How A Woman Solves A Problem
Yesterday, I was sent this email by a dumb bitch who I will refer to as “Winona” — because that’s her name.
From: Empress Winona
Subject: I’m going to sue youSomeone has posted my number on your site. I have since gotten death threats by phone mentioning your website. We have recorded the call, found the owner of the phone and intend to prosecute.
Remove my number from you website. We plan to see you in court as well for allowing women’s personally information posted, violating their privacy and security rights.
Not an intelligent practice if you want to avoid prison.
The authorities have already recorded the information listed on your site and it will be presented it court. The longer you allow the content to remain, the more damage it does to you and your “movement”.
Remove my number from your site now.
That is the entire email. At the time it was sent, I was on the Toucher and Rich show in Boston 104.1 FM explaining to some broad why it’s not men’s responsibility to make fat women feel good about themselves. It’s actually men’s responsibility to make fat women feel bad about themselves. That’s called a big fat incentive to lose your big fat ass.
Attention she-pigs: the easiest way to end your shame and misery is to hit the treadmill.
I knew the dozy bitch was as fat as a house because only fat women give a shit about fat woman problems. The rest of the world doesn’t care. And why should it? Fat women are useless.
Naturally, her response was, “well, men are fat too!” I know you are, but what am I. A classic defense. If arguing with women was chess, that would be the only move in the book.
The above email is how women solve problems. If something exists that a woman doesn’t like, she gets nice and pissed off about it and then runs straight to the highest authority figure she can find. Until she gets married or her ovaries go bad, this figure goes by the name of “Daddy”. And once women find him, they don’t stop bitching until your life is ruined.
Does Cindy Sheehan ring a bell?
Are you unknowingly disturbing your female neighbor with some late night rocking? Or are you just so good in bed that even when you try not to set your lady off like an air-raid siren, she just gets worse? Trust me, I know what you’re going through. Trust me.
Trust me.
Well if your neighbor is a woman, don’t expect her to knock on your door the next day with a polite and civil request. Don’t expect her to put a Post-It note on your mailbox that says, “Hey, can you do me a favor and keep it down? I don’t know if you’re aware of it, but your late night sexcapades are a nuisance. And since I’m not sure you’re even aware of it, I’m not going to be a total cunt about it.”
That’s called “responding appropriately”. What you should expect from a woman is the exact opposite.
How Women Deal With Problems
1. Shame
2. Blame
3. Maim
Shame
Women are desperately afraid of confrontation and they refuse to admit it. The world is built on confrontation and if you got stuck with a vagina instead of ass-busting fists and a brain that invented the wheel, you got fucked.
Blame
When faced with confrontation, no matter how small and civil it might be, women blame you for not reading their minds and thereby “forcing” them into a position that requires action. Women are used to opening their legs to get what they want, not their mouths. The fastest way to shut a woman up is by needing her to say something. Just ask the overwhelming majority of children who are sexually and physically abused by the men their single mothers bring into their lives.
Maim
Call the cops because someone posted your phone number to an undisclosed page on the internet? To a woman, that sounds reasonable. Start immediately threatening legal and criminal action instead of working out the problem? That’s the only recourse when you expect everyone to read your mind. It’s actually a compromise for what a woman really wants to do — which is cut your dick off. The problem with women is that no one can read their minds because their minds are written with shit on shit.
In other words, women are shit heads.
Women are also shit projectors. They assume everyone is out to screw them because they themselves are out to screw everyone. That’s what happens when you have a vagina and no skills. You have to screw to get by. Men assume everyone is doing their best because that’s what we men always do: our best at all times and we’re perfect in every way. We men project that intent onto everyone else. That’s why we tell people when they’re fucking up; people like fat women! We assume they don’t know any better because why would anyone fuck up on purpose?
Why would fat women be fat on purpose? They must not know it’s disgusting.
Manclusion
Women solve problems by telling everyone about the problem except the one person who could have easily solved it: you.
The cops cannot remove shit from my website. Attorneys cannot remove shit from my website. Google cannot remove shit from my website. Wordpress cannot remove shit from my website. Amazon.com, Simon & Schuster, YouTube, and Barnes & Noble cannot remove shit from my website. So quit threatening to tell them. If you’ve got a problem with something, email me and wait patiently for a response. If you’re a woman, include a picture of your tits because I’ve got better things to do with my time than talk to fat broads.
