Helping a Fattie
Sometimes, I feel like the doors of a Hometown Buffet ten minutes before it opens. Every day, dozens of fat broads line up to bust me down.
Settle down you fucking cows, they serve that shitty lasagna all day.
Today, I’m going to be talking about one of these fatsos. One who has captured my attention like a humpback whale off the coast of Big Sur. Fellows and gentlemen, meet Donna Jackson.
Today, I’m giving Donna Jackson the chance to shut down MenAreBetterThanWomen.com.
This past week, Donna spent dozens of hours commenting on this website and sending me poorly spelled hatemail. She also set up a petition, complained to my webhost, and alerted the National Organization for Women. Her goal? To shut me the fuck down by screaming as loud as she possibly could.
That might work on the short and fat bus, Donna — which you obviously rode to elementary school — but it doesn’t work in the real world. In the real world, I have freedoms of speech not only as an American, but also as someone who realizes Daddy is not an omnipotent being who erases anything and everything you disagree with. So fuck you anyway. None of your two-ton tantrums will do shit and you will never have the power to shut me down.
Until now.
Edutainment
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com has always been focused on manly entertainment and education. That’s edutainment, and it serves to better all men. For example, a young man who realizes that women in the workplace are conniving little whores who do nothing at work all day but instant message each other and cause drama, will make more money than his uneducated peers. Studies have shown this.
Every man I convince to not get married saves like 300,000 dollars and God knows how much begging for pussy.
Today, I want to offer this same opportunity for self-improvement to one lucky young woman: Donna Jackson
Dick’s Fattie Outreach Program
Inside every great big blob, there’s a skinny little tramp just dying to get out and have a good time. That’s why fat chicks are so pissed off at “society”. To fat girls, everyone in society but them is thin as a rail and having a great time fucking each other without wanting to puke. I want to give Donna Jackson the chance to live that dream.
The following is an excerpt from a piece of hatemail penned by Donna Jackson.
“I AM NOT FAT. I AM AVERAGE IN WEIGHT AND EXERCISE AND EAT RIGHT. YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HOW TO TREAT WOMEN OR EVEN COMMUNICATE IN A NORMAL WAY WITHOUT BEING RUDE. I SHOWED MY BOYFRIEND YOUR SITE TO GET HIS INPUT, AND HE ACTUALLY GIGGLED!”
Of course while Donna was saying such obviously false and hateful things, I heard what she was really saying.
“I’m fat, Dick, and I don’t know how to stop! Please help!”
Donna, I am going to help. I’m going to be your Dr. Phil. And just like Dr. Phil, I am also not having sex with his wife!
Shut Down MenAreBetterThanWomen.com!
In the name of laughs and ending youth obesity, I hereby offer a challenge to Miss Donna Jackson. Sweetheart, if you can lose 20 pounds, I will shut MenAreBetterThanWomen.com down for one month.
You heard that right, readers. If one lonely fat girl who is obsessed with shutting this site down can drop a mere 20 pounds, every feminists’ secondary wet dream will come true. MenAreBetterThanWomen.com will be gone.
Every feminists’ primary wet dream is to have a dick. Either in them or on them; it doesn’t matter to a feminist.
Donna Jackson is a size 18. For those of you who don’t give a fuck about sizes above 4, a size 18 tips the scales at a whopping 230+ pounds. That’s a lot of woman to love! Hell, if Donna’s picture is anything to go by, it’s two women! Donna has to shed a measly 8% of that gargantuan body mass to shut me down. She could take up walking for an hour every day. She could do a few situps while watching television. Fuck, she could switch from Party Size to Fun Size Doritos and have pounds to spare!
But the real question is, will she?
If she does take me up on this challenge, I won’t expect a “thank you”, for introducing Donna to a healthier lifestyle. I won’t expect a “you were right”, for proving that skinny girls are happier. This is something I will give her for free simply because I am a better person.
Manclusion
If Donna accepts this challenge, I will post the rules here, including the weigh-in procedure and any and all deadlines. Donna has freely posted her email address on this site for discussion. If you would like to urge her to participate in the Shut Down MenAreBetterThanWomen.com Challenge, you can find it here: geniusiq161@yahoo.com But keep it classy! This girl has enough problems already. Women don’t get fat because they’re happy about their life.
Youth obesity is one of the greatest threats to our nation’s health. It leads to heart failure, injury, and me being grossed out daily. There is no fucking reason a 21 year old girl should weigh 230 pounds. A 21 year old girl has two good years left. She shouldn’t waste them sitting on a toilet shitting out five meals a day.
Let’s set a good example for young girls out there, Donna. Skinnier is better. No matter how much skinnier that is. Besides, if you spent half as much time exercising as you do calling me dickless and hateful, you’d drop that third chin like it was a baby you didn’t even know you were giving birth to because you were too fucking fat to notice.
Facts
On September 30th, this comment was posted:
This is what I wrote to NOW: “There is a website called menarebetterthanwomen.com that is not some small fringe extremist site. It has gotten coverage on several episodes of Dr. Phil and other media outlets and promotes hate and violence against women. NOW needs to take action. Donna Jackson, geniusiq161@yahoo.com.”
Picture Removal
In an email to me, Donna confessed taking a picture (previously shown above) from a random fat girl on MySpace and claiming it as her own. I verified this and removed the picture. Only God knows what Donna Jackson actually looks like — something I’m sure He isn’t happy about.
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Who does this man-hating hooker think she is???
This stupid bitch is unbelievable.
Brainwashed beyond imagination.
#1 Men try to talk about sex immediately.
And you think men should apologize for that?
Sex is the ENTIRE BIOLOGICAL POINT between men and women.
#2 Men flatter insincerely.
Will you want to suck a man’s cock if he tells you the truth
“YES – your ass looks fat in those pants”???
Is it really the man’s problem if YOU LOVE being lied to?
Whatever gets our cocks sucked, whore.
#3 Men use their lame excuses to cheat.
• Women accuse men of cheating EVEN WHEN THEY CAN’T.
• You can’t call a man a “cheater” when you try and withhold sex from him.
• You can’t call an unmarried man a cheater –>> EVER. MacDonalds’ doesn’t get to call me a “cheater” because I also eat at burger King. Nor am I required to TELL MacDonalds I also eat at Burger King. That would be INSANE.
Do WOMEN make men offers they can’t refuse?????? Do women buy men diamond rings? Do women make a point of fucking men on the first date? Do women usually pay for dates, dinner, at whatever else they expect?
Then shut the fuck bitches.
#4 Men don’t understand emotions.
What a fucking inhumane LIE.
I can turn a woman into an emotional wreck in under 60 seconds.
And I understand exactly how to do it.
#5 They mean something one day then the next they don’t.
What gets you to spread your legs, whore.
When will you start to get it.
#6 Men followers of other men.
As opposed to followers of WOMEN??
You’ve got to be kidding.
Look at the world around you for examples to follow….
MenareBETTERthanwomen.
#7 Men don’t appreciate anything.
No…. we don’t appreciate THAT YOU DO NOTHING.
#8 They say women are gold diggers. Men only want to use women for sex yet complain women are only after their money.
We don’t COMPLAIN that you’re after our money. There is NOTHING WRONG with you being a greedy , selfish, whore, gold digger.
The problem men have….
IS WHEN YOU PRETEND YOU ARE NOT.
#9 Men are selfish. This is the real reason for their cheating. They only care about #1, themselves.
Why would we care about YOU???
You’re a greedy, selfish, whore, gold digger by your own admission.
Fuck off.
Women cheat MORE than men…. about your age, boobs, weight, motivations, hair color, everything for a woman is a lie or a cover up every single day of her life.
#10 They put you down. Men treat women like crap, but a standard tactic for them is to put a girl down for their hair, cooking, boob size, anything they can thing of as a reason for treating you like shit and somehow making it your fault.
What? We put your down???
But I thought you just said “men flatter insincerely” (see above)
Make up your fucking mind you miserable, man-hating CUNT.
#10 They don’t listen. They don’t understand most of what women say and they don’t care either.
So? Men are not REQUIRED to listen to you.
Say that to yourself OVER and OVER again.
Then go fist yourself.
#11 They try to control you. Men are weak, slow, ect, so in order to feel empowered they try and lord over you, control you and have power over you.
You mean –>> Nice guys try to control you. They are nice, sweet, compliment you, buy you things, give you attention and try to control and manipulate you by being nice. That’s gotta suck sweety. But on the rare occasion that it actually WORKS … its not a man’s a problem.
With everything he gives you…
HE STILL GIVES YOU MORE THAN YOU GIVE HIM.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
#12 When men say sorry they don’t mean it. Come on ladies wake up. They only reason men apologize is if they’re worried about losing their nookie bag.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD A MAN EVER APOLOGIZE –>> TO YOU.
Men don’t owe you personal happiness.
Men don’t owe you personal happiness.
Men don’t owe you personal happiness.
Men don’t owe you personal happiness.
Men don’t owe you personal happiness.
Get it cunts?
#13 Men enjoy bodily functions. Much on par with their base ape-like stupidity, men enjoy talking about, and hearing their shits and farts.
Its better than listening to YOU. We know you hate your vagina and pussy farts and other functions like bleeding from your cooze. But don’t blame men for that.
#14 They only care about your relationship when you’re going to leave.
Relationships are for girls. Fuck off whore.
#15 They forget important moments. Men are dumb and selfish.
Important moments like when you don’t pay for the check?
Fuck off again, selfish whore.
#16 Their egos. Men’s egos are as vast as space.
Man’s ego got him into space , bitch.
That’s a bigger achievement than YOUR worthless vagina.
You’re more arrogant than any man.
You actually believe a man should listen to you, apologize to you, and seek your approval. You are SO ARROGANT that you blame men for doing things in THEIR best interest instead of YOURS.
