Helping a Fattie
Sometimes, I feel like the doors of a Hometown Buffet ten minutes before it opens. Every day, dozens of fat broads line up to bust me down.
Settle down you fucking cows, they serve that shitty lasagna all day.
Today, I’m going to be talking about one of these fatsos. One who has captured my attention like a humpback whale off the coast of Big Sur. Fellows and gentlemen, meet Donna Jackson.
Today, I’m giving Donna Jackson the chance to shut down MenAreBetterThanWomen.com.
This past week, Donna spent dozens of hours commenting on this website and sending me poorly spelled hatemail. She also set up a petition, complained to my webhost, and alerted the National Organization for Women. Her goal? To shut me the fuck down by screaming as loud as she possibly could.
That might work on the short and fat bus, Donna — which you obviously rode to elementary school — but it doesn’t work in the real world. In the real world, I have freedoms of speech not only as an American, but also as someone who realizes Daddy is not an omnipotent being who erases anything and everything you disagree with. So fuck you anyway. None of your two-ton tantrums will do shit and you will never have the power to shut me down.
Until now.
Edutainment
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com has always been focused on manly entertainment and education. That’s edutainment, and it serves to better all men. For example, a young man who realizes that women in the workplace are conniving little whores who do nothing at work all day but instant message each other and cause drama, will make more money than his uneducated peers. Studies have shown this.
Every man I convince to not get married saves like 300,000 dollars and God knows how much begging for pussy.
Today, I want to offer this same opportunity for self-improvement to one lucky young woman: Donna Jackson
Dick’s Fattie Outreach Program
Inside every great big blob, there’s a skinny little tramp just dying to get out and have a good time. That’s why fat chicks are so pissed off at “society”. To fat girls, everyone in society but them is thin as a rail and having a great time fucking each other without wanting to puke. I want to give Donna Jackson the chance to live that dream.
The following is an excerpt from a piece of hatemail penned by Donna Jackson.
“I AM NOT FAT. I AM AVERAGE IN WEIGHT AND EXERCISE AND EAT RIGHT. YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HOW TO TREAT WOMEN OR EVEN COMMUNICATE IN A NORMAL WAY WITHOUT BEING RUDE. I SHOWED MY BOYFRIEND YOUR SITE TO GET HIS INPUT, AND HE ACTUALLY GIGGLED!”
Of course while Donna was saying such obviously false and hateful things, I heard what she was really saying.
“I’m fat, Dick, and I don’t know how to stop! Please help!”
Donna, I am going to help. I’m going to be your Dr. Phil. And just like Dr. Phil, I am also not having sex with his wife!
Shut Down MenAreBetterThanWomen.com!
In the name of laughs and ending youth obesity, I hereby offer a challenge to Miss Donna Jackson. Sweetheart, if you can lose 20 pounds, I will shut MenAreBetterThanWomen.com down for one month.
You heard that right, readers. If one lonely fat girl who is obsessed with shutting this site down can drop a mere 20 pounds, every feminists’ secondary wet dream will come true. MenAreBetterThanWomen.com will be gone.
Every feminists’ primary wet dream is to have a dick. Either in them or on them; it doesn’t matter to a feminist.
Donna Jackson is a size 18. For those of you who don’t give a fuck about sizes above 4, a size 18 tips the scales at a whopping 230+ pounds. That’s a lot of woman to love! Hell, if Donna’s picture is anything to go by, it’s two women! Donna has to shed a measly 8% of that gargantuan body mass to shut me down. She could take up walking for an hour every day. She could do a few situps while watching television. Fuck, she could switch from Party Size to Fun Size Doritos and have pounds to spare!
But the real question is, will she?
If she does take me up on this challenge, I won’t expect a “thank you”, for introducing Donna to a healthier lifestyle. I won’t expect a “you were right”, for proving that skinny girls are happier. This is something I will give her for free simply because I am a better person.
Manclusion
If Donna accepts this challenge, I will post the rules here, including the weigh-in procedure and any and all deadlines. Donna has freely posted her email address on this site for discussion. If you would like to urge her to participate in the Shut Down MenAreBetterThanWomen.com Challenge, you can find it here: geniusiq161@yahoo.com But keep it classy! This girl has enough problems already. Women don’t get fat because they’re happy about their life.
Youth obesity is one of the greatest threats to our nation’s health. It leads to heart failure, injury, and me being grossed out daily. There is no fucking reason a 21 year old girl should weigh 230 pounds. A 21 year old girl has two good years left. She shouldn’t waste them sitting on a toilet shitting out five meals a day.
