and you’re funny, but you suck ass. Lol, I’m only 13, and I’m saying this. I feel awkward. =_=
April 8th, 2008 at 5:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b
Joan, why does a woman’s solution to something she doesn’t like involve killing babies?
-Solomon
April 8th, 2008 at 5:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
Do that. Check out the forum too. Read the real discussions here and there. Oftentime they rise well above the fray.
Interestingly the “fray” consistantly revolves around women coming here, even though specifically asked not to, to express their outrage that somebody has the audacity to dirty their wiped and deodorised pedestals.
How dare men try to have a space in which to conduct discussion without being supervised by their owners.
No need to feel awkward.
The basic premise here is that men do better at pretty much everthing. That’s actually the provable part especially at the extreme ends of human endeavour.
Dick’s rants are designed to deter women from interrupting our discussions. Unfortunately too many women can’t take a hint and simply stay away. They seem compelled to stick their beaks in where not wanted and the result is as you see. Complete disruption.
Personally I can’t see why they’d want to engage in a place where they’re clearly not welcome. I’m certainly not inclined to do that myself. They then compound it by entering obnoxiously and are surprised and offended when others are rude to them?
Young lady you did vey well in the scheme of things. Your older sisters can learn from you.
April 8th, 2008 at 5:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 0e068474e1110
13 year old girls should not be looking at websites like this. It will turn them into feminists.
5% higher IQ does not mean 5% more intelligence.
Someone with 200 IQ is not twice as smart as someone with 100 IQ - he is maybe 1000x as smart, who knows really? IQ is a measure of frequency of occurance of various intelligence levels and correllates with intelligence, but is not a direct measure. The manpoint of all this…?
The point is 5% in IQ is more than 5% in ability and brain power. In addition to a high IQ, and genius needs a high MQ or Manliness Quotient.
The unfortunate fact is that men are being coerced into working themselves to death supporting ungrateful women. They do not appreciate men anymore because they believe they can do anything men can do. Do you know why?
The answer is because men make everything look so easy. We don’t groan and complain and blow our own trumpets all the time. We just get the job done quick and don’t expect any thanks or praise. For example, if a woman is somehow convinced to mow a lawn anybody would think she’d just dragged a 200 lb anvil up Mt. Everest the way she goes on and on about it.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 60223ba06c9f5
Your statement is false. The distribution of IQ scores for a population follows a normal error, or gaussian distribution, so is a relative measure of the ability to answer questions on the IQ test. This is likely to be highly corelated with intelligence.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 60223ba06c9f5
Jesus Christ–my own reference information that I gave to this site is being abused by Master Dick. Ah well.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 77ccaaa368e1c
“I also shut that fat bitch’s yap on Dr. Phil.”
…epic
April 8th, 2008 at 6:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
(sarc)
Germaine Greer?
Catharine MacKinnon
Valerie Solanos?
Andrea Dworkin
Paul McCartney’s ex?
Paris Hilton?
The Spice Girls
Madonna?¿?
Jolie
…
…
…
(/sarc)
April 8th, 2008 at 8:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b
@No Manhole, you’re parlee with commander scott looks to have inspired this post, congratulations. If you know of any other ways men are better than women feel free to leave Dick a message.
-Solomon
April 8th, 2008 at 8:32 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Well, in the words of former US Senator Jessie Helms: Thanks, I think.
Actually, despite some a few gross exaggerations which to some degree abuse the data presented (eg all women are dumb), basically Dick, as far as his interpretation of the graphs went, got it right. I feel the male genius wave hypothesis is reasonable.
However, as stated before, the large overall overlap of the curves suggests that for most of the human population (eg 95% of us) the intelligence of males and females is about the same.
What Dick failed to mention is that women have more white matter than men and recent studies suggest that gender-based intelligence is localized to different parts of the brain, so what’s missing in women anatomically (gray matter) may not mean very much in terms of their intelligence, b/c womens intelligence is more localized to white matter.
Of course, we can leave it to commander Scott to take credit for this genius wave observation despite the fact he largely misinterpreted the data in the graphs originally.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 5c8336b56fb06
Ann Rynd?
April 8th, 2008 at 8:37 am - IP Man-Hash: a91ea80ff21af
She doesn’t get it…she just doesn’t get it. Keep up the awesome work. As a Christian, I’m also not offended by ol’ “Isaac Newton” being in front of Jesus. Women are indeed, something else.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b
Grey matter, white matter, what does it matter. The end result is the same, men are smarter than women.
