I Got a Rock.
Halloween is a holiday invented by men for the purposes of having a good time. There’s candy for the kids, general mayhem and hedonism for the adults and forgive and forget attitudes all around. You can do whatever you want on Halloween and no one cares. That’s the way it’s always been and as long as shrill, big nosed women are kept out of things that’s the way it will always be. Halloween is what Christmas was supposed to be before women forced stores to put the decorations on sale in September.
Women suck at Halloween.
If you get a woman drunk enough or catch her at the right time under a mess of fog and cobwebs, all of them will excitedly tell you exactly the same thing: Halloween is an excuse for women to dress like whores.
And what’s wrong with that? Look, I think a slutty nurse is as hot as it is farcical or unsanitary — whichever is funnier. Hell, the measure of a good Halloween party is exactly the quotient of women in slutty costumes to people in no costumes. Take a moment to work that out, it’s absolutely true.
My point is not that men should lead some kind of mindless crusade to end slutty nurses and perversions of revered childhood characters for purposes of shock value. Insane crusades that help no one and harm everyone are for women. We men don’t waste our time with that manner of nonsense. I’m simply pointing out that men are better than women at Halloween. Men are better than women at Halloween because men are better than women at everything.
How much creativity does it take to buy an outfit that’s a size too small and put on a whorey wig? None. Women do half of that every day, the proof of which is in the pudding escaping from halter tops all over the world like they’re Playdoh fucking Fun Factories. It’s disgusting.
At one of several Halloween parties that I was at over the weekend I saw a man dressed as the man in the big yellow hat. If you’re thinking that that has something to do with Curious George, you’re correct. What this man is saying by donning the bright yellow suit and matching twenty gallon hat is that he is a man of a quiet demeanor, yet also a symbol of stoic dependability. He’s not going to rock the boat himself, but he enjoys a good time. Hell he’s seen damn near everything there is to see while following a curious little monkey around the world in his curious little adventures and delighting children for the better part of a century. This is a man who is worth his weight in a scrap and is also a symbol of strength in family values.
His girlfriend was dressed as Courtney Love.
October’s Honorary Man of the Month (just in time too) is the fat woman I saw passed out against the bathroom door. She was dressed as a box of cereal. Thank you fat woman for going against your instincts and sparing us the pancakes.
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November 7th, 2005 at 1:36 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
How ridiculous. Perhaps we should turn that on it’s head. Everything you have can be attributed to your mother/spouse/gf.
If anything dick, it’s far harder for a woman to get ahead in most industries than it is for a man. We are expected to work twice as hard just to get half the recognition that a man does. And I know we’ve already discussed differing pay rates, but at least in the cuntry I am in, men still get paid more than women for doing the exact same jobs.
Perhaps you are trying to imply that I sucked a lot of cock to have what I have?
November 7th, 2005 at 1:43 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Now this makes much more sense …A Modern Bible Story After she’d
spent three weeks alone in the Garden of Eden, God visited Eve.
“So how is everything going?” inquired God.
“It is all so beautiful, God,” she replied, “the sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but
I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The
middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them
with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They are a real pain,” she said.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having
only two breasts might leave her body more “symmetrically balanced,”
as she put it
That is a fair point,” replied God, “but it was my first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right
away.”
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Gardenof Eden.
“Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?”
“Just fantastic,” she replied, “but for one oversighton your part.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow
hasher bull all the animals have a mate except me.
I feel so alone.”God thought for a moment and said, “You know, Eve, you
are right. Howcould I have overlooked this?
You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of
you.
Now let’s see…where did I put that useless tit?”
Doesn’t THAT make more sense than all that rubbish about the rib?
November 7th, 2005 at 1:45 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
How crass. Women are expected to work twice as hard as they usually do to get the same recognition as a man. That’s true.
Twice of nothing is still nothing. If women were any good at math you would have known that, however, I’ve already proved otherwise.
-Dick
November 7th, 2005 at 1:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
Well congratulations female, you paid for college. You travelled “THROUGHOUT” Europe, that’s very groundbreaking. Going on a leg spreading tour of Europe a pioneer it makes you not. Didn’t you promise not to post here anymore, what, like twice already? Try something truly original and stick to your word for once…just leave.
November 7th, 2005 at 1:47 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Of course men get paid more than women to do the same job. Men do it better.
And imagine the howling if a MAN had said that Female sucked a lot of cock to have what she has.
November 7th, 2005 at 1:50 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Right you are Dan and Big Al. Look at how quickly she demands that we call her a whore. It’s disturbing. Almost as if that’s how she wants to be viewed.
