I cannot tell a lie…because I’m a man.
Women are all liars. At least that’s what every man in the world thinks. Indeed I myself thought this for quite some time.
That’s when I realized I was wrong.
But not wrong in the way a woman is wrong whenever she opens her mouth or engages in any kind internal dialogue; wrong in way that is simply not right and not dangerous. Here’s the real scoop.
Women are as allergic to history as children who are allergic to bees are allergic to bees — this includes even their own history. Let’s turn to The History Channel for just a moment. We know the audience of the History Channel is predominantly male because all the commercials they run are for things like home ownership, stock investment, and local and national political agendas. These are things that women have about as much place in as a steering wheel on a toilet.
To us men, the History Channel is like a sweet, sweet nectar — a repository of precious facts and details about our world that we as men can leverage into solutions for the future. It makes us feel good about ourselves and it makes us feel positive about the future. Let’s take the gas crisis for instance.
Gas is running out, and prices are running up. That’s a serious problem, but as men let’s take just a moment and solve it. First, I will draw a parallel from The History Channel. I can easily remember one of many documentaries on what did General Dwight D. Eisenhower did when he faced many problems of equal or even greater severity during World War II. What he did was stop talking about it like a woman (when it was appropriate) and he took care of it. Problem solved thanks to the History Channel.
See, women are interested only in causing problems, not solving them. They do this to keep us men occupied while they play house and tea party and other such fantasy games of bullshit that involves spending your money on matching this to that and secretly fantasizing about the UPS delivery man. It’s the same all over the world.
To even a fully grown-up woman, this fantasy life of silliness and pretend is very much a reality. That’s why all women are not liars. Because they delude themselves into remembering the past as they wish and not as it actually happened.
Technically that’s not a lie.
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I just want to point out that I absolutely adore the History Channel. Along with the Discovery Channel, Discovery Health, etc., etc. Documentaries are pretty much my favorite things ever invented.
For the record, that never actually happened. It’s a historical myth.
*laughs* I love it when women use that whole, “Bye” thing.
Allow me to explain what kl meant when she said “bye”.
She wanted to have the last word, so she said “bye”, as if she was going to leave. But really, she had no intention of leaving. She had to wait around and see if anyone ELSE was going to try to have the last word. If they did, she’d instantly and magically come back, and add her two cents.
How do I know this? She had two posts in a row that ended with “bye”.
Women pull this shit all the time. They pretend to leave for two reasons. To try to get you to follow them, IE attention, or, to try to have the last word.
You know why George Washington ‘could not tell a lie,’ because he was holding the axe in his hand and probably eating cherries, it would have seemed stupid to say, ‘oh no, dad, the tree just happen to fall while I held this axe in my hand, and a little bird flew over here and just started dropping cherries in my mouth.’ Chump.
Monkey see, monkey do, kristina?
- 07 Madan [Exotic Disco Mix]
Most men have lied. This thread is just stupid, you have all lied at some point in your little meaningless little lives. You’re all contradicting yourselves.
I went out with a guy who lied 80 percent of the time. He made up a person and talked about her constantly. Even when we proved she was not real he still talked about her. He lied about almost everything. It was so stupid.
We have all lied. I don’t know why people cannot see each other as individuals and not groups. I am different than everyone else, and everyone else is also different.
Women have no business calling men “liars” EVER.
You LIE about your AGE every day oif your life. You LIE about how many men you’ve REALLY been with. You LIE about your haircolor. You buy padded bras, and FAKE boobs. You paint your faces. Wear FAKE nailes. You LIE about your weight and buy shoes to LIE about your height. . . . .
. . . .and when your “make-up” fades even slightly, you line up at the bathroom for 30 minutes so you can LIE ABOUT IT MORE.
EVERY WOMAN IS A FUCKING LIE FROM HEAD TO TOE,
every minute of her waking natural life.
AND YOU THINK MEN SHOULD TELL YOU THE TRUTH??
Fuck you.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Oh right . . . and I almost forgot. Women BEG for men to LIE to them ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Tell a woman the truth?? PFFFT. FUCK THAT!! She doesn’t want to hear it anyway.
She just wants the bullshit version she “WANTS” to hear.
Examples:
• Women don’t actually want to hear “Well I don’t love you yet, but so far you seem really nice.” even though what he just said was TOTALLY NON-OFFENSIVE AND COMPLETELY TRUE . . . . . they would rather hear a LIE.
