How A Woman Solves A Problem
Yesterday, I was sent this email by a dumb bitch who I will refer to as “Winona” — because that’s her name.
From: Empress Winona
Subject: I’m going to sue youSomeone has posted my number on your site. I have since gotten death threats by phone mentioning your website. We have recorded the call, found the owner of the phone and intend to prosecute.
Remove my number from you website. We plan to see you in court as well for allowing women’s personally information posted, violating their privacy and security rights.
Not an intelligent practice if you want to avoid prison.
The authorities have already recorded the information listed on your site and it will be presented it court. The longer you allow the content to remain, the more damage it does to you and your “movement”.
Remove my number from your site now.
That is the entire email. At the time it was sent, I was on the Toucher and Rich show in Boston 104.1 FM explaining to some broad why it’s not men’s responsibility to make fat women feel good about themselves. It’s actually men’s responsibility to make fat women feel bad about themselves. That’s called a big fat incentive to lose your big fat ass.
Attention she-pigs: the easiest way to end your shame and misery is to hit the treadmill.
I knew the dozy bitch was as fat as a house because only fat women give a shit about fat woman problems. The rest of the world doesn’t care. And why should it? Fat women are useless.
Naturally, her response was, “well, men are fat too!” I know you are, but what am I. A classic defense. If arguing with women was chess, that would be the only move in the book.
The above email is how women solve problems. If something exists that a woman doesn’t like, she gets nice and pissed off about it and then runs straight to the highest authority figure she can find. Until she gets married or her ovaries go bad, this figure goes by the name of “Daddy”. And once women find him, they don’t stop bitching until your life is ruined.
Does Cindy Sheehan ring a bell?
Are you unknowingly disturbing your female neighbor with some late night rocking? Or are you just so good in bed that even when you try not to set your lady off like an air-raid siren, she just gets worse? Trust me, I know what you’re going through. Trust me.
Trust me.
Well if your neighbor is a woman, don’t expect her to knock on your door the next day with a polite and civil request. Don’t expect her to put a Post-It note on your mailbox that says, “Hey, can you do me a favor and keep it down? I don’t know if you’re aware of it, but your late night sexcapades are a nuisance. And since I’m not sure you’re even aware of it, I’m not going to be a total cunt about it.”
That’s called “responding appropriately”. What you should expect from a woman is the exact opposite.
How Women Deal With Problems
1. Shame
2. Blame
3. Maim
Shame
Women are desperately afraid of confrontation and they refuse to admit it. The world is built on confrontation and if you got stuck with a vagina instead of ass-busting fists and a brain that invented the wheel, you got fucked.
Blame
When faced with confrontation, no matter how small and civil it might be, women blame you for not reading their minds and thereby “forcing” them into a position that requires action. Women are used to opening their legs to get what they want, not their mouths. The fastest way to shut a woman up is by needing her to say something. Just ask the overwhelming majority of children who are sexually and physically abused by the men their single mothers bring into their lives.
Maim
Call the cops because someone posted your phone number to an undisclosed page on the internet? To a woman, that sounds reasonable. Start immediately threatening legal and criminal action instead of working out the problem? That’s the only recourse when you expect everyone to read your mind. It’s actually a compromise for what a woman really wants to do — which is cut your dick off. The problem with women is that no one can read their minds because their minds are written with shit on shit.
In other words, women are shit heads.
Women are also shit projectors. They assume everyone is out to screw them because they themselves are out to screw everyone. That’s what happens when you have a vagina and no skills. You have to screw to get by. Men assume everyone is doing their best because that’s what we men always do: our best at all times and we’re perfect in every way. We men project that intent onto everyone else. That’s why we tell people when they’re fucking up; people like fat women! We assume they don’t know any better because why would anyone fuck up on purpose?
Why would fat women be fat on purpose? They must not know it’s disgusting.
Manclusion
Women solve problems by telling everyone about the problem except the one person who could have easily solved it: you.