-Solomon
April 8th, 2008 at 8:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 839398b767971
WOW!I just watched your video and I had to check out this site, and I am loving every bit of it! It’s totally incredible!!!!
April 8th, 2008 at 8:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 5c8336b56fb06
aw man. i totally misspelled her name. how awful. Ayn Rand.
she qualifies as a great thinker/philsopher/author etc.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:48 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Not quite. IQ tests may only measure “male intelligence” based on gray matter abilities. New testing may develop to assess both gray and white matter strengths, so as to weather men have a higher “g” factor than women, the jury is still out. Also, despite the fact that men have, on average, a 5 IQ pt ability above women, obviously does not mean that all women have IQ’s 5 pts lower than men.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:03 am - IP Man-Hash: f684b73bbe90a
I bet Mr. Masterson has a tiny dick! That’s why he hates women, he can’t ever please them, puss.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 38dfa3925cedc
I just spermed on my own chest thinking about all these men getting hot and sweaty! I wanna slide my penis into everyone of you and make you feel like a woman! Who wants to hook up with me? My number is 519-591-0846. Call me and tell me what you wanna do to me baby!!
April 8th, 2008 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 036dd56e5c64c
[...] Greatness Comes in Inches Interesting read. [...]
April 8th, 2008 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e71b25cb13aa
And five bucks says you haven’t gotten laid in at least a decade.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:19 am - IP Man-Hash: e77736627def7
omg, I burst out laughing when u pwned her on the tv. “if you hit the treadmill a little bit more often you would of been in the front!” awesome site! :D
April 8th, 2008 at 10:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 9a9d43247080e
im not even going to bother trying to change your mind, or any other person hard headed enough to beleive this crap, but what i will say is:
you can say your better then me all you want…but when it comes down to it, my genitals give me more power than yours do, and i dont even use them to get it
April 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 836cbf5206bca
Love when women come on here disguised as men. You are still only a stupid women, bitches.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:43 am - IP Man-Hash: edff76863d717
I felt myself compelled to write something here.
We all know how there are more women in the world than men…
…And yet they still don’t measure up! Even with as many women as there are in the world they still manage to fail at everything. It truly is a testament to the greatness of men.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:45 am - IP Man-Hash: edff76863d717
Well, not everything. They do pretty well for themselves in the area of bitching and being awful drivers.
Thought I’d elaborate on my previous statement there.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 034699b02e9ac
As you said, everything was created by the man (males), even IQ tests. That’s probably the reason why males are better in IQ tests.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 25c303790cc4d
Your site is a Maddox rip-off. He’s funnier though.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:59 am - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
Please jump of a bridge.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 70fe589b14ff0
Explain to me why people like yourself seem to inhabit inside of a fantasy world where only the facts that you feel are relative to your beliefs are worthy of mentioning, and anything that contradicts those beliefs are just merely swept under the rug? It’s people like yourself with your one-track minds who initially destroy any sense of mental and social evolution that human beings can eventually attain. Willful ignorance is not the way to go in life, be it as a result of religion, race, or even gender identification.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 70fe589b14ff0
Yes, because a man can’t rationalize that this is completely ignorant… hell isn’t that a contradiction? A female is able to spot exactly how irrational this concept is better than a man can?
April 8th, 2008 at 11:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 360d5042bfa42
Anal used as a method of birth control has an 8% failure rate amongst couples. Should do your research better.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85
Beat you to the punch cupcake. You’re stupid, pointless website got owned before you even thought of it.
Men are better than women. Get it?
April 8th, 2008 at 11:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 5c8336b56fb06
really?
uh oh.
ha!
just kidding.
April 8th, 2008 at 12:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: e7069ba8fa491
All I can say is “wow!”. Here is a guy who said,’How can I tap into the largest market in the world and come out a millionaire the fastest?’ Easy, find the largest market (women) and piss them off. The funniest thing is that so many people play into it. Genuis, pure and simple. Laugh all the way to the bank my friend. Laugh all the way to the bank. Good luck and take care.
April 8th, 2008 at 1:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: a3ab80e826d74
you really are a shitead =/
in all seriousness, i bet you dont think men are better than women one bit, youre just doing for the money
…..fag
April 8th, 2008 at 1:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbadcd65f3f9f
And because men are SO much greater than women…..
