How A Woman Solves A Problem

Yesterday, I was sent this email by a dumb bitch who I will refer to as “Winona” — because that’s her name.

From: Empress Winona
Subject: I’m going to sue you

Someone has posted my number on your site. I have since gotten death threats by phone mentioning your website. We have recorded the call, found the owner of the phone and intend to prosecute.

Remove my number from you website. We plan to see you in court as well for allowing women’s personally information posted, violating their privacy and security rights.

Not an intelligent practice if you want to avoid prison.

The authorities have already recorded the information listed on your site and it will be presented it court. The longer you allow the content to remain, the more damage it does to you and your “movement”.

Remove my number from your site now.

That is the entire email. At the time it was sent, I was on the Toucher and Rich show in Boston 104.1 FM explaining to some broad why it’s not men’s responsibility to make fat women feel good about themselves. It’s actually men’s responsibility to make fat women feel bad about themselves. That’s called a big fat incentive to lose your big fat ass.

Attention she-pigs: the easiest way to end your shame and misery is to hit the treadmill.

I knew the dozy bitch was as fat as a house because only fat women give a shit about fat woman problems. The rest of the world doesn’t care. And why should it? Fat women are useless.

Naturally, her response was, “well, men are fat too!” I know you are, but what am I. A classic defense. If arguing with women was chess, that would be the only move in the book.

The above email is how women solve problems. If something exists that a woman doesn’t like, she gets nice and pissed off about it and then runs straight to the highest authority figure she can find. Until she gets married or her ovaries go bad, this figure goes by the name of “Daddy”. And once women find him, they don’t stop bitching until your life is ruined.

Does Cindy Sheehan ring a bell?

Are you unknowingly disturbing your female neighbor with some late night rocking? Or are you just so good in bed that even when you try not to set your lady off like an air-raid siren, she just gets worse? Trust me, I know what you’re going through. Trust me.

Trust me.

Well if your neighbor is a woman, don’t expect her to knock on your door the next day with a polite and civil request. Don’t expect her to put a Post-It note on your mailbox that says, “Hey, can you do me a favor and keep it down? I don’t know if you’re aware of it, but your late night sexcapades are a nuisance. And since I’m not sure you’re even aware of it, I’m not going to be a total cunt about it.”

That’s called “responding appropriately”. What you should expect from a woman is the exact opposite.

How Women Deal With Problems
1. Shame
2. Blame
3. Maim

Shame

Women are desperately afraid of confrontation and they refuse to admit it. The world is built on confrontation and if you got stuck with a vagina instead of ass-busting fists and a brain that invented the wheel, you got fucked.

Blame

When faced with confrontation, no matter how small and civil it might be, women blame you for not reading their minds and thereby “forcing” them into a position that requires action. Women are used to opening their legs to get what they want, not their mouths. The fastest way to shut a woman up is by needing her to say something. Just ask the overwhelming majority of children who are sexually and physically abused by the men their single mothers bring into their lives.

Maim

Call the cops because someone posted your phone number to an undisclosed page on the internet? To a woman, that sounds reasonable. Start immediately threatening legal and criminal action instead of working out the problem? That’s the only recourse when you expect everyone to read your mind. It’s actually a compromise for what a woman really wants to do — which is cut your dick off. The problem with women is that no one can read their minds because their minds are written with shit on shit.

In other words, women are shit heads.

Women are also shit projectors. They assume everyone is out to screw them because they themselves are out to screw everyone. That’s what happens when you have a vagina and no skills. You have to screw to get by. Men assume everyone is doing their best because that’s what we men always do: our best at all times and we’re perfect in every way. We men project that intent onto everyone else. That’s why we tell people when they’re fucking up; people like fat women! We assume they don’t know any better because why would anyone fuck up on purpose?

Why would fat women be fat on purpose? They must not know it’s disgusting.

Manclusion

Women solve problems by telling everyone about the problem except the one person who could have easily solved it: you.

