Women: Homewreckers From Birth
It’s a commonly accepted fact that women ruin most marriages. At the moment, the worldwide divorce rate is somewhere around 50%. If it isn’t, I don’t care. The point is, in addition to being loud-mouthed and lazy, today’s modern woman doesn’t know how to compensate for her shortcomings in marriage by shelling out any respect. Women also have opinions these days instead of chores. That’s stupid.
What about when divorce isn’t a woman’s fault? It’s unlikely, but since I’m a man, I’ll be the first to admit when women are not to blame.
Science, unclouded by my male compassion, disagrees, and points the blame at daughters. The Little Women.
Gordon Dahl and Enrico Moretti have compiled a scientific paper that includes the following man-ass blowing statistics:
Parents of girls are 5% more likely to divorce.
Parents of three girls are 10% more likely to divorce.
Single mothers of girls are completely fucked.
Apparently, women are poison to relationships no matter what their age! Whether they’re making ten cents on the dollar neglecting their children at some stupid Barbie Dream Job, or just being ten and playing with their Barbie Dream House, women ruin marriages. There’s no arguing with statistics. The figures are black and white.
When I first found out about this study, I was appalled. Little girls are even smaller and more helpless than women. They know even less and need more assurance and assistance than their larger and more opinionated counter-parts. Maybe, I decided, that’s why they’re such a strain on marriage.
Little girls cost way more to raise than little boys.
Men (and therefore boys) have something called imanginations. It means they can turn a cardboard box into a spaceship or a racecar or an outhouse at a construction site. Little boys don’t need constant fucking babysitting and they don’t need a bunch of expensive clothing and shiny bullshit. Fuck the nickel and dime shit, today’s modern little girl needs to have her wedding and college financed! That’s the dollar double dip that broke the marriage camel’s back!
Little boys wig the fuck out at divorces.
As a woman, would you want your bedroom furniture burned or your teenage son to be banned from public school transportation? No way. There aren’t enough hours in the week for a woman to deal with something like that. That’s called, ‘boys incentivize a happy marriage’.
No one wants a daughter.
It sounds harsh and that’s why women are banned from reading all of this, but while everyone loves their daughters, no one ever wanted one. Cindy Crawford loves her mole and Owen Wilson probably loves his fucked up nose, but at some point both were catastrophes. What’s a daughter going to do? Get married to a billionaire? That’s some big fucking achievement. A son might start IBM or join the Marines. There’s no telling what kind of excitement lay ahead.
In conclusion, just like keeping a full-sized woman, having a baby girl involves a lot of charity. If you find yourself in the predicament of having one and you also want to maintain your marriage, take a lesson from China: have a boy instead.
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Will Sombody PLEASE call Homeland Security on this bitch?!
Preach? Like you have the “Divine Authority” to do so? You better go while the going is good.
Or in other Words: “legalized Prostitution” the state doesn’t give-a-shit as long as they get their cut!
OH REALLY?? What makes you “judge, jury, & executioner?!
oh btw: This is a MEN’S Site For REAL MEN ONLY!
In other words: GET LOST!
I’m sorry you guys are feeling bitter. I don’t blame you for feeling worn out but please consider that not all women are the same. Women are questionable and if you’re lucky maybe you’ll find a real angel.
They might be this way with you, but they’ll even come and mess up all the work you’ve done to try to be one of those 5% trying to really be happy in your marriage, so I say everyone is absolutely screwed.
I came into the world as a female and there’s nothing I can do about changing that. I’ll never be in peace - I’ll never be able to have female friends who wont go after my husband or homewreck for the fun of it and I’ll never be able to really know if my husband might be one to eventually cheat. Right? It’s really a sad state of affairs. I know there are good people out there….
I have 3 sons and a daughter. My daughter is just like her mom; naggy, stubborn, and just an all around bitch. I don’t know how her boyfriend puts up with it. poor fellow
Girl, is that “sick” like the way Pauly describes one of his righteous creations on Orange County Choppers?
I believe you’re right! We are sick bastards! The sickest!!
-Banzai
YOU ARE A SICK BUNCH OF BASTARDS
Again a brilliant point.
By my reading of the American Constitution as an unchanging, literal document that can only be altered via the Amendment process, marriage isn’t even a function of the State.
Marriage is a religious ceremony: Catholics, in fact, place marriage on the same level as Holy Communion and Priesthood. Therefore under the 1st Amendment, marriage cannot within the purview of the Federal Government at least.
Since most States also have similar freedom-of-religion clauses in their Constitution, most States should not be able to touch marriage.
This of course wouldn’t stop atheists like myself from drawing up a marriage-like contract on our own. However, as you say, such individual contracts would avoid sharing our partners with the State.
The moment government adheres to the Constitution and gets out of the marriage business, the moment marriage will become significantly more stable.
However, fat chance that will ever happen. Political power is now based on ignoring the Constitution except when making speeches. No politician will ever voluntarily reduce their own power by adhering to Constitutional limits.
And yes, I know about Ron Paul. I wish there were more like him. But there aren’t.
Marriage is polygamy. That’s why is can’t work. End of story.
Imagine two women and a man all trying to be married to each other… The women would get jealous. Same problem with 2 men and one women. After all, would you share your women with another man?
