How A Woman Solves A Problem
Yesterday, I was sent this email by a dumb bitch who I will refer to as “Winona” — because that’s her name.
From: Empress Winona
Subject: I’m going to sue youSomeone has posted my number on your site. I have since gotten death threats by phone mentioning your website. We have recorded the call, found the owner of the phone and intend to prosecute.
Remove my number from you website. We plan to see you in court as well for allowing women’s personally information posted, violating their privacy and security rights.
Not an intelligent practice if you want to avoid prison.
The authorities have already recorded the information listed on your site and it will be presented it court. The longer you allow the content to remain, the more damage it does to you and your “movement”.
Remove my number from your site now.
That is the entire email. At the time it was sent, I was on the Toucher and Rich show in Boston 104.1 FM explaining to some broad why it’s not men’s responsibility to make fat women feel good about themselves. It’s actually men’s responsibility to make fat women feel bad about themselves. That’s called a big fat incentive to lose your big fat ass.
Attention she-pigs: the easiest way to end your shame and misery is to hit the treadmill.
I knew the dozy bitch was as fat as a house because only fat women give a shit about fat woman problems. The rest of the world doesn’t care. And why should it? Fat women are useless.
Naturally, her response was, “well, men are fat too!” I know you are, but what am I. A classic defense. If arguing with women was chess, that would be the only move in the book.
The above email is how women solve problems. If something exists that a woman doesn’t like, she gets nice and pissed off about it and then runs straight to the highest authority figure she can find. Until she gets married or her ovaries go bad, this figure goes by the name of “Daddy”. And once women find him, they don’t stop bitching until your life is ruined.
Does Cindy Sheehan ring a bell?
Are you unknowingly disturbing your female neighbor with some late night rocking? Or are you just so good in bed that even when you try not to set your lady off like an air-raid siren, she just gets worse? Trust me, I know what you’re going through. Trust me.
Trust me.
Well if your neighbor is a woman, don’t expect her to knock on your door the next day with a polite and civil request. Don’t expect her to put a Post-It note on your mailbox that says, “Hey, can you do me a favor and keep it down? I don’t know if you’re aware of it, but your late night sexcapades are a nuisance. And since I’m not sure you’re even aware of it, I’m not going to be a total cunt about it.”
That’s called “responding appropriately”. What you should expect from a woman is the exact opposite.
How Women Deal With Problems
1. Shame
2. Blame
3. Maim
Shame
Women are desperately afraid of confrontation and they refuse to admit it. The world is built on confrontation and if you got stuck with a vagina instead of ass-busting fists and a brain that invented the wheel, you got fucked.
Blame
When faced with confrontation, no matter how small and civil it might be, women blame you for not reading their minds and thereby “forcing” them into a position that requires action. Women are used to opening their legs to get what they want, not their mouths. The fastest way to shut a woman up is by needing her to say something. Just ask the overwhelming majority of children who are sexually and physically abused by the men their single mothers bring into their lives.
Maim
Call the cops because someone posted your phone number to an undisclosed page on the internet? To a woman, that sounds reasonable. Start immediately threatening legal and criminal action instead of working out the problem? That’s the only recourse when you expect everyone to read your mind. It’s actually a compromise for what a woman really wants to do — which is cut your dick off. The problem with women is that no one can read their minds because their minds are written with shit on shit.
In other words, women are shit heads.
Women are also shit projectors. They assume everyone is out to screw them because they themselves are out to screw everyone. That’s what happens when you have a vagina and no skills. You have to screw to get by. Men assume everyone is doing their best because that’s what we men always do: our best at all times and we’re perfect in every way. We men project that intent onto everyone else. That’s why we tell people when they’re fucking up; people like fat women! We assume they don’t know any better because why would anyone fuck up on purpose?
Why would fat women be fat on purpose? They must not know it’s disgusting.
Manclusion
Women solve problems by telling everyone about the problem except the one person who could have easily solved it: you.
The cops cannot remove shit from my website. Attorneys cannot remove shit from my website. Google cannot remove shit from my website. Wordpress cannot remove shit from my website. Amazon.com, Simon & Schuster, YouTube, and Barnes & Noble cannot remove shit from my website. So quit threatening to tell them. If you’ve got a problem with something, email me and wait patiently for a response. If you’re a woman, include a picture of your tits because I’ve got better things to do with my time than talk to fat broads.
Hot girls and fat girls are different species. If you have enough money, you can fuck fat girls without a condom. You’re too rich to biologically reproduce with one.
Below is my email response to Empress Winona.
It would help if you gave me a URL, sugar tits. Or should I just punch “Winona’s phone number” into the Google and see what comes up?
-Dick
I did exactly that as a laugh and guess what I fucking found.
Her phone number.
On her professional dominatrix escort profile.
She does not accept credit cards.
When a whore is too ugly to be a stripper and too lazy to be a prostitute, she becomes a dominatrix. This has been true since the beginning of time.
If you want to be part of my class-action counter suit alleging Empress Winona of negligent bonercide for horrifying the world with the above pictures, comment below.
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Hey Kira. Death Note verison or the emo Gundam Seed one?
Tom, Kat’s boyfriend Says:
May 25th, 2008 at 3:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76b95f91a3cab
Zoot Allures said:
Hey, Empress Winona,
I ‘ve got a deal for you - I’ll jerk off in your face and you can give ME a dollar.
