If History is a Stage, Women are the Gum Under your Seat.
Some people will tell you that women played a minor role in history. They’re wrong.
Women played no role in history. Zip, zero, zilch, nada, and fuck all. If you add them all up they equal women’s contribution to history: absolutely fucking nothing.
I was listening to a Wild-Eyed Crazy talk about the early domestication of dogs in a documentary. I’m a man so I enjoy that kind of shit. Why a woman was on a documentary that wasn’t also a sex documentary and also didn’t put her in a bikini, I do not know. However, this wacky broad posed a non-interesting theory:
The early domestication of dogs required extreme empathy. Thus, women did it.
Wow. That’s a doozy.
This is an example of what I commonly refer to as the woman cycle of dumbness. Women and their suppositions and cyclical-logic are like fire hoses that no one’s holding onto. No one has any idea where it started, it’s flapping all over the place, and none of it matters because if you stand there and try to deal with it, you’re going to get a twenty pound nozzle in your fucking face — a metaphorical nozzle of course. These aren’t men we’re talking about.
The early domestication of dogs required empathy? Let me guess, lady, you’re a crappy parent. Naturally I’m right. I knew immediately because I’m a man and all men know all things about everyone two seconds before they even meet them. That’s why men are so good in business.
One of the many things I’ve learned about women over the years is that they should never have a lot of things on their own. Pink slips, checking accounts, screwdrivers; mouths; and dogs. I guess you could call that Dick’s Big Five: What Should Be Completely Off Limits To Women.
All women do is fuck up dogs. A dog raised by a woman for more than five weeks is like a cream pastry puff without any cream in it. Would it be better if it had some cream filling? Technically, yes, but in the metaphor you can see what I’m doing there. I don’t need to walk you through it by the man-hand.
Women didn’t domesticate dogs. Fuck, you know what women did is just bitched every time a primitive man’s man brought a mud-ridden wolfe-mongrel into the cave! I can hear the shrill cries of it echoing in my DNA, ‘No paw prints on the shinnies!’ It’s been the same for a million years.
I’m sure at some point a revolutionary development will rock the world of women and their wacky delusions. One of them is going to figure out how empathy is responsible for inventing the wheel. And then we’re all fucked.
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May 26th, 2006 at 8:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 5950bb08d3016
The ironic thing about that women saying that women have empathy is really THEY DONT. Women only care about themselves, they never want to put themselves in someone else’s shoes (empathy) or even feel bad for someone (sympathy).
I think its funny how the media portrays women as caring and full of emotion. I do think there are a small number that can care, and most of those went the way of the unicorn.
A study was done recently (I wish I had the link), that showed that men experince DEEPER emotions than women, this also explains why women are so shallow and men actually care about the welfare of otehr people.
This comes back full circle to my argument that women only know interest level and not love or emotions.
They think and act with only THEIR best interests at heart (unless you know how to keep her interest level realy high)
Also dogs don’t require empathy, dumbass women, cats do. Dogs require discipline and to be raised properly like children, both at which men are great at.
A dog listens and obeys the alpha male dog (or wolf when domesticating). You have to show it who’s boss and that is who they listen to.
Just look at the children of single mothers for proof that they have no idea in hell of how to discipline and make others listen to them when sex is not involved.
May 26th, 2006 at 8:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 5950bb08d3016
Ouch sorry about the spelling mistakes, this fired me up
May 26th, 2006 at 9:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
I haven’t seen this dog documentary but I can perfectly understand how it would have been women that domesticated them with empathy.
These dogs would have been living in packs, possibly, one day, a man would have been out hunting, seeing the dogs, the man would have thrown his spear at them and inadvertently killed a female dog. Upon retreiving the dead animal, the man would have realised she was currently suckling young. He would then have used his man empathy and gone in search of the puppies, knowing they wouldn’t surive without the mother. Upon finding them, he would have then returned to his cave and given them to his cave wife. The cave wife would have raised them very well and thus domesticated original wild animals.
May 26th, 2006 at 10:35 am - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39
That’s because you’re an idiot, Female. You can “understand” anything.
-Dick
May 26th, 2006 at 11:03 am - IP Man-Hash: a8dc73b6dd800
Your fucking retarded fem.
May 26th, 2006 at 11:49 am - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39
Well said, Steve.
-Dick