Women: Homewreckers From Birth
It’s a commonly accepted fact that women ruin most marriages. At the moment, the worldwide divorce rate is somewhere around 50%. If it isn’t, I don’t care. The point is, in addition to being loud-mouthed and lazy, today’s modern woman doesn’t know how to compensate for her shortcomings in marriage by shelling out any respect. Women also have opinions these days instead of chores. That’s stupid.
What about when divorce isn’t a woman’s fault? It’s unlikely, but since I’m a man, I’ll be the first to admit when women are not to blame.
Science, unclouded by my male compassion, disagrees, and points the blame at daughters. The Little Women.
Gordon Dahl and Enrico Moretti have compiled a scientific paper that includes the following man-ass blowing statistics:
Parents of girls are 5% more likely to divorce.
Parents of three girls are 10% more likely to divorce.
Single mothers of girls are completely fucked.
Apparently, women are poison to relationships no matter what their age! Whether they’re making ten cents on the dollar neglecting their children at some stupid Barbie Dream Job, or just being ten and playing with their Barbie Dream House, women ruin marriages. There’s no arguing with statistics. The figures are black and white.
When I first found out about this study, I was appalled. Little girls are even smaller and more helpless than women. They know even less and need more assurance and assistance than their larger and more opinionated counter-parts. Maybe, I decided, that’s why they’re such a strain on marriage.
Little girls cost way more to raise than little boys.
Men (and therefore boys) have something called imanginations. It means they can turn a cardboard box into a spaceship or a racecar or an outhouse at a construction site. Little boys don’t need constant fucking babysitting and they don’t need a bunch of expensive clothing and shiny bullshit. Fuck the nickel and dime shit, today’s modern little girl needs to have her wedding and college financed! That’s the dollar double dip that broke the marriage camel’s back!
Little boys wig the fuck out at divorces.
As a woman, would you want your bedroom furniture burned or your teenage son to be banned from public school transportation? No way. There aren’t enough hours in the week for a woman to deal with something like that. That’s called, ‘boys incentivize a happy marriage’.
No one wants a daughter.
It sounds harsh and that’s why women are banned from reading all of this, but while everyone loves their daughters, no one ever wanted one. Cindy Crawford loves her mole and Owen Wilson probably loves his fucked up nose, but at some point both were catastrophes. What’s a daughter going to do? Get married to a billionaire? That’s some big fucking achievement. A son might start IBM or join the Marines. There’s no telling what kind of excitement lay ahead.
In conclusion, just like keeping a full-sized woman, having a baby girl involves a lot of charity. If you find yourself in the predicament of having one and you also want to maintain your marriage, take a lesson from China: have a boy instead.
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SON OF THE SUNS!!!!! preach it!!!!!!!
Most men on this site have.
KL we’ve all been there, the problem is harlots like you want men like us to work 80 hour weeks and pamper you while you fuck the thug dealing drugs around the corner.
We know your ways back to front. We’ve been through this before.
I bow to no cunt.
Hahaha.
Good one Diamatik.
You’re are a great example of everything that is wrong.
Women are what’s wrong with the men.
That is the main reason women are not allowed.
Like paying you for sex so that you can buy a BMW then claim that it was your money that paid for it?
sure ill bake some cookies for my man, cook him a nice meal if he asks but i think he should do some nice things for me too
Why wouldnt you want to cook and clean? Dosent it make you feel good to do that?
read the article and then tell me that im wrong. If you agree with this guy WE ARE ALL DOOMED
look , just some respect what happened to respect these days? you all have to be macho jerks. Theres a couple good ones out there though.
The question is , why wouldnt you want to pamper your woman? Why wouldnt you want to provide? Dosent it make you feel good to do that?
In other posts you said that women should be pampered and men are only good for work; that they should not only provide an income but also cook and clean, and accept the fact that you don’t do anything at all.
So, if you think there’s something wrong with men these days, I’ll take that as a compliment.
youre as bad as the terrorists, id shoot ya dead
if you were here id shoot you dead for the good of humanity
you make me fucking sick . The guy who wrote this article is the definition of everything thats wrong with men these days. Youre a disgusting piece of shit.
You lost just by coming on this site, bitch. See this is the sort of thing which makes me atheist. You bloody christians who go ‘we have the right way, all others are idiots’. Be like proper christians and just accept that people don’t follow your ideals all the time.
As I’ve always said: Preach to the choir and you’ll never lose.
As we’ve always said, fuck off.
As I’ve always said: You can’t argue with ignorance.