Greatness Comes in Inches
Greatness Comes in Inches. That’s a bit of subtle penis humor for you, but it’s also true.
Being an inch short for a roller coaster means waiting a year to try again. Missing Hitler by an inch with your 1903 Springfield sniper rifle means your kids are playing Wolfenstein with German keyboards. If the milkman had missed Lynne Spears’ vagina by an inch, there would be no Britney.
Anal is the only form of birth control shown to be 100% effective. Even abstinence failed once.
In the case of IQ, science has shown men to be smarter than women by mere inches. Even though women act like retarded monkeys, they don’t test like them. Still, what does “mere inches” actually look like? I’ll bet it’s fucking enormous.
That’s another bit of subtle penis humor for you.
Men have more grey matter in their brains than women. Man scientists proved it and I brought it to you like Moses under a hail of feminist denial. Men have statistically higher IQs and are statistically more often geniuses. Once again, man science proved it and I repeated it. I also shut that fat bitch’s yap on Dr. Phil.
Men are better than women.
The following graph is a combination of different studies done on adult intelligence. On average, men are five IQ points smarter than women. Male intelligence is also more widely distributed than women, meaning that men are more likely to vary from the average intelligence of 103. Women, with their ability to interpret everything wrong and in their favor, claim this wider distribution to be proof that men are more often geniuses and more often idiots.
Wrong.
Also, women say that five IQ points is not really a big deal.
Let’s see just how big of a deal 5 IQ points are. This is how you take math and shove it up women’s ass.
I’ll be the first to admit, when the average intelligence levels of men and women are graphed with a bunch of boring lines and a boring piss yellow background, it doesn’t look like a big deal. But look at what happened after I colored it in.
All of the sudden, women look dumb as shit.
The Wave of Genius
Women are dumb as shit. That gigantic blue curtain up there that hovers menacingly over women and their stupidity like it’s waiting to show them how to press the big fucking green button on the fax machine that says “Fax” in order to fax something — or better yet, how to access a file on the shared network drive without moving it’s entire contents onto their local computer and then leaving for a three day weekend. That blue fuck-you is something I like to call the Wave of Genius.
The Wave of Genius is made up of mere inches, but it also gave us algebra and pesticides. “Mere inches” gave us irrigation, plumbing, bronze, the internet, airplanes and X-Ray machines. “Mere inches” gave us Caddyshack and it gave us this website. If men are consistently better than women by 5%, that means men invented and conceived of everything 5% faster than women.
Which means men created everything.
1% can be a huge number. Condoms fail 2% of the time when used perfectly, and that’s a big fucking percent. Trust me. 5%? I don’t even want to think about paying for five abortions. One is expensive enough.
Using advanced CSI photo analyzing techniques, I was able to take a closer look at the Wave of Genius. Look at what happened when I zoomed in on the massive gap between men and women at the 132 IQ range.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Enhance.
If you’re surprised by that, you’re a woman. Fuck off my website.
Thanks to Rodrigo de la Jara for the graph.
And thanks to Anonymous for this:
UPDATE:
Woman reading this article: “I can’t believe you put Isaac Newton in there in front of Jesus.”
Me: “That’s Einstein.”
Men are better than women.
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April 7th, 2008 at 10:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: aa8dcc4622a1c
Love it.
Made a Men Are Better Than Women widget for this site: http://www.widgetbox.com/widget/men-are-better-than-women
April 7th, 2008 at 10:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 24586e3eb9151
I can’t believe how offensive and outrageous this website is. I hate it and what it stands for.
But at the same time I love it. Even if your points are blown way out of proportion, they have some truth to it. We men can personally relate to the stuff you say, despite it being grossly exaggerated and biased. It’s as if you’re both a demon and a prophet.
I think I’ll bookmark it, despite it being as terrible and hateful as it is.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 836cbf5206bca
Your a legend. That bitch got owned on Dr. Phil.
I think you should write a segment on women comedians and how bad they are at it. They are not funny at all, I hate when they try to be humorous.
“Hit the treadmill” - Dick
April 7th, 2008 at 10:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 092c44fa68c3a
Dick Masterson- you poor, pathetic excuse for a waste of sperm…I pity you. And somehow, I find myself agreeing with you on the basis that some women are ignorant… as the ignorant ass woman that birthed you had clearly never heard of “Plan B” or an abortion, which is the only acceptable reason for why you’re still here. Burn in a fiery hellblaze asshole.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: b4b8228ead6c0
Dude, this was fucking awesome. Keep up the hate lol.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
is it that time of the month?
April 7th, 2008 at 11:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4237cdd4cff62
That’s just something they use as a excuse. Unless month got redefined as 24/7, that is.
April 8th, 2008 at 12:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 836cbf5206bca
Have you learned nothing from this site, its not hate its just pure facts that tell the truth. Minus man points for you.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:36 am - IP Man-Hash: b809a43993015
“Anal is the only form of birth control shown to be 100% effective.”
Shame it’s not true. Actually, anal is far less effective at birth control than the pill. Semen leakage and all.
Bummer, I know. (Pun intended.)