Let’s set a good example for young girls out there, Donna. Skinnier is better. No matter how much skinnier that is. Besides, if you spent half as much time exercising as you do calling me dickless and hateful, you’d drop that third chin like it was a baby you didn’t even know you were giving birth to because you were too fucking fat to notice.
Facts
On September 30th, this comment was posted:
This is what I wrote to NOW: “There is a website called menarebetterthanwomen.com that is not some small fringe extremist site. It has gotten coverage on several episodes of Dr. Phil and other media outlets and promotes hate and violence against women. NOW needs to take action. Donna Jackson, geniusiq161@yahoo.com.”
Picture Removal
In an email to me, Donna confessed taking a picture (previously shown above) from a random fat girl on MySpace and claiming it as her own. I verified this and removed the picture. Only God knows what Donna Jackson actually looks like — something I’m sure He isn’t happy about.
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I think it’s sad that such extreme cynicism exists today.
Yes, I know that cynics are a necessary part of life that cause us to question and inquire, but I still think we might be better off if we just respected each other a little more. Just a thought anyway.
Cynicsism?
Would you call a man who asks hard questions about RELIGION and consistently MANSWERS those questions with SCIENCE –>> a “cynic” too.
?
You don’t get to walk up to a man like that and say: “Respect the fact that I prefer to live inside my own imagination instead of REALITY”
…. and not expect him to LAUGH at you.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Oh. I wasn’t talking about Dick. lol. I was talking about a lot of people like you.
And I’ve already previously stated that “cynics are a necessary part of life that cause us to question and inquire”
If you bothered to read what I wrote instead of just lashing out at me, you would have the read the fact that my point was that perhaps all of this can be done in a more constructive manner. But of course, you didn’t bother, because you’re too busy telling me that someone’s going to laugh at me.
Being laughed at for preaching something the Dalai Lama believes in as well….one of the most pivotal people of our century….interesting.
Since when did I make any comment about wanting to “live inside my own imagination”?
Why don’t you make arguments from what I said, instead of making random assumptions about a person you don’t even know.
I DID.
I looked at EVERY WORD you said.
But I didn’t LASH at you…. I LAUGHED at you.
Big difference.
You’re not even WELCOME or INVITED to be here. You walked into the wrong room and you look around and call everyone a “CYNIC”.
Why don’t you just fuck off instead. That would be a more “constructive manner”…. instead of expecting men to “argue” with you.
Go argue someplace else.
This is not a place for you.
And it says so all over the place.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Looked at, but did you comprehend?
Comprehended perfectly thanks.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
LOL the stupid cunt actually thinks Chris was talking about Dick instead of himself.
Oh. And P.S. If you’re going to reply with an egotistical rant like that, you could at least spell the word Cynicism correctly.
Just a thought.
Pardon bitch…
German is my first language.
French is my 3RD.
So when you are as eloquent in German and French as I am in English…. on that cold day in hell… you may correct my typos.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Pardon bitch…
German is my first language.
French is my 3RD.
So when you are as eloquent in German and French as I am in English…. on that cold day in hell… you may correct my typos.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Egotistical?
I assert that the height of egoism and egotism is manifested by whimmin like you all the time - demanding that men consider you equal, without assuming responsibility for the same obstacles men must overcome, to achieve the same things (whimmin have demanded, and gotten, a positive handicap in the areas of criminal sentencing; divorce proceedings and material/familial outcome; program quotas in universities; hiring quotas for jobs, some of which they obtained via a diminishing of entrance standards; the ability to have their identities protected when they accuse and publicly malign men for alleged sex crimes; and many other unfair advantages, especially here in The United States).
Indeed, whimmin admit defeat, when they CAN’T compete with men on a LEVEL playing field, but instead demand special treatment.
You want a manifestation of more positivity?
Then start with your own gender.
Just “helping a fattie” - a full-bodied one, or intellectually obstructed.
menaremorefairmindedthanwomen
I just love it when a WOMAN tries to draw the line between a Man’s “confidence” and “arrogance”(ego)… put the chalk down before you hurt yourself sweety, and come sit on my lap.
A man’s life is not a game of HOPSCOTCH.
NO MAN IS AS ARROGANT AS A WOMAN.
No MAN was ever overheard saying “If don’t want (to fuck) me - you must be a lesbian loser whose mother beat you and have a tiny vagina.”
Women ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT.
CUNT: “What??? You don’t want me? What are you - GAY? No you probably have a tiny little penis. You loser.”
Please.