Hot girls and fat girls are different species. If you have enough money, you can fuck fat girls without a condom. You’re too rich to biologically reproduce with one.
Below is my email response to Empress Winona.
It would help if you gave me a URL, sugar tits. Or should I just punch “Winona’s phone number” into the Google and see what comes up?
-Dick
I did exactly that as a laugh and guess what I fucking found.
Her phone number.
On her professional dominatrix escort profile.
She does not accept credit cards.
When a whore is too ugly to be a stripper and too lazy to be a prostitute, she becomes a dominatrix. This has been true since the beginning of time.
If you want to be part of my class-action counter suit alleging Empress Winona of negligent bonercide for horrifying the world with the above pictures, comment below.
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Although better known for her Silver Screen exploits, Austrian actress Hedy Lamarr (born Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler) also became a pioneer in the field of wireless communications following her emigration to the United States. The international beauty icon, along with co-inventor George Anthiel, developed a “Secret Communications System” to help combat the Nazis in World War II. By manipulating radio frequencies at irregular intervals between transmission and reception, the invention formed an unbreakable code to prevent classified messages from being intercepted by enemy personnel.
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The very very very very few adaptations not inventions that women did are less than a drop into the ocean compared to what Men did and today the proportions are EXACTLY the same so even after Men got attacked by feminism everywhere you’re still as useless and worthless as always.
Hey, this Winona girl has a personal site where she raves about how big of a whore she is. http://www.shamelessvamp.com/Dietary_Discipline.html Just helping to spread the knowledge.
Great walls of text, Batman! Some things are better left unsaid (but not unheard)!
She truly is a national treasure, though - she’s so wonderfully depraved, her life is a fantastic string of failures.
Nobody contact her, for now we wait and observe. Her fall will come in due time, but for now - hands off. This is art in the making, and art is not to be meddled with. We watch, we wait, we learn.
Dick, like many have said. You talk about such a serious topic, yet you completely dominate anyone that opposes you. While being one of the fuckin’ funniest faces on the face of earth (pun, right?) with so witty, satirical, comedical articles, that my mouth can’t shut up. With laughing. Keep it up. The thing I love about you, is that you don’t fuckin’ care about the whiners. Keep it up, you’re absolutely great Dick!
Dimwit, that is nothing near a pun. Don’t you know what a pun is? You should try picking up a book once in a while.
@VADGE-NOLIA
You should try picking up your husband’s cock and sucking on it for a while you stupid worthless, useless, cunt slag shitty wife… instead of spending days, nights, weekends too at menarebetterthanwomen.com looking for attention from men who are not your husband.
Make yourself useful on your husband’s cock.
Because you are useless here.
And he worked very hard to give you what you wanted,
Think about it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Chrissy, you are useless everywhere. Not to mention, unfathomably stupid.
You are retarded, Chris. Just pointing that out =)
So very pedantic. “If you can’t get ‘em with facts and well structured arguments with valid counter-points, get em with syntax”. Great strategy there, toots. Way to aim high.
Dear lord. That “thing” looks like a Cacodemon. I’m getting the shotgun…
Funny thing is, this is the picture she picked. I bet it gets smoky in the titty bar where she “works”.
Haha. Fuck man, Dick’s not the only person who makes me laugh like a moron. Thank you Kr0wbar for making my day better.
Dear God, What the fuck is that.
You are so correct. “Well men are fat too!” Yes but they learn to accept it.
Funny ass shit man.
Keep up the good work.
hey dude seriously if u hate women so much, how can u get a girlfriend? lol
chill man not all ladies are like that.
in fact some are pretty much smarter than u
dave.
dave, I’m not sold on your name, buddy. I think it’s actually “davina”.
-Dick
Tits or GTFO.
Dick, my man, this is some of the funniest satirical shit I’ve seen in a while. I’m laughing my ass off. Its funnier that some people really buy into this…
you play the character well though, and its funny material. Keep it up.
Oh you don’t like when someone acts not like an adult? Guess what we men hate it too that’s why this site exists among hundred others. We hate when women act like children and demand on us men to “enjoy” it. So start spreading “the news” among women first. And you are right there is a limit and that limit has been crosed by women beyond anyone could imagine in their worst imagination. And we actually know how hard it is to be a woman in todays society in fact you woman are working very hard on it so it must be hard for you. Everything is so hard because you are so incompetent and it will stay this way or even get worse as long as you keep blaming men for it.
