I cannot tell a lie…because I’m a man.
Women are all liars. At least that’s what every man in the world thinks. Indeed I myself thought this for quite some time.
That’s when I realized I was wrong.
But not wrong in the way a woman is wrong whenever she opens her mouth or engages in any kind internal dialogue; wrong in way that is simply not right and not dangerous. Here’s the real scoop.
Women are as allergic to history as children who are allergic to bees are allergic to bees — this includes even their own history. Let’s turn to The History Channel for just a moment. We know the audience of the History Channel is predominantly male because all the commercials they run are for things like home ownership, stock investment, and local and national political agendas. These are things that women have about as much place in as a steering wheel on a toilet.
To us men, the History Channel is like a sweet, sweet nectar — a repository of precious facts and details about our world that we as men can leverage into solutions for the future. It makes us feel good about ourselves and it makes us feel positive about the future. Let’s take the gas crisis for instance.
Gas is running out, and prices are running up. That’s a serious problem, but as men let’s take just a moment and solve it. First, I will draw a parallel from The History Channel. I can easily remember one of many documentaries on what did General Dwight D. Eisenhower did when he faced many problems of equal or even greater severity during World War II. What he did was stop talking about it like a woman (when it was appropriate) and he took care of it. Problem solved thanks to the History Channel.
See, women are interested only in causing problems, not solving them. They do this to keep us men occupied while they play house and tea party and other such fantasy games of bullshit that involves spending your money on matching this to that and secretly fantasizing about the UPS delivery man. It’s the same all over the world.
To even a fully grown-up woman, this fantasy life of silliness and pretend is very much a reality. That’s why all women are not liars. Because they delude themselves into remembering the past as they wish and not as it actually happened.
Technically that’s not a lie.
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February 14th, 2007 at 6:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
At least you arent one like some people.
February 15th, 2007 at 10:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
Well, if the women would stop teefin other people man and stop bearing outside pickney then there would be much less single-mother households in your ‘country’. In your ’society’ all the women chase after the few very rich/powerful men and leave all the others behind (notwithstanding the fact that these men are married and openly have at least half-a-dozen other steady girlfriends). Then when they rass get past 30yrs old, they blame their inability to get a ‘good man’ on the Guyanese, Jamaicans and the ‘Santos.’
February 15th, 2007 at 10:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Watch out. Dick Tracey’s on your case.
- sean paul - weed indeed-fua
February 15th, 2007 at 11:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
diamatik
weh u from
February 15th, 2007 at 2:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
At least you arent one like some people.
Sarcasm… You misread it.
February 15th, 2007 at 2:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Shite.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
Not from sugar city, for sure.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Do they actually write like that down in the bean?
February 15th, 2007 at 5:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
not in school only online like msn
we write like how we speek when we are having a writen conversation with each other thats all
and also we dont like writing the whole word just part
I guess you can say we are lazy in a way
February 15th, 2007 at 5:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
In the bean?
February 15th, 2007 at 5:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
I think he means carib(bean) caribbean
February 15th, 2007 at 5:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Oh in that case, no I don’t think they do. Theres a difference between slang and caribbean
February 15th, 2007 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Hey, I’m back fellas. What goin on?
February 15th, 2007 at 6:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Caribbean English slang is called patois.
And French is called Creole.
February 15th, 2007 at 6:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Whats up gabby
Ive missed you
good to see u have returned
U havent missed much though
MA girl is back
February 15th, 2007 at 6:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Hey hey, Chica, como estas? I wuv you.
February 15th, 2007 at 6:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
muy bein
y tu?
February 15th, 2007 at 6:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
Thank you, Necro. I’ve been to school with many people from the Caribbean, and none of the men write like that. That little miss-fit just needs to learn to stop acting like a jill-ass.
It is quite pellucid that none of the people on this site are her friends, so her ‘reasoning‘ is rather faulty. Women are a constant contradiction, regardless of race, colour, creed or social status.
February 15th, 2007 at 6:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
i wuv u to
February 15th, 2007 at 6:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Estoy muy enojada. Los hombres alli son muy tonto.