How A Woman Solves A Problem
Yesterday, I was sent this email by a dumb bitch who I will refer to as “Winona” — because that’s her name.
From: Empress Winona
Subject: I’m going to sue youSomeone has posted my number on your site. I have since gotten death threats by phone mentioning your website. We have recorded the call, found the owner of the phone and intend to prosecute.
Remove my number from you website. We plan to see you in court as well for allowing women’s personally information posted, violating their privacy and security rights.
Not an intelligent practice if you want to avoid prison.
The authorities have already recorded the information listed on your site and it will be presented it court. The longer you allow the content to remain, the more damage it does to you and your “movement”.
Remove my number from your site now.
That is the entire email. At the time it was sent, I was on the Toucher and Rich show in Boston 104.1 FM explaining to some broad why it’s not men’s responsibility to make fat women feel good about themselves. It’s actually men’s responsibility to make fat women feel bad about themselves. That’s called a big fat incentive to lose your big fat ass.
Attention she-pigs: the easiest way to end your shame and misery is to hit the treadmill.
I knew the dozy bitch was as fat as a house because only fat women give a shit about fat woman problems. The rest of the world doesn’t care. And why should it? Fat women are useless.
Naturally, her response was, “well, men are fat too!” I know you are, but what am I. A classic defense. If arguing with women was chess, that would be the only move in the book.
The above email is how women solve problems. If something exists that a woman doesn’t like, she gets nice and pissed off about it and then runs straight to the highest authority figure she can find. Until she gets married or her ovaries go bad, this figure goes by the name of “Daddy”. And once women find him, they don’t stop bitching until your life is ruined.
Does Cindy Sheehan ring a bell?
Are you unknowingly disturbing your female neighbor with some late night rocking? Or are you just so good in bed that even when you try not to set your lady off like an air-raid siren, she just gets worse? Trust me, I know what you’re going through. Trust me.
Trust me.
Well if your neighbor is a woman, don’t expect her to knock on your door the next day with a polite and civil request. Don’t expect her to put a Post-It note on your mailbox that says, “Hey, can you do me a favor and keep it down? I don’t know if you’re aware of it, but your late night sexcapades are a nuisance. And since I’m not sure you’re even aware of it, I’m not going to be a total cunt about it.”
That’s called “responding appropriately”. What you should expect from a woman is the exact opposite.
How Women Deal With Problems
1. Shame
2. Blame
3. Maim
Shame
Women are desperately afraid of confrontation and they refuse to admit it. The world is built on confrontation and if you got stuck with a vagina instead of ass-busting fists and a brain that invented the wheel, you got fucked.
Blame
When faced with confrontation, no matter how small and civil it might be, women blame you for not reading their minds and thereby “forcing” them into a position that requires action. Women are used to opening their legs to get what they want, not their mouths. The fastest way to shut a woman up is by needing her to say something. Just ask the overwhelming majority of children who are sexually and physically abused by the men their single mothers bring into their lives.
Maim
Call the cops because someone posted your phone number to an undisclosed page on the internet? To a woman, that sounds reasonable. Start immediately threatening legal and criminal action instead of working out the problem? That’s the only recourse when you expect everyone to read your mind. It’s actually a compromise for what a woman really wants to do — which is cut your dick off. The problem with women is that no one can read their minds because their minds are written with shit on shit.
In other words, women are shit heads.
Women are also shit projectors. They assume everyone is out to screw them because they themselves are out to screw everyone. That’s what happens when you have a vagina and no skills. You have to screw to get by. Men assume everyone is doing their best because that’s what we men always do: our best at all times and we’re perfect in every way. We men project that intent onto everyone else. That’s why we tell people when they’re fucking up; people like fat women! We assume they don’t know any better because why would anyone fuck up on purpose?
Why would fat women be fat on purpose? They must not know it’s disgusting.
Manclusion
Women solve problems by telling everyone about the problem except the one person who could have easily solved it: you.
