If History is a Stage, Women are the Gum Under your Seat.
Some people will tell you that women played a minor role in history. They’re wrong.
Women played no role in history. Zip, zero, zilch, nada, and fuck all. If you add them all up they equal women’s contribution to history: absolutely fucking nothing.
I was listening to a Wild-Eyed Crazy talk about the early domestication of dogs in a documentary. I’m a man so I enjoy that kind of shit. Why a woman was on a documentary that wasn’t also a sex documentary and also didn’t put her in a bikini, I do not know. However, this wacky broad posed a non-interesting theory:
The early domestication of dogs required extreme empathy. Thus, women did it.
Wow. That’s a doozy.
This is an example of what I commonly refer to as the woman cycle of dumbness. Women and their suppositions and cyclical-logic are like fire hoses that no one’s holding onto. No one has any idea where it started, it’s flapping all over the place, and none of it matters because if you stand there and try to deal with it, you’re going to get a twenty pound nozzle in your fucking face — a metaphorical nozzle of course. These aren’t men we’re talking about.
The early domestication of dogs required empathy? Let me guess, lady, you’re a crappy parent. Naturally I’m right. I knew immediately because I’m a man and all men know all things about everyone two seconds before they even meet them. That’s why men are so good in business.
One of the many things I’ve learned about women over the years is that they should never have a lot of things on their own. Pink slips, checking accounts, screwdrivers; mouths; and dogs. I guess you could call that Dick’s Big Five: What Should Be Completely Off Limits To Women.
All women do is fuck up dogs. A dog raised by a woman for more than five weeks is like a cream pastry puff without any cream in it. Would it be better if it had some cream filling? Technically, yes, but in the metaphor you can see what I’m doing there. I don’t need to walk you through it by the man-hand.
Women didn’t domesticate dogs. Fuck, you know what women did is just bitched every time a primitive man’s man brought a mud-ridden wolfe-mongrel into the cave! I can hear the shrill cries of it echoing in my DNA, ‘No paw prints on the shinnies!’ It’s been the same for a million years.
I’m sure at some point a revolutionary development will rock the world of women and their wacky delusions. One of them is going to figure out how empathy is responsible for inventing the wheel. And then we’re all fucked.
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Oh and pardon my mistakes in my spelling. I was just a little angry when I wrote it.
Actually asshole women mad a lot of history. Who the hell came up witht ehidea to send African American slave to the North for freedom. Harriet Tubman….a woman. Here’s a list of women who made an impact on history. Maybe you should brush up on it.
Abigail Smith Adams (1744-1818) - Wife of John Adams, 2nd President of the United States and mother of John Quincy Adams, 6th President. Known for her letters and opinions on society.
Jane Addams (1860-1935) - Social Activist, founder of Hull House, charter member of the NAACP, Nobel Peace Prize winner and labor union organizer.
Louisa May Alcott (1832-1888) - Seamstress, servant, teacher, Civil War nurse, and finally, author and novelist.
Marian Anderson (1902-1995) - First African American to sing leading role with Metropolitan Opera, delegate to U.N.
Susan Brownell Anthony (1820-1906) - Napoleon of the women’s suffrage movement, mother of the 19th Amendment, abolitionist.
Josephine Baker (1906-1975) - African-American international star, civil rights activist, World War II heroine.
Ida B. Wells Barnett (1862-1931) - African-American educator, newspaperwoman, anti-lynching campaigner, founder NAACP.
Clara Barton (1821-1912) - Civil War nurse, founder of the American Red Cross.
Mary McLeod Bethune (1875-1955) African-American educator, founder of Bethune-Cookman College, Daytona Beach, Florida, Presidential advisor, recipient of Spingarn Medal.
Margaret Bourke-White (1904-1971) - Groundbreaking photo-journalist and author
Margaret “Molly” Tobin Brown (1867-1932) - Titanic survivor and a woman who was determined to break the rules of “high society.”
Eliza Bryant (1827-1907) - African-American founder of the The Cleveland Home for Aged Colored People.