Sounds about right to me thunder-thighs.
“Wouldn’t commiting a sexual act and getting paid for it make you a whore? Because thats what it looks like.”
Well, you seem to be all for ‘equality’ pussy-boy, so why should only women get paid for sex?
Seems to me you should take your girlfriend’s choke-chain off and grow a pair.
And, I’d bet a month’s pay that your girlfriend/slave-master would dump you in 5 seconds if she saw my ‘man’gnificence in the raw.
Finally someone who aknowledges the MALE SUPERIORITY:) If women KNEW their places (not the kitchen-this is 2008:),BUT GENERALLY in todays society,we wouldn`t need this site,and we would also HOLD & OPEN DOORS FOR YOU ONCE AGAIN:)
OUR LIFES TOGETHER would be MUCH MORE POSITIVE & SIMPLER if women were more like Silvia here…:)
(and we MEN would be LESS like Homer Simpson or Al Bundy,for that matter,he,he:)
WHO THE HELL WOULD PAY MONEY 4 THAT???:/
You sir are obviosly a homosexual because any man who is dumb enough to listen to a woman deserves his dick cut off. Women may come up with “somethings” in this world but if you stand back and look at it. Men would have figured it out about 5 seconds later and thats only because it was so STUPID that mens advanced brains would have to analyze the amount of stupid in said discovery and cut through it to the answear. Women are so used to that amount of stupid that they go through it like its not even there. Then after the fuck it up and then men have to take the time to fix it which is all women think men are good for. Sex. and fixing obviouse problems.
No no, it’s not that women never have things to complain about, it’s that they find the smallest detail to complain about that it doesn’t even matter. You can be getting ready to sit down after lifting the world and a woman will notice your shoe is untied.
Dick said, “Women solve problems by telling everyone about the problem except the one person who could have easily solved it: you.”
That is absolutely true…….. but you left one thing out.
Even when the woman tells you about a problem that you may well be able to solve….she doesn’t want you to !!
Why ?? Because if you solve it for her, she can no longer complain about it !!
….and as every living, breathing being on this planet knows, there is NOTHING that is a bigger pain than a woman with nothing to complain about !!
Women are natural cowards.
Most women don’t understand the consequences of their actions. Women respond to fear and pleasure in that order. Keep a woman fearful and she will be your total good girl/love slut. Sad but true.
Most of the women I know will open their mouths and spout nonsense and then try to glaze over any offending remarks that make absolutely no sense. I think a woman coined the term, Better to ask for forgiveness later than permission now.
She probobly only advertised her services - but mostly like any bitch she wants anything she can possibly get and preaferably a lot for free.
I honestly would like to know more about what really happened. Like if this dumb bitch was actually encouraged to bring up fucking stupid reasoning for suing someone. As though anyone on the planet would actually believe she didn’t originally post her own number on the free exchange of ideas and information that is the entirety of the internet.
-Reformed mr. nice guy
American men dont realize how much power and potential they have because, females like dozens time a day send them messages that they are worth same as shit. And that’s why these females want to expand that ideology to other sane countries, so AM won’t ever find out how much they are really worth.
True, American men are considered by women in other countries a very good husband material.
For ex if AM wanted a wife in one of the former Soviet Union countries, that would be sooooooo eassssy. The only thing - AM would have to come like for few months, to be really cool and not in hurry, to set everything up first properly. That’s why no wonder why you irlandes moved to Mex, anyways….
Actually, they do. The majority of the world view AM as the most desirable husbands in the world. This is true for men in the entire Anglosphere.
I am 66 years old, and a few weeks ago here in rural Mexico, I was told a woman, gorgeous, around 20 years old would perhaps like to be my mistress.
Please don’t bore me with the shaming theory that it’s only for my money or for papers. I thought that at one time, and a very intelligent female friend set me straight. Mexican men don’t treat their women very well, and they know we do. That is why a young woman would volunteer to be my mistress.
Please don’t be stupid. It makes all men look bad and we are not.
Women don’t resolve problems, they create them.
Tom, only a 15 year old mangina-in-training would define himself as being owned by his woman.
Grow a pair pussy boy.
This really happned? whoa..talk about stoopid..
No, because in this context the dollar is a token payment and part of the act of turning the tables on the dominatrix
Of COURSE its for sex, Tom! Why would we bother with women if it wasn’t for sex? Certainly your not going to bother with a girl if you do not find her sexually attractive, right? I think you must agree, sex is an important part of a relationship (although its not the only dimension). So I think what , and others, have a problem with is that women often times use sex to control men. In others words, we cannot share how we really feel, but must utter the politically correct stuff that she wants to hear to make her feel secure in an unsafe world. When she has this feeling about you, then she will grant you companionship and sex. Unfortunately, what makes me and other men angry is that we have to live in reality while we must carry out an act so that the girl feels secure enough to give you love and sex. So Tom, do you own a nice car? Do you have a nice job? Do you have a good education? Well, don’t think for a second that has nothing to do with Kats attraction to you, and that she has rejected other men b/c others did not have these things. Well, if you can live with that reality, good for you. But if Kat becomes an entitled obese, bitch later on, demanding that you uttter the words that “I find you sexy” despite the fact that she weighs 400 lbs, as many women do, you’ll be right back here.
If your going to insult Tom, dont think that we wont insult back.
Wouldn’t commiting a sexual act and getting paid for it make you a whore? Because thats what it looks like.