IT WOULD NEVER CROSS A WOMAN’S MIND TO SAY “THAT GUY IS A WINNER - WHO IS JUST NOT INTERESTED IN ME.”
And they dare call men “egotistical”.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
For men in Western societies, cynicism could easily be summed up as “the product of vast experience and intense observation.”
I’ll tell you what: as soon as you get the silly, deluded, VERY cynical whimmin on all those daytime t.v. shows (Oprah, Tyra, Ellen Degenerate, et al), in our legislatures, our homes, and the various and sordid other places they spew their fat-mouthed demands for equality without equal effort, THEN you can cum back here and give us advice on “being less cynical.”
Until you first admonish and help those fatties, save it.
Fucking hypocrites, whimmin.
menarebetterthanwhimmin
@BB —– YES. You comprehended that vagina perfectly too.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I find this site amazing!
And to who ever created this site, i feel sorry for you. You are cbviously a very sad, lonely and depressed individual who has more than likely been rejected by every woman he has ever met and therefore has felt the need to go online (how sad) and try and recruit men who are just like him.
i feel sorry for you, you have no compassion or love in your heart and u are so bitter and twisted!!…
Geez, lets hope u havent got any kids!!..
I find this site amazing too. It’s the funnyest thing I’ve ever seen and the funny part is that most of it is true. Menarebetterthanwomen
Dick gets more ass than a toilet seat you fucking skank.
This bitch is so stupid she doesn’t even realize she probably fucked Dick herself, or at least 10 or so guys just like him. I know this whore’s type, acts all prissy in public and begs to be spit on and have her hair pulled and cunt slapped when she is fucked.
Stop the facade bitch, no one here wants your stupid pity or sorrow. It is your genders fault real men are “so bitter and twisted”. Earn your fucking way in the world for once and get off of whatever man’s coat tails you are currently on because you fucking know you are.
The real funny thing about all these bitches that take the time to come here and make the futile attempt to debate, at an even slightly elevated level, have the audacity to berate men for coming to this site but completely lack the ability to realize they are here as well.
Fuck you dick
I love fat chicks
If I wanted to have sex with some model that looks like a 16 year old boy, I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
But I don’t, and neither should you
Besides, fat chicks are so easy and if you know how to do it just right, you can gtfo before she starts bitching
( To the broad that can’t use proper English.)
I can eat a whole thing of alphabet soup and shit out a more comprehensive paragraph than that… Go back to pre-school you conniving fat bitch…
“Inside every great big blob, there’s a skinny little tramp just dying to get out and have a good time.”
Lol, too true.
This quote will be my thinspiration for the day.
Once you get married your life is over fellas. Your wife will become a big fat ass as well as a feminist that will drive you nuts. The pussy hole is just a tunnel straight to man-hell so don’t do it guys!
Fuck their throats so they can’t talk and fuck their asses so they can’t walk!
Fuck YOU bitches!
Amen Bro.
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
are you seriously fucked in the head?
women are amazing,
every man and woman has come out of a woman’s cervix at one point..
..unless they got a C section.. thats a different story.
you’re all assholes and hypocrytes
so stop sitting your hairy fatasses at home on the computer and go outside and GET A LIFE
jesus, you guys are dumb.
Men are better than whimmin at irony.
@ GYU
why don’t you go out yourself and chase our ass then?
ha , funny
no, id rather you guys just sit there with your predjudism against women and think you’re god.
grow up, seriously.
“predjudism” is not a word. You MUST be a woman because you’re dumb as shit and can’t spell 3rd grade words. Beat it, cunt — this site is for men only.
@GYU
No, we rather wait till you grow up… we have all the time in the world.
For one thing it’s spelled “hypocrites”. It is easily noticable by your spelling you are a woman or an girly man. Quit hiding yourself behind that fuck jumble of a name you posted your smart ass remark under. Men>Woman from the beginning of existence to the end. Amen
Ever heard of Adam and Eve>?
i have done it. and i do do it. a woman’s feelings are worthless and are made so that we may take pleasure in hurting them. women are the ultimate hypocrites. they say “I want a sensitive man. a guy thats not a dick.” and yet all the good guys i know get shit on. what women really want is some body with vibrato, whether he’s a douche bag or not, she doesn’t care. as long as he’s confident. fortunately for me, women are also stupid so they confuse utter contempt and lack of respect for supreme vibrato… they tell themselves “oh… if he’s a dick to me and doesn’t care what i think he must really be something!” its sickening.
I can’t help laughing over the fact that most of these guys would only say this stuff on this website and would NEVER call their wives or girlfriends cunts, whores, or sluts to their faces.