The cops cannot remove shit from my website. Attorneys cannot remove shit from my website. Google cannot remove shit from my website. Wordpress cannot remove shit from my website. Amazon.com, Simon & Schuster, YouTube, and Barnes & Noble cannot remove shit from my website. So quit threatening to tell them. If you’ve got a problem with something, email me and wait patiently for a response. If you’re a woman, include a picture of your tits because I’ve got better things to do with my time than talk to fat broads.

Hot girls and fat girls are different species. If you have enough money, you can fuck fat girls without a condom. You’re too rich to biologically reproduce with one.

Below is my email response to Empress Winona.

It would help if you gave me a URL, sugar tits. Or should I just punch “Winona’s phone number” into the Google and see what comes up?

-Dick

I did exactly that as a laugh and guess what I fucking found.

Her phone number.

On her professional dominatrix escort profile.

Meet Empress Winona.

She does not accept credit cards.

When a whore is too ugly to be a stripper and too lazy to be a prostitute, she becomes a dominatrix. This has been true since the beginning of time.

If you want to be part of my class-action counter suit alleging Empress Winona of negligent bonercide for horrifying the world with the above pictures, comment below.

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Comment by Ruben
2008-05-23 20:25:59 - IP Man-Hash: 5d7069d9ea962

She is a big bitch she’s just ashamed of herself and trying to get rich like the whore she is. I recently dumped my girlfriend once I found your website. Thanks for the help.

 
Comment by doubt
2008-05-23 19:07:09 - IP Man-Hash: e609ee1fbc305

manhole said:

are you mariied?

Great way to prove your worth, fuckbox. Truly epic, which is exactly why nobody gives two shits who you are, but men like me buy his book. It’s worth every penny and deserves a place on the bookshelf next to…
Fall and Decline of the Roman Empire
and
War and Peace.

 
Comment by Ryan
2008-05-23 18:42:42 - IP Man-Hash: 99f7d71237098

Tom, Kat’s boyfriend said:

I said anti-male website moron.

I think the point of the two gentlemen listing their phone numbers in response to your pseudo-threat is, that they don’t give a shit what you end up using those numbers for.

 
Comment by Matt
2008-05-23 18:15:22 - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e

Women sure do a lot of laying and eating i concur.

 
Comment by silvia
2008-05-23 18:10:37 - IP Man-Hash: 34bf6d013f7ce

are you mariied?
i dont understand you, had you ever being love in a whomen ? do you love your mother?
maby man are better than whomen but we are living here in this world together and men and whomen are laying and eating and studing or wthaever we do .. you can’t say taht men is perfect..

i’m sorry about my english it’s not sÃ¥ good but i’m shur you’r understand.
have a good day

 
Comment by dbossnirvana
2008-05-23 18:09:10 - IP Man-Hash: 436d0cc2678d2

Commander Scott said:

American and Canadian women are selfish, ignorant cunts who deserve to be chained inside tubs of boiling hot oil.

100% of women deserve that same same treatment.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-05-23 17:57:44 - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4

American and Canadian women are selfish, ignorant cunts who deserve to be chained inside tubs of boiling hot oil.

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-23 17:48:20 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

pamedic said:

I discovered your website today. What a relief, I did not know there were so many like minded men in the world.

Visit antimisandry.com or standyourground.com or the-niceguy.com to find high quality discussion boards. There’s also a forum right here.

 
Comment by pamedic
2008-05-23 17:43:11 - IP Man-Hash: ded259c90b752

I discovered your website today. What a relief, I did not know there were so many like minded men in the world.
Thank you
I do have a question.
Why the FUCK do you have to piss them off real bad before you can have a productive conversation with them?

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-23 17:43:09 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

I said anti-male website moron.

There are no anti-male websites. We are admired and ENVIED throughout the world.

 
Comment by Tom, Kat's boyfriend
2008-05-23 17:25:19 - IP Man-Hash: 76b95f91a3cab

Dave said:

Fed Up said:

How a woman solves a problem: yell and bitch about it to as many people as possible until somebody goes and solves the problem just to shut her the hell up. If nobody does, then it’s an excuse to sit around, be miserable, and drag down everybody else.