#17 They’re pedophiles. Men are all borderline pedophiles. Checking out teen, preteen and if it was accepted younger girls.
Make up your mind, hooker.
Are we pedophiles or are we borderline pedophiles?
Not the same thing at all.
#18 They judge sluts when they’re all whores. They won’t marry a “loose woman” who sleeps around like they do and will call them sluts and use them for sex. Then they’ll want to marry a virgin after they’ve “sowed their oats” and slept with over 100 women.
PAY ATTENTION –>> WE DONT WANT TO MARRY YOU AT ALL.
that’s YOUR fucking idea. Fuck off.
#19 They want you to be their slaves. Men want women to cook and clean and take care of their lazy selves while they whine about taking out the trash or doing any housework at all.
Men pay 95% of child support.
Men pay alimony.
You lazy worthless hookers have to do SOMETHING.
#20 Men don’t trust you. As much as men are lying whores, remarkably they don’t trust women who are much less so.
Why would we trust you?
You’re a fucking failure LIE from head to toe
and everything that comes out of your mouth.
Just listen to yourself. And you want a man to TRUST you?
#21 They won’t commit.
Men commit to every aspect of their lives. Leases, mortgages, loans, business contracts and business ventures…. what we wont commit to — is the WRONG WOMAN. There is a REASON why a man wont commit to you, and its not his fault, you fat, arrogant sack of shit.
YOU’RE NOT WORTH COMMITTING TO.
#22 They decieve. Men can look you right in the eye with a crocodile tear and tell you any sort of nonsense and its so believable you could give them an academy award. Its all bullshit don’t believe it.
YOU have already proven that you’re a lie from head to toe.
AND YOU PREFER A LIE.
So how can you expect a man to ever be honest with you?
When you hate it so much. You don’t DESERVE an honest man.
#23 They’re different syndrome. Every guy will tell you he’s different or its all those other guys who are asshole or even agree and say men are pigs.
If you are more likely to fuck a man because he SAYS he’s a doctor instead of a garbage man….. is it really HIS problem??
#24 They don’t fix shit! You’ll cook them a seven course dinner and slave away for them but how many times have you asked them to fix the fence or help you with a small task around the house?
Did you HELP him pay the check?
Did you HELP him pay for the engagement ring?
Will you HELP him pay child support and alimony.
Fuck off. Stay home and stay single.
#25 Men take our jobs and make more money.
Men are better than women.
#26 The media. All the discusting over sexualization of women you see splattered all over TV is from men’s rule of the media.
You’re clearly not good for anything else.
#27 Men are unevolved. If there were no women men would likely still be swinging from tree to tree in the jungle.
Look at the world around you.
Men built everything in it.
You couldn’t even take a dignified SHIT in this world unless a man built and invented your toilet, installed the plumbing, and sold you your toilet paper.
#28 Fighting. Men love cockfights, bloody battles, violence, and war. Fighting is another way they express their base retarded selves, still imagining we’re in huts where the strongest man gets the most food.
Women start 72% of domestics violence and disputes in millions of homes in the western world. 72%. And more men fight and die for your way of life, freedoms and liberties which you take for granted. You should be ashamed of yourself. Worthless piece of shit.
#30 Men only care about what you look like. Men seldom realize there is more to a person than how tight there ass is.
You’re fucking ugly on the inside too.
#31 The most heartless cruel acts are orchastrated by men.
Go fuck yourself, lying sack of shit.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01072009/news/regionalnews/husband_demands _1_5m_from_wife_for_kidne_149092.htm
#32 They love dogs for a reason! Ah, Man’s best friend. It is truly how they envision their dream woman. Subserviant, dumb, happy to see them no matter how much they smell, unable to talk, a slobbering mindless worm. Keep dreaming boys.
Dogs are better than women.
I’ll sum it up if I can…which I can because I’m a man.
I’ll even do it in a hypothetical conversation for simplicity.
-”Hey Greg, you are a three foot tall iguana in a party hat.”
-”Wow Ted, normally I guess one could get upset by that kind of comment, but seeing as it isn’t true….I guess I’ll just laugh and have a goddamn beer. The reason that I will have said beer is the same reason I don’t get upset for that comment: I’m a man. Men realize that statements only upset people if they are true.”
-”I guess you are right, Greg. Hey, isn’t that Brenda over there?”
-”No, but she’ll do, Ted.”
• “Can men have babies”
Have babies???????? What is required for a woman to have a baby?? All she has to do is get fucked. Wow! Bending over is all you need to do.
Can women SUPPORT babies? Can women PAY for a child’s private school education? No. Men are the one’s who SUPPORT babies. Including children who are not even their OWN.
• Can men have multiple orgasms??
Well if a man is not having multiple orgasms, then you are definitely doing something wrong and that woman must be a lousy lay.
• Can men multitask??
Multi-task.
that’s just dumb-cunt lingo for “I can’t concentrate on any one thing or do it properly.”
menarebetterthanwomen.
Go CHRIS!
Is it our fault we do this or is that it FUCKING WORKS!!!
ok here’s the thing
kay and i are both 14 years old. we have issues concerning ur website……especially ur comments on ‘fat’ women. Donna is not fat! and if u dont hate women ….. u just prefer men (as said by you in your interveiw) then why would you say that! Yes you have freedom of speech … but so do women and no matter what u think …WOMEN DO HAVE THE VOTE! WOMEN ARE EQUALS AND ANYTHING MEN CAN DO…..WOMEN CAN DO BETTER! (apart from sports) :L can men have babies……no. can men have multiple orgasims….no. can men multi task …..no (its actualy a scientifical fact .. women have something in their brain that men dont have) name one thing men can phsically do that women cant apart from wanking !
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
This stupid child bitch is brainwashed too.
Get the fuck off this website child and go play with your barbie dolls.
Women are NOT equals. If they were, MEN would not pay 95% of child support… and women would jump for a chance to pay 50% of the check when the waiter drops it.
Equal?? Fuck off.
Even THE LAW says you’re not equal.
• “Can men have babies”
Have babies???????? What is required for a woman to have a baby?? All she has to do is get fucked. Wow! Bending over is all you need to do.
Can women SUPPORT babies? Can women PAY for a child’s private school education? No. Men are the one’s who SUPPORT babies. Including children who are not even their OWN.
• Can men have multiple orgasms??
Well if a man is not having multiple orgasms, then you are definitely doing something wrong and that woman must be a lousy lay.
• Can men multitask??
Multi-task.
that’s just dumb-cunt lingo for “I can’t concentrate on any one thing or do it properly.”
menarebetterthanwomen.
Not getting laid, are you. Poor baby. I’m so sorry you have a small penis.
Why? Did you see it while examining him?
Why is this hooker pretending a “large penis” is the reason she spreads her legs???
Stupid whores always attack “penis size” like it’s supposed to have an effect of some kind.
If a guy has a horse cock and walks up to her and says “I have a monster cock”, this is the kind of cunt who says “ew! gross! get away from me you sick fuck! what creepy pig!!
….. but if the same guy said “i have a platinum card let’s go shopping whore”, she would fall on her back with her birkenstocks in the air and her nipples would poke through her JCrew sweater.
Fuckin stupid hookers.
Women like cars and money, not big penises.
Hey Chris, can women spell and punctuate correctly? So, by typing you instead of “u”, doesn’t that mean that her rant about how “what men can do..(the sound of wind in between her ears)…women can do better! (except sports)? Women do have stuff in their brain that men don’t have, and that is called the cuntral lobe. Seriously, this bitch says that Donna moowhale isn’t fat? What the fuck is up with that? According to whimmin, a 250+ wommin isn’t fat, she is beautiful. So beautiful according to these whimmin is something that could cripple you with her gigantic land mass. Hypothetically, if this bitch was around in the middle ages, would explorers claim her for Spain every time she went out for a swim?
Give a bitch a little lead on her leash and she thinks she should own the entire fucking backyard.
At 14 you don’t understand shit about the world. Scientifical is not a word, and you must be a whore at 14 if you know about multiple orgasms. Women are not equal to men. As far as things we can do better than women, almost every sport conceived women can play just like the special ed kids but if you put the WNBA champs against a decent high school mens team they’d get embaressed. Maybe thats why nobody watches the WNBA. Lastly on the issue of Donna, she is FAT, like fucking cartman fat she’s 21 and weighs over 2 bills?! Thats ridiculous, it’s mostly her parents fault for feeding her greasy dog shit when she was a kid and not getting her to exercise but its her own fault for laying the blame squarely on their shoulders. Just cause Im curious what the hell does having children have to do with any of this. Pounding random facts about men and women out of your key board with capital letters doesn’t improve your point it makes you look really stupid. As for scientific facts you should know that due to the large amounts of estrogen women have, they tend to be more emotional, rather than rational in decision making situations.
Name one thing that PHYSICALLY that men can do and women can’t? I’ve got a good one: do a pushup off of your knees.
But if its not this site that fat chicks like “Donna” cry about, then itll just be something else like gravity….and brocoli, the natural enemy of the fat chick.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
Oh and I know I have a big mouth bear with me, but I also wasn’t aware this was a formal document, just because I lack grammar doesn’t mean anything. Humans in general are either good at science and math or grammar and art. Just because you made me look bad doesn’t discredit me, and I never said you have iferior intelect I said women tend not to use their intellect as much. You could have a brain the size of a car but it’s useless if you don’t use it. Intellectual and intellect are not the same words thanks. But please scan my grammar and spelling I don’t care, I’m just stating my point of view.
Men have faster metabolisms, have more muscle mass, better near sighted vision, more intellectual, stronger emotionally, and have slower beating hearts then women. I’m no woman hater but I see a lot of feminist crap, and it drives me crazy. Not to mention men don’t get cut loose in court, like women will get especially in sexual cases, or assaults; it’s it’s always the man’s fault. Why? Because men simply overpower women in nearly every way and to think a woman overpowered a man, in any way other then seduction, is close to ridiculous.