-Dick
November 7th, 2005 at 1:50 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
I thought I’d save you the bother, that’s cleary what you will all choose to believe anyway. Fools.
November 7th, 2005 at 1:57 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
You’re a twerp Dan. You never post anything of interest whatsoever. YEESSS, I am well aware I am not welcome here. YEEEESSS, I know you want me to fuck off. It’s called backbone. Get yourself one.
November 7th, 2005 at 2:45 am - IP Man-Hash: aed9e9b7f28fe
No, it’s called being an arsehole.
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Affirmative Action ?
I wonder what that does.
It means there is not a women in the western world that can claim that she made it on her own.
Not a single one. ALL corporation and ALL businesses will tell you that they have to report to Daddy Government on how many women they have employed today, how many they have promoted.
Feminists ensured it, governments made it law and your arsehole sex get the benefit.
This does not include the billions of dollars assigned to wommin in every conceivable areas possible. From family law courts assistance to special business loans for women only.
Cannot compete on a level playing field so lets change the goal posts to favour wommin.
Women are wimps….spoilt, coddled,selfish and cannot see outside their own selfish lives.
November 7th, 2005 at 3:12 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Your need to believe that men are superior to women is based on your underlying fear of women. Only by denigrating females, believing they are weaker, less capable etc, are you truly able to feel safe. Your fear is based on an acknowledged shameful belief you hold that you may in fact not be capable of making a women love you. Rather than face this belief and attempt to move past the fear by establishing a relationship, you take the easy way out (like all men) and reject women, before they are given a chance to reject you. And believe me buddy, with your attitude, you will be rejected. Every single time. Don’t blame women for your attitude and self-fulfilling prophecies.
November 7th, 2005 at 3:30 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Have you noticed, Dick, how many women do that? I mean how they decide without research or enquiry what someone will choose to believe without giving them the chance to choose to believe?
And then use their amazing mind-reading to back some stupid or fatuous point.
I, for one, would never have believed that Female sucked a lot of cock to get where she is (wherever that is). I’m sure that even those men on this site who may have believed it would have been more courteous than to say it.
Yet Female has decided what I believe and then called me a fool for believing it.
If only she could use her powers for good instead of evil.
November 7th, 2005 at 8:33 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Big Al, it’s one of the many things that I’ve learned about women since starting this website. Women are so much worse than I previously thought. Their obsession with forcing men to think the way they do knows no bounds. Female is just too perfect of an example. She’s so simple and so recklessly wrong. I truly feel sorry for everyone in her life. Yet she’s hardly an exception to the rule.
-Dick
November 7th, 2005 at 8:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5b1d9cdf94781
“Doesn’t THAT make more sense than all that rubbish about the rib?”
God….Man do you need a partner.
Man.. That would be nice.
God.. I can make you a caring, considerate, helpful mate. One that will help you. one you can share your life with, she will be the apple of your eye. Nothing will be too much for her, she will be a constant companion as you go through life, She will give you children. The only thing is it will cost you and arm and a leg.
Man… What would I get for a rib.
November 8th, 2005 at 5:02 am - IP Man-Hash: b522825ecb752
Congratulations on your education Female. I, too, tote around my college degree with pride, though I would not call the effort required to attain it “work”. Women do not know what real work is. It is a fact. Google it.
November 8th, 2005 at 6:08 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Esther, I can’t quite tell whether you are a he/she/it, though I’m guessing the latter, I’m not going to debate with you because I get the feeling you just want someone to go off out. Instead I’d rather just leave some parting words, which are common civil exchanges where I come from, “go and get fucked, why don’t you?”
Ciao.
Oh, and I mentioned Europe, cause I live on the underside of the planet, which is more than a short skip and a hop away.
November 8th, 2005 at 9:42 am - IP Man-Hash: f4037fee9e037
That’s probably not the only thing you live on the underside of.
-Dick
November 8th, 2005 at 2:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6c5708d26c9a0
Female,
What do you want? A medal.
Oh- Here it is. The “Dozy bitch with tickets on herself- First Class.”
November 9th, 2005 at 1:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 89cdc66937af9
Shit no !
Does it mean that dumb bitch lives on our side of the world chrisvet ?
November 9th, 2005 at 10:47 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
“Dozy bitch”
That’s hilarious.
-Dick
November 10th, 2005 at 6:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: c6dbe7a433608
Along with the Men Are Better Than Women cards, you could also produce Bozo Badges for those superior non-males in need of constant validation.
Next time one of them says something insightful they could be awarded a Bozo Badge.