Tom, Kat’s boyfriend said:

Dave said:

You would think she would be happy her number is getting out there !

Lets put your number on an anti-male website and see what happens.

call 310-217-7638 for complaints

I said anti-male website moron.

 
Comment by Man-Lawyer
2008-05-23 14:04:12 - IP Man-Hash: 91ea6a82df96d

I enjoy Winona’s lack of knowledge about the law. If you have a phone number publicly listed (like on her website) then there is nothing to prevent others from using the same information. Just think of the phone book. Yellow Pages is a private company, not the government, and they use your public contact information without your consent. Further, she is threatening Dick in civil court, where they can’t put him in prison; damages are in dollars not years.

Knowing the hearts of men I know Winona will benefit from Dick mentioning her on menarebetterthanwomen.com. Why? Because it is essentially a big fat advertisement for a dominatrix. Think about it: She throws a fit and acts like a bitch (dominatrix by another name) and Dick responds. She had done exactly what her clientele enjoys some much: be a bitch. In turn, there goes her libel suit; the statements have to harm her, not benefit her.

A good attorney could make this case all too embarrassing for her to even thing about trial.

Winona: Make some attorneys rich….SUE!

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-23 13:46:06 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Arbalest said:

Who the hell posted her number in the first place? Was it here or on the forum?

Don’t know. To hell, by the way, with the mangina infested forum. We want straight unadulterated chauvinism. None of that reconciliatory let’s smoke the peace pipe shit. You have to be strict with women. The moment you start singing kumbaya with these natural born manipulators, you’ve had it.

 
Comment by HSIAMK
2008-05-23 13:44:10 - IP Man-Hash: c702714129e8d

Dave said:

HSIAMK said:

Dave said:

Fed Up said:

How a woman solves a problem: yell and bitch about it to as many people as possible until somebody goes and solves the problem just to shut her the hell up. If nobody does, then it’s an excuse to sit around, be miserable, and drag down everybody else.

Tom, Kat’s boyfriend said:

Dave said:

You would think she would be happy her number is getting out there !

Lets put your number on an anti-male website and see what happens.

call 310-217-7638 for complaints

Did somebody order 50 large pizzas?

Yeah i want pepperoni and extra cheese to go with your wine.

I… don’t get it.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-05-23 12:48:45 - IP Man-Hash: f92e606e65fba

bola said:

I wonder if the whole thing isn’t a setup to promote her services. Maybe she posted the phone number herself so she could complain about it, or maybe there isn’t any phone number. Maybe she speculated that Dick would use the email to write an article.

Who the hell posted her number in the first place? Was it here or on the forum?

 
Comment by JustaPlainJane
2008-05-23 12:36:07 - IP Man-Hash: c75014632316a

I’m not showing accountability for your amusement, but I’m glad I was able to entertain you nonetheless ;)

 
Comment by bIG aL
2008-05-23 12:31:48 - IP Man-Hash: d6800a16982bf

I do love ever so much these women that completely and utterly own themselves for our amusement, especially the fool bitches that post on this site.

Thanks for the laughs Dick!

 
Comment by JustaPlainJane
2008-05-23 12:27:10 - IP Man-Hash: c75014632316a

Well, biologically speaking we do have brains, it just seems we haven’t quite figured out how to use them yet

 
Comment by Bart
2008-05-23 12:20:26 - IP Man-Hash: b0974149b79a2

Bitches DO NOT have brains, Dick!
ALL they have are pussies and tits. And BIG whiny mouths. It is very natural for them to focus on screwing and being screwed, because that is all they are good for, and all they can do.
Bitches should be regulated like the animals they are - used for breeding if they are any good for it and relegated to petting zoos if they are not.

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-23 12:05:39 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

I wonder if the whole thing isn’t a setup to promote her services. Maybe she posted the phone number herself so she could complain about it, or maybe there isn’t any phone number. Maybe she speculated that Dick would use the email to write an article.

 
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