“Men have…more intellectual”
This is the funniest thing I have ever read on this site.
Mr. Intellectual Man, a word of advice:
If you are not going to adhere to the rules of parallel structure, you must insert the correct words, like ARE in place of HAVE. I think you meant to say “Men ARE more intellectual,” but what would I know? I’m just a woman of inferior intellect.
Men have larger brains and it’s proven that they use their intellect far more then women, women tend to act on emotion. I also noticed you only attacked one of my points. Then you agree with me I have to assume on all the rest. I assure everything I said was the truth, and not just some bullshit flame like what you just did.
I’m not disagreeing, just noting the irony.
Irony can only be noted if it actually exists. In this case, it doesn’t, at least not enough to be worth mentioning. I think if you had referred to his use of the “your” instead of “you’re”, that would be somewhat ironic. But then again, he used that later on.
I think you get my point about the fruitlessness of this sort of nitpicking.
“I think you get my point about the fruitlessness of this sort of nitpicking.”
Yes, I certainly do, and I think you are aware that I almost never criticize a person’s grammar.
“Irony can only be noted if it actually exists. In this case, it doesn’t, at least not enough to be worth mentioning.”
I respectufully disagree.
Let me examine the statement which was ironic:
Men have faster metabolisms, have more muscle mass, better near sighted vision, more intellectual, stronger emotionally, and have slower beating hearts then women.
So he didn’t write an “are”. That implies that he is somehow of poor intellect?
No, no, no, RB. Not at all. I don’t know, but I am going to assume, that Patrick is actually quite smart. As I said originally, I found his comment FUNNY; talking about intellect using bad grammar, to me, is ironic. I’m sorry I posted this, seeing that I am the only one who finds humor in it.
I’m not against correcting grammar for the purposes of humour. There used to be a poster here by the name of “The Grammar Nazi”. That guy was hilarious – he always used to point out grammar and spelling flaws in women’s posts.
It’s just that it seemed to me like you were being serious in pointing out the error. Forgive me if I was wrong.
It’s totally fine. I was being serious when I said, “This is the funniest thing I have ever read on this site.” How could I not be, considering women can’t grasp the concept of sarcasm? :)
Some women have a sense of sarcasm, but even in them it is much less developed than in men. I suspect that the sense of humour is somehow related to spatial ability.
:P
^^^Was that an attempt at sarcasm Abi?
No, that was me giving up.
Oh, alright. :)
What was that about sarcasm? I don’t know what it is, but I know plenty of men who can dish out sarcasm left and right, but the moment I turn it around on them they’re confused and look like I just kneed them in the groin. More than once I’ve had men think I was serious when I was obviously being sarcastic. Like if I say something in a dead pan manner, obviously I’m serious, regardless of how ludicrous the statement was.
Those men do that because they don’t want to hurt your feelings by telling you that what you said wasn’t sarcasm.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
A questionable aphorism at best; but certainly the one most favored by the witless, in regards to the subject of declaration.
I’llLoveYouForWhat’sInsideOnlyBeforeIt’sBeenEaten
Patrick: If you are “smart” you will repent your SINS and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour.
And also you would use have if the word was intellect not intellectual you fuckin idiot.
I take that back, where did I write have before intellectual. I didn’t. Anyways your arguing about spelling that’s beside the point.
I take that back, where did I write have before intellectual. I didn’t. Anyways your arguing about grammar that’s beside the point.
It’s really not beside the point. Grammar is a clear indicator of overall intellect. It’s one thing to preach, and it’s another thing to back it up by example. You failed to lead by example (along with most men here who claim superiority) therefore; such statements becomes meaningless and often times…laughable.
Another indicator of low intelligence is the need to use foul language to make a point. Calling someone a “fuckin idiot” simply proves that higher intelligence is not part of the package. Foul language only showcases shallowness in thought….
1.) Grammar is not an indicator of intellect except to some dumb English major bitch.
2.) All of the things he wrote are true. I’m too tired now to find links, so go find them yourself, if you give a shit.
But here’s the thing about spelling, and grammar as well for that matter: If you’re terrible at them in public, it definitely does hurt folks’ perception of your intelligence, no matter how brilliant you might be at chemistry, engine repair, home building, and claims of gender superiority.
1.) He wasn’t “terrible” at grammar or spelling.
2.) This isn’t a philosophy forum, and posts here are mostly just made for the purpose of conveying a relatively simple message, so a moderate degree of lingual efficiency is sufficient.
3.) If you have to any serious academic forums on the net, you will notice that grammar and spelling are not paid that much attention even there. People make mistakes in spelling and grammar all the time.
The people who point it out are viewed there in the same light as they are viewed everywhere – as stuck-up, nitpicking, assholes, or women.
Interesting…since most of the spelling and grammar nitpicking here is done by…(drum role please…) the men! I agree, not a sign of intelligence at all. Stuck up, nitpicking, assholes, women, or……………..men.
Simple message.
I can assure you that most of the spelling and grammar error correction has been done by women here. I’ve visited this site for quite a while now.
In the cases where they are pointed out by men, it’s mostly because there is nothing else worth mentioning about those posts(by women by and large,) and for the purposes of humour.
Oh come on, Abi. I thought you were above the painfully common female habit of nitpicking on useless things. That is no more a demonstration of intellectuality than a parrot trying to break a nut.
Patrick made his point quite legibly, and what he said is true.
Come on, RB. It was funny. Talking about men’s superior intellect while incorrectly using parallel structure. I find the irony quite amusing.
Let me state again like I did before, and without foul language so I don’t get *****ed at. I would be lying if I said men have higher intellect because that changes from person to person. They use it more, like I did when I read all your replies before answering, which you apparently didn’t abi, because I said in a previous post that I in no way said men have higher intellect but use there intellect more. I personally don’t want to keep this going, but will if you try and correct me again. Making me look bad doesn’t change the facts. And I don’t need to source anything, if you don’t believe me research it yourself, because I learned these things in high school so it’s common knowledge to me, I studied human biology or for you so you don’t complain, human anatomy.
I really didn’t mean to strike such a nerve. I don’t think you are unintelligent. As I said, I was just noting that while talking about intellect, you worded it incorrectly. Learn to laugh at yourself; this anrgy posting just makes you look insecure about your intelligence.
Cheer up :)
And I would also like to point out that you men accuse women of having no sense of humor and berate them when they are offended by Dick’s “satirical” articles. All I did was poke fun at some grammar, and I am getting chewed out for it. Lighten up, guys.
Patrick, making a specific fact claim and then not wanting to cite it is lazy at best and sloppy at worst. It’s not up to someone else to prove you wrong, it’s up to you to support your argument. Don’t take the easy way out, man, it isn’t Manly. Even wikipedia says : “The burden of evidence lies with the editor who adds or restores material”, which is only fair, yah? Sorry to “nitpick”, but since science – that most important of human pursuits – is based on evidence, we should all strive to meet that example.
Oh, and who cares when Schoolmarm Woman picks apart your posts. Just ignore someone like that, it doesn’t mean a thing unless you let it mean something, right? You have no idea who Abi is anyway. No one on the internet is that important.
Abi, after re-reading your first post, I think you’re being disingenuous: my take on it is that you were mocking him: “haha, this guy’s ranting about men being so smart and he fucks up his sentence structure. I’m gonna show him how stupid he is!! And so I can show how smart I am!” Which is kinda funny, I admit, but only for a short larff. You wasted so much energy later defending your behavior when instead you could have used that brain power of yours to seek to refute his assertions, which leads me to believe you have no good argument against what he said. Prove me wrong…
So did I have make any errors in my post you feel the need to correct?
I already have said I did not disagree with his original post. If I had, I would have voiced my opinion, as I usually do. But, considering we are pretty much in agreement, I had nothing to say, other than poke fun at his poorly demonstrated intellect. Forgive me for trying to have a sense of humor.
Excuse me, miss, your Martyr is showing…
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Fat women may not hate their lives but they definitely hate themselves……and they should i mean come on put down the fork
People try to shut your website down? Holy crap. I don’t agree with your views, but that still doesn’t deserve shutting you down. That reminds me of the Parents Television Council, or whatever that’s called. I can’t stand them, they dismiss anything that they find inappropriate (which, unknown to me, American Idol is too dirty for anyone under 11). They try to get Family Guy off the air. I don’t even want to know how many times they’ve attempted to get Nip/Tuck cancelled. Why not just take the remote away from your kid? Just like if you don’t like the site, don’t come on it. No need to shut it down.
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People like Donna in general should be locked away, I dont get why that lady is so upset over this site. All of you know its true that men are better than women. End of story. Oh BTW Not all “fat”girls hate thier lives. ^_<
#1 They try to talk about sex immediatly. As soon as you meet them via in person or online right away they start asking you sexual questions and ask what you like to do in bed. I feel like I need to start charging 1.99 a minute. Sex with you has gone from a distantly remote possibility to no chance absolutely zilch when this happens! I get your a guy and want to have sex as soon as possible. You don’t need to spell it out for me.
#2 They flatter insincerly. Somehow they they think telling you how awesome you are when they don’t know anything about you will increase there chances of getting laid. Also they will tell you they’re crazy about you/love you and anything else they imagine some poor nieve girl would love to hear.
#3 They use their lame excuses to cheat. They site primal instincts as a reason for cheating and being a douche bag. They claim to have a mysterious and suspect drive to procreate the population of earths women with their seed. We used to be barbarians and live in caves. We also killed each other, men raped women, we wiped our shit with our hands, ect,. We have all evolved past this but men say it is still an instinct to lie and cheat.
#4 They don’t understand emotions. Men think emotions are weak and stupid. I think they’re just to stupid to understand them. It is fact that emotions are a higher brain function that evolved above our primal ape brain. Men say things are “stupid” they are to slow to understand. They’d much rather spend their life having meaningless sex and farting.