The cops cannot remove shit from my website. Attorneys cannot remove shit from my website. Google cannot remove shit from my website. Wordpress cannot remove shit from my website. Amazon.com, Simon & Schuster, YouTube, and Barnes & Noble cannot remove shit from my website. So quit threatening to tell them. If you’ve got a problem with something, email me and wait patiently for a response. If you’re a woman, include a picture of your tits because I’ve got better things to do with my time than talk to fat broads.
Hot girls and fat girls are different species. If you have enough money, you can fuck fat girls without a condom. You’re too rich to biologically reproduce with one.
Below is my email response to Empress Winona.
It would help if you gave me a URL, sugar tits. Or should I just punch “Winona’s phone number” into the Google and see what comes up?
-Dick
I did exactly that as a laugh and guess what I fucking found.
Her phone number.
On her professional dominatrix escort profile.
She does not accept credit cards.
When a whore is too ugly to be a stripper and too lazy to be a prostitute, she becomes a dominatrix. This has been true since the beginning of time.
If you want to be part of my class-action counter suit alleging Empress Winona of negligent bonercide for horrifying the world with the above pictures, comment below.
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hahahaha!! What a dumb bitch. In fact, I’m gonna call you you fucking whore, and I’m gonna offer you a fucking fist on your fucked up face. Shit, get the fuck out of our manlives.
Shame, Blame, Maim - -Whore Law.
Unfortunately, this particular woman has a multitude of severe emotional issues no doubt stemming from her apparent lack of intellect. Instead of conjuring up schemes through lawsuit abuse, she should learn to obtain finances in a more respectable way by finding a job that doesn’t involve selling her body. Perhaps then, she won’t receive death threats.
It’s not rape it’s teaching the man the joys of sex! Because we all know all rape involves a older man pervert!
Yeah i want pepperoni and extra cheese to go with your wine.
Did somebody order 50 large pizzas?
That was fucking great. Seriously.
No worries for Dick here on this one, she has nothing on him. There’s this great thing called the First Amendment that protects him. Also, why is the dumb bitch complaining about her number being up on Dick’s site when it’s on her own personal site for all the perverted little submissive pussies that make up her clientele go?
Keep up the good work, Dick.
Befor this no one even knew of her lame ass
Her number on your website had probably done wonders for her lame services. Just like a bitch to complain about bullshit. Death threats should be nothing new to a disease spreading whore.
Go right ahead. I have nothing to hide.
Or we could focus science on the betterment of humanity and just work abroad. It would be more satisfactory to just piss off manholes the old fashioned way - with free clean manholes.
They HATE it when men travel abroad.
call 310-217-7638 for complaints
Why does every woman have this self-righteous Wonder Bitch attitude roaming the earth tossing her Lasso of Lies around every cock she finds? This just seems to be the typical call to action that every one of your generic Femmebots deems suitable for the situation; Dick you struck gold here because as always you are absolutely correct with flawless logic.
I just pray one day we stop trying to fix “God’s” broken invention that is woman and do what men always do, invent something better. Maybe we can create female robots that have a little more substance and do more than cook and fuck. I wonder why typical female jobs involve cooking, cleaning, or slutting around. I dont blame them, as Dick says “they don’t know any better.” This one seems to just be another worker ant in the cunt colony of women…
How a woman solves a problem: yell and bitch about it to as many people as possible until somebody goes and solves the problem just to shut her the hell up. If nobody does, then it’s an excuse to sit around, be miserable, and drag down everybody else.
Tremors, duh.
That’s good.
Guess she won’t be dominating anything around here.
Now this thread is complete. A manhole defending a manhole - when I thought that girly-girls weren’t gay enough, we have some short little cock-licking cum-sucking manhole standing up for a fuckhole.
That is a very faggot move on more levels than I would care for.
A manhole - and she’s impersonating a man! And the boyfriend, like ‘manholes are men’ faggotry!
Alright, I’m done here. Don’t call the fuckbox a man, we want her spewing suicide threats ASAP and encouraging her transsexuality kills the funny.
And the girth. She’s a stout one, she is.
Lets put your number on an anti-male website and see what happens.
You would think she would be happy her number is getting out there !