Comments on: 30 Feet of Awesome — The MABTW Billboard

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:46:58 +0000

How to pick up women in a bar???
Too easy. That’s why she’s THERE.

…..To be picked up.

Any guy who can’t pick up a woman in a bar, needs serious help.

Here is what I do:

When a women asks in the usual way “so what do you do?”(and they ALWAYS do – usually its the first thing she wants to know.)….. instead of punching the stupid, predictable, lame cunt in the head, NEVER GIVE A WOMAN A DIRECT ANSWER TO A QUESTION UNLESS IT IS “NO”.

SHE: “So what do you do?”

ME: “I’m an ass model”.

SHE: (laughs)

ME: “What. Don’t believe me? Go on FEEL it. You can bounce a quarter off this puppy!!”

Now she’s laughing and feeling my ass! Then I say “Hey! Get your hands off my ass or I’m gonna cry sexual harassment. Now go buy me a drink and apologize.”

She’s actually feeling my ass, buying me a drink and APOLOGIZING for it within 5 minutes of meeting her.

Doesn’t matter what you do for a living, if you answer a woman’s question directly, that would never happen.

NEVER GIVE A WOMAN A DIRECT ANSWER TO A QUESTION UNLESS IT IS “NO”.

That’s how you pick up women in a bar.

The RIGHT way.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

By: DarinaX

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By: david

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By: Amie

Amie — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:26:47 +0000

U R A HORRIBLE PERSON!! I HOPE YOU FIGURED THAT OUT!!!!

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:26:21 +0000

Men are THAN better women.com?

Are you implying that SOMEONE, possibly someone very close to the website is transgender? explains why that someone may hate women so very much.

Either that or your brain can’t comprehend sentance structure and prefers aesthetics of having it justified over legible. A rather Female sensibility wouldn’t you say? Maybe the designer has far too may female traits, and isn’t telling the whole truth

By: How to pick up women easily

How to pick up women easily — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:37:29 +0000

how to pick up women in a bar…

how to pick up women the right way…

By: Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:21:42 +0000

Roger, with your donation, that might just be possible.

-Dick

By: Roger Morgan

Roger Morgan — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 00:50:57 +0000

I am so tired of these retarded special privilege bitches downing good men. Every city in the USA should have one of your signs Dick ! FACT…

By: Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson — Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:26:34 +0000

That’s a shame. It’s so much fun to mix up letters like that.

I do agree that the wording needs work. I’ll post a few choices as we near the goal.

-Dick

By: wolfe

wolfe — Fri, 17 Mar 2006 03:21:56 +0000

Actually, that study was, I believe, debunked and is more or less a joke. That said, yes, there is obviously some truth; the question is does it apply to words. Maybe.

What about a MEN / are / better (written on a diagonal so the lower left takes up space before “than” and the upper right ‘ter’ takes up space after “are”) / than / WOMEN ?

Even as is, it’s not bad; eyecatching, certainly.

-wolfe

By: Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 17:27:26 +0000

Noted.

There’s been significant study into the workings of language processing in the brain that conclude a person can make sense of any word any way it is spelled, so long as it begins and ends with the correct letters. For example:

Ytedesray I wnet to the stroe.

You can observe this effect on pretty much every municipal poster in the London tube system. That’s what I was counting on.

-Dick

By: wolfe

wolfe — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 15:09:50 +0000

The manometer is gone!

I think I like the idea; it would certainly attract attention. That said, I hate to be the one to point this out, it does seem to read “Men are than better Women”. I can see why it’s worded that way for layout reasons, but I think it looses a good deal of its impact.

What about the fucking word Earth? You can’t spell Earth without H-E-R. Jesus. How’s that for affirmative action.

A crazy mixed up “HER”, but then that’s appropriate I guess.
-wolfe