#5 They mean something one day then the next they don’t. Men can actually sometimes believe the outlandish bullshit promises they make, or mean they care about you, at the time they’re saying it. The next day, or next week they won’t even remember what they said to you if you bring it up.
#6 They’re followers of other men. They’ll spend their whole lives with a woman who takes care of them and who admirably deals with their selfish ways. But the minute another man grunts at them and says they’re being a pussy, they’ll turn on you and be an asshole to impress their guy buddy who still owes them that 200 dollars and slept with their high school girlfriend.
#7 They don’t appreciate anything. Save your mans life and be the slave of his dreams and they still won’t appreciate it or thank you. They’ll dump you for the next thing that walks by in a second if they’re not already cheating on you.
#8 They say women are gold diggers. Men only want to use women for sex yet complain women are only after their money. Every man I’ve ever met is a woman using whore and only 1 woman I’ve ever met was a gold digger.
#9 They cheat. Men are selfish. This is the real reason for their cheating. They only care about #1, themselves. You could be the greatest wife/girlfriend in the universe, the and the most beautiful person who ever lived and it wouldn’t matter. They’d still do it.
#10 They put you down. Men treat women like crap, but a standard tactic for them is to put a girl down for their hair, cooking, boob size, anything they can thing of as a reason for treating you like shit and somehow making it your fault.
#10 They don’t listen. They don’t understand most of what women say and they don’t care either. They could care less about your bad day at work, a guy who is harrasing you, your mother dying. They just want to defecate in the toilet and watch the game.
#11 They try to control you. Men are weak, slow, ect, so in order to feel empowered they try and lord over you, control you and have power over you. They will use any dirty tactic to keep you under their thumb and keep themselves from feeling like the inferior sex that they are.
#12 When they say sorry they don’t mean it. Come on ladies wake up. They only reason men apologize is if they’re worried about losing their nookie bag. Men are like deviant Catholics. They’ll tearfully tell you they’re sorry and then do the same thing an hour later.
#13 They enjoy bodily functions. Much on par with their base ape-like stupidity, men enjoy talking about, and hearing their shits and farts.
#14 They only care about your relationship when you’re going to leave. You can try and talk about and explain why they’re an asshole and need to stop in so many ways before you’ve finally had it. Suddenly when your out front with suitcases waiting for a cab they get out of their lazy apathetic stoop and try to get you to talk to them and convince you they actually care when they haven’t cared for months. When you go back, they will become the same old useless loser again. Usually within a few hours.
#15 They forget important moments. Men are dumb and selfish. I’ve said this before. They can remember play dates of their favorite teams from the present back to ‘69 but won’t remember your birthday when you’ve been married 20 years. Men do not care about you!
#16 Their egos. Men’s egos are as vast as space. This is why they’re always flirting to get attention, acting dominant, comparing themselves to other men and constantly seeking attention from strangers.
#17 They’re pedophiles. Men are all borderline pedophiles. Checking out teen, preteen and if it was accepted younger girls. They sexualize children in the media and love taking advantage and preying on young girls who haven’t figured out what they’re all about.
#18 They judge sluts when they’re all whores. They won’t marry a “loose woman” who sleeps around like they do and will call them sluts and use them for sex. Then they’ll want to marry a virgin after they’ve “sowed their oats” and slept with over 100 women.
#19 They want you to be their slaves. Men want women to cook and clean and take care of their lazy selves while they whine about taking out the trash or doing any housework at all.
#20 They don’t trust you. As much as men are lying whores, remarkably they don’t trust women who are much less so. They’re always sneaking and checking things out behind your back and accusing you of things they’re already doing.
#21 They won’t commit. Men are always looking for someone who doesn’t want them as much as their loving partner so they can prove how manly they are and lay them. Don’t be deceived by his excuses. Your man won’t commit because he’s just keeping you around while he’s on the lookout for something better. He will soon leave this new girl for someone better and so on. Men just want to sleep with different women to stroke their child-like egos. Men won’t commit because it means you’ll be able to get more justifiably angry at them when they cheat and leave you.
#22 They decieve. Men can look you right in the eye with a crocodile tear and tell you any sort of nonsense and its so believable you could give them an academy award. Its all bullshit don’t believe it.
#23 They’re different syndrome. Every guy will tell you he’s different or its all those other guys who are asshole or even agree and say men are pigs. They’re exactly the same and often worse than the honest pigs. When they pull this tactic run!
#24 They don’t fix shit! You’ll cook them a seven course dinner and slave away for them but how many times have you asked them to fix the fence or help you with a small task around the house? They’ll never get around to it. Keep waiting ladies.
#25 They take our jobs and make more money. Men have a history of repressing women since women are better than them in every way and their fear us. Men stick together and pay each other more and promote within their own group.
#26 The media. All the discusting over sexualization of women you see splattered all over TV is from men’s rule of the media. Women are told it is cool to act and dress like sluts. Men love to have sex with a variety of women because they’re selfish and love to watch non-stop TV which supports this fantasy.
#27 They’re unevolved. If there were no women men would likely still be swinging from tree to tree in the jungle. It is fascinating to women how so many of mens characteristics are so ape-like. Lack of higher emotions, warmongering, rapers, low intellect, driven by base needs. Women are more like humans and men are like apes.
#28 Fighting. Men love cockfights, bloody battles, violence, and war. Fighting is another way they express their base retarded selves, still imagining we’re in huts where the strongest man gets the most food. They haven’t yet realized the supermarket is a reality and the hunting days are over. Maybe in 1000 years they will catch up to where we are now.
#30 They only care about what you look like. Men seldom realize there is more to a person than how tight there ass is. You could be mother Theresa inside and they wouldn’t care if you looked below average. It is all 100 percent on the outside with men. Their goal is to get a trophy to show off to other vulgar males. They’re constantly berading you about your looks since this is all that matters to their dense, shallow minds.
#31 They’re heartless. Hitler, Attila the Hun, Vlad the Impailer. The most heartless cruel acts are orchastrated by men. No one can be a cold, heartless, or robotic as a man. It’s especially shocking to women who are capable of kindness and empathy.
#32 They love dogs for a reason! Ah, Man’s best friend. It is truly how they envision their dream woman. Subserviant, dumb, happy to see them no matter how much they smell, unable to talk, a slobbering mindless worm. Keep dreaming boys.
you just boosted my man pride
#1 Men can count to 33 without repeating 10 and ending up looking like short bus material.
#1 They try to talk about sex immediatly.
(Well considering that women just take and take and take and take from us… the only thing we learn to ever give a woman is sex… because that’s the one thing we don’t mind giving away! We don’t want to give you our money, and more attention than you really deserve!)
#2 They flatter insincerly.
(Because men are just whores to women, we have to create the illusion that we actually like you! Otherwise you don’t enjoy the fantasy, and nobody gets laid! Including YOU!)
#3 They use their lame excuses to cheat.
(You are right about this. Most men should be proud that they sleep around and not lie about it. Again, see #2. If we were honest, we’d ruin your fantasy sex, and since all we are are disposable manwhores to women, nobody gets laid by ruining your fun. I wouldn’t go see a hooker, only to have her waffle on about all her past clients.)
#4 They don’t understand emotions.
(Yes we do. We understand them to be a hang-over than our DNA has programmed into our instinct to survive. Thing is, the world is constantly changing, and we are using the most rational way of adapting to it. For example, many people are fat these days because instinct told us thousands of years ago that food was scarce… well, food is no longer scarce, but despite our emotions and instinct to pig out whenever possible, we must ignore our feelings and do the right thing given the circumstances. This goes for other human enotions as well)
#5 They mean something one day then the next they don’t.
(It’s called “changing your mind”. You might have done it once yourself.)
#6 They’re followers of other men.
(That’s because men actually have to work together in civilized society, lest we end up killing each other off. Sometimes this means creating rank and file and playing roles, if only to get a shared goal complete. On the other hand, put women in a group to work together and the cat-claws come out.)
#7 They don’t appreciate anything. Save your mans life and be the slave of his dreams and they still won’t appreciate it or thank you. They’ll dump you for the next thing that walks by in a second if they’re not already cheating on you.
(We have to continuously keep seeing other women because a woman’s insatiable desire for attention is never satiated by any one man. We KNOW you are goingto cheat on us, so why bother making any effort anyway?)
#8 They say women are gold diggers. Men only want to use women for sex yet complain women are only after their money. Every man I’ve ever met is a woman using whore and only 1 woman I’ve ever met was a gold digger.
(This is utter bullshit. Women use men for sex and then blame men for somehow fouling the relationship up so the woman can safely move onto another man without looking like she’s a huge slut – and also make the man still like her despite what she is doing. A relationship with a woman is delusional at best. Youa re still going to do what you want anyway)
#9 They cheat. Men are selfish. This is the real reason for their cheating. They only care about #1, themselves.
(I could say the same thing about women. Don’t lie and pretend that you’ve only been with one man in your entire life. We don’t buy that anymore… and don’t blame the men either. That’s a copout. You know you can get sex anytime you want it, or flirt around in a bar and get attention… it’s not the same for most men.)
#10 They put you down. Men treat women like crap, but a standard tactic for them is to put a girl down for their hair, cooking, boob size, anything they can thing of as a reason for treating you like shit and somehow making it your fault.
(Men are a little bit more selective about who they put down, even among ex-girlfriends. Chances are you’ve personally pissed off enough men that they can’t be bothered talking to you anymore or wasting time on your bullshit)
#10 They don’t listen. They don’t understand most of what women say and they don’t care either.
(Maybe because most of what women say is bullshit. We know you just want sex, so talking about other shit is a waste of our time.)
#11 They try to control you. Men are weak, slow, ect, so in order to feel empowered they try and lord over you, control you and have power over you.