The cops cannot remove shit from my website. Attorneys cannot remove shit from my website. Google cannot remove shit from my website. Wordpress cannot remove shit from my website. Amazon.com, Simon & Schuster, YouTube, and Barnes & Noble cannot remove shit from my website. So quit threatening to tell them. If you’ve got a problem with something, email me and wait patiently for a response. If you’re a woman, include a picture of your tits because I’ve got better things to do with my time than talk to fat broads.
Hot girls and fat girls are different species. If you have enough money, you can fuck fat girls without a condom. You’re too rich to biologically reproduce with one.
Below is my email response to Empress Winona.
It would help if you gave me a URL, sugar tits. Or should I just punch “Winona’s phone number” into the Google and see what comes up?
-Dick
I did exactly that as a laugh and guess what I fucking found.
Her phone number.
On her professional dominatrix escort profile.
She does not accept credit cards.
When a whore is too ugly to be a stripper and too lazy to be a prostitute, she becomes a dominatrix. This has been true since the beginning of time.
If you want to be part of my class-action counter suit alleging Empress Winona of negligent bonercide for horrifying the world with the above pictures, comment below.
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Hahaha, I checked that website that was posted on “Empress Winona”, and she has her own website. It’s really hilarious how one of her pages starts:
I can’t believe it, but this bitch pretty much sums up all of Dick’s thoeries and proves them right, hahaha!
Haha this was funny Dick owned her so hard. That guy amazes me every time, such manly wisdom. And he seems to destroy every person that is against him smoothly. Oh by the way Dick when are you gonna put out some more Dick’s Voicemail clips.
Keep on doing the great job man, you leave me with laughter everytime I leave your site. So awesome and so true. And in all that a great sense of comedy.
When I was young, years ago, we’d say, “I wouldn’t want to do her with yours.”
All people are from an ethnic background, idiot. You speak like a woman. Shame on you.
The worst statistic I’ve heard is from urban areas, where the majority of women are from an ethnic background. Upwards of 25-35%.
My dick’s too precious an asset to risk on a 1 in 4 shot.
I’ve heard stats as high as 50% in some areas, but I might be wrong. Either way, it’s disgusting.
25-33% of AW have an STD.
You have a better shot in Russian Roulette than with having sex with an AW.
Deathslayer
Gosh, why would a man whose sperm is defunct need a condom? Oh, yeah, I remember. Most AW are filled with STD’s. Sorry.
Gosh, do we get ‘em stupid. Did anyone here say I lacked responsibility? This is simply more shaming language. Anyone who has read one posting from Dick should understand all shaming language accomplishes is to make the fiend writing it look stupid. It simply doesn’t work any more.
Hey, guys, a question to answer as a training exercise for stupid. Is there any man here who, if he were 66 years old, would really mind having kids by a gorgeous 20 year old mistress?
Does everyone notice just how frightened and threatened these stupid fiends are, at the thought even a 66 year old man can have a babe in Mexico, and the law does not make it possible for him to be cast off but still be forced to pay?
It’s called projection, you stupid fiend. American men, the ones you treat like ****, are often desirable to women in other countries. That thought scares you even more senseless than you already are, right? With young gorgeous women like her available, who would want a fat hog like you? (We know you are fat, because if you were 10% as gorgeous as you think you are, you’d be too busy boinking to bother to read this.)
As far as being my mistress for free, who made that up? Just as husbands are expected to contribute to their wife’s support, a man in Mexico is expected to contribute to his mistress’ support. And, if I contribute to her support, she can’t dump me and some stupid judge will give her half my pay the rest of my life like in the US. We men don’t mind supporting women who treat us well. She also knows if her man dumps her, she will be selling her body on the street to feed her kids within a few days. As I said before, stop being stupid. You have no clue.
