I cannot tell a lie…because I’m a man.
Women are all liars. At least that’s what every man in the world thinks. Indeed I myself thought this for quite some time.
That’s when I realized I was wrong.
But not wrong in the way a woman is wrong whenever she opens her mouth or engages in any kind internal dialogue; wrong in way that is simply not right and not dangerous. Here’s the real scoop.
Women are as allergic to history as children who are allergic to bees are allergic to bees — this includes even their own history. Let’s turn to The History Channel for just a moment. We know the audience of the History Channel is predominantly male because all the commercials they run are for things like home ownership, stock investment, and local and national political agendas. These are things that women have about as much place in as a steering wheel on a toilet.
To us men, the History Channel is like a sweet, sweet nectar — a repository of precious facts and details about our world that we as men can leverage into solutions for the future. It makes us feel good about ourselves and it makes us feel positive about the future. Let’s take the gas crisis for instance.
Gas is running out, and prices are running up. That’s a serious problem, but as men let’s take just a moment and solve it. First, I will draw a parallel from The History Channel. I can easily remember one of many documentaries on what did General Dwight D. Eisenhower did when he faced many problems of equal or even greater severity during World War II. What he did was stop talking about it like a woman (when it was appropriate) and he took care of it. Problem solved thanks to the History Channel.
See, women are interested only in causing problems, not solving them. They do this to keep us men occupied while they play house and tea party and other such fantasy games of bullshit that involves spending your money on matching this to that and secretly fantasizing about the UPS delivery man. It’s the same all over the world.
To even a fully grown-up woman, this fantasy life of silliness and pretend is very much a reality. That’s why all women are not liars. Because they delude themselves into remembering the past as they wish and not as it actually happened.
Technically that’s not a lie.
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February 15th, 2007 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Caribbean people talk that all the time. And write like that too. Especially in cultural folklore, such as tales and such.
February 15th, 2007 at 6:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
ok let me rephrase my self most of the people I know write like that to people including friends
besides haven’t I stop writing like that
and by the way
u were writing like that to so whats your excuse.
February 15th, 2007 at 6:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
And they wonder why there’s a big ‘NO WOMEN ALLOWED’ sign on this webpage.
February 15th, 2007 at 6:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
thank u gabby
see thats y shes my girl
tell them see
February 15th, 2007 at 6:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
Slovenly women, go elsewhere.
February 15th, 2007 at 6:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Not to mention shes a schizophrenic. Or mocking them. I know some people with MPD too and this is just pathetic. The KKK are better than you, whore.
February 15th, 2007 at 6:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Is it really two gurls or one acting like she has a friend?
IP says one.
February 15th, 2007 at 6:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Or she is mentally ill. I’m inclined to think the second.
February 15th, 2007 at 6:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 968a70faf245a
honestly i agree with the women. the men on this site sound so bitter and imature that you’d think they never had a mother or grandmother, no sister nor niece. i really don’t believe all the women you guys and gals have met are all whore, bitches and sluts. its ignorant. i understand when the men say that women are banned that they don’t want their veiws or thoughts cause its obvious that they hate every single thing about women…except their pussy…men take a little of that and then back to hating the sluts for ever openning to you (if if they didn’t open of course that they’re just plain old bitches) i’m not saying some women aren’t bad but some of us guys are real dogs as well and to say that “i cannot tell a lie b/c i am a man” is one of the more sad assed things i’ve ever seen in my life
February 15th, 2007 at 6:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Well said Jamal.
February 15th, 2007 at 7:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
It is 2 girls.
February 16th, 2007 at 1:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Double jeopardy.
February 16th, 2007 at 3:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
Really? I guess you don’t own a mirror then.
February 16th, 2007 at 6:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
Jamal is someone else.
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February 16th, 2007 at 8:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
Think! If you did more thinking and taken less bulling then perhaps you would understand.
February 16th, 2007 at 8:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
oh please jesus, this is the biggest lie ive ever seen. Im the most honest person youll ever meet. Men are the liars.
February 16th, 2007 at 8:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
I watch history channel , fox news, cnn , politics, stump the shroad or whatever the hell it is.
February 16th, 2007 at 8:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
thats a lie, the only thing im interested in is SOLVING problems, not bullshitting, most men dont bullshit this way but some do, as much as women even.
February 16th, 2007 at 8:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 751dc71add8b8
You’re obviously an estrogen genius then.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
Do you ever read a newspaper perchance?
-wolfe