(Inferior men will do this for sure… and the reason they do is because they refuse to accept that women will do whatever they want, whenever they want, and lie about it. They know women are going to cheat on them, no matter how good they are, so they fight against it. The other men who don’t want to control you have just accepted the fact that we’ll be used and kicked to the kerb when you’re finished with us.)
#12 When they say sorry they don’t mean it. Come on ladies wake up. They only reason men apologize is if they’re worried about losing their nookie bag.
(The fact that you have the ability to yank the nookie bag away and then get a new man in a matter of minutes ready for sex is partly the reason. A guy, even if he is rich, handsome, kind, good looking and sexy — has LOTS of problems fidning a woman ready to have sex with. All you need to do is go into a bar, and ask a guy if he wants to come home with you, and 100% of the time you will succeed.)
#13 They enjoy bodily functions. Much on par with their base ape-like stupidity, men enjoy talking about, and hearing their shits and farts.
(You have no sense of humour. I bet you fart too)
#14 They only care about your relationship when you’re going to leave.
(again, we are all just useless whores to women, so of course, we have to continue to play the fantasy YOU want — until of course, you want to kick us to the kerb and get some other guy to play pretend for you.)
#15 They forget important moments. Men are dumb and selfish.
(You’re just going to find some excuse to leave us at some point anyway. We expect that ahead of time. Why remember your birthday? You’ll probably find some reason to split before the next one. You treat us like expendable whores, not as friends. When you’re tired of sex with us, you promptly forget about us. Men don’t ditch their friends for no reason.)
#16 Their egos. Men’s egos are as vast as space. This is why they’re always flirting to get attention,
(And women don’t??? Holy shit batman! You have no IDEA the lengths women will go to to get attention. They like attention more than sex. The whole fashion industry caters to this need. It’s the reason why women go to bars, dress us, etc.)
#17 They’re pedophiles. Men are all borderline pedophiles. Checking out teen, preteen and if it was accepted younger girls.
(Everybody loves sweeping generalizations!)
#18 They judge sluts when they’re all whores. They won’t marry a “loose woman” who sleeps around like they do and will call them sluts and use them for sex. Then they’ll want to marry a virgin after they’ve “sowed their oats” and slept with over 100 women.
(The reason why virgins are regarded highly is because we know that the money we find into one is DEFINITELY going to have OUR child and NOT have a child with another man because you sleep around a lot, which we will pay to raise! You women will NEVER understand that because you don’t support the children unless WE LEAVE YOU and FORCE you to understand what we are prepared to sacrifice for a child.)
#19 They want you to be their slaves. Men want women to cook and clean and take care of their lazy selves while they whine about taking out the trash or doing any housework at all.
(If you married us, we are essentially paying you to show up to work and have kids. Get back in the kitchen. Don’t like your work conditions? How about quitting? Go get a divorce!)
#20 They don’t trust you. As much as men are lying whores, remarkably they don’t trust women who are much less so.
(WOMEN treat men like whores and sperm donors, and if you can get paid by the man to have what you wanted AND get paid for it, lucky you. Men are about as honourable as Thai hookers in the eyes of women, and equally as expendable. We are not human beings to you. We are just bots on a conveyor belt…. and then you wonder why we don’t trust you. You’ll say any old bullshit just to get attention, and you have no balls, literally and figuratively to be honest with us. We are not worth that much to you apparently to deserve that.)
#21 They won’t commit.
(Given that you’re just going to find some other guy anyway, why would we? Furthermore, some of us have some reservations about treating women like personal property. YOu are all free liberated women. What good would it do to chain you down? … and why would you want that – other than to use us as a souce of money of course!)
#22 They decieve. Men can look you right in the eye with a crocodile tear and tell you any sort of nonsense and its so believable you could give them an academy award. Its all bullshit don’t believe it.
(Well, you don’t like us being ourselves, so we have to act and put on a show)
#23 They’re different syndrome. Every guy will tell you he’s different or its all those other guys who are asshole or even agree and say men are pigs.
(Well if you haven’t noticed, men compete for sex. Say there was one man and ten women on an island. That one man is going to have sex with all ten women, no problems….. but what if there were ten men and one woman? You don’t need to have sex with all of them, the best man will do…. hence you fail to notice that there are lots of men on the scrap-heap that you subconciously want to keep there, becuase it serves your purpose.)
#24 They don’t fix shit! You’ll cook them a seven course dinner and slave away for them but how many times have you asked them to fix the fence or help you with a small task around the house?
(Well excuse us. We’re paying you to be a wife. That means, we look after you financially, and you do shit for us, NOT the other way around! Getting married is essentially a man buying a woman …. otherwise we wouldn’t get married. Actually, I have a hard time understanding why women are so romanticized about the idea of getting married…. why would you want to enslave yourselves?)
#25 They take our jobs and make more money.
(Ahem… we create the jobs, and you’re just along for the ride. We don’t take jobs from you. If you want the big jobs and the big pay — start your own damn company.)
#26 The media. All the discusting over sexualization of women you see splattered all over TV is from men’s rule of the media.
(No… men are just smart at marketing and use women as sex symbols to attract younger men into buying crap they don’t need in the hope of getting laid. Yes, it’s messed up, but there you go)
#27 They’re unevolved. If there were no women men would likely still be swinging from tree to tree in the jungle.
(More likely, IT’S BECAUSE there are no women that men pursue other things. It’s so easy for a woman to go out and get laid any time she wants and have her needs serviced by some cuckolded man, so she doesn’t have to think. Men are forced to risk their lives trying to get laid and do all sorts of inventive things to concentrate on if they’re not getting any.)
#28 Fighting. Men love cockfights, bloody battles, violence, and war. Fighting is another way they express their base retarded selves, still imagining we’re in huts where the strongest man gets the most food.
(Maybe we shouldn’t bother fighting for you anymore. Yeah, fuck it… you aren’t worth it)
#30 They only care about what you look like. Men seldom realize there is more to a person than how tight there ass is.
(That may be true. You may impress us that you have a doctorate in law and you may be able to make some witty conversation — but what good is that going to do us when we’re looking to mate? If you aren’t interested in that, what good are you to us? Congratulations on your achievements by the way… but why should we care!? You’re not doing what we’d like you do to!)
#31 They’re heartless. Hitler, Attila the Hun, Vlad the Impailer. The most heartless cruel acts are orchastrated by men.
(So why did so many women like hitler then? Maybe, do you think… that’s why he did what he did? To win the attention of women perhaps?)
#32 They love dogs for a reason! Ah, Man’s best friend. It is truly how they envision their dream woman. Subserviant, dumb, happy to see them no matter how much they smell, unable to talk, a slobbering mindless worm. Keep dreaming boys.
(Hrm.. why are women often referred to as bitches? Explain me that one)
Why don’t you just turn dyke if you hate men so much ?
Men on average, versus women on average, are:
Seven percent taller.
Twice as strong.
Fifty percent heavier.
Endowed with 3 1/2 billion more brain cells (22.8 billion vs. 19.3 billion).
Twice as likely to believe men are more intelligent than women.
Forty seven points (18.5%) higher scoring in SAT Math Exams.
Seven percent higher scoring in SAT Verbal Exams.
One hundred points (42%) higher scoring in Graduate Record Exams.
Twenty two points higher scoring in Numbers & Equations. Exams.
Four fold more productive in business.
Forty two points higher scoring in Calculus Exams.
Thirty one points higher scoring in Geometry Exams.
Thirty four points higher scoring in Physics Exams.
Fifty three points higher scoring in Mechanics Exams.
Twenty one points higher scoring in Electricity & Magnetism Exams.
Six points higher scoring in Heat Exams.
Eighteen points higher scoring Wave Phenomena Exams.
Twenty points higher scoring in Modern Physics Exams.
Thirty one points higher scoring in Advanced Math Exams.
Twenty three points higher scoring in General Science Exams.
Eleven points higher scoring in General Math Exams.
Forty percent higher scoring in hand/eye coordination contests like Olympic Platform Diving.
Twelve percent faster in track.
More emotionally stable.
Forty two precent greater income earners overall.
Sixty seven percent greater income earners in sales positions.
Responsible for 90% of average family incomes (California Senate Task Force on Family Equity).
More than one hundred percent of IRS Personal Income Tax Payees.
Less than 10% of federal social/welfare beneficiaries.
Ninety four percent of the prison population.
94% of child support collection efforts.
Pay more and are twice as likely to pay the “child support” ordered.
Acquitted one ninth as often for the same crime.
Sentenced 3 times as long for the same crime.
Less than 1% of harassment and discrimination lawsuits against their employers.
Recipients of less than 10% of “family leave benefits”.
Expected to live seven years shorter.
One third of Social Security recipients.
Eighty percent of murder victims, with no “Violence Against Men Act” to protect them.
Sixty percent of violent crime victims.
Five times more likely to commit suicide.
Sole initiators of 27% of domestic violence.
Perpetrators of 46% of “severe” domestic violence.
One fourth as likely to file for divorce.
Custodial parents of less than 4% of children of divorce.
One eighth as likely to kill their children.
One eighth as likely to abuse their children.
Holders of less than 35% of the nation’s wealth (Fortune Magazine).
Systemically discriminated against by law through affirmative action.
Forty seven percent of the nation’s voters.
Ninety seven percent of “Noted American Cartoonists”.
Ninety seven percent of “Noted Business Leaders, Industrialists, & Philanthropists”.
Seventy eight percent of “Noted Personalities”.
Eighty six percent of winners of “The Springdarn Medal” by the NAACP.
Ninety nine percent of “National Inventors’ Hall of Fame”.
Eighty five percent of Computer Science Doctorates.
Ninety nine point nine percent of America’s 524,732 battle deaths.
One hundred percent of “National Aviation Hall of Fame”.
One hundred percent of “National Baseball Hall of Fame”.
One hundred percent of “College Football Hall of Fame”.