As far as having her freedom, that is another projection. If you actually talked to a woman who has been mistress to a man who could support her, you would quickly discover she is much less free than most married AW. She has to be there when he calls; and when he visits her, she has to be in the mood then, not when she feels like it. And, in Mexico, for sure, she has to be faithful, an unknown concept for AW. In the US if a woman is unfaithful the other sluts will cover for her. In Mexico, if a mistress is unfaithful there is a good chance another woman will tell him. Don’t be stupid. You clearly know nothing about Mexico.
But, I do want to thank you personally. Nothing I write about AW and foreign women convinces men to expat or seek a foreign wife as much as your stupid drivel. We need all the help we can get.
so true, so true.
dick, i read your words and watch your videos and you are so fucking right. it’s a little over the top, but it’s so fucking obviously true
WE HAVE TO REACH THE MASSES AND TELL THEM OF THE VAGINAL MENACE
I’m gonna go with Jack Nicholson’s stance on women, he is much cooler.. And gets alot more women.
Just wanted to add and remind people what WOMEN stands for “Worship Our Masters Every Need” Men are the masters so women let’s start worshiping.
First off Dick, I wish I had found your website years ago. You are a Godsend. Your site and book plainly explain everything I know about women that it took me 10 years to figure out. In response to this article, I have proof to back you up.
I work for the US Army in Germany and have to make stops to various bases to do my stuff. One night, I was stopping by a co-workers place to pick something up, his place was about 400 yards from “Visitor’s Parking”, so I parked right in front of his apartment. I was inside for about 12 minutes, and when I came back out, there was a note on my car. Now, a man would have just said, “Don’t park in my space, bro.” But this note was CLEARLY from a women, the handwriting was full of big loop-dee-loops. And just like you say Dick, it follows the EXACT women formula. Here it is, word for word.
“The MP’s have(underlined 3 times) been called and your vehicle has been reported for illegally parking in designated parking. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. But personally I wanted to tell you how much you inconvenienced me with my children, a trunk full of groceries and no where to park near my home! Find visitors(underlined twice) parking! or park in the school lot!(underlined 3 times)
Alright cunt, MY turn.
1. I have since come to this base every weekend for almost a year now, and the MP’s haven’t said a word to me, so that makes you a liar. You were trying to scare me into not doing it again. I’ve been to Iraq, I don’t scare easily.
2. You say you wanted to “personally wanted to tell me…” You didn’t do shit, you left an anonymous note on my car, telling me personally would have involved talking to my face.
3. “children and groceries”…boohoo, yea right. Even if that WAS your situation(because we’ve already established that you’re a liar, so it probably wasn’t), why not tell your brats to CARRY THE GROCERIES. That’s what children are ultimately for anyway, free labor!
4. “nowhere to park near your home” You fat, lazy bitch, I KNOW which car is yours, it was the minivan 50 FEET FROM THE DOOR. You wanted to save 20 seconds to get to your place, whereas I wanted to save 10 minutes(walking both ways) by NOT parking 400 yards away?!
I have since framed the note and hung it on my wall as undeniable proof how stupid women are.
Damn straight bitches! man-poweerrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn right bros
If she got liposuction on her thighs, breast implants, and a paper bag - she might actually be fuckable.
Gross.
Irlandes, hopefully you will at least be able to exercise some responsibility (know what that is grandpa?) and you’ll wear a condom, coz your sperm is definitely defunct by now.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/#comment-248475
What, is she volunteering to be your mistress for FREE is she? Mistresses don’t fuck for free. That’s the whole point. They get their freedom and your money. It is the perfect lifestyle choice for a woman.
Please take your own advice.
Men are too busy doing what? What good has a man done recently? I am a woman and I am well educated. I have 2 children who I am raising to believe that women are just as worthy as men. My boys will never treat women the way you do
… Is it just me, or does this entire fucking website scream “Anonymous”? Looks like it to me.
You sound just like a pathetic channer.
I’d bet you ten bucks this fuckwad is a member of Anonymous.