Happy Mammorial Day!
I’ve chosen to honor this very manly holiday, Memorial Day 2008, in the manliest way possible.
Fuck parades. They’re for ladies. Fuck a day off work. Men love to work. Fuck a day-long war marathon on the History Channel. Every day should be a day-long war marathon on the History Channel.
To celebrate this memorial day in manful fashion, I bring you this:
Free tits.
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There are no such thing as free tits. Women may try to crap on Capitalism in a lot of ways, but when it comes to their tits, you will pay.
And pay up gladly, as you can prove all of their anti-capitalist crapola wrong by saying “Remember, that one time, when I got you to show me your tits for a dollar? Yup, Capitalism. I paid, I saw your tits. Game over.”
Or, the woman just exploited you for a dollar, works both ways.
Forget the textbooks on evolutionary psychology and the latest seduction manuals, the only people who profit from the writing of such rather anachronistic and superfluous materials are the people who produce them in the first place. I often find that the fastest way inside a woman’s pants is with either cold, hard cash or an extensive criminal record punctuated by acts of violent, psychopathic behaviour.
It’s nice to see that you found some manuals that explained women to you, john. I’m not surprised that you needed a bit of help.
Anglo-fag bullshit. I’ve forgotten more socio-biology than you will ever know.
Guys i understand all of you at sometime in your life have been hurt by women, frustrated, angered, or just don’t understand the way they act. Please read Sperm wars by Robin Baker, The Evolution of Desire David Bus, The Mystery Method:How to Get Beautiful Women Into Bed. And watch the free online Movie The Zeitgeist (skip the first 5 minute intro.) do all of this and i guarantee it will change your life.
It’s funny that you notice that sort of thing.
W=M
Wow Dick! You have better breasts than most girls!
Do you smoke a lot of weed or are you just plain retarted? Don’t answer that please ill just assume one or the other. Secondly, his name is Dick Masterson its written all over his web site and his book and they probably said it 200 times on Dr. phil (BTW -238979847 points for watching dr phil). Lastly, i just realized you are probably a woman because your post has no relevancy what so ever. go back in the kitchen and make some apple fucking pie or some shit.
TO the guy with the glases on doctor Phil:
Your not a fag, are you? With all you manly talk? You seem to like men more than women? Do you like touching men perhaps?
Isidore, the male version of Feminism is called Truth.
Well, war is fine as long as plenty of women are terminated.
I would like to know if you are mentally retarded. First of all, you shouldn’t be on this site. Second of all, who the in hell would call themselves a ho (HellHo)? Oh, and third of all, your joke made my top ten ridiculous attempts to be funny of all time. If you don’t like Dick Materson, then get of his website.
If Dick “got you” pregnant that means you laid there passively while he fucked you. Talk about overrated. Us men, who matter more than some passive fuck toy, matter more and we think its just fine.
Now go play with your dolls and pretend you will one day be happy.
Who hates women more? The guy who points out the reality of the situation with logic and humor or the over reacting shit head who uses a feminine term cunt to insult someone?
I think we see the real “cunt” and the name rhymes with Taylor Farsenth.
Dick Masterson got me pregnant! I have had the child!
I named it…
It’s name is…
Overrated.
You might want to check anti-misandry.com then Lady.
H’lo!
I wanted to say that I’m really quite glad to have found this site, not least because I find radicalism fascinating. My first question to my mother when I heard about feminism was ‘What’s the boy version called?’ I haven’t read through the whole site but I suspect being a man you will or already have come up with a suitably mantastic name - or not even bother because why would something so obvious even need a name beyond mabtw?
I hope this is the start of another radical movement, one that will put us on the path to real equality - which in my feminine way (and therefore, I’m sure, at the very least fumbling and clumsy if not downright stupid) I view as yin and yang rather than sameness. Sameness is boring.
this ones for jessie. you said “if women rule the world there’d be no war”???? do you know that the single biggest threat to human existance is overpopulation. wars just cull the population a bit. so in affect there a good thing. get your facts straight retard.
women are just jealous. your a funny fucker. ha ha ha ha. i totally agree with everything you believe in
Expect more and more of the best men to flee the Anglosphere…
Your website sickens me. You seriously need to get a real life, and stop spewing out useless trash about something you really don’t understand a damned thing about. You give men a bad name.
