How A Woman Solves A Problem
Yesterday, I was sent this email by a dumb bitch who I will refer to as “Winona” — because that’s her name.
From: Empress Winona
Subject: I’m going to sue youSomeone has posted my number on your site. I have since gotten death threats by phone mentioning your website. We have recorded the call, found the owner of the phone and intend to prosecute.
Remove my number from you website. We plan to see you in court as well for allowing women’s personally information posted, violating their privacy and security rights.
Not an intelligent practice if you want to avoid prison.
The authorities have already recorded the information listed on your site and it will be presented it court. The longer you allow the content to remain, the more damage it does to you and your “movement”.
Remove my number from your site now.
That is the entire email. At the time it was sent, I was on the Toucher and Rich show in Boston 104.1 FM explaining to some broad why it’s not men’s responsibility to make fat women feel good about themselves. It’s actually men’s responsibility to make fat women feel bad about themselves. That’s called a big fat incentive to lose your big fat ass.
Attention she-pigs: the easiest way to end your shame and misery is to hit the treadmill.
I knew the dozy bitch was as fat as a house because only fat women give a shit about fat woman problems. The rest of the world doesn’t care. And why should it? Fat women are useless.
Naturally, her response was, “well, men are fat too!” I know you are, but what am I. A classic defense. If arguing with women was chess, that would be the only move in the book.
The above email is how women solve problems. If something exists that a woman doesn’t like, she gets nice and pissed off about it and then runs straight to the highest authority figure she can find. Until she gets married or her ovaries go bad, this figure goes by the name of “Daddy”. And once women find him, they don’t stop bitching until your life is ruined.
Does Cindy Sheehan ring a bell?
Are you unknowingly disturbing your female neighbor with some late night rocking? Or are you just so good in bed that even when you try not to set your lady off like an air-raid siren, she just gets worse? Trust me, I know what you’re going through. Trust me.
Trust me.
Well if your neighbor is a woman, don’t expect her to knock on your door the next day with a polite and civil request. Don’t expect her to put a Post-It note on your mailbox that says, “Hey, can you do me a favor and keep it down? I don’t know if you’re aware of it, but your late night sexcapades are a nuisance. And since I’m not sure you’re even aware of it, I’m not going to be a total cunt about it.”
That’s called “responding appropriately”. What you should expect from a woman is the exact opposite.
How Women Deal With Problems
1. Shame
2. Blame
3. Maim
Shame
Women are desperately afraid of confrontation and they refuse to admit it. The world is built on confrontation and if you got stuck with a vagina instead of ass-busting fists and a brain that invented the wheel, you got fucked.
Blame
When faced with confrontation, no matter how small and civil it might be, women blame you for not reading their minds and thereby “forcing” them into a position that requires action. Women are used to opening their legs to get what they want, not their mouths. The fastest way to shut a woman up is by needing her to say something. Just ask the overwhelming majority of children who are sexually and physically abused by the men their single mothers bring into their lives.
Maim
Call the cops because someone posted your phone number to an undisclosed page on the internet? To a woman, that sounds reasonable. Start immediately threatening legal and criminal action instead of working out the problem? That’s the only recourse when you expect everyone to read your mind. It’s actually a compromise for what a woman really wants to do — which is cut your dick off. The problem with women is that no one can read their minds because their minds are written with shit on shit.
In other words, women are shit heads.
Women are also shit projectors. They assume everyone is out to screw them because they themselves are out to screw everyone. That’s what happens when you have a vagina and no skills. You have to screw to get by. Men assume everyone is doing their best because that’s what we men always do: our best at all times and we’re perfect in every way. We men project that intent onto everyone else. That’s why we tell people when they’re fucking up; people like fat women! We assume they don’t know any better because why would anyone fuck up on purpose?
Why would fat women be fat on purpose? They must not know it’s disgusting.
Manclusion
Women solve problems by telling everyone about the problem except the one person who could have easily solved it: you.
