I cannot tell a lie…because I’m a man.
Women are all liars. At least that’s what every man in the world thinks. Indeed I myself thought this for quite some time.
That’s when I realized I was wrong.
But not wrong in the way a woman is wrong whenever she opens her mouth or engages in any kind internal dialogue; wrong in way that is simply not right and not dangerous. Here’s the real scoop.
Women are as allergic to history as children who are allergic to bees are allergic to bees — this includes even their own history. Let’s turn to The History Channel for just a moment. We know the audience of the History Channel is predominantly male because all the commercials they run are for things like home ownership, stock investment, and local and national political agendas. These are things that women have about as much place in as a steering wheel on a toilet.
To us men, the History Channel is like a sweet, sweet nectar — a repository of precious facts and details about our world that we as men can leverage into solutions for the future. It makes us feel good about ourselves and it makes us feel positive about the future. Let’s take the gas crisis for instance.
Gas is running out, and prices are running up. That’s a serious problem, but as men let’s take just a moment and solve it. First, I will draw a parallel from The History Channel. I can easily remember one of many documentaries on what did General Dwight D. Eisenhower did when he faced many problems of equal or even greater severity during World War II. What he did was stop talking about it like a woman (when it was appropriate) and he took care of it. Problem solved thanks to the History Channel.
See, women are interested only in causing problems, not solving them. They do this to keep us men occupied while they play house and tea party and other such fantasy games of bullshit that involves spending your money on matching this to that and secretly fantasizing about the UPS delivery man. It’s the same all over the world.
To even a fully grown-up woman, this fantasy life of silliness and pretend is very much a reality. That’s why all women are not liars. Because they delude themselves into remembering the past as they wish and not as it actually happened.
Technically that’s not a lie.
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Caribbean people talk that all the time. And write like that too. Especially in cultural folklore, such as tales and such.
Estoy muy enojada. Los hombres alli son muy tonto.
i wuv u to
Thank you, Necro. I’ve been to school with many people from the Caribbean, and none of the men write like that. That little miss-fit just needs to learn to stop acting like a jill-ass.
It is quite pellucid that none of the people on this site are her friends, so her ‘reasoning‘ is rather faulty. Women are a constant contradiction, regardless of race, colour, creed or social status.
muy bein
y tu?
Hey hey, Chica, como estas? I wuv you.
Whats up gabby
Ive missed you
good to see u have returned
U havent missed much though
MA girl is back
Caribbean English slang is called patois.
And French is called Creole.
Hey, I’m back fellas. What goin on?
Oh in that case, no I don’t think they do. Theres a difference between slang and caribbean
I think he means carib(bean) caribbean
In the bean?
not in school only online like msn
we write like how we speek when we are having a writen conversation with each other thats all
and also we dont like writing the whole word just part
I guess you can say we are lazy in a way
Do they actually write like that down in the bean?
Not from sugar city, for sure.
Shite.
At least you arent one like some people.
Sarcasm… You misread it.
diamatik
weh u from
Watch out. Dick Tracey’s on your case.
- sean paul - weed indeed-fua
Well, if the women would stop teefin other people man and stop bearing outside pickney then there would be much less single-mother households in your ‘country’. In your ’society’ all the women chase after the few very rich/powerful men and leave all the others behind (notwithstanding the fact that these men are married and openly have at least half-a-dozen other steady girlfriends). Then when they rass get past 30yrs old, they blame their inability to get a ‘good man’ on the Guyanese, Jamaicans and the ‘Santos.’