One hundred percent of “Pro Football Hall of Fame”.
One hundred percent of “National Basketball Association Champions”.
One hundred percent of “National Hockey League Yearly Trophy Winners”.
One hundred percent of “American Bowling Congress Champions”.
One hundred percent of “World Boxing Title Holders”.
One hundred percent of “World Wrestling Championships”.
One hundred percent of “Kentucky Derby Winners”.
One hundred percent of “Tour de France Winners”.
One hundred percent of “Harness Racing Records”.
One hundred percent of “Professional Rodeo Cowboy Association Winners”.
One hundred percent of “US Open Championships” in golf.
One hundred percent of “Indianapolis 500” auto racing winners.
One hundred percent of “World Gran Prix Driver Champions”.
One hundred percent of “America’s Cup Record” in yachting.
One hundred percent of “World Champions in Chess”.
One hundred percent of “US Champions in Chess”.
One hundred (oops, 98.8) percent of Fortune 500 Corporations’ CEOs.
One hundred percent of US presidents.
One hundred percent of the authors of constitutions.
One hundred percent of the original disciples of world religions.
One hundred percent of “Poets Laureate of England”.
One hundred percent of “Enrico Fermi Award Winners”.
One hundred (oops, ninety five percent) of “Templeton Foundation Prize for Progress in Religion”.
Ninety percent of “Bollingen Prize in Poetry Winners”.
Ninety nine point seven percent of “Nobel Prize in Physics” winners.
Ninety nine percent of “Nobel Prize in Chemistry” winners.
Ninety six percent of “Nobel Prize for Medicine” winners*.
One hundred percent of “Nobel Prize for Economic Science” winners.
Ninety eight (oops, ninety three, oops ninety) percent of “Nobel Prize in Literature” winners.
Ninety five percent of “Nobel Peace Prize” winners.
One hundred percent of “Pulitzer Prize for News Photography” winners.
Ninety six percent of “Pulitzer Prize for International Reporting” winnners.
One hundred percent of Navy SEALS.
*Awarded while affirmative action was still law.
MODIFIED: Saturday, April 18, 2009
Copyright @ 2007 by Fathers’ Manifesto & Christian Party
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As bad as this is.. I will kinda agree with Chris. I’ve known women that have only used their husbands/boyfriends or whatever, just for their money. I have seen girls have kids to get that money if it the only way to get it. They hope from man to man, because basicly they are whores. I’m not saying that Chris is right in everything he says, but he does make a good point. Most women are whores, selfish, greedy, and the whole lot. Like I said, I hate to admit it, but look around. It’s true.
And as for marriage, don’t do it. It’s the worse choice you could make. It would save you a heck of a lot of money, and be easier to leave.
Another victim of fee-male abuse here. Just want to vent for a moment: What do you say when a woman asks you to carry her groceries?
a. I’d love to
b. After this can I give you a foot rub?
c. Go scrub my toilet sugar tits.
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT:
Jizz Muffin
Fridge Warmer
Spooge Socket
Sperm Sieve
Port Of Entry
Rent-A-Maid
Oven Mit
Tool-Aid
and of course, Snack Machine. Which is what women are like, a snack machine. You must push the correct buttons in order to get the mounds or the milk duds, but ONLY after you have deposited the money. Snatch Machine. The universal kapo. Ding Bat and Bimbo are still my all time favorites though. Worth less than a pill bug at a flea circus. Pound her and leave her where you found her.
stoooooooooopid…as if most men arent selfish, shallow, deceitful, unfaithful or whores themselves??? do u not see all the comments men here are posting about “throwing money at them and asking for blowjobs” ? NEXT
You are not a whore if you do not have sex in return for something else. Men give, women take. They both have sex.
Oh, and GTFO.
Did she ever lose the weight? By posting here, I guess not. Fucking fat bitches.
666th comment, by the way
wheres the picture??
Bravo Chris!!!! another example of how you cant have any origional thoughts or pionts. You get a thumbs up for your lack of origionality
Thanks cunt!
No autographs. No pictures. Just throw in money.
Accusing someone of having no originality doesn’t mean YOU have any. You know that, right? And remind your dried-up snatch we’re not here to entertain or amuse you.
The second you get that through your dense skull, you can stop blaming men for not entertaining you because YOU happened to be completely uninteresting.
You should probably get a puppy for that.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Awww Chris common now pull your panties outta your ass. I have never blamed men for anything…
if I wanted to “post Blame” I would take real issues Like paying those corp AIG fucks (ahmmm no dout all men) wat geniuses i might add for the huge cluster fuck they have created..or blame the “MAN” for the contract that was written allowing for that cluster fuck to happen…. but I am not that petty to blame all men for that scenerio. I as a woman have the copacity to recognize that only a hand full or aarogent selfish people a responsible….. ahmm we can guess which gender perdominatly possess those traits, for the issue. I also recognize that it will be men who clean it up.
And FYI men do entertain me you entertain me … why would i need my own puppet when I can obviously be entertained by you Dicks own personal 1.
menthinktheyarebetterthanwomen, mostmenarebetterthanchris
I find this rather amusing, He gives a personal view, which no doubt MANY people agree with, and you soil it with the shit coming out your mouth. Why give an opinion when we all know your mouth is good for one thing. Another hole to fuck. If and when you get the time to bother making yourself look atractive.
Get over it. If your going to spew bullshit from your orafice, and slander opinions, Etleast take the time to learn to spell, Allthough with your female brain…
Oh dear i should’ve gave you a request that you were capable of actually doing.
“I find this rather amusing. He gives a personal view, with which MANY people undoubtedly agree, and you soil it with the shit coming out your mouth. Why give an opinion when we all know your mouth is good for one thing: Another whole to fuck, if and when you get the time to bother making yourself look attractive.
Get over it. If you’re going to spew bullshit from your orifice and slander opinions, at least take the time to learn to spell. Although with your female brain…
Oh dear, I should have given you a request that you were actually capable of doing.”
This (above) is how your post should have been composed. The next time you want to critique another person’s spelling, first make sure your’s is impecable.
Your grammar, by the way, was abysmal. Didn’t you learn that prepostions can only exist as phrases? The worst part, for me, was when you used a participle and then failed to use the present perfect tense of the subsequent verb.
Oh dear, I’m affraid I lost you on that last sentence. Perhaps I should reword it so your man brain can comprehend the basics of English grammar. When you use the word “have” in conjuction with a verb, that verb must then take the present perfect tense. Using your poor grammar as an example, let us look at the root verb “give.” Give, gave, (have) given. You and your silly man brain composed a man sentence with the words “have gave”… Elementary, my dear Watson!
Normally, I don’t correct people’s grammar. I make exceptions for people who correct other’s grammar with equally shitty grammar, though. As a man, I’m sure that you are in charge of engaging in important conversations, so I decided to take a break from blowing awesome, intelligent men like you to let you know that you’re doing it all wrong. Speak, and type, with a bit of eloquence, won’t you? Have a nice man day, Raku!
*Yours* *impeccable* *afraid*
Just saying.
I stand corrected.
Thanks Bob!
I’m just doing my job as a man,I can’t accept your thanks.
I will,however, accept blowjobs,money, or sandwiches.
We have quite a dilema then. If you can’t accept my thanks, then I will simply say that I appreciate the correction.
@BOB
“I’m just doing my job as a man,I can’t accept your thanks. I will,however, accept blowjobs,money, or sandwiches.”
10000 man points for Bob.
Psuedonym-phomaniac :
* dilemma *
will accept sexual favors from you
Respectfully, I disagree that improper grammar or spelling mistakes should be given a free pass simply to convey an idea.
1. Your thoughts (s) are only as accurate as your grammar/spelling.
2. Why make reading a poorly written post a burden on the reader ? You shouldn’t.
3. Having said this, I would be the first to hold myself to that standard as well. Why ?
For one thing, I am a man. We should and do hold ourselves to higher standard. And, it conveys a sense of pride in what men do naturally. I also avoid being called a hypocrite, especially when we all should take the time to edit our posts.
Anyway, I find that women tend to be the most grammar challenged because it appears that they get extremely emotional with the result being poorly conveyed or worse, incomprehensible statements.
Ladies, the message is clear. Your vagina does not give you our respect. But it would be useful if you would try to earn it.
Reminds me of the dumb bitch who jumped in front of me in a line today. Despite the fact that she was good looking, I told her to take a hike to the back of the line. She gave me some nonsense about how no woman would date me.
To which I replied, my GF is 100 times hotter than you and she knows her place. So go to the back of the line.
No man would ever do this.
And I am STILL trying to figure out why women post to this site when they clearly understand that shouldn’t be here in the first place. And like the
” beauty vagina ” shouldn’t have tried to jump in front of me in line today, you ” ladies ” need to learn to stay the fuck out of here, too.
Okay, Nomme de Plume, today–and based on your story about the presumptuous female beauty queen who thought you would act like all the other guys hypnotized by pussy–I have re-discovered my faith in men.
NdP, dunno if you’re even still reading the site, but I thought I’d respond anyway.
Overall, you have a clear and cohesive writing style that conveys your information succinctly and without pretension. Your post is easy to understand as the structure is logical and you make your points well. I especially liked: “Ladies, the message is clear. Your vagina does not give you our respect. But it would be useful if you would try to earn it.”
However, in the spirit of your post, here are your errors. It’s only fair, right?
1. thoughts (s) should be: thought(s)
2. reader ? should not have a space before the end punctuation.
3. Why ? – see #2 (same mistake, twice).
4. to higher standard should either be: “to a higher standard” or “to higher standards”.
5a. And, it: in some cases starting a sentence with “And” is poor grammar, though it’s becoming more acceptable, which is good because I use it a lot.
5b. And, it: no comma needed.
6. I find that women: “that” is superfluous. Many people overuse this. It makes for tighter writing to leave it off when it is not needed.
