Helping a Fattie
Sometimes, I feel like the doors of a Hometown Buffet ten minutes before it opens. Every day, dozens of fat broads line up to bust me down.
Settle down you fucking cows, they serve that shitty lasagna all day.
Today, I’m going to be talking about one of these fatsos. One who has captured my attention like a humpback whale off the coast of Big Sur. Fellows and gentlemen, meet Donna Jackson.
Today, I’m giving Donna Jackson the chance to shut down MenAreBetterThanWomen.com.
This past week, Donna spent dozens of hours commenting on this website and sending me poorly spelled hatemail. She also set up a petition, complained to my webhost, and alerted the National Organization for Women. Her goal? To shut me the fuck down by screaming as loud as she possibly could.
That might work on the short and fat bus, Donna — which you obviously rode to elementary school — but it doesn’t work in the real world. In the real world, I have freedoms of speech not only as an American, but also as someone who realizes Daddy is not an omnipotent being who erases anything and everything you disagree with. So fuck you anyway. None of your two-ton tantrums will do shit and you will never have the power to shut me down.
Until now.
Edutainment
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com has always been focused on manly entertainment and education. That’s edutainment, and it serves to better all men. For example, a young man who realizes that women in the workplace are conniving little whores who do nothing at work all day but instant message each other and cause drama, will make more money than his uneducated peers. Studies have shown this.
Every man I convince to not get married saves like 300,000 dollars and God knows how much begging for pussy.
Today, I want to offer this same opportunity for self-improvement to one lucky young woman: Donna Jackson
Dick’s Fattie Outreach Program
Inside every great big blob, there’s a skinny little tramp just dying to get out and have a good time. That’s why fat chicks are so pissed off at “society”. To fat girls, everyone in society but them is thin as a rail and having a great time fucking each other without wanting to puke. I want to give Donna Jackson the chance to live that dream.
The following is an excerpt from a piece of hatemail penned by Donna Jackson.
“I AM NOT FAT. I AM AVERAGE IN WEIGHT AND EXERCISE AND EAT RIGHT. YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HOW TO TREAT WOMEN OR EVEN COMMUNICATE IN A NORMAL WAY WITHOUT BEING RUDE. I SHOWED MY BOYFRIEND YOUR SITE TO GET HIS INPUT, AND HE ACTUALLY GIGGLED!”
Of course while Donna was saying such obviously false and hateful things, I heard what she was really saying.
“I’m fat, Dick, and I don’t know how to stop! Please help!”
Donna, I am going to help. I’m going to be your Dr. Phil. And just like Dr. Phil, I am also not having sex with his wife!
Shut Down MenAreBetterThanWomen.com!
In the name of laughs and ending youth obesity, I hereby offer a challenge to Miss Donna Jackson. Sweetheart, if you can lose 20 pounds, I will shut MenAreBetterThanWomen.com down for one month.
You heard that right, readers. If one lonely fat girl who is obsessed with shutting this site down can drop a mere 20 pounds, every feminists’ secondary wet dream will come true. MenAreBetterThanWomen.com will be gone.
Every feminists’ primary wet dream is to have a dick. Either in them or on them; it doesn’t matter to a feminist.
Donna Jackson is a size 18. For those of you who don’t give a fuck about sizes above 4, a size 18 tips the scales at a whopping 230+ pounds. That’s a lot of woman to love! Hell, if Donna’s picture is anything to go by, it’s two women! Donna has to shed a measly 8% of that gargantuan body mass to shut me down. She could take up walking for an hour every day. She could do a few situps while watching television. Fuck, she could switch from Party Size to Fun Size Doritos and have pounds to spare!
But the real question is, will she?
If she does take me up on this challenge, I won’t expect a “thank you”, for introducing Donna to a healthier lifestyle. I won’t expect a “you were right”, for proving that skinny girls are happier. This is something I will give her for free simply because I am a better person.
Manclusion
If Donna accepts this challenge, I will post the rules here, including the weigh-in procedure and any and all deadlines. Donna has freely posted her email address on this site for discussion. If you would like to urge her to participate in the Shut Down MenAreBetterThanWomen.com Challenge, you can find it here: geniusiq161@yahoo.com But keep it classy! This girl has enough problems already. Women don’t get fat because they’re happy about their life.
Youth obesity is one of the greatest threats to our nation’s health. It leads to heart failure, injury, and me being grossed out daily. There is no fucking reason a 21 year old girl should weigh 230 pounds. A 21 year old girl has two good years left. She shouldn’t waste them sitting on a toilet shitting out five meals a day.
Let’s set a good example for young girls out there, Donna. Skinnier is better. No matter how much skinnier that is. Besides, if you spent half as much time exercising as you do calling me dickless and hateful, you’d drop that third chin like it was a baby you didn’t even know you were giving birth to because you were too fucking fat to notice.
Facts
On September 30th, this comment was posted:
This is what I wrote to NOW: “There is a website called menarebetterthanwomen.com that is not some small fringe extremist site. It has gotten coverage on several episodes of Dr. Phil and other media outlets and promotes hate and violence against women. NOW needs to take action. Donna Jackson, geniusiq161@yahoo.com.”
