Women: Homewreckers From Birth
It’s a commonly accepted fact that women ruin most marriages. At the moment, the worldwide divorce rate is somewhere around 50%. If it isn’t, I don’t care. The point is, in addition to being loud-mouthed and lazy, today’s modern woman doesn’t know how to compensate for her shortcomings in marriage by shelling out any respect. Women also have opinions these days instead of chores. That’s stupid.
What about when divorce isn’t a woman’s fault? It’s unlikely, but since I’m a man, I’ll be the first to admit when women are not to blame.
Science, unclouded by my male compassion, disagrees, and points the blame at daughters. The Little Women.
Gordon Dahl and Enrico Moretti have compiled a scientific paper that includes the following man-ass blowing statistics:
Parents of girls are 5% more likely to divorce.
Parents of three girls are 10% more likely to divorce.
Single mothers of girls are completely fucked.
Apparently, women are poison to relationships no matter what their age! Whether they’re making ten cents on the dollar neglecting their children at some stupid Barbie Dream Job, or just being ten and playing with their Barbie Dream House, women ruin marriages. There’s no arguing with statistics. The figures are black and white.
When I first found out about this study, I was appalled. Little girls are even smaller and more helpless than women. They know even less and need more assurance and assistance than their larger and more opinionated counter-parts. Maybe, I decided, that’s why they’re such a strain on marriage.
Little girls cost way more to raise than little boys.
Men (and therefore boys) have something called imanginations. It means they can turn a cardboard box into a spaceship or a racecar or an outhouse at a construction site. Little boys don’t need constant fucking babysitting and they don’t need a bunch of expensive clothing and shiny bullshit. Fuck the nickel and dime shit, today’s modern little girl needs to have her wedding and college financed! That’s the dollar double dip that broke the marriage camel’s back!
Little boys wig the fuck out at divorces.
As a woman, would you want your bedroom furniture burned or your teenage son to be banned from public school transportation? No way. There aren’t enough hours in the week for a woman to deal with something like that. That’s called, ‘boys incentivize a happy marriage’.
No one wants a daughter.
It sounds harsh and that’s why women are banned from reading all of this, but while everyone loves their daughters, no one ever wanted one. Cindy Crawford loves her mole and Owen Wilson probably loves his fucked up nose, but at some point both were catastrophes. What’s a daughter going to do? Get married to a billionaire? That’s some big fucking achievement. A son might start IBM or join the Marines. There’s no telling what kind of excitement lay ahead.
In conclusion, just like keeping a full-sized woman, having a baby girl involves a lot of charity. If you find yourself in the predicament of having one and you also want to maintain your marriage, take a lesson from China: have a boy instead.
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When a man has a daughter, in our matriarchal world especially, he essentially aquires a vagina he has no control over. He instantly becomes a fuckee instead of a fucker.. a bottom instead of a top. So when the slut lets herself get fucked by the neighborhood, the father essentially has to feel and bear the shame in the eyes of his peers - which she herself is clueless about and bears no cost emotionally, socially etc - the men of the family will bear all of this humilation alone.
If a man has a son, he aquires another penis. When his son fucks whores, the father can only gain pride and power in the eyes of other men - he essentially becomes a bigger/stronger fucker - instead of a fuckee.. a top instead of a bottom… a winner instead of a loser.
Thus, having a son gives a man much greater odds of becoming a winner - having a daughter much greater odds of becoming a loser.
-BMU
Right you are, Dutch269.
-Dick
So your Mom has come to the realization that girls are stupid? That is the only way to understand girls. How typical of a woman to argue against the facts.
Fuck your one stupid bitch. Men want sons to pass on all that they have learned and built up in thier lifetime, it comes from pride not ego.
Perfect example of how a bitch will twist something as noble as the family line, to suit her own ego.
I have a theory why males are more prized than females and I didn’t read the paper Dick inked to so if this duplicates any statements, oh well, you’re men so you should be able to deal with that.
Men obviously want a little version of themselves running around to carry on their genes, values, knowledge and name. Male ego and all that, I’m sure you’ve heard of it or come across it, even if you didn’t know what it was called. It’s pretty hard to miss. Now I know they could also pass on these things to female children, but it doesn’t seem to interest them to do this as much. Perhaps they think a female children is not for them to teach and therefore leaves everything, bar, gooing and gahhing over them, to their wife, in terms of raising. Aside from all the warnings about how bad boys are, of course. Naturally, if men have less input, they will soon get bored and wander off.
Both my parents very much wanted girls. My dad is an artist, and is turned off by sports, macho attitudes, etc., so he doesn’t relate as well to boys. My mom wanted girls simply because she’d understand them better. Girls can grow up to acheive much more than marrying a rich man (female senators, doctors, professors, lawyers, etc). Also, my parents had two girls, and have been happily married for over 20 years. That’s just one instance, but having a daughter doesn’t spell catastrophe for a marriage (it just slightly increases the chance of it).
are you aware just how much more energetic male infants and toddlers are compared to female infants? Parents would be too busy running after them to even think about divorcing.
Of course baby girls are adorable. That merely proves Dick’s point. They’d have to be adorable and cause all sorts of goo-gaaing over them to stop the new parents from tossing them out on an ice flow, or giving them to pandas to be raised, given what lies ahead.
That still doesn’t change the facts that Dick recited. Interesting study. Will take some time to digest it.
@Dick thanks for linking it.
@Billy agree with you on iMANginations.
-wolfe
Absofukenlutely spot on.
Narrow down the field to Western women only and the percentage of marraiges they fuck up are about 80%, no fuck that even, it should be higher.. Women just don’t know how to make anyone happy nor how to shut the hell up. Female for example, how many times could she have made us all happy by simply leaving this website forever? Its fairly easy but yet she refuses to shut up or go away.
Love this one “iMANginations”
Something women aren’t born with.
You have no idea what you are talking about per usual. Baby girls are adorable.