7. it appears that they: see above, same error.
8. Ladies, the message is clear. Your vagina… This works, but using a colon between the two would flow better (or if you’re feeling brave, use a semicolon since they are independent clauses. I don’t use semicolons much since they can be tricky).
9. But it: see #5a.
10. the fact that: too wordy. Parse for tighter writing.
11. take a hike: cliche. Try to avoid using these kinds of phrases.
12. To which I replied: pretty sure this is a fragment. It probably would have worked better if you had added it onto the end of the previous sentence.
13. knows her place. So go to: see #12
14. And: I’ll let this one go, since it is acceptable use sometimes. And like I said – I use it.
15. they clearly understand that shouldn’t be: “that” should be “they”
16. they clearly understand that shouldn’t be: you used a contraction here, when throughout the rest of your post you did not. Be consistent in your usage: all contractions or none: anything else is sloppy.
17. And like the
” beauty vagina ” : sentence return where there shouldn’t be any.
18. And like the ” beauty vagina “: once again you’re putting spaces before/after punctuation where there shouldn’t be any. If you are as serious about proper usage, punctuation isn’t up for interpretation or personal whimsy.
19. ” ladies ” : see #s 2, 3, and 18.
Damn – one error short of 20, which would have been a nice amount to wave around in smartass mocking. But (see, I use it) I didn’t even look for sentence structure, etc. so, there are probably even more.
If you have read all the way down here, I am impressed. My whole point – made purposely in an obnoxious way – is that it really doesn’t matter as much as you seem to say. Everyone makes mistakes (look through my post and find them. I bet there are over 5). Read this other post I made taking the piss out of poster James, who made a similar contention as you did (James you’re right, though – it is fun!). The points we should be arguing here shouldn’t be petty, inconsequential ones like nitpicky grammar, which is a charge male posters here have made against female posters, so don’t take on a bitch role.
The whole gist of this long-damn post that made my back ache by sitting here so damn long looking up your errors just to prove you wrong (how petty I am today, I admit) = let’s address the real problems brought up by Dick and the intelligent, articulate, non-rabid posters. There is meat here so let’s make a fuckin sandwich, not quibble over whether mayo, ketchup, or mustard should go on the bread.
I also had a bitch jump in line at a convenience store: but this one was one of those old ladies who has too much money and too much plastic surgery and no manners. I knew her from my gym: a bona fide bitch, made worse because she was holding on soooo tightly to looks that were pretty far gone already.
I live in the South and the nice guys in front of me didn’t want to be rude to an old lady, so they didn’t say anything to her and instead we all just exchanged looks.
But I was pissed, so I went up to her and politely reminded her that all these other people were ahead of her and she was snide back saying she had already been in line and wasn’t waiting at the end again to finish her transaction.
I shrugged and walked back to the line. As she left, she turned to me in the doorway and said really sarcastically “thanks so much for your concern” and left like a Queen leaving the chamber pot behind for the maid to empty.
I didn’t let it go, even though I would have been the “bigger man” to do so. I followed her out to the parking lot and told her basically to learn some fuckin manners. Old Hag. I’m sure it did no good.
@Chris good to see you avoid a topic which brings up a major fuck up by men, with no room to blame a woman…..
@CRUDENCUNT
You’re cute when you’re furious.
If you insist that your smelly cunt is so entertained by me, why would you previously pretend that I was lacking any originality?
You should really be careful or I’m gonna start thinking you really LIKE me.
Menarebetterthanwomen
Not true – AIG does indeed have board-sitting female executives ( Paula Reynolds – Vice Chairman and Chief Restructuring Officer; Anastasia Kelly – Senior Regulatory and Compliance Officer, etc.; Virginia Rometty; Suzanne Johnson, etc.) among the men.
It’s precisely this, and other manifestations of “democracy”
(The United States is SUPPOSED to be a Constitutional Republic, by the way) which eff-up the system: let’s equalize everybody, via ridiculous politically-correct laws, which end up only punishing the producers by making them jump through ever-tightening legal hoops – hiring; promotions; the complexities of Sarbanes-Oxley compliance, instead of being business and growth focused; with results that some of these companies look to “expand” their ventures, such as by becoming involved in logistically complex financial instruments like collateralized debt obligations, credit default swaps, etc. – as the traditional channels for businesses to make their own decisions/profits have been choked to death (yes, big insurers need regulation – and AIG more in what it was doing with premiums; but follow the line of “politically correct debt” the company essentially ended up betting it would never have to cover – eeeverybody DEEESERVES a house, remember! – and it’s just another example of THE ENDS realized when you try to eeequaaalize everybody, and give eeeverybody a chaaance!).
In the end, PC laws and AIG execs, male AND female, are to blame.
helpinafattieextendedversion
Chris really, your still avoiding my post about how men fuck up…n its something you cant blame a woman for… nice its almost like i shoved a super de duper sized tampon up your mangina! and reverting back to the entertainment part ahhhhh i see I’m right about you, you automatically assume im furious i actually have a big ass cheesy smile on my face right now knowing you dont got shit to say but call me a cunt, and assume my “smelly cunt needs entertained by you LOL… if it did need some attention i can assure you I wouldn’t turn to a man who has no Idea how to pleasure a woman because hes so selfish he cant see that pleasuring someone else is in itself gratifying.
That’s what you lazy selfish cunts ALWAYS say.
“You don’t know how to please a woman” … as if pleasing a woman is man’s job, role, and mission in life – you arrogant twat.
Blow me.
Yeah exactly as I thought…
you don’t know how to please a man.
Yes. That’s how ridiculous you sound.
I’m not avoiding your post, cunt.
I just have better women to know.
what are you still doing here?
Failure.
@ benignbullet, i’m impressed you didnt come out attacking me and posted a very explanitory response. (exceptthatlastlilstatement)
However according to most men on this site…”the Women” you referred to actually hold no accountability due to the fact that they are dumb cunts who cant think for themselfs and are only doing what a man told them to do. There is that Guilty by association factor, but in retrospect they are incapeable of coming up the whole master sceme, or even contributing to it. In fact accordung to the thoughts of most men who post on this site they were only around to fill the minority/women quota are are to be seen and not heard. So lets take it back to who is responsible again according to the thoughts of most men on this site…
That being said i actually believe your absolutly right ** In the end, PC laws and AIG execs, male AND female, are to blame** I was just trying to show how ludacrist some views of most men who post here are.
@Chris Kiss… according to your ipman-hash this isnt Chris and I seriously fuckin doubt he’d pick ChrisKiss even I know hes not a fag and that name is a lil femine so im guessin your a woman. What i said is that he obviously dosnt care to pleasure a woman. Read what I said ***” pleasuring someone else is in itself gratifying” ***intrpret what that means..If I said that type of statement i believe it. I have no problem Pleasuring a man, in fact i enjoy it and find it gratifying. I wouldnt turn to a MAN who dosnt have the same views
• “I wouldnt turn to a MAN who dosnt have the same views”
Get it through your cunt, we don’t WANT you to turn TO us, we want you to turn AWAY and LEAVE.
THAT would be “pleasuring a man” but you don’t even know how to fuck off properly. So why would you pretend that you know anything ELSE about pleasuring a man in any OTHER way.
You don’t have to answer that.
B-bye.
OH shit..lol Chris Are you ChrisKiss, lmfao Maybe i was wrong you do have a FEMINE side. Sorry I’ll try to be more understanding of your feelings since you obviously just got your panties twisted up into your fat MANASS!! You are the best example of the kinda guy who talks shit online, but when confronted with reallife your probably a little pansy yes man. Women probably scare you. Stop lashing out at me because you have a problem with rejection
Cute but try harder.
You don’t MEAN anything to me. Therefore your “rejection” couldn’t possibly mean anything to me either. You arrogant twat.
Now go wash your stinky pussy.
It reeks.
YESS!!!!! LOL and I ment rejection from women in general, not me. There would be no rejection from me because i’ve seen you… I know what your about and I wouldnt even give you a reason to even think you could approach me. I’m way outta your league. You are a predator for women who have a low selfesteem and settle for less……..I dont fit that profile. Now get out your penis pump for your daily 30 min-only physical activity you actually participate in (were eliminating bringing that cheese burger to your mouth from being anything physical) and scan over previous insults posted by other men to try to piss me off
menthinktheyarebetterthanwomen…allmenarebetterthanchris
10000 comedians out of work and you’re looking for a job.
No woman is “out of a man’s league” since all women are whores. You only WANT to believe that. You NEED to believe it.
You’re a depreciating asset —>> and you KNOW it.
You can’t AFFORD to communicate or acknowledge the truth. Don’t worry whore… we get it.
Carry on.
Awww schucks Chris you think i’m funny im blushing.
Depreciating really Chris thats 1 of your problems. You see no value in any female who dosnt bend over and take your abuse/critisism. As I said your a predator of weaker minded people. You have the need to feel like you have the upperhand. I’m sure any relationship you’ve ever held you were mentally abusive and needed a submissive woman to feel superior to. Your friends you probably choose unsocial men who are looking for guidance, as you were once 1 of them. Now you read the MAN BIBLE that Dick wrote every morning when your taking a shit, and preach the good word to them! again passing his ideas off as your own.
I acknowledge the truth when I see it. You on the other hand avoid the truth which is AHMMMM
Your a fat ass lowlife who is a sheep in dicks heard. If he asked you to whipe his ass you would say “Shall I Use my tongue?” wat a Joke you are call me a whore, I maybe a whore but a Whore who’s standards you dont even meet.
••• “You have the need to feel like you have the upperhand. “•••
YOU have a stronger need to feel I DON’T.
But I won’t bother correcting you.
••• “I’m sure any relationship you’ve ever held you were mentally abusive and needed a submissive woman to feel superior to.”•••
Why are you pretending that EVERY women doesn’t fantasize about a man who is SUPERIOR to her???????