Picture Removal
In an email to me, Donna confessed taking a picture (previously shown above) from a random fat girl on MySpace and claiming it as her own. I verified this and removed the picture. Only God knows what Donna Jackson actually looks like — something I’m sure He isn’t happy about.
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To the dumb and obviously fat cunt below. This article does not insult all women just the fat, ugly feminists and If you’re not one, what the fuck are you bitchin about? No one wants your picture whore and no one is begging for it either. You sound more like a depressed feminazi begging for our attention.
motherfucker I hate you and I’m slim with no shortage of men wanting to fuck me but I imagine you only beleive that women who hate you are all ugly and desparate.I could send you a picture to prove it but I wouldnt want to give you the satisfaction of looking at my body-any woman who’d agree to fuck you or even let you look at her is probably severely fucked in the head.To be honest,I’d rather kill myself than lower myself to the point where I’d allow someone like you to use me to satisfy yourself.Oh and I hope you die a slow and agonizing death…of cancer…hopefully of the testicles
Jesus christ, what a fucking fruitcake… Seriously, I meet WAY too many women like that in my job.
this site makes it!!!! most women are little whores running around looking for attention and the cock. yes they dont know how to drive, yes they can make a sandwich, but man can make it better. so women shold just make a sandwich and bend over. so that man can put it in your but like you want it, then perfect your sandwich and eat it. yes!
I am a woman and I think that this site is hilarious… anyone with any sense would actually realize that all human beings have a choice as to what they do and how they behave… this site isnt going to make any man or woman any better/worse than they were before… if you don’t like the site then stop coming to it… as for me… I will continue to read it and laugh! Thanks for the entertainment Dick!
sure everyone is equal piece of shit accept (man superior) and (women non superior) there’s a difference in that sentence you know
All humans are equal pieces of shit, and humanity deserves to die.
Yes, that’s what it looks like, just after few dacades of whimmin governance.
Great post I agree with everything
Dick is a dumbass, you are just plain rude and hurtful. I doubt any girl would want to be with you. To the females who are not offended by this site: how stupid can you be to go against your own gender.
Shut the fuck up!
The females who are not offended by this site have probably:
a) healthy self-esteem
b) a natural body size and men to choose from.
Chances are you do not have a, nor b. You Hambeast.
Why did Dick stop posting. Gutted
Probably because she dropped the weight.
“She also set up a petition, complained to my webhost, and alerted the National Organization for Women.”
Oh God, I can’t stop laughing. What a dumb hambeast.
Wow. I don’t understand why women bitch to you guys about this. It’s so goddamn funny! I am a woman myself but i love what you say, it’s genuinely interesting. So ignore them custy bitches and keep on writing! And to all you fellow women, get back to the kitchen you fucking sluts! I am joking i wouldn’t say that but everyone is entitled to an opinion so shut your fat gaping holes and deal with it in a rational way.
yeah,that’s my girl!
men > women > fat women
no becca, women like you are the reason we’ll fuck your sister, mother or best friend!!!
You know, I have this theory on dykes…. there are no such thing. Now I’ve known some homosexuals and “dykes” in my life. While most homosexuals I’ve known throughout my life have ALWAYS thought vaginas are disgusting and would never fuck one, every silly lezbocunt I’ve met has three kids or gets drunk and fucks guys. HMMMM.I’m not saying there aren’t true les-hos out there, but you show me a hot “dyke”, a camera, a case of beer and a few hours, and I’ll show you a movie where I fuck a lesbian.
you men are the reason why women leave men.
We’ve said the same many times. Divorce comes when men stop kissing your fat arses, feeding your deluded opinions of yourselves..
“Hi, my name is Becca, and I’m an attention seeking cumdumpster!!!” Hey there. My name is Bradd. I have some beer. Only if you’re under 140lbs, are not homely, and are under twenty five years old, though. Only then can you drink my beer.
What the fuck are you going on about????
WE CAN’T EVEN GET RID OF YOU STUPID BITCHES!
Why won’t you leave, Becca?
no, two faced worthless bitches like you are the reason we fuck your siter,mother or best friend.
“замечательные поÑ?Ñ‚Ñ‹”
Я от них безума!
клаÑ?Ñ?)мне понра)оÑ?обенно!
“Прикольно”
Lovely
Haha.. I love it when fat bitches get pissed off at life because the skinny women are having all the fun. Just go ahead and slip her the dick, Dick. LoL You think it would actually quiet her down?? lol fat btiches.. can’t live with em, and can’t push them down a flight of stairs.. or can you?
whatever: I’m curious. As a social worker, have you ever asked a wife beating male what brought him to such an action? Or is his mental health of no concideration?
Shame, I was looking forward to debating with you, despite your shame attempts and insults. 1 am here and I have to get up and live my life tomorrow. Maybe some other time.
Dick..men are fat too, look at ronald mcdonald hes responsible for the terrible fast food companies!
Aw sweety. Snap out of it.
Ronald MacDonald is fake made up character like Snow White and Carrie from SexAndTheCity. He is not responsible for any of the fast food companies.
You look really pretty with my cock in your mouth though.
Hes not a real person you dumb whore.
HAHAHAHA !