Give them a break and don’t argue with them. This place is their little He-Man Woman Haters Club and like most grown men, they will be all about the “yes dear” and “no dear” when they are away from the computer.
If you don’t believe I’ve struck a nerve with my truth telling, just watch all the shit that gets flung at me after this comment. I will not be here to see it, but enjoy. Knock yourselves out, boys.
It’s okay. We’re used to the “run and hide” from the whimmin and “environmental estrogens” like you (going by name) who cum here and make unsubstantiated and (lest you become geographically local to us), unprovable claims.
Sissy.
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
I’m not insulting Michael just because he said I would.But I would like to make an observation—95% of the men who disagree with Dick are women, including, I think, our good friend Michael.
Hello to the great RB!
You’re probably correct (95% or so).
I wonder if “Michael” engages in this sort of self-comforting, psychological projection in every facet of its’ life.
Oh wait! I think I hear Ray Romano’s mom calling his brother (scoldingly).
Indeed, I think we just identified “Michael;” so we have actually encountered one of the 5% (ha!).
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
Hello to the great Benignbullet!
Yes.’Michael’ CAN belong to the 5%.But that makes him even more pathetic and disgusting than the other 95%.These manginas make me ashamed of myself….they are an utter disgrace to men.Oh wait!I’m insulting Michael now, so I must have been affected by his ‘truth-telling.’Poor me….;)
Cheers.RB.
Ray Romano isn’t even considered a man after all the crap he takes from his wife and mother. He is an idiot lucky to even survive, guess he’s been too much in touch with his feminine side
Yep. And just the type of pussy-whipped “defender” of whimmin who would (under duress) cum on here and project the circumstances of their own actual plight, onto us.
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
i have done it. and i do do it. a woman’s feelings are worthless and are made so that we may take pleasure in hurting them. women are the ultimate hypocrites. they say “I want a sensitive man. a guy thats not a dick.” and yet all the good guys i know get shit on. what women really want is some body with vibrato, whether he’s a douche bag or not, she doesn’t care. as long as he’s confident. fortunately for me, women are also stupid so they confuse utter contempt and lack of respect for supreme vibrato… they tell themselves “oh… if he’s a dick to me and doesn’t care what i think he must really be something!” its sickening.
Well, I did my part and emailed Donna, although after even the first 10 emails, Dick; I believe she probably got depressed and went on a week long chocolate binge. She’s probably gained 8 to the power of 10 lbs.
This website only makes men.. REAL MEN, look bad.
This persons email is paris-hilton-addict@hotmail.com
-Dick
KevJ:-”paris-hilton-addict@hotmail.com”
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Well maybe our friend KevJ is either a homosexual or a female. Or thinks she’s smoking hot. I’ve always been partial to her.
Of course you’ve been partial to him/her.You share his/her ip, probably even his/her computer and house.I think you share his/her body too.That could also mean that you two are one and the same person.Won’t you agree?
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
- Stephen Pastis
Kind of like how dolphins guide and “instruct” their younger peers to avoid sharks (in this case, those mischievous and devious creatures, whimmin).
But I suppose YOU - with your superior and profound reasoning ability - would have these osmotic channels removed, so the sacrifice (in our case, the unjustified and unmitigated cultural berating of men) could continue unabated.
menAREbetterthanwhimmin.
That person has been posting here under several different names.Fucking fat cunt of a troll that she is.
It’s sad that WOMEN are the ones who push you assholes out!
Mellisa, think about it, who needs a sad cunt like you for??? Really it’s not our fault that you are such a sad cunt.
That’s funny. Learn how to spell my name right first of all fucking idiot. Sad cunt?? O wow that really hurt my feelings haha NOT! It’s too bad that there really are some good men out there and all the other ignorant bastards like you make a bad reputation for everyone else. Get use to it mother fucker….women have equal opportunities just as much as men do, if not more.
*if not more*
That’s the whole point. As mass murderer Angelo Buono said when strangling Cindy Lee Hudspeth, “Die cunt, die!”
“Sad cunt?? O wow that really hurt my feelings haha NOT!”
Mellissa, it’s comebacks like that, that proves that women are the inferior gender.
And if you call making 80 cents to every dollar a man makes, and pushing a 9 pound accident out of your vagina because you were too lazy or ignorant (probably both) to walk to the bathroom and take a birth control that morning “equal opportunities”, then you really need to re-evaluate your term of equal.
Take a couple seconds to name three things that men can do that women can’t
…
Okay now a couple minutes to name ONE thing that men can’t do that women can, that doesn’t involve pain or humiliation.