The cops cannot remove shit from my website. Attorneys cannot remove shit from my website. Google cannot remove shit from my website. Wordpress cannot remove shit from my website. Amazon.com, Simon & Schuster, YouTube, and Barnes & Noble cannot remove shit from my website. So quit threatening to tell them. If you’ve got a problem with something, email me and wait patiently for a response. If you’re a woman, include a picture of your tits because I’ve got better things to do with my time than talk to fat broads.
Hot girls and fat girls are different species. If you have enough money, you can fuck fat girls without a condom. You’re too rich to biologically reproduce with one.
Below is my email response to Empress Winona.
It would help if you gave me a URL, sugar tits. Or should I just punch “Winona’s phone number” into the Google and see what comes up?
-Dick
I did exactly that as a laugh and guess what I fucking found.
Her phone number.
On her professional dominatrix escort profile.
She does not accept credit cards.
When a whore is too ugly to be a stripper and too lazy to be a prostitute, she becomes a dominatrix. This has been true since the beginning of time.
If you want to be part of my class-action counter suit alleging Empress Winona of negligent bonercide for horrifying the world with the above pictures, comment below.
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Getting an answer.
http://www.religioustolerance.org/women.htm
http://www.women-inventors.com/
Hedy Lamarr
Invention of Spread Spectrum Technology
Hedy Lamarr
Although better known for her Silver Screen exploits, Austrian actress Hedy Lamarr (born Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler) also became a pioneer in the field of wireless communications following her emigration to the United States. The international beauty icon, along with co-inventor George Anthiel, developed a “Secret Communications System” to help combat the Nazis in World War II. By manipulating radio frequencies at irregular intervals between transmission and reception, the invention formed an unbreakable code to prevent classified messages from being intercepted by enemy personnel.
Lamarr and Anthiel received a patent in 1941, but the enormous significance of their invention was not realized until decades later. It was first implemented on naval ships during the Cuban Missile Crisis and subsequently emerged in numerous military applications. But most importantly, the “spread spectrum” technology that Lamarr helped to invent would galvanize the digital communications boom, forming the technical backbone that makes cellular phones, fax machines and other wireless operations possible.
The very very very very few adaptations not inventions that women did are less than a drop into the ocean compared to what Men did and today the proportions are EXACTLY the same so even after Men got attacked by feminism everywhere you’re still as useless and worthless as always.
Hey, this Winona girl has a personal site where she raves about how big of a whore she is. http://www.shamelessvamp.com/Dietary_Discipline.html Just helping to spread the knowledge.
Great walls of text, Batman! Some things are better left unsaid (but not unheard)!
She truly is a national treasure, though - she’s so wonderfully depraved, her life is a fantastic string of failures.
Nobody contact her, for now we wait and observe. Her fall will come in due time, but for now - hands off. This is art in the making, and art is not to be meddled with. We watch, we wait, we learn.
Dick, like many have said. You talk about such a serious topic, yet you completely dominate anyone that opposes you. While being one of the fuckin’ funniest faces on the face of earth (pun, right?) with so witty, satirical, comedical articles, that my mouth can’t shut up. With laughing. Keep it up. The thing I love about you, is that you don’t fuckin’ care about the whiners. Keep it up, you’re absolutely great Dick!
Dimwit, that is nothing near a pun. Don’t you know what a pun is? You should try picking up a book once in a while.
@VADGE-NOLIA
You should try picking up your husband’s cock and sucking on it for a while you stupid worthless, useless, cunt slag shitty wife… instead of spending days, nights, weekends too at menarebetterthanwomen.com looking for attention from men who are not your husband.
Make yourself useful on your husband’s cock.
Because you are useless here.
And he worked very hard to give you what you wanted,
Think about it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Chrissy, you are useless everywhere. Not to mention, unfathomably stupid.
You are retarded, Chris. Just pointing that out =)
So very pedantic. “If you can’t get ‘em with facts and well structured arguments with valid counter-points, get em with syntax”. Great strategy there, toots. Way to aim high.
Dear lord. That “thing” looks like a Cacodemon. I’m getting the shotgun…
Funny thing is, this is the picture she picked. I bet it gets smoky in the titty bar where she “works”.