Now consider these:
“Dear, how should we school our children?” “Hmm.. let’s ask the state. The state thinks we should send them to this school.”
“Honey, should we remodel the bathroom?” “Hmm… let’s ask the state.. Nope, the state won’t grant us a license to do that. The bathroom shall remain the way it is”.
“Dear, I want to buy a hand-gun to protect the home in case there’s a burglar” “Hmm… the state says we need to get fingerprinted to do that. Sorry, no gun. But we could always dial 911 if we walk in on a burglary in progress. That should be sufficient”.
“Honey, let’s have a baby, what name shall we give him?” “Hmm… I don’t know, but remember we have to share our baby with the state by getting a birth certificate, and he can’t work for our family business until he’s 16, but he must still graduate high school at 18. Our third spouse, the state, requires it”.
“Dear, come here and have sex with me” “Hmm.. I’m tired, and plus, the state says I don’t have to have sex with you if I am not in the mood. Otherwise it’s rape”.
State Marriage is polygamy. That’s why it fails. If you get married, write your own contract, don’t use a lawyer, and make your girl sign it. Do NOT get a state marriage license, or else your marriage is doomed.
Why are we men sharing our women with the state???
Fuck no it doesn’t you gunt havin hoe. Men are basically paying for sex these days, lets see a woman do the shit we do. The only thing amazing woman do is have babies and occasionally shut the fuck up and color like they need to. If you didn’t use us like were a fuckin IV bag sucking us dry then you wouldn’t be seen as a worthless piece of pussy(its all your good for sometimes).
“The national divorce rate is 50%.
I read it was higher.
And in some places it’s women destroying 70% of marraiges.
And this makes sense stats show women file for divorce over 70% of the time.
From my life experinces I know women are rarely ever happy. Almost everytime my wife opens her motuh the same few words start her sentences with “I want.”
I’ve been picking at her about it. But it’s true. Most women are never satisfied with all that they have.
“The national divorce rate is 50%. (It’s higher in some parts of the country, like CA) However, I ask you, consider of the number of people who are in a bad marriage, but elect to stay. (Men who don’t want to lose 50%, ….women who know they can’t support themselves alone, etc) Next, think of how many more couples stay together just for the sake of the kids. Of these, “forced marriages,” consider how many of these marriages involve infidelity. A shot in the dark, but I estimate the percentage of happy & monogamous marriages to be under 5%. Are these odds you would take in a business venture? Or even a raffle ticket? Most of the risk-averse population would not. Yet they seek this exception to the rule everyday at the altar.”
From: http://www.nomarriage.com/
My boyfriend is as far from a thug as you can get; he pays for his half of the date, but it would be unfair for him to pay for both of us because it would just cost too much to pay both halves for dates every weekend. He might be able to afford it but it would be unfair. And he has never cheated.
Exactly.
Alex is a hardworking girl who’s so obsessed with her thug bf that she supports his deadbeat ass while he fucks her sister/friend/roomate.
Don’t think that just because you can paste statistics and talk rationally that you are one of us, because that is a lie.
Alex you dont speak for most of women. You think because you and a few other women pay for their dead beat bfs, most of most women in that situation either live togeather and their husband/boyfriend doesnt have a job, or the significant other is a jerk that wont work. Most of you dont mind going on a date thats decent looking, but you let him ask u and get a free night and never call him again. (you women wouldnt want to actually pay for a date would u lol). But i would say some men are too prideful and pay for dates but i think people wouldnt have their feeling hurt and women would be accepting dates less often if men stopped paying. Hell wise up guys you lose either way.
Wrong.
@ Brian- I think that men being used for their money (at least in dating situations) is a slowly dying trend. I’m 19, and on dates among people my age the cost of dates is usually split in half. I know I personally always pay half the cost of dates, I don’t know if my boyfriend has ever paid my part of a date. Dates simply cost too much and it’s ridiculous for one person to pay for all of it.
@ Son of the Sons- This may be more true now then it was 50 years ago, but even with the 50% divorce rate, the other 50% of marriages stay together. Many people are happily married, it isn’t as if every marriage succumbs to infidelity and divorce.
No man in his right mind would marry a modern women.
The only men who want to marry modern women are homosexual politicians who need a cover marriage and don’t give a fuck if their wife is fucking someone else, because they’re sucking their political aid’s cock in rest areas.
Show me a heterosexual man over age 22 married to a modern woman, and I’ll show you a fool.
my take on what ive seen is most women dont want to work, want babies, want money, need a man that works a good 40-80 hour week. But statistics are showing more women are being caught cheating EVERY year. I know there are good women and good men but i see good guys being used for money in simple dating situations everyday in our youth. Do you ever see a decent looking guy trying to milk a decent looking girl for a meal ticket? honestly? Ive never seen that. Its sad that women are viewed as sexual objects in the media but its even sadder when good men are being used for their possessions and what not. And what i dont understand is why some women will complain their not getting a good guy theres none out there when their dating the jerk type. You say youve dated how many guys but their all jerks. Well its cuz all you date is jerks your attracted to them and thats what screws you over. Take a look at the others that dont want good guys and love the jerks you girls have been messing with mens minds. Your terrible indecent creatures. Your body is no better than a mans God made us to reproduce enjoy life living togeather and not hold things over eachothers heads