If you really believe so, then visit sites of your sisters and tell them to stop bashing men useing men and making up stuff about men. Can you do that?
dominatrix are fucking stupid ! worse, the men who like to be dominated are not men
It just goes to show how much women know about the legal system. “Something pissed me off, so it’s illegal!”
I love the aqua green shoes and the cheap gold flake corset.
G H E T T O T R A S H !!!
lol how fuckin typical. what a stupid bitch. keep up the good work man, i’ve always had these thoughts about women and someone finally spoke up. its about fuckin time if you ask me.
Wow. I just found this site and I have to say…I love it. This is great. I agree with everything you have to say. Women are definately bottom-feeding leeches that contribute nothing to society. Women are bitches and without men, they wouldn’t be able to survive. They need us. They leech off of working men.
This post is proof of, if nothing else, the fact than female teachers are absolutely worthless.
Also, lurk more, bitch. Every piece of shit in this incoherent rant has been spouted by countless clueless whores before you, and shot down with perfect man logic every goddamn time. You’re not special. You’re not a beautiful or unique snowflake. Apparently, you also have the reading comprehension of a brick.
No Women Allowed
Translation: Fuck off.
MenAreBetterThanWomen.
Dick, Women are not animals.Yes, theres always going to be a fight over what Gender is better,but theres a limit! I don`t personaly know you so i can`t say your a bad person however I will tell you that your not a girl and you`ll never live the life of a women therefore you dont know how hard it is to be a woman in todays society! However you are an adult! Act more like one! You also said teachers jobs are worthless. Without teacher You,me,or the rest of the online writers could be typing!!! Teachers are very important! Women have to deal with birth. Have you ever witness a birth? What about when the man leaves them ,which happens alot, and the girl is left to raise the child.
Also, What you said to that girl was proving the styreotype that been are shalllow and use girls for sex. I`m not saying thats true but that was very rude! She was brave enough to confront you so you should respect her!!! A woman brought YOU to this world. Who gave YOU YOUR life!!! Gave you every thing you know!!!
To wrap this up Men are not better that women and Women are not better than men.Were all humans!!! Act mature like a responible adult.
You can’t even spell! “responible”? What the fuck is that? Out of instinct, I typed this word correctly, only to have to go back and COPY your “version” of it and PASTE it into my message. And you know what, Jol? This funny thing happened, a little red line appeared underneath it to tell me that it was not spelled correctly. What did you do? Put black tape over it like the “check engine” light in your boyfriend’s car? Dick must love comments like yours, because all they do is prove how awesome he is, and how stupid women are. You can’t spell, you can’t type, and you can’t even construct a single coherent thought with words. Last I checked, that puts you on the same level as a five year-old. I swear to God-Almighty, if you have a college degree, I am going to sue the school you attended FOR you, since they didn’t teach you anything and it’s obvious that your lack of ability to communicate would prevent you from filing the lawsuit yourself.
Hahaha, I checked that website that was posted on “Empress Winona”, and she has her own website. It’s really hilarious how one of her pages starts:
I can’t believe it, but this bitch pretty much sums up all of Dick’s thoeries and proves them right, hahaha!
Haha this was funny Dick owned her so hard. That guy amazes me every time, such manly wisdom. And he seems to destroy every person that is against him smoothly. Oh by the way Dick when are you gonna put out some more Dick’s Voicemail clips.
Keep on doing the great job man, you leave me with laughter everytime I leave your site. So awesome and so true. And in all that a great sense of comedy.
When I was young, years ago, we’d say, “I wouldn’t want to do her with yours.”
All people are from an ethnic background, idiot. You speak like a woman. Shame on you.
The worst statistic I’ve heard is from urban areas, where the majority of women are from an ethnic background. Upwards of 25-35%.
My dick’s too precious an asset to risk on a 1 in 4 shot.
I’ve heard stats as high as 50% in some areas, but I might be wrong. Either way, it’s disgusting.
25-33% of AW have an STD.
You have a better shot in Russian Roulette than with having sex with an AW.
Deathslayer
Gosh, why would a man whose sperm is defunct need a condom? Oh, yeah, I remember. Most AW are filled with STD’s. Sorry.