Abbie Burgess (Grant) (1839-1892) - Lighthouse keeper at Matinicus Rock and Whitehead Light Stations in Maine, commissioned by U.S. Coast Guard.
Rachel Carson (1907-1964) - Marine biologist, science writer, and environmentalist. (shows women are smart too)
Carrie Chapman Catt (1859-1947) - Suffragette, founder of the League of Women Voters.
Bessie Coleman (1893-1926) - First African-American woman to get pilot’s license.
Dorothy Dandridge (1923-1965) - Actress, singer and dancer. Star of Carmen Jones and Porgy and Bess. (shows we have talent)
Isadora Duncan (1875-1929) - Mother of modern dance. (more talent)
Amelia Earhart (1897-1937) - Aviatrix.
Mary Fields (1832?-1914) - African-American entrepreneur.
Diana Fletcher (circa 1830’s) - Daughter of a former slave father and Kiowa mother, activist, taught in black Cherokee school.
Dorothy Fuldheim (1893-1989) - Jewish-American news journalist and television broadcaster; developed format for television news programming.
Zelma Watson George (1903-1994) - African-American delegate to the U.N., opera singer, speaker and educator.
Emma Goldman (1869-1940) - Vilified in her day as the “most dangerous woman in America,” this Russian emigrant earned her title, “Queen of the Anarchists” as labor leader, lecturer, writer, women’s rights activist and free love advocate.
Julia Boggs Dent Grant (1826-1902) - Wife of Ulysses S. Grant, 18th President of the United States, was a determined woman who despite family objections married the man she loved. Outspoken, she also created her own plans for ending the Civil War and holding a secret Presidential Inauguration.
Charlotte Forten Grimke (1837-1890) - African-American writer, abolitionist and educator.
Fannie Lou Hamer (1917-1977) - African-American sharecropper turned civil rights worker and founder of the MS Freedom Democratic Party.
Caroline Lavinia Scott Harrison (1832-1892) - Wife of Benjamin Harrison, 23rd President of the United States, was the first president-general of the newly formed DAR. An accomplished watercolorist, she designed and painted the Harrison state china and organized the White House china collection.
Lucy Ware Webb Hayes (1831-1889) - Wife of Rutherford B. Hayes, 19th President of the United States, was the first presidential wife to have a college degree. She originated the annual Easter Egg Roll on the White House lawn.
Sally Hemings (1773-1835) - African American who sacrificed her freedom from slavery for the love of President Thomas Jefferson. (loyal)
Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, USNR (1906-1992) - Computer pioneer and the oldest officer in active duty when she retired in 1986.
Adella Prentiss Hughes (1869-1950) - Founder of the Cleveland Orchestra and Cleveland Music Settlement House.
Jane Edna Hunter (1882-1971) - African-American social worker, attorney, founder of Phyllis Wheatley Association of Cleveland.
Zora Neale Hurston (1903-1960) - African-American writer from The Harlem Group, influenced Toni Morrison and Alice Walker.
Anne Hutchinson (1591-1643) – A Puritan woman who defied the male-dominated Massachusetts Bay Colony and after banishment helped settle Rhode Island and New York. (independant)
Mahalia Jackson (1912-1972) - Extraordinary gospel singer and the first African-American woman to gain national acclaim for gospel music.
Rebecca Jackson ( 1795-1871) - African-American eldress of the Shaker sect.
Harriet Jacobs (1813-1897) - African-American escaped slave, author and abolitionist.
“Mother” Mary Harris Jones (1837-1930) - Irish immigrant who lost her family to yellow fever and became the self-proclaimed mother.
Sissieretta Jones (1869-1933) - African-American international vocal prima donna of late 19th century, favorite of George Bernard Shaw and several presidents. (more talent)
Barbara Jordan (1936-1996) - African-American orator and Congresswoman.