… yea i can’t think of one either
Nice attempt Mellissa, but you have proved once again that women will come in a not-so-close second to man, and that’s only because there is no third party.
wait, what can men do that women can’t ?
Please do NOT say their stronger. Please, just don’t. It’s so untrue, I don’t think I can hear it again.
-Women are more compassionate (generally)
-Women can dance better (generally)
-Women can manipulate amazingly better (not a nice thing, but still very skillful)
-Women are more patient (generally)
-Women are more caring (generally)
:)
also women do curveing better than men.
So, they practice curving and they become what they practice and then thay can not go back and do straight talk again, they become a curve.
Curve means whore.
and by the way, No women composers for piano and opera,
too much curveing on women’s part for that.
Women are useless (generally)
And men don’t NEED to manipulate. Women DO.
1.Women are more compassionate (generally)
2.Women are more caring (generally)
3.Women can manipulate amazingly better (not a nice thing, but still very skillful)
#3 cancels out numbers 1-2, you fucking dumbshit. I wouldn’t call deceit, and coercion compassionate or caring(1&2 are basically the same thing anyway,you’re claiming superior empathetic skills, but you probably wouldn’t be if you took time to seriously analyze what you just said.). Oh, by the way, women’s ability to manipulate, your crown jewel? Actually doesn’t take any fucking skill at all, nor does doing it repeatedly to men enable women to see through it when the same ploy is used on them, switching our money for your sex as “bait”. The only reason why women continue to get away with it is that a long time ago, we men decided that you were all weak and stupid so to just rape one of you dumb bitches every time we needed sex was kind of unfair. I mean, we’re nothing if not sporting.You can’t say Sportsmanship without saying MAN.
Learn how to spell “get USED to it”…fucking idiot (sic). Your inferior intellect is hardly justified in criticizing others for grammatical imperfection when you blurt out similar fundamental errors.
Here’s an idea! Have an actual point you can substantiate without resort to personal insults, shaming language or other illegitimate meaninglessness…then you’ll be intellectually qualified to submit an opinion here.
Less effort is tacit admission that you’re incapable of rational discourse, hence your opinion(s) would rightly be considered worthless…as indeed they already have been by me.
“Mansman tells you what you need to know”.
Pushing is all your good for.
Hmm if men are supposed to be “smarter and superior” to women, how come you can’t spell properly?
I think what you mean is “Pushing is all YOU’RE good for.”
Just thought I’d point it out so you don’t make the same “womanly” mistake a second time… Wouldn’t want you to look inferior now, would we? ;)
Whence has spelling become a gauge for intelligence?And yes, I know about the ‘Women can’t spell’ post and agree with it.Now you’ll call me an idiot won’t you?Go ahead, have the pleasure of doing so.I’ll respond thence.
*had
Damn! 230 lbs? I dont weigh that much. Unless this bitch is at least 6′7 she needs to drop some pounds. She needs to drop at least 50 to get to 180. And that is still fuckin huge for a chick. Dick offered 20 pounds not because it would make her skinny, but because he knows that fat bitch wont do it. 230? Are you fuckin kidding?
I kno huh, im 5′11” 169 pounds with a muscular build, and thats for a MAN
Dick I would have to echo, that you are being entirely too lenient with this wayward whale. 20 lbs. .. for 230 requires nothing even remotely approaching the level of work us men put into staying in shape. 40 lbs my friend, I really think you need to bump the requirements up to 40 lbs.
For sure you men stay in shape. Do your homework buddy before saying something. Maybe if you did you wouldnt make a coment like than because you would know that 67.2% of men 20 years or older are overweight. While 61.9% of women over the age of 20 are overweight. .. So really.. who’s the one staying in shape?
You should be ashamed but you women have no conscience. Now stop the lying and go apologize to at least five people for being a slutty bitch.
Hello weph, could you put up a link to pictures of your tits and pum pum
I think as a general rule trolls don’t like fatties. :0
20 pounds? Dick, you’re being too soft. Fat women can lost 20 pounds easily; 40 pounds sound about right.
Good lord I’m fuckin cryin’ here XD
Leave from here
with tears in my eyes i think about what bastards like you do to oppress women. i wonder: is your mother proud
I’ve had similar thoughts, Laura. What would their mothers and girlfriends think if they knew? The smarter girlfriends would cut them off completely, I bet.
Kind of like we’ve cut those “smarter” feminist’s out of our lives.
menarebetterthanwhimmin
Smart men would never date a bitch like that in the first place. Thanks for all your genius psychoanalyses, you pseudo-Freudian fucks.