Go burn in hell, you cunt.
Go Fucking DIE U FUCKING CUNT!!!
No, actually while I first came here in 1983, I did not retire until 1997. I did spend December’s in Mexico City after 1989 when we bought the house there. After we retired, we started spending more time here in the mountains. I am still not 100%, since we go back every so many months due to family needs. I hate it there. I have stated going back is like being dropped off in Viet Nam in enemy territory by chopper, and told the chopper will be back in two weeks. The difference is the soldiers in VN got to shoot anything that menaced them.
When I cross the border at Reynosa going south, I am entering a true war zone. The drug gangs have turned that city into a virtual war zone. I let out a sigh of relief and motor down the highway, a big smile on my face, saluting the soldiers in the military checkpoints. I feel relief. If that sounds hard to believe, I have trouble believing it myself when I think about it…
Still, 8 months a year is better than nothing.
I do not think of it as abandoning my homeland. I honestly feel I am escaping Hell.
Not all men can expat. I think there are at least two things needed to be a successful expat.
One is, you must be relatively adaptable. Several years ago, my wife said something, I forget what it was. I smirked, and told her, “I am more Mexican than you are.”
Usually, she would have puffed all up at that sort of outrageous comment. Instead, she looked thoughtful and said, “You are, aren’t you? You really like how they do things here.” Yeah, no kidding.
Actually, that is not true. Of course there are things here I don’t like. The trick to expat-ing is to find a place whose disadvantages (all places have them) simply don’t bug you and the advantages are also important to you. There are many advantages in the US. Misandry simply is not tolerable to me. So, I am willing to put up with poor water sources; few consumer goods nearby; corrupt government; and other things because they simply don’t bother me. I can sleep in a goat shed if there are only goats there, and no feminists. :)
Two is, you are not very materialistic. As an example, as much as I admire the Harley King, I do not think he would ever want to live any place where he could not take long motorcycle rides in the mountains on a Harley.
You may wonder why I am so hostile to the States. While nothing special happened to me personally, just the usual refused visitation after divorce, and the usual misandry everywhere you turn, I was a public activist from 1978 till 1993, and from 1984 till 1993, I supplied no-fee counseling to divorce fathers from my home after work.
To my surprise, I happened to be good at it.
Still, day after day, getting calls from men who faced false sex abuse charges, men who were suicidal from missing their kids; men who were ordered to pay more support than they made, and really not being able to do much about it except talk, and the categorical refusal of men to organize to fight for their rights, this eventually p*ssed me off. I concluded rational men simply did not stay in the States.
That is why it was done so beautifully, I love what you write, man.
Also your story is moving for me, You actually escaped this feminism, but you had to abandon your homeland plus you did it a long time before it started for good, you must be a smart bastard, I like that;)
Thanks, but I hope you noted all I did was tell the absolute truth with very little personal opinion. That is Dick’s basic message, IMO, the simple truth destroys feminism and misandry.
That depends. How long will you be here?
irlandes, that was beaitifull.
Gosh, a lot of emotion and no brains. Must be a dearie? Virtually every dearie president or prime minister in modern history had her own war. Israel’s Golda Meir. Margaret Thatcher. Madame Peron. Ms. Ghandi. This is one of those dearie lies, that dearies in charge will avoid wars. You want a war, just elect a dearie. Check it out.
Next, as to dearies being better than men. Walk over to the nearest window and look around. Everything you see was invented or made by men. In fact, the building you are in was basically built by men. The window you are looking out of was installed by men. The floor you are walking on was installed by men. The bathroom you use when you gotta’ go was built by men, and it is men who installed and maintain the sewage system so you dearies can conclude your **** don’t stink.
The parking lot outside was built by men. The street in front was built by men. The electrical grid that runs your computer (which was also invented by men) was installed and maintained by men. Um, also invented by men, but since almost everything ever invented was invented by men, that is obvious.