Marie LaVeau (1796?-1863?) - African-American Voodoo Queen of New Orleans and famous herbalist. (spiritual)
Edmonia Lewis ( 1843-?) - First successful African-American sculptor. (artist)
Ida Lewis (1842-1913) - Heroic lighthouse keeper of Rhode Island, commissioned by U.S. Coast Guard.
Jenny Lind (1820-1887) - Swedish international opera star, brought to U.S. by P.T. Barnum in the 1850s.
Juliette Gordon Low (1860-1927) - Founder of the American Girl Scouts.
Clare Boothe Luce (1903-1987) - Playwright, U.S. Congresswoman and ambassador to Italy.
Barbara Mabrity (1782-1867) - Lighthouse keeper in Key West, Florida, commissioned by U.S. Coast Guard.
Dolley Madison (1768-1849) - First Lady and doyen of Washington society
Biddy Mason (1818-1891) - Entrepreneur, one of first African-American women to own land in California.
Flora Stone Mather (1852-1910) - Cleveland philanthropist, founder of Flora Stone Mather college at Western Reserve University for women. Sponsored Goodrich House for urban children.
Ida Saxton McKinley (1847-1907) - Wife of William McKinley, 25th President of the United States, developed a unique way of coping with her epileptic seizures during her public appearances as First Lady. (strong)
Maria Mitchell (1818-1889) - Astronomer and professor at Vassar College. First female member of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences. (smart and artisic)
Louise Nevelson (1899-1988) - Russian born New York sculptor famous for her shadow box, wall sculptures and her flamboyant personality.
Georgia O’Keeffe (1887-1986) - Famed American artist who defied convention in both her art and her private life.
Alice Paul (1885-1977) - The woman who rescued the woman suffrage movement (1910) and made sure women got the vote.
Molly Pitcher (Mary Ludwig Hays McCauley) (1754-1832) - Born Mary Ludwig, this revolutionary heroine followed the Continental Army for more than 3 years, doing what was needed to free the colonies from the tyranny of England.
Eleanor Anna Roosevelt (1884-1962) - Wife of President Franklin D. Roosevelt, first activist First Lady
Rebecca Rouse (1799-1887) - Cleveland humanitarian, temperance advocate, abolitionist, founder of Beech Brook.
Wilma Rudolph (1940-1994) - African-American Olympic Gold Medalist.
Belle Sherwin (1868-1955) - Cleveland suffragist, President of League of Women Voters, social reformer.
Margaret Skapes (1892-1968) - Immigrant from Greece, suffragette.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton (1815-1902) First president of the National Woman’s Suffrage Association.
Susan McKinney Steward (1848-1918) - First female African-American doctor in New York State.
Susie King Taylor (1848-1912) - First African-American U.S. Army nurse during the Civil War.
Mary Church Terrell (1863-1954) - African-American lecturer, suffragette, civil rights leader. (I guess we have a way with words too)
Sojourner Truth (Isabella Baumfree) (1797-1883) - African-American abolitionist, Civil War nurse, suffragette.
Harriet Tubman (1820?-1913) - Underground Railroad conductor, Army scout, African-American suffragette.
Elizabeth Van Lew (1818-1900) - Crazy Bet, an abolitionist in the South during the Civil War, who feigned insanity to help free slaves and help the Union Army.
Rosetta Wakeman (1843-1864) - Posed as a male to serve in Union Army during Civil War. (strong and brave)
Madame C.J. Walker (1867-1919) - African-American entrepreneur, millionaire and philanthropist.
Katherine Walker (1846-1931) - Lighthouse keeper at Robin’s Reef, New York, commissioned by U.S. Coast Guard.
Mary Edwards Walker (1832-1919) - Prisoner of war during the Civil War, writer, doctor, fashion trend-setter and the only female to receive the Medal of Honor.
Victoria Woodhull (1838-1927) - First woman to run for President.
Gina Genna said:
“You are so intimidated and frightened by any female you can’t completely control”
This isn’t about intimidation or fear. This is about the deep instinctive biological disgust at women who are psychometrically masculinised to the degree that they are no longer feminine or submissive. This is the same level of deeply instinctive biologically-derived disgust normal individuals have to child abuse and homosexuality.