• Women don’t actually want to hear “Hmmm, try those other jeans on instead.” even though what he just said was TOTALLY NON-OFFENSIVE AND COMPLETELY TRUE . . . . . they would rather hear a LIE.
• Women don’t actually want to hear “Since you asked, I prefer your hair the way it was BEFORE you cut it.” even though what he just said was TOTALLY NON-OFFENSIVE AND COMPLETELY TRUE . . . . . they would rather hear a LIE.
So since women beg for men to LIE to them - and PREFER to listen to anything but WHAT HE REALLY THINKS - then women have NO BUSINESS calling men liars.
EVER.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
desperate for what sonyad? If you mean attention and sex then you have again misjudged me. It’s saddening that you are so narrow-minded that you think if a woman talks to you or says anything to you she wants attention.
Now that is what is truly Sickening.
Ace of Base: Angel Eyes
You just don’t hide how desperate you are for it, do you?
Sickening.
- funky green dogs - fired up
thank you for correcting me evileddy :D
Garth Brooks: She Had the Need to Feel the Thunder
*liars
Ok…so far this site as been a big laugh. Whatever man wrote this is quite pompous and, might i add, an imbecile. The subject heading for this article was “I cannot tell a lie…because I’m a man”, yet throughout the entire piece all he did was talk about the history channel and say how females are not liers…deluded clowns perhaps, but nonetheless not liers. Sir Dick, men arent liers? You haven’t met my ex then. :)
Well said!
I think women spend too much time trying to bend the world to the fantasy they believe it should be in the circus in their heads. Men accept the world for being brutal, cruel, unrelenting and immovable and we know there’s no better place to learn how shit really works in life than from the lessons of history. this way of thinking is sometimes called LOGIC. And women hate logic: it cant be bargained with, manipulated, tricked or bitched at to make it the way they want it - it just IS. And for some reason alot of women cant deal with that and thus just ignore it(logic that is).
What an awful little cunt you transpire to be, kl. Quite befitting the subject matter of the site.
ok , maybe that was a little unfair, forget that comment, bye
Not taking long enough to leave.
ok NECRO, ‘Bitch’, necro , frankly I just happened to come across this site after typing something of interest in the search engine. We were discussing this topic on Yahoo. And no I dont give a damn what you have to say because you just dont interest me. You havent said anything that would interest me and seem to be empty headed. Id rather talk to the other ones but now im leaving. Its been fun, bye
Then why come to this site and tell us all these things? And its Necroswordsman bitch.
i dont give a damn that you dont give a damn necro
Really? Good for you. Want a cookie? Or how about a ‘I don’t fucking give a damn’?
Do you ever read a newspaper perchance?
-wolfe
You’re obviously an estrogen genius then.
thats a lie, the only thing im interested in is SOLVING problems, not bullshitting, most men dont bullshit this way but some do, as much as women even.
I watch history channel , fox news, cnn , politics, stump the shroad or whatever the hell it is.
oh please jesus, this is the biggest lie ive ever seen. Im the most honest person youll ever meet. Men are the liars.
Think! If you did more thinking and taken less bulling then perhaps you would understand.
Jamal is someone else.
?
Really? I guess you don’t own a mirror then.
Double jeopardy.
It is 2 girls.
Well said Jamal.
honestly i agree with the women. the men on this site sound so bitter and imature that you’d think they never had a mother or grandmother, no sister nor niece. i really don’t believe all the women you guys and gals have met are all whore, bitches and sluts. its ignorant. i understand when the men say that women are banned that they don’t want their veiws or thoughts cause its obvious that they hate every single thing about women…except their pussy…men take a little of that and then back to hating the sluts for ever openning to you (if if they didn’t open of course that they’re just plain old bitches) i’m not saying some women aren’t bad but some of us guys are real dogs as well and to say that “i cannot tell a lie b/c i am a man” is one of the more sad assed things i’ve ever seen in my life
Or she is mentally ill. I’m inclined to think the second.
Is it really two gurls or one acting like she has a friend?
IP says one.
Not to mention shes a schizophrenic. Or mocking them. I know some people with MPD too and this is just pathetic. The KKK are better than you, whore.
Slovenly women, go elsewhere.
thank u gabby
see thats y shes my girl
tell them see
And they wonder why there’s a big ‘NO WOMEN ALLOWED’ sign on this webpage.
ok let me rephrase my self most of the people I know write like that to people including friends
besides haven’t I stop writing like that
and by the way
u were writing like that to so whats your excuse.