——-
All your sentence begin with “Im sure”, “you probably”, “i guess” , “you must have”….based on zero fact , knowledge or credibility… completely presumptuous, yet you pretend it’s the truth.
Only a woman PREFERS to believe the false shit in her imagination before making ANY effort to know the TRUTH.
…. while yammering on about the truth.
What a fucked up cunt.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
* herd * : < )
Yes women want manly men, I want a manly man. I want a man who can take chare and get it done and have never stated otherwise.
I’m sure any relationship you’ve ever held you ****were mentally abusive*** and needed a submissive woman to feel superior to…
Mentally abusive does not equal manly or superior it equals =ABUSIVE!!!!
Correction to your All your sentence begin with “Im sure”, “you probably”, “i guess” , “you must have”….based on zero fact , knowledge or credibility…
I started 1 sentence in that post that way, giving you the oppertunity to deny/ or discredit what i said, which it gives me great pleasure to see you pussyfooted around and did neither.
You didnt deny the other stuff i said about your chioce of friends ..about licking Dicks ass and so forth. Which is almost like an admission in itself that I am correct.
I maybe a fucked up cunt by your standards, but your standards really don’t mean shit. Your name calling isnt offensive to me it just shows your lack of ability to communicate properly in the english language, which you always brag about being such a pro at.
Good Job and making me see you for the pathetic, predator you are all the while again “Amusing me”
Cute try but you started almost EVERY sentence based on nothing but presumptous claims with zero basis in fact, suppositions and assumptions. And that’s just ONE post. Almost EVERY sentence.
Even when I called you complete cunt I broke it down for your thick skull to comprehend WHY.
Just go get yourself nicely fucked and everything will be OK.
And if you think typed words on a webpage are “MENTALLY ABUSIVE” to you…. you should see a doctor about that and reevaluate your own psyche before speaking about others as if you have a fucking clue.
… and before you attack my English… it’s not even my first language and if you scroll your fucking spelling is an ABOMINATION.
What’s you’re fucking excuse you cunt.
I didnt say posts were mentally abusive to me you fuck wad..I said and I QUOTE I’m sure any relationship you’ve ever held you ****were mentally abusive. Black and white get it straight.
I have no excuse about my spelling except i dont use a spell check unlike you, and I dont go over other peoples post looking to pointout mistakes to make myself feel superior in some minute way. its funny when I first fell apon this site I actually thought you were an intelligent man. Agreed with some of your points and expressed it. Now I see the truth. Your thoughts are only shameless pukeups of other people who post on this sites thoughts, that your just an arrogent no worthwhile pussy getting Jackass who makes me feel even more privileged to being a woman, with the ability to admit i’m wrong. psst if you need me to break that down I was wrong about you.
CUNTENRUDE: “Mentally abusive does not equal manly or superior it equals = ABUSIVE!!!!”
Look at all those exclamation marks.
I can recommend a good doctor if you like.
Your oh-so-valuable vagina is worthless here. We’re not buying so you can stop pretending that any man “can’t get any” when your poluted snatch isn’t worth panties you stain.
Yes you’re wrong about me.
And not just once either.
You know for a second there , I thought you were pretending to have me all figured out.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
*arrogant*
: > o
Calm down people. I didn’t realise anyone took this argument so seriously. You really need to tone down the fat comments. If you are so ignorant and blind that all you see about a woman is her image, then I’m surprised your brain has the capacity to run a website. If this is some way to show off in front of men, just stop. I’ll agree that no woman is perfect. In fact, no one is perfect. Women are sometimes moody, irrational, bitchy and over dramatic. But to class the whole female gender as this is just a dumbass stereotype. Lets face facts. Men will always be better at some things whilst women will always be better at other things. Men + Women = Babies. And thus, the human race goes on. We need each other. Fact.
Actually, you’ve completely missed the point. And the point is that we DON’T treat women according to their looks… we treat them according to their own behavior.
But we are also not required to fuck fatties.
•••• “I’m surprised your brain has the capacity to run a website.
If this is some way to show off in front of men, just stop.” •••
What’s wrong with showing off in front of other men? Whassamatter sweety. You don’t like it?? Too bad. Go fuck yourself. You don’t get to walk into the men’s room and tell them to stop, you arrogant twat.
••• ” Lets face facts.” •••
Yes, let’s. Women are not allowed or invited to be here. And the fact is — you intrusive cunts still think you get to spray your opinion as if men are supposed to “stop” because you said so.
The fact is – you’re out of your fucking mind.
••• “And thus, the human race goes on. We need each other. Fact.” ••••
Wrong. The only thing that’s required for the human race to go on is for you to play cum dump and shut the fuck up. Men don’t need you. Men don’t need to live with you. Men don’t need to tolerate you. That’s what you cunts don’t understand.
Its YOU who need US…… to fix your car. To hook up your DVD player. TO build your home. To fly the planes. To stock the grocery shelves. To rescue you from burning buildings. To go to war and fight for the freedoms and liberties that YOU take for granted, but won’t fight for yourself.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Haha, you really are an arrogant twat. The fact that you need to show off in front of men to feel like a big man just shows us that you are a complete arsehole. Go fuck yourself? Ooooh, you’re solid. Someone has an attitude problem. Yes, you guessed it, it’s you. You patronise me, I’ll patronise you.
Women aren’t allowed here? Actually it was a man who issued a challenge to a woman. So let me get this right, you can all slag her off but no one else can defend her. You really are pathetically low.
The fact is – you are an arrogant piece of shit. Or more commonly known as scum of the earth. You clearly think a lot of yourslef, egotistical jerk. I’m glad I don’t know anyone like you, you must be one of a kind.
Men don’t need women? Haha. How the FUCK do you think you were born. Or were you just the one person who paid no fucking attention in Sex Ed and thought he came from a stork. Grow the fuck up. Women don’t need to tolerate pricks like you.
I don’t need you to fix my car. What is this 1930? There are women mechanics, jackass. And I’m more than capable of plugging in a DVD player. All he jobs you mention can and are done by women. You need to get out from behind that rock of yours and take a look at the real world. Or better yet, take your head out of your arse and stop talking Shit.
I get on well with most people. A twat like you can’t be reasoned with. Would you say all this shit about your mum? I thought not.
Youcangolookattherealworld.
Menandwomenneedeachotherjackass.
Thank you!!! Music to my ears! Every single word.
THAT’s when a man knows he’s doing everything RIGHT.
But before this cunt implodes she should probably learn than babies aren’t born from women. BABIES COME FROM HONRY MEN WHO POUND WOMEN’S PUSSIES BAL DEEP.
Women are the ones who WITHHOLD sex from men. Even in their retarded personal relationships. Then they want credit for it???????
The only thing a woman needs to do to get pregnant is show up for dinner, lift her skirt and play cum dump.
That’s right bitch.
You’re not “holy”…….. you’re a HOLE.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Holyshit thats funny. and didnt this bitch start by saying “Women are sometimes moody, irrational, bitchy and over dramatic. But to class the whole female gender as this is just a dumbass stereotype.”
Looks like we found ourselves another dumbass stereotype.
And you’ll ALSO notice women will REPEATEDLY take the time to respond to men who they think are “egotistical, arrogant jerks and jackasses”….. in seemingly endless paragraphs.
Do women write NICE GUYS who make an effort to treat them well endless passionate paragraphs of compliments?????
No.
Women don’t respond to POSITIVE male attention. Their pussies only get wet for NEGATIVE male attention.
Fascinating.
I wish to thank Katie for setting that example.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Once again – for the intellectually impaired:
If you think, that in any way, men NEED you, you are truely and wholly deluded.
On the other hand, if you think, that in almost every way, that you DON’T need men, you are deluded to the extent of imperiling yourself and your MANborne, convenient existence beyond your (obvious) ability to comprehend.
STUDY this now, “ladies,” so we don’t have to keep repeating it:
the next time you need your furnace maintained/repaired; your air conditioner, the same; the heavy equipment which constructs earthen dikes, bridges, roads, etc. driven and/or repaired; those repairs to the roof that need to get done; your t.v., DVD player, CD player, or any other electronic gadget fixed; some heavy object moved from one place to another, and there’s no leverage-based MANvention handy to get it done for you; some high school boys sports team to kick the crap out of a college or de facto professional whimmin’s team, to demonstrate that, no, you can’t “do anything a man can do;” or yes, something beyond adding windshield wiper fluid to your car (whimmin’s version of “I do my own stuff on my car!”), or anything similar regarding maintaining/repairing MANventions……………
MAKE CERTAIN that when you call for service, or go in for ANY of these services, THAT YOU SPECIFY that only one of the finely trained whimmin is to be sent to your home, work around your yard or street, or play with your property in their shop.
Good luck with that.
If these scenarios don’t serve as an epiphany for you, you’re even dumber than you’re making yourselves look all over this Website.
getseriousorgetlost
I’d like to thank her because she really does have a tight pussy.
Just saying.
Dick is a good name for you coz u truly are a dick and the only reason you h8 women is coz u like butt fucking men. And if you were ever in my town you would get your arse handed to ya on a plate for disrespecting women like that. With out women no man would be hear today. There are lots of great women in the world and most of them have become wat there are not for being whores but for being independant and successful. The real reason for all this h8 is that your jealous of women because they are all more successful than youll ever be. And also your view on fat women is discraceful just because they are bigger than you but the sad thing is that u are really just afraid of them. I dont know were you get your point of view from but ive think ive got a pretty good idea and it is that your mother was a money grabbing whorewho sold her body for probably five dollars. Also shouting out to all you girls out there dont take what he says to heart because he doesnt no shit and the only reason he did this was to be recognised just because hes parents probablys abused him and treat him like shit but you know what his whole family are a bunch of fucking idiots. and there one of the many things wrong with the world today.
Learn to spell, prole.
well said Anth.
I like you girl =]