“Women” who are aggressive, career-minded, domineering and manipulative are effectively demonstrating male secondary sexual attributes. You may as well wear a freddy mercury moustache and sport luxuriantly thick chest hair in terms of the mode of reaction you would expect from psychologically-balanced heterosexual males.
I MADE ALL BITCHES SO MEN CAN RECEIVE PLEASURE FROM FUCKING THEM AT A WHIM. I HOPE I HAVE PLEASED THE MALE SPECIES. MAY BITCHES SLOB YOUR KNOB WELL, AND TAKE YOUR CREAMPIES WITH ENTHUSIASM, FOR I HAVE CREATED BITCHES FOR YOUR SOLE PLEASURE. IT IS ALSO IN MY JUDGEMENT THAT IF A WHORE VIOLATES MY 10 COMMANDMENTS THAT WHORE SHALL BE SLAPPED BEYOND KINGDOM COME AND INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL:
10. IF AN UNHOLY SKANK TOUCH THY MANS POSSESSIONS, THOU HAS PERMISSION TO SLAP THAT WHORE WITH THE MIGHT OF A HUNDRED IKE TURNERS
9. THOU SHALL IMPREGNATE AS MANY WHORES AS HE SEEMS FIT
8. THOU HAS NO OBLIGATION OR DUTY TO CARE FOR A WHORE
7. IN SACRED LEARNING INSTITUTIONS A MAN SHALL NEVER LET A WHORE BENEFIT FROM THE KNOWLEDGE HE POSSESSES
6. THOU SHALL NEVER BE SEEN IN PUBLIC TAKING ORDERS FROM A FILTHY CARPET LICKING LESBIAN
5. IF THY WHORES FRIEND IS BETTER LOOKING THEN THYS OWN WHORE, IT IS THY MANLY DUTY TO IMPREGNATE THY WHORE AND HER FRIEND AND WATCH THEM FIGHT
4. NEVER MONETARILY REWARD THY WHORE, TREAT THEM AS SLAVE AND THY BEING MASTER
3. BE MINDFUL OF THY WHORES WEIGHT, AND IF IT INCREASES LIKE THE WAVES OF ATLANTIS…MAN THE HARPOONS!
2. ALWAYS REMIND THESE SLUTS WHO IS SUPERIOR TO THEM…FARM ANIMALS, INSECTS, VEGETATION, AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE I HAVE MADE
1. IMPREGNATE AS MANY WHORES AS YOU CAN WITH YOUR CELESTIAL SEEDS OF GODLINESS BEFORE PASSING ON AND SHOW NO INTENT TO STAY WITH ONE WHORE FOR LONGER THAN A ONE NIGHT STAND
NOW MY CHILDREN (MALES ONLY) GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE WORD OF THE LORD, AND LIVE BY THESE COMMANDMENTS!!!
lol, wow, I’m so glad I don’t believe in you, then. ^_^
Are you so sure about that?
There is always some moron who points that one out, usually in a case like this when it wasn’t a formal letter. Not to mention, who the hell said he was speaking English? It was probably some man-shortcut because he was just too busy taking care of man-business. Just like a woman to not be able to keep up with the convo…
No doubt, she’d say she couldn’t have done it without Pierre’s support.
Without a man’s love & protection, it is next to impossible for a woman to find any real purpose with herself.
Creating other human beings is the highest purpose therein contained; everything else seems empty as a womb. No kidding, a chick could be naturally born & processed w/ an IQ on record of 140+, and she’d toss it all aside for a chance at fufillment w/ a guy.
Is this handicap? Some think so, some ridicule. Madame Curie achieved to her husband’s credit.
Social chameleons. Exactly!
- Sgt. Reyes
Quite frankly I think either they were faking or he was so shocked to find one with any kind of sense that he believed them rational.
Rationality? A woman?
I’m surprised you found 5.