In fact, if everything invented and made by men were eliminated, you would be standing their naked, and dying of hunger. Women do help make things in some areas. If the work is easy with no risk and requires no intelligence, such as light electronics (all invented by men) or other light assembly work, women will do it.
You entitlement princesses from birth have been told men are worthless, and you are some sort of princess. Reality is hell.
So, when you get a hint of what your real value is (0.000) you really fall apart.
I cannot speak for Dick. But, I can tell you his message to men is without men there is nothing. To counter the 40 year female message that men are worthless, he points out without men you dearies would all be living in caves.
This is simple. Forget the insults and look at what each gender has done and is doing. Men are better than dearies.
Men are not better than women and never will be.Men can go suck a donky cock.Or is to late for that???
If women ruke the country,there wont be war.
So men who think ur better than women,
GO FUCKING DIE YOU DUMB ASSHOLE!!!!!!
Check that out, a lump! Whoah, preggo, not so fast on those clothes!
Yep, this is our opposition - those manholes in that videos are our opposition. Every manhole is the same, just a fuckface who needs to have every choice made for her.
As a new member of this site, I gotta thank Dick for this site. That’s right, I’m a man who can admit someone had a better idea before I did. He’s a genius; I’m not (as a man I paid attention in English class and learned what the fuck a semicolon is used for). Money for him and man points for me! We men recognize genius and are inspired to reach higher in our own lives. Women would love to take Dick’s ideas out of the fold to take the bar down a few notches. That way they could parlay the few liberal arts degrees they’ve bought into “ideas” and “culture” and, well, my man-shovel isn’t big enough to shovel that much shit. But that’s what a man does: He sees shit and quits dealing with it. Thanks, Dick! Man on!
god’s favor?
god’s favor?
People who make such a spectacle of their selflessness are anything but selfless.
cruel and abusive? you decide. she volunteered to live in the poorest part of the world to care for dying, starving, desease ridden people with the worst odors possible. she knew MABTW because her groom was jesus. she made vows and devoted her life to caring for the neediest of mankind in the name of her groom. she called herself god’s pencil. i think she could be considered a martyr because she lived like the people she served and refused all luxuries offered, not a single bite more in her mouth than could sustain her. she had extremely high expectations of those who served with her. http://home.snu.edu/~dwilliam/f97projects/teresa/MotherTeresaOrder.htm
Was she? Man, after hearing that she told off Hillary I was sure she had a brain.
Why do these two girls did it? simple they fell like shit - worthless, all the time. So they did it to make themselves feel better. So they hit, steal, spend money, masturbate, and after that they again feel like shit, so they do it again, curse, call a man an idiot, hit, spit… masturbate maybe next time with a dildo up their asses and they repet doing the process over and over like a little mindless robots. So after a while when they can not come up with anything new, I mean all men are either working, in jail, gay, or haters, they come up with a new trend like the one which is hapening right now. Wanna know what it is? Now, girls eat shit off each other asses. So what now? More rights for women? Again???
That’s the feminism right there - women need more rights, they are still underprivilidged. As long as women will feel pissed, they will demand more rights. The problem is they will never stop feeling pised, cos being a shit itself makes you pised all the time.
Dick, you must watch this video if you have yet to see it.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817371
Pound sand patricia. Your horrible grammar and spelling gives you away as a cunt.
hello , my name is robert i love to were small pants , but my father use to say to me you are a fag nigga. So now i were smill t-shirt and now my father say to me dam bich you look like your mom.And now i im happy because i love the t-shirt of my mom.Thank you.P.s i im not gay but i like penis with long pubis……you know guys I think a should be a lesbian because my sister is and she live happy with her bunch of prostitute my t-shirt will give a lot of help in my new bisness in street of new york in the village guay. ps.: call me patrick.
Since everything a woman does = wrong, and women being wrong = seducing whores, thus we can assume by association that everything a woman does makes them a whore.
Isn’t logic a bastard?
Should not Mother Theresa be dead now?
Wasn’t Mother Theresa cruel and abusive?
Right between the eyes.
This is one of the biggest myths of our time: that feminism hurts bad men. Bad men are having the time of their lives! It’s mostly the good men who are getting hurt.
So, who cares about a doddering old female fool suffering from senile dementia, who fantasizes she is Mother Theresa?