Gosh, do we get ‘em stupid. Did anyone here say I lacked responsibility? This is simply more shaming language. Anyone who has read one posting from Dick should understand all shaming language accomplishes is to make the fiend writing it look stupid. It simply doesn’t work any more.
Hey, guys, a question to answer as a training exercise for stupid. Is there any man here who, if he were 66 years old, would really mind having kids by a gorgeous 20 year old mistress?
Does everyone notice just how frightened and threatened these stupid fiends are, at the thought even a 66 year old man can have a babe in Mexico, and the law does not make it possible for him to be cast off but still be forced to pay?
It’s called projection, you stupid fiend. American men, the ones you treat like ****, are often desirable to women in other countries. That thought scares you even more senseless than you already are, right? With young gorgeous women like her available, who would want a fat hog like you? (We know you are fat, because if you were 10% as gorgeous as you think you are, you’d be too busy boinking to bother to read this.)
As far as being my mistress for free, who made that up? Just as husbands are expected to contribute to their wife’s support, a man in Mexico is expected to contribute to his mistress’ support. And, if I contribute to her support, she can’t dump me and some stupid judge will give her half my pay the rest of my life like in the US. We men don’t mind supporting women who treat us well. She also knows if her man dumps her, she will be selling her body on the street to feed her kids within a few days. As I said before, stop being stupid. You have no clue.
As far as having her freedom, that is another projection. If you actually talked to a woman who has been mistress to a man who could support her, you would quickly discover she is much less free than most married AW. She has to be there when he calls; and when he visits her, she has to be in the mood then, not when she feels like it. And, in Mexico, for sure, she has to be faithful, an unknown concept for AW. In the US if a woman is unfaithful the other sluts will cover for her. In Mexico, if a mistress is unfaithful there is a good chance another woman will tell him. Don’t be stupid. You clearly know nothing about Mexico.
But, I do want to thank you personally. Nothing I write about AW and foreign women convinces men to expat or seek a foreign wife as much as your stupid drivel. We need all the help we can get.
so true, so true.
dick, i read your words and watch your videos and you are so fucking right. it’s a little over the top, but it’s so fucking obviously true
WE HAVE TO REACH THE MASSES AND TELL THEM OF THE VAGINAL MENACE
I’m gonna go with Jack Nicholson’s stance on women, he is much cooler.. And gets alot more women.
Just wanted to add and remind people what WOMEN stands for “Worship Our Masters Every Need” Men are the masters so women let’s start worshiping.
First off Dick, I wish I had found your website years ago. You are a Godsend. Your site and book plainly explain everything I know about women that it took me 10 years to figure out. In response to this article, I have proof to back you up.
I work for the US Army in Germany and have to make stops to various bases to do my stuff. One night, I was stopping by a co-workers place to pick something up, his place was about 400 yards from “Visitor’s Parking”, so I parked right in front of his apartment. I was inside for about 12 minutes, and when I came back out, there was a note on my car. Now, a man would have just said, “Don’t park in my space, bro.” But this note was CLEARLY from a women, the handwriting was full of big loop-dee-loops. And just like you say Dick, it follows the EXACT women formula. Here it is, word for word.
“The MP’s have(underlined 3 times) been called and your vehicle has been reported for illegally parking in designated parking. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. But personally I wanted to tell you how much you inconvenienced me with my children, a trunk full of groceries and no where to park near my home! Find visitors(underlined twice) parking! or park in the school lot!(underlined 3 times)
Alright cunt, MY turn.
1. I have since come to this base every weekend for almost a year now, and the MP’s haven’t said a word to me, so that makes you a liar. You were trying to scare me into not doing it again. I’ve been to Iraq, I don’t scare easily.
2. You say you wanted to “personally wanted to tell me…” You didn’t do shit, you left an anonymous note on my car, telling me personally would have involved talking to my face.
3. “children and groceries”…boohoo, yea right. Even if that WAS your situation(because we’ve already established that you’re a liar, so it probably wasn’t), why not tell your brats to CARRY THE GROCERIES. That’s what children are ultimately for anyway, free labor!
4. “nowhere to park near your home” You fat, lazy bitch, I KNOW which car is yours, it was the minivan 50 FEET FROM THE DOOR. You wanted to save 20 seconds to get to your place, whereas I wanted to save 10 minutes(walking both ways) by NOT parking 400 yards away?!
I have since framed the note and hung it on my wall as undeniable proof how stupid women are.