Caribbean people talk that all the time. And write like that too. Especially in cultural folklore, such as tales and such.
Estoy muy enojada. Los hombres alli son muy tonto.
i wuv u to
Thank you, Necro. I’ve been to school with many people from the Caribbean, and none of the men write like that. That little miss-fit just needs to learn to stop acting like a jill-ass.
It is quite pellucid that none of the people on this site are her friends, so her ‘reasoning‘ is rather faulty. Women are a constant contradiction, regardless of race, colour, creed or social status.
muy bein
y tu?
Hey hey, Chica, como estas? I wuv you.
Whats up gabby
Ive missed you
good to see u have returned
U havent missed much though
MA girl is back
Caribbean English slang is called patois.
And French is called Creole.
Hey, I’m back fellas. What goin on?
Oh in that case, no I don’t think they do. Theres a difference between slang and caribbean
I think he means carib(bean) caribbean
In the bean?
not in school only online like msn
we write like how we speek when we are having a writen conversation with each other thats all
and also we dont like writing the whole word just part
I guess you can say we are lazy in a way
Do they actually write like that down in the bean?
Not from sugar city, for sure.
Shite.
At least you arent one like some people.
Sarcasm… You misread it.
diamatik
weh u from
Watch out. Dick Tracey’s on your case.
- sean paul - weed indeed-fua
Well, if the women would stop teefin other people man and stop bearing outside pickney then there would be much less single-mother households in your ‘country’. In your ’society’ all the women chase after the few very rich/powerful men and leave all the others behind (notwithstanding the fact that these men are married and openly have at least half-a-dozen other steady girlfriends). Then when they rass get past 30yrs old, they blame their inability to get a ‘good man’ on the Guyanese, Jamaicans and the ‘Santos.’
At least you arent one like some people.
Women don’t work full time. They get easy sit down jobs doing nothing and go home and pretend to be tired. Then they demand more pay and more off time for doing nothing. Then try to setup a special day to honor their lack of work..
If we wanted input from Mighty Mouth we would just surf to disneyworld.
I’m curious why would someone continue to post on a site where they aren’t wanted? Do you think that your ignorant thoughts will somehow make a difference?
Hey guys make her to stop, I’m starting to feel like a liberal leftwing lunatic. Oh how you wish…. Now bug off
it’s not so much that women think cooking is beneath them but you seem to be ignoring the fact that women also tend to work full time these days, yet you still seem to think it is perfectly okay for these same women to also do all the cooking and cleaning. This website should just be renamed chauvinistsRus.
That is because modern women don’t think about anybody but herself.
Most have discarded the Father for his paycheck and other possessions.
It’s the new stronger independent women era.. I can live without a man just send me his paychecks.
Destroy the Matriarchy - MOI
Yes. And being a regular part of the child’s life would be the best. Children raised by women are statistically much more likely to grow up to be violent, greedy, materialistic thuggish (or slatternly) brutes.
-wolfe
Yes she gets to be seen as equal in the workplace.. Do less for the same amount of money. Make that hubby of hers to more for her too.
Things are equal now.
Wolfe you left out Girly. Yeys boys raised around women act much more girly. Look at american idol. I have never in my life seen so many young boys cry when they win. Whayyy… I’m so happy and Mom is so proud of me..
Cut him a slit and call him Sue.
Maybe they all went to KFC cause the missis think cooking is beneath them.
- paul oakenfold - the way i feel featuring ryan tedder-nvs
lol
Oh. They’ve come visiting together. It’s all so clear now.
- Paul Oakenfold . Get Out Of My Life Now
Lol.Okay, you make sense, but you underestimate me. I like to be fair. He doesn’t have to cook everyday. And dinner can be cooked b4 the day arrives. Anyway, I said that i would like a husband that cooks. But only if he likes to do so, I ain going to force no one to cook if they don’t want to. Especially since I don’t like to.
It’s good that you want to be in the child’s life,for it seems that all the fathers are gone. Especially in the Caribbean
I do hope that teaching them grammar, style and spelling is not one of those responsibilities.
OK, so you’d like your husband to cook. Fair enough. Will you make sure you work overtime at your job if need be to progress up the career ladder faster? Will you accept a longer commute to your job so he has a shorter commute and can get back home earlier to get dinner started? Will you mow the lawn, and handle household repairs in exchange for his cooking?
Or is this “equality” simply him taking on more work?