- Sgt. Reyes
A very funny take on things. I won’t even bother reading the heated debate that’s going on here. I’m a Psychology major, and right now I’m studying the effects of feminism on young males. It’s disgusting to witness the trickled-down opinions. Our public school system is built upon a method that teaches young girls better than boys(proven). Just look at the college student male-female ratios.
Not to knock women as a whole, but I don’t know more than 5 rational women in my college of 23,000. A tragedy. On my own behalf, I think Marie Curie was awesome. Her developments in science keep me from blowing 8 kinds of smoke. Have fun, and play nice.
And when women were finally able to get an education; they still did shit with it. Any new female Einsteins recently?
Heh. Fuck no.
- Sgt. Reyes
I put it to you, fellows and gentlemen, that women were not always as they are today. I agree that modern women are completely useless, except in their undeserved ability to produce men, however, I believe that had they been this useless for millions of years, the human race would have evolved to exclude females from the species.
Thoughts?
women have contributed to society, it only has gone unnoticed
and the reason that you are able to state everything that men have done is because that women were denied the chance to get an education.
Women serve society most productively by supporting husband and family. That is the normal biological mode of behaviour for women, that is what they are cognitively suited to in terms of innate capability, and that is what their intrinsic motivations incline them to do, when these instinctive drives are not masked by feminist social engineering.
And so was her reference to scheisse. She is one deviantly sick bitch, and I doubt her suggestions are representative of women as a whole.
Point being?
*BEEP* Ad hominem detected. Shutting down Mercy.exe.
You cannot possibly prove that.
Besides, that implies that there are women that I cannot control.
Of course there are, but I am giving most a run for their money.
But why should I, even if I found one that proved able to call it, be afraid?
Prove your statement, or eat your words.
And of course you have to bring up sex, seeing as it is the only possible way of controlling men you have at your disposal.
But this is the Internet. The one place in the world, where your pussy pass is ineffective.
Shit! More than two braincells? A woman? What is this, Star Trek?
Just joking.
You had it coming, though. For insulting your fellow women like that.
Someone certainly has some sick fantasies. And it ain’t me.
How is that empowerment going for you?
Oh, so its OUR fault that womem like you are all over us?
Repeated mistakes? A “real” man learns from his mistakes, twit.
Obviously, you are not one.
Note how she brings up sexuality.
Thats a clear sign she is trying to shame you into caving in.
The same goes for witholding sex in marriage.
It is just a power game.
And the best way to win, is never to play it.
How odd for a women to be able to spell ‘plethora’ but not ‘misogynist’. But like all women, she’s obsessed with homosexuality and all things anal. The first word in her ‘queenie with a weenie’ line certainly reveals her otherwise-concealed contempt for her own gender. I admit, sadomasochism is new as a suggestion. I’ll have to add it to the Laws of Women if we see more of it.
-wolfe
All you misogenystic fucking cuntsuckers in denial seem to forget that you came crying, sucking and whining out of a woman’s pussy. You are so intimidated and frightened by any female you can’t completely control, not to mention all misogenysts have mother issues and are most likely severely sexually repressed sadomasochists or homosexuals.
So please, either find a licensed psychotherapist and get over your goddamn hatred and maybe try fucking women who have more than two brain cells to rub together, pay a dominatrix to dress up like your mommy and take a nice steaming pile on your chest, or call up that cute personal assistant you met on Craig’s list and get to poop shute pumping you fucking queenie with a weenie. Don’t blame all women for your inability to have genuine foresight about the female you choose to have as a wife, girlfriend or fuckbuddy and try to live your sorry ass life without a plethora of repeated mistakes all in the guise of “I am the man and am better than a women wah, wah, wah.”
Steve, you have nothing to apologize for. Fem wrecks abuse on the people who post here almost like she enjoys it.
She is fucking retarded. And worse still, she’s a fraud who insists she’s earned everything in her miserable life even though anyone can see she hasn’t.
-Dick
Careful Big Al, your eugenic side is showing again. It’s pretty much casting your immaturity into shadow, even.
Steve, if you are genuine, I accept.