All wars are started by men
Over 90% of prison inmates are men
The list can go on for eternity but you get my idea.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: e0c9d0952b8b9
Shouldn’t that be ‘loving every inch of it’?
Perhaps apocryphal but once told about a chick in an office asked to fax something. Man gets called by client demanding to know why hundreds of the same invoice was fucking his fax machine.
Man goes and finds chick still faxing. On being asked why she replies, “the fax must be broken, the piece of paper keeps coming back.”
Man kills chick.
April 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 486c07e41c4d8
while I believe that male dominance has given men the advantage of invention. I do have to agree with the whole message of the site. While at this point of history, men have done more over the past 3000 years and have maintained control all that time. Women seem to use cheap insults to defend their insecurities. Grow up women and get with the program. Either you really take the time and listen to the world’s needs or just shut up because nobody wants to hear a troll when they don’t have anything to back them up. Get involved. Compete within the market not between genders. Life is so much more fulfilling when you do something right. Don’t bring up the accomplishments of others. Focus on yourself because, while this guy might come off as a jerk. There are good reasons for his argument. They used to say that girls matured faster than boys but it seems that at a certain age their maturity plateaus. Maybe this site is a wake up call for you girls to start living your lives on your own and stop putting the blame on easy targets.
April 8th, 2008 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: f960cdd2b88d0
Notice how all the women immediately start calling the author gay and attempt to make fun of his sex life. Once again Dick is 100% correct.
April 8th, 2008 at 3:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 17913c1a72f86
**********Reality****************
From a guy: Hey this Is a dude here telling you that you are a F*cking moron. This must be some kind of plublicity stunt, because no man is going to go on national TV(Dr. Phill) to tell all women that they are whores. You are such a player(…Not), you must be gay because that is the only way any dude would volunteer to be the most hated man by every woman in America. You said all women are good for are making babies. You do realize that women make up half of our Population, retard. So if you laid every woman off their job and sent them home for baby make’n, what to do you think would happen? The world would come to a friggen stop. What the hell are you trying to prove? That men have achieved a lot more then women, sure as the sky is blue, Who cares? Women are women, deal with it or you are going to be one lonely mother f*cker.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2a7a2b4067b0c
You’re too egocentric. You’re an example of what kind of people that should die. Nobody should even listen to your opinions.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5e5335e3da8e7
OMFG thank you, this website though extreamly biased is hilarious, and the sad thing is - some - of the stuff here is true, and i loved how you pwned that fat stupid lady, keep up the work
April 8th, 2008 at 7:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: d8240145bca1b
obviously, only real men wear their sunglasses inside.
you’re have just as much estrogen as women, fashionista queer
April 8th, 2008 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: d8240145bca1b
i meant “you”, but the grammar on this site from the author alone is appalling enough that i don’t think it matters
April 8th, 2008 at 7:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
Tell that to feminists.
Correct. In a universe where only men really DO ANYTHING it is only men who can stuff up.
Actually the world would not stop.
However if men all downed tools our civilisation would be unlikely to last a fortnight.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8eed712ea333d
This is absolutely hilarious. Your site is incredibly chauvinistic, but thats where the humor lies. You can either get insulted or just accept this for the type of comedy its supposed to be. Everyone needs to calm down and realize that this is just one big exaggerated joke. You just sold yourself a book mister, please, write more!
April 8th, 2008 at 10:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 67caec8fb3425
It’s no joke.. Women suck as people and you know it..
Truth is not smoething women enjoy.
I read that years ago IQ test were much different and women scored extremely low. So they changed them to help women score higher but men still outscore them.
Even women that made it into mensa still manage to bump into walls on a regular basis. They’re still are ignorant as hell.
You can’t measure common sense and that is what women lack.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:55 am - IP Man-Hash: be95865568870
Lol, this site is awesome. I’m not sure if I should take you seriously or not. No matter I suppose, it’s still interesting and hilarious either way.
April 9th, 2008 at 6:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 21b6ef3e0a30a
I noticed this.
Men seem to make the biggest impact. Whether they be the greatest evil, or the greatest good. Women seem to be too scared or …incapable… of venturing out of the mediocre middle.
April 9th, 2008 at 7:54 am -