Gosh, let me spell this out one more time. Shaming language not only doesn’t work any more on real men. It actually motivates us.
U suck.
And let this message be repeated one more time.
They do look nice. Just looking at that photo, I can taste those lovely things. Mmmmm!!!
I tell my wife of 33 years if women didn’t have those lovely things, men would rule the world. She just laughs and shoves them farther down my throat.
Hey, Tom, a word for you. I assume you think you are being a real man defending a dearie, right?
Thus I imagine you view yourself as a real Sir Galahad. You need to study the tale of Sir Galahad a bit more.
Galahad did willingly risk his life to defend a lady’s honor. There is a catch to it. Galahad well knew not all women are ladies. You think those knights of old relieved themselves with their horses?
Galahad never in the world risked his life for a ho’.
It is Don Quixote you are emulating. Quixote was a doddering old fool who suffered from senile dementia. He couldn’t tell the difference between windmills and enemy invaders. Nor could he tell the difference between the Queen and a female murderer on her way to prison.
You are not alone. Many another senile old fool sitting on the bench boasts just how much he helped women, even adulterous women. There is something basically wrong with people like you. It may be a case of arrested development because your attitude is common in two year old boys.
I worked with a former Chicago gang member who moved to our rural city so his kids would have a better childhood. He said in his gang when a girl friend acted out, the guy had two choices.
1. Slap her down.
2. Or, the minute the men were alone, they beat the crap out of him for letting a woman kick him around.
Men like you MUST be our enemies. Men like you passed all sorts of laws to destroy good men when ho’s complain, mostly because you think you are better than we are, and those things will never happen to you, etc.
The part I like here is men like you ALWAYS get their cojones cut off in divorce. You have no clue,and blunder into divorce. I Love it.
Let us examine Kat, who is apparently a woman who comes on here and uses shaming language, since she is not smart enough to have anything useful to say, such as, “MABTW.”
This URL plainly says no women. We do tolerate a few sympathetic women who understand MABTW. But, Kat clearly is a skank, or she wouldn’t even be here. She is violating the rules. Yet you defend her. Ala Quixote.
Listen you blond cum receptacle, unless you have a fucking time machine, the joke was not old. It was based on a current event. Those tits don’t look old to me. Now the premise of the joke might be similar to other jokes, but I wouldn’t expect a genius skank like yourself to even understand the concept of what a premise is. As far as enlightening all of us that this was in fact a “joke” and that it really didn’t happen . . . Don’t you have some laundry to do?
As far as men are concerned admin can delete all comments of “Tom/Kat”
Hahaha admin deleted my comment.
Dude, you skipped the part where the tentacle monster comes out and rapes that shit.
Thanks Lady XX! You do realize that none of this would have been possible without you. Your breasts are my muse…lol.
So let me get this straight
You’re bashing him for giving us a good chuckle? Way to fucking ruin a long ‘caption’ for the picture (if you will). And I bet he has gotten with more women that you would every think. And how does “Plus you are a stupid PIG” have to do with ANYTHING you just said?
I support this holiday 100% Dick, not to mention my tits look pretty nice on the main page (and I’m sure on your Blackberry too). Glad I could be of service. I’m also amused by the following it caused on the forums.. Good job El Chauv.
Let’s have a pic of your tits Cynth. That’s all we really want from you.
Don’t ask us to explain stuff to you feeble minded fuckbox.
This is a very old joke and this did not happen to you. your name should be Dick Masturbating because i bet you couldn’t get a women to go out with you if you did pay them - and how is being a whore only women there are man whores too and you are one of them - plus you are a stupid PIG!!!!!!!!!!
Women know basically 3 ways of “seducing” men;
1. making a man chase her,
2. making a man pised off,
3. acting like what you did was wrong.
And all of these techniques are wrong, they don’t work any longer [exept maybe with just few guys who are still living in a mantal coma, but even if they work it's only in the begining and it always ends up very ugly] and serve no purpose.
I always bust on them for doing it, but it’s a hard job since the Social Matrix supports this way of thinking that women by doing it are doing great.
That was golden, Sin City Harley. Beautiful.