Men already live about 7 years fewer than women do, and you want to burden your putative husband with more work, but not take on anything he does unless it’s to do with the children? Interesting attitude.
Yes. And being a regular part of the child’s life would be the best. Children raised by women are statistically much more likely to grow up to be violent, greedy, materialistic thuggish (or slatternly) brutes.
As for what you seem to mean by “the best”, you seem to be thinking mostly of things purchasable with money. Material things? They are transient, and ephemeral. All such is vanity, and vanity, thy name is woman.
-wolfe
So… beneath ladies of ’societal’ standing. God, I loathe that word.
I’m not a rich girl and I’m not high society.
Cooking and cleaning is so plebeian, all of a sudden, isn’t it? So… beneath ladies of ’societal’ standing. God, I loathe that word.
- Paul Oakenfold Vs Afrika Bambaataa & The Soul Sonic Force - Planet Rock (Swordfish Mix)
Of course, so long as it remains your legal prerogative to arbitrarily classify him as such or have the obsequious court do so on your whim, as per the now irrecognizable family code and case law.
It’s gotten to where ringing your wife’s bell before you get her a new prada purse might just be tantamount to marital rape.
- Paul Oakenfold Vs Afrika Bambaataa & The Soul Sonic Force - Planet Rock (Swordfish Mix)
all i saying is that if a man don’t want to take care of his child, is he business long as he does not interfer with me and my kid I’m happy. I think its women fault who get kids for guys who does not help they should know the dude well enough to figure out he is not ready to be a dad.
I only suggest to girls who want kids for guys like that should not care about the guy just look at him as a fun sperm bank
for those women who cus (in you skin! agood no one tell them to open they legs and if they never wanted the kid they could have well through it away.But then again most women whory now adays and evil
sorry guys hope it will ease up on u.
Also, why wouldn’t you visit the child, be friend him/her , and be a role model?
Scrap this statement.(Mis read the statement) Only if the man is like a criminal, then i would make sure he doesn’t see the child.
Wait, so…If I get a child with a man and the man doesn’t see the child he doesn’t have to pay child support? So, I’m suppose to bear the brunt by myself? And how does the logic even work, if you prefer women to stay home and work their, or get a lower paying job.
Wouldn’t you want the best for your child which you don’t see?Food,clothes,education…children cost money. Plus, if you were the child, wouldn’t you want to know that your father cares about you enough to help to support you when he doesn’t know you well.
Also, why wouldn’t you visit the child, be friend him/her , and be a role model?
lord u guys killing me lol lol
It’s absurd because when a woman says something like that it means she’s going to take ownership away from the father and then make him pay child support for a kid he doesnt even see.
why is it absurd? I like children and I would do the mothering yes, but I can’t expect the father to not part-take. So, if he cooks or does anyrhing extra, i’ll just reduce any child rearing instances which he does that stresses him out, and put them on myself. (When i say child rearing instances, I don’t mean things that he wants to do with them, their his children too)
….*dies from brain haemorrhaging from those few words because they’re so absurd*
Hope you’ll be able to earn enough money to hire a maid, and cook, or support your husband so he can cook and clean for you.
Or enjoy living in squalor and filth.
I wonder what lucky man will end up with young Gabriella?
-wolfe
Cooking and cleaning doesn’t mean you’re a slave. I try cooking and cleaning (My mom, bless her, getting old) and its quite good. But this is what all women are mostly good for.
I guess you’re lazy too. You can’t treat people like slaves.
Ahah….. So you are lazy or those things wouldn’t be a problem for you.
Now find your way back out because you’re not welcome here.
Oh well, I tried. I know 4 sure I will never submit to be a cooking and cleaning type of woman. Those jobs are not sex defined; the stereo type is oppressive.
Most likely no one would it if it did have paragraphs cause its still bullshit.
And breeding hate? Hahahaha, this site doesn’t make us hate women. I came to this site because I distrusted women but I didnt’t hate them. And I bet Dick doesn’t care whether people reads what he writes. Its that he is doing something, and thats what a man needs.
Wrong.
Look at the name of this website.
Well, one out of three isn’t bad.
If the rest of her gigantic screed is this inaccurate, it’s clearly not worth reading.
Hint: Press Enter more.
-wolfe
hahahaha, brainfart. Golden! Never heard that one before.
Gabriella LaPlace (1) Says: ^!!@$(*&#@!
What a bunch of jibberish.
Did you say that all in one breath?
That had to be the longest brainfart ever posted.
Parag