Haha. Fuck man, Dick’s not the only person who makes me laugh like a moron. Thank you Kr0wbar for making my day better.
Dear God, What the fuck is that.
You are so correct. “Well men are fat too!” Yes but they learn to accept it.
Funny ass shit man.
Keep up the good work.
hey dude seriously if u hate women so much, how can u get a girlfriend? lol
chill man not all ladies are like that.
in fact some are pretty much smarter than u
dave.
dave, I’m not sold on your name, buddy. I think it’s actually “davina”.
-Dick
Tits or GTFO.
Dick, my man, this is some of the funniest satirical shit I’ve seen in a while. I’m laughing my ass off. Its funnier that some people really buy into this…
you play the character well though, and its funny material. Keep it up.
Oh you don’t like when someone acts not like an adult? Guess what we men hate it too that’s why this site exists among hundred others. We hate when women act like children and demand on us men to “enjoy” it. So start spreading “the news” among women first. And you are right there is a limit and that limit has been crosed by women beyond anyone could imagine in their worst imagination. And we actually know how hard it is to be a woman in todays society in fact you woman are working very hard on it so it must be hard for you. Everything is so hard because you are so incompetent and it will stay this way or even get worse as long as you keep blaming men for it.
If you really believe so, then visit sites of your sisters and tell them to stop bashing men useing men and making up stuff about men. Can you do that?
dominatrix are fucking stupid ! worse, the men who like to be dominated are not men
It just goes to show how much women know about the legal system. “Something pissed me off, so it’s illegal!”
I love the aqua green shoes and the cheap gold flake corset.
G H E T T O T R A S H !!!
lol how fuckin typical. what a stupid bitch. keep up the good work man, i’ve always had these thoughts about women and someone finally spoke up. its about fuckin time if you ask me.
Wow. I just found this site and I have to say…I love it. This is great. I agree with everything you have to say. Women are definately bottom-feeding leeches that contribute nothing to society. Women are bitches and without men, they wouldn’t be able to survive. They need us. They leech off of working men.
This post is proof of, if nothing else, the fact than female teachers are absolutely worthless.
Also, lurk more, bitch. Every piece of shit in this incoherent rant has been spouted by countless clueless whores before you, and shot down with perfect man logic every goddamn time. You’re not special. You’re not a beautiful or unique snowflake. Apparently, you also have the reading comprehension of a brick.
No Women Allowed
Translation: Fuck off.
MenAreBetterThanWomen.
Dick, Women are not animals.Yes, theres always going to be a fight over what Gender is better,but theres a limit! I don`t personaly know you so i can`t say your a bad person however I will tell you that your not a girl and you`ll never live the life of a women therefore you dont know how hard it is to be a woman in todays society! However you are an adult! Act more like one! You also said teachers jobs are worthless. Without teacher You,me,or the rest of the online writers could be typing!!! Teachers are very important! Women have to deal with birth. Have you ever witness a birth? What about when the man leaves them ,which happens alot, and the girl is left to raise the child.
Also, What you said to that girl was proving the styreotype that been are shalllow and use girls for sex. I`m not saying thats true but that was very rude! She was brave enough to confront you so you should respect her!!! A woman brought YOU to this world. Who gave YOU YOUR life!!! Gave you every thing you know!!!
To wrap this up Men are not better that women and Women are not better than men.Were all humans!!! Act mature like a responible adult.
You can’t even spell! “responible”? What the fuck is that? Out of instinct, I typed this word correctly, only to have to go back and COPY your “version” of it and PASTE it into my message. And you know what, Jol? This funny thing happened, a little red line appeared underneath it to tell me that it was not spelled correctly. What did you do? Put black tape over it like the “check engine” light in your boyfriend’s car? Dick must love comments like yours, because all they do is prove how awesome he is, and how stupid women are. You can’t spell, you can’t type, and you can’t even construct a single coherent thought with words. Last I checked, that puts you on the same level as a five year-old. I swear to God-Almighty, if you have a college degree, I am going to sue the school you attended FOR you, since they didn’t teach you anything and it’s obvious that your lack of ability to communicate would prevent you from filing the lawsuit yourself.