Greatness Comes in Inches
Greatness Comes in Inches. That’s a bit of subtle penis humor for you, but it’s also true.
Being an inch short for a roller coaster means waiting a year to try again. Missing Hitler by an inch with your 1903 Springfield sniper rifle means your kids are playing Wolfenstein with German keyboards. If the milkman had missed Lynne Spears’ vagina by an inch, there would be no Britney.
Anal is the only form of birth control shown to be 100% effective. Even abstinence failed once.
In the case of IQ, science has shown men to be smarter than women by mere inches. Even though women act like retarded monkeys, they don’t test like them. Still, what does “mere inches” actually look like? I’ll bet it’s fucking enormous.
That’s another bit of subtle penis humor for you.
Men have more grey matter in their brains than women. Man scientists proved it and I brought it to you like Moses under a hail of feminist denial. Men have statistically higher IQs and are statistically more often geniuses. Once again, man science proved it and I repeated it. I also shut that fat bitch’s yap on Dr. Phil.
Men are better than women.
The following graph is a combination of different studies done on adult intelligence. On average, men are five IQ points smarter than women. Male intelligence is also more widely distributed than women, meaning that men are more likely to vary from the average intelligence of 103. Women, with their ability to interpret everything wrong and in their favor, claim this wider distribution to be proof that men are more often geniuses and more often idiots.
Wrong.
Also, women say that five IQ points is not really a big deal.
Let’s see just how big of a deal 5 IQ points are. This is how you take math and shove it up women’s ass.
I’ll be the first to admit, when the average intelligence levels of men and women are graphed with a bunch of boring lines and a boring piss yellow background, it doesn’t look like a big deal. But look at what happened after I colored it in.
All of the sudden, women look dumb as shit.
The Wave of Genius
Women are dumb as shit. That gigantic blue curtain up there that hovers menacingly over women and their stupidity like it’s waiting to show them how to press the big fucking green button on the fax machine that says “Fax” in order to fax something — or better yet, how to access a file on the shared network drive without moving it’s entire contents onto their local computer and then leaving for a three day weekend. That blue fuck-you is something I like to call the Wave of Genius.
The Wave of Genius is made up of mere inches, but it also gave us algebra and pesticides. “Mere inches” gave us irrigation, plumbing, bronze, the internet, airplanes and X-Ray machines. “Mere inches” gave us Caddyshack and it gave us this website. If men are consistently better than women by 5%, that means men invented and conceived of everything 5% faster than women.
Which means men created everything.
1% can be a huge number. Condoms fail 2% of the time when used perfectly, and that’s a big fucking percent. Trust me. 5%? I don’t even want to think about paying for five abortions. One is expensive enough.
Using advanced CSI photo analyzing techniques, I was able to take a closer look at the Wave of Genius. Look at what happened when I zoomed in on the massive gap between men and women at the 132 IQ range.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Enhance.
If you’re surprised by that, you’re a woman. Fuck off my website.
Thanks to Rodrigo de la Jara for the graph.
And thanks to Anonymous for this:
UPDATE:
Woman reading this article: “I can’t believe you put Isaac Newton in there in front of Jesus.”
Me: “That’s Einstein.”
Men are better than women.
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You must confess its pretty easy to imagine you in a beer-hall like putsch.
Manhole can’t even keep me out of her faggot mouth or thoughts in my abscence.
Dear Commander Scott:
Would you please stop distorting scientific facts and lying in your posts? Your help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you, No Manhole.
Dear Dick,
Would you please kindly tell that ignorant Yankee Anglo-fuck on a cheeseburger-restricted diet (Miss Manhole) to get the fuck off this site? Your help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
Listen here, you asexually reproducing, 3′ 5″, 350-lb australopethicus hairy-assed submissive to Mistress Alexis, while she’s playing Van Halen I as she lashes you: There’s a cell in San Quentin with your name on it, where you will have plenty of time to write your personal “Mein Kampf”, and instead of saying you desire to annex Austria for your first sentence in your tedious, unpublishable tome, it, will be, no doubt, that all anglo-american women must die. Much like Charles Manson, you’ll engrave a swatiska on your forehead, and never be released on parole. In light of your poor physical composition, you won’t stand a chance if some angry immate named Bubba decides to make you his bitch, but then again this is unlikely to happen as your SO FRIGIN’ UGLY!!!!
Despite your purported brilliance, your are remarkably uncreative, Commander. No doubt the only job you could possibly hold is the book stacker at your local public library. Pathetic indeed.