April 8th, 2008 at 2:48 am - IP Man-Hash: f92b33fd4370e
Evolutionary logic says Men are Better than Women. It doesn’t matter what women want to be, only what they have been.
Historically, and indeed prehistorically, what did men have to do to ensure their genes persevered? They had to fight off predators, and each other, find food, shelter, improve the methods by which they killed each other to give them an edge over other men; had to find a mate, keep a mate, and then ensure the survival of any offspring by repeating any of the above; and into the future, they were the breadwinners, they got educations, got jobs, invented things, all to ensure the continuation of their genetic lineage.
Conversely, throughout all of their existence, what have human women had to do? They have had to be smart too, but in their own special way - the only intelligence that has benefited them is that which allows them to convince a man to fuck them, and stick around to protect the offspring. This gives them certain advantages in the areas of manipulation, deceit, making themselves look good, seduction etc.
History tells us women have never NEEDED to be intelligent in the more objective sense in which we use the word today, and evolution confirms that a lack of NEED is a lack of OCCURENCE. There is no need for women to be offended. We all once shared the realisation that we were decended from apes. Women are in for another such realisation. Perhaps one day men will have a similarly gender-specific disillusionment, but I doubt it… You know why?
Because Men are Better than Women.
April 8th, 2008 at 3:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 6001870f68dce
if you go to womenarebetterthanmen.com it comes back to your website. Afraid of a possible counter-attack?
April 8th, 2008 at 3:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truck load of manholes?
You can’t unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitch fork!
Whats harder then nailing a manhole to a fence?
My dick while I’m doing it.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:29 am - IP Man-Hash: ce922c05ac69e
Man, you are so right! women cannot take risks, they cannot drive, all great thinkers and great minds of all times were men! One can say women never had opportunities in the past and I will give a discount. So, name a great woman, a thinker, a philosopher a great scientist, a researcher, a composer, fuck, anything in the last 50 years!
April 8th, 2008 at 4:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 5aa841e2a0b4e
She also spelled issac wrong. It’s isaac newton.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 91ea4aa0b0ce6
Yeah, I’m Diane. I am indeed female. And I found this hilarious. But I found some comments made by people UNCALLED FOR, and RIDICULOUS. Women… Are retarded. That is why, you made this website. Clearly. I didn’t have to say that… But ya know… But there are a lot of women, that actually have done things. Things worthwhile. And I think you need to acknowledge THEM. Instead of acknowledging the stupid whores and prostitutes that you do acknowledge. Acklowledge the ones that matter. Acknowledge the ones I would consider as people. There have been women authors, artists, poets, doctors, scientists! And they were all wonderful! Consider them above the ones that you are mentioning. Oh, and you’re funny, but you suck ass. Lol, I’m only 13, and I’m saying this. I feel awkward. =_=
April 8th, 2008 at 5:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b
Joan, why does a woman’s solution to something she doesn’t like involve killing babies?
-Solomon
April 8th, 2008 at 5:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
Do that. Check out the forum too. Read the real discussions here and there. Oftentime they rise well above the fray.
Interestingly the “fray” consistantly revolves around women coming here, even though specifically asked not to, to express their outrage that somebody has the audacity to dirty their wiped and deodorised pedestals.
How dare men try to have a space in which to conduct discussion without being supervised by their owners.
No need to feel awkward.
The basic premise here is that men do better at pretty much everthing. That’s actually the provable part especially at the extreme ends of human endeavour.
Dick’s rants are designed to deter women from interrupting our discussions. Unfortunately too many women can’t take a hint and simply stay away. They seem compelled to stick their beaks in where not wanted and the result is as you see. Complete disruption.
Personally I can’t see why they’d want to engage in a place where they’re clearly not welcome. I’m certainly not inclined to do that myself. They then compound it by entering obnoxiously and are surprised and offended when others are rude to them?
Young lady you did vey well in the scheme of things. Your older sisters can learn from you.
April 8th, 2008 at 5:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 0e068474e1110
13 year old girls should not be looking at websites like this. It will turn them into feminists.
5% higher IQ does not mean 5% more intelligence.
Someone with 200 IQ is not twice as smart as someone with 100 IQ - he is maybe 1000x as smart, who knows really? IQ is a measure of frequency of occurance of various intelligence levels and correllates with intelligence, but is not a direct measure. The manpoint of all this…?
The point is 5% in IQ is more than 5% in ability and brain power. In addition to a high IQ, and genius needs a high MQ or Manliness Quotient.
The unfortunate fact is that men are being coerced into working themselves to death supporting ungrateful women. They do not appreciate men anymore because they believe they can do anything men can do. Do you know why?
The answer is because men make everything look so easy. We don’t groan and complain and blow our own trumpets all the time. We just get the job done quick and don’t expect any thanks or praise. For example, if a woman is somehow convinced to mow a lawn anybody would think she’d just dragged a 200 lb anvil up Mt. Everest the way she goes on and on about it.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 60223ba06c9f5
Your statement is false. The distribution of IQ scores for a population follows a normal error, or gaussian distribution, so is a relative measure of the ability to answer questions on the IQ test. This is likely to be highly corelated with intelligence.