Damn straight bitches! man-poweerrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn right bros
If she got liposuction on her thighs, breast implants, and a paper bag - she might actually be fuckable.
Gross.
Irlandes, hopefully you will at least be able to exercise some responsibility (know what that is grandpa?) and you’ll wear a condom, coz your sperm is definitely defunct by now.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/#comment-248475
What, is she volunteering to be your mistress for FREE is she? Mistresses don’t fuck for free. That’s the whole point. They get their freedom and your money. It is the perfect lifestyle choice for a woman.
Please take your own advice.
Men are too busy doing what? What good has a man done recently? I am a woman and I am well educated. I have 2 children who I am raising to believe that women are just as worthy as men. My boys will never treat women the way you do
… Is it just me, or does this entire fucking website scream “Anonymous”? Looks like it to me.
You sound just like a pathetic channer.
I’d bet you ten bucks this fuckwad is a member of Anonymous.
Hey Kira. Death Note verison or the emo Gundam Seed one?
Tom, Kat’s boyfriend Says:
May 25th, 2008 at 3:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76b95f91a3cab
Zoot Allures said:
Hey, Empress Winona,
I ‘ve got a deal for you - I’ll jerk off in your face and you can give ME a dollar.
Sounds about right to me thunder-thighs.
“Wouldn’t commiting a sexual act and getting paid for it make you a whore? Because thats what it looks like.”
Well, you seem to be all for ‘equality’ pussy-boy, so why should only women get paid for sex?
Seems to me you should take your girlfriend’s choke-chain off and grow a pair.
And, I’d bet a month’s pay that your girlfriend/slave-master would dump you in 5 seconds if she saw my ‘man’gnificence in the raw.
Finally someone who aknowledges the MALE SUPERIORITY:) If women KNEW their places (not the kitchen-this is 2008:),BUT GENERALLY in todays society,we wouldn`t need this site,and we would also HOLD & OPEN DOORS FOR YOU ONCE AGAIN:)
OUR LIFES TOGETHER would be MUCH MORE POSITIVE & SIMPLER if women were more like Silvia here…:)
(and we MEN would be LESS like Homer Simpson or Al Bundy,for that matter,he,he:)
WHO THE HELL WOULD PAY MONEY 4 THAT???:/
You sir are obviosly a homosexual because any man who is dumb enough to listen to a woman deserves his dick cut off. Women may come up with “somethings” in this world but if you stand back and look at it. Men would have figured it out about 5 seconds later and thats only because it was so STUPID that mens advanced brains would have to analyze the amount of stupid in said discovery and cut through it to the answear. Women are so used to that amount of stupid that they go through it like its not even there. Then after the fuck it up and then men have to take the time to fix it which is all women think men are good for. Sex. and fixing obviouse problems.
No no, it’s not that women never have things to complain about, it’s that they find the smallest detail to complain about that it doesn’t even matter. You can be getting ready to sit down after lifting the world and a woman will notice your shoe is untied.
Dick said, “Women solve problems by telling everyone about the problem except the one person who could have easily solved it: you.”
That is absolutely true…….. but you left one thing out.
Even when the woman tells you about a problem that you may well be able to solve….she doesn’t want you to !!
Why ?? Because if you solve it for her, she can no longer complain about it !!
….and as every living, breathing being on this planet knows, there is NOTHING that is a bigger pain than a woman with nothing to complain about !!
Women are natural cowards.
Most women don’t understand the consequences of their actions. Women respond to fear and pleasure in that order. Keep a woman fearful and she will be your total good girl/love slut. Sad but true.
Most of the women I know will open their mouths and spout nonsense and then try to glaze over any offending remarks that make absolutely no sense. I think a woman coined the term, Better to ask for forgiveness later than permission now.
She probobly only advertised her services - but mostly like any bitch she wants anything she can possibly get and preaferably a lot for free.
I honestly would like to know more about what really happened. Like if this dumb bitch was actually encouraged to bring up fucking stupid reasoning for suing someone. As though anyone on the planet would actually believe she didn’t originally post her own number on the free exchange of ideas and information that is the entirety of the internet.
-Reformed mr. nice guy
American men dont realize how much power and potential they have because, females like dozens time a day send them messages that they are worth same as shit. And that’s why these females want to expand that ideology to other sane countries, so AM won’t ever find out how much they are really worth.