Miss Manhole: it’s Happy Meal hour at McDonalds again. I strongly suggest that you go suck on another cheeseburger, you 300 lb Yankee Anglo-fuck with a B.S. in bullshitting. It’s moronic Anglo-cunt lard buckets such as yourself, perennially mooching off those spineless bank accounts you call husbands, who are giving generation after generation of red-blooded American males such a bad reputation around the world. As a matter of fact, over 95% of the women in places like Canada, Australia, the United States and Great Britain are sick, retarded cunts who each deserve a bullet with their own name on it. Do this site a favour and go hang yourself, you overweight Yankee cunt life-support system!
Do you want some ketchup with those fries? Yankee fuckface.
I knew you’d take credit for this, you arrogant “I-have-an-IQ-of-150″ fuck-tard. Maybe you, SOTS, and Dick can get together at some sleazy hotel lounge in downtown Los Angeles and have a modern-day Beer Hall-like Putsch. Then you can scrawl your tired, pathetic polemics behind bars at a San Quentin restroom.
Mr. Dick Masterson,
I can see that the inspiration for this blog is directly based on my somewhat lengthy defense of male intellectual superiority against the lesser evolved minds of certain women who patrol this site. Well, I’m glad my philosophical discussion of female intellectual inferiority has been of tremendous value to you. As a man, I salute you!
HEIL MASTERSON! HEIL DER FUEHRER MASTERSON!
What you say makes absolutely no sense at all. Women are just as smart as men. At my school alone there was a girl who got 100% on her ACT’s. You must not know very many women to think so low of them. Even if the only women you have known weren’t the best it’s unfair to just use them as your example for ALL women. Just because there are a lot of asshole men doesn’t mean all men are assholes. Just because there are stupid women doesn’t mean all women are stupid. Get the correlation?
Oh and how come you say you’re classy yet you curse so often? It really isn’t necessary, if you’re serious about your point, you only make yourself sound a lot less educated and it makes it harder for people to take you seriously.
You speak the truth, and your words open a few doors for my mind. Thank you.
Thank you.
HAHA! Simply fucking great.
It seems to me that that the “default” argument women have against this website is that the men sharing the same view are bitter that they are unable to get a woman.
I’m sorry… But that makes as much sense as a white supremacist saying they hate blacks because they want to be black.
Disliking something because it’s inaccessable is a distinctly female behavior. I don’t know how many times I’ve heard women say they “hate” a man that recently broke up with them.
In all truth, men that are desperately in love with women end up having less sex. Is it attractive for a man you’re dating to constantly call you saying how much they adore you? How about wanting to spend every available second by your side? No. These are not male characteristics.
@cop stash- I did a little further research and learned that the whiptail reproduction is considered asexual. The reason is that although a female mounts another female, the other individual does not contribute genetic information (DNA) to the mother who has the egg that will become offspring. Apparently, this egg will undergo parthenogenesis to become an offspring. So although there is courtship between females all the DNA comes from only one individual, so its considered asexual.
The Arabs are only filling a niche requisite in society that white males are cowering from in record numbers.
I corrected this, dip-shit. You want to add some information here. Dont bull-shit now.
Your point is a good one, and hopefully you will get the opinion of other posters. Your point is, as far as I can tell, why don’t asexually reproducing creatures overrun sexually reproducing creatures? I’m not exactly sure, but now I recall that Matt Ridley in his book has a whole chapter devoted to this question and related issues in his book “The Red Queen”.
I know with humans that asexual reproduction would be dangerous for our species. The belief is if you have some kind of deadly virus that escapes from the jungles of Congo, it will never have complete 100% mortality. The reason is though to be the mixing of components of the immune system from both mother and father to a child that will be “co-dominant” for both sets of genes, in other words, the child has the advantages of both parents. Different individuals in the population have different kinds of biochemical advantages, so there will always be a few select number of humans left surviving a plague, ala “The Stand”. I guess this would apply to lizards as well as I recall they have immune systems that are almost as complex as ours.
ITS HALF A BILLION>>>DUMBASS
Commander Scott
P.S.
You don’t need to correct yourself as I am not going to pick at your info/grammer. I got the point of what you were saying. (I hate it when people do that!)
Yeah, I also read that these lizards will not evolve because of the way they reproduce. But doesn’t “survival of the fittest” apply at least most of the time? Why would a species evolve in such a way that is not benificial? I know its not the first time it has happened, but it still makes for a good conversation. Anyway, thanks for your thoughtful response, no manhole, you seem to be a smart guy.