Ignorance Is Not Cute
Dating is similar to interviewing for a job. At least for men it is. Men have to tout themselves, list their accomplishments — often more times than is necessary because women are half deaf and distracted by bullshit like neon signs they can’t pronounce.
Men list what they have to offer. They do so with a smile and then they allow a respectable time for the other party to reach a decision.
Women, on the other hand, just look cute — or slutty, depending on how old they are. I really couldn’t tell you which way it goes as they get older either; more cute or more slut. Women are more like whore-a-coasters. When they’re at an age that ends in 0 or 5, hold your arms up and say, “Whee!” because you’re in for a fucking ride.
Wait a minute. Dating is exactly the same as job interviewing for both men and women. Men list how good they are and women look cute and/or slutty. No woman has ever been hired because she was qualified. It’s just never happened. Men are too benevolent and know women need handouts. Women are hired as soon as they walk in the door.
But I’m talking about attracting the opposite sex here, not attracting sexual harassment. My point is that women think the best way to attract men (by being cute and/or slutty) is to act dumb as shit. Now I know I say a lot about how men are smarter than women on this site — way smarter. I may have even said that dead horses are smarter than women. And I stand by that because no dead horse has ever driven my car to the store with the parking brake depressed. If that’s not stupider, I don’t know what the fuck is.
How about shaving your eyebrows and then painting them on? Does that make you stupider than a dead horse? Yes.
Even with all that, not even I think women are as stupid as they act.
Ignorance is not cute. Every woman in the whole goddamn of Earth thinks it is, but it isn’t. Hang around some women some time and see for yourself. When they get together it’s like they’re having a Stupid-Off.
‘You don’t understand computers!? Wait til you hear what I don’t understand! Fucking Toilets! Or rain or some other bullshit! Is it angles crying? Is it from the ocean? Who the fuck knows! Wasn’t The Little Mermaid a great movie!’
That’s great. Congratulations. You’re so cute, you’re functionally retarded.
Maybe that’s why women have hissy fits when no one at all takes them seriously and all men constantly talk about how brainless they are behind their backs. Maybe they’re just acting ignorant like usual.
My point is that like so many of their other brain-ailments, women can’t help this one. The female species has playing the part of a helpless dimwit engrained in their collective heads like an Etch-a-Sketch you left out in the sun. Usually you can just cross your fingers and hope the last thing you drew on it wasn’t a dick or else Mom’s going to be pretty pissed off for no real fucking reason — like usual. With women, however, you have to do more than cross your fingers. You have to get a prenup.
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I can’t figure out whether this is meant to be true or just highly tongue-in-cheek. It’s most likely the latter, in which case good job, although there are going to be a fuckton of ignorant dipshits on both sides of the gender fence that completely miss the point. If not, then you’re among the most bigoted and detestable people on the planet and I would gladly see the likes of you wiped out.
By the way, women acting ignorant for attention or to attract men is less of a problem with women and more of a problem with societal gender role expectations – just like men think acting like emotionally handicapped, narcissistic neanderthals makes them badass. Protip: anyone worth your time decides their personal worth on their own merits, without having to have the hivemind give them a helping hand.
hahaha OMG this site is hilarious! I found you randomly on Twitter when I was searching for Danny Masterson’s little brother (the blond dude from Malcom In the Middle). I couldn’t find him but I clicked on your page because your picture reminded me of Hunter Thomson. I then stumbled upon this site, and the Dr. Phil clip (also hilarious), and I have read through a bunch of your stuff with many a LOL so I just had to leave a message. Do you do stand up?
Great read. Another brilliant post that is as true as it is intelligent. I am 15 years old and the sheer amount i see this bullshit on a daily basis disgusts me. I hate hearing a woman acting like a fucking moron because she thinks its attractive or cute. I don’t want to fucking look at them…
Oh God. Well, this sucks, you already got the kid corrupted Dick, jeez, what’s the matter with you. lol
Hey, I’m 15, and I know that there’s a bunch of dumb women out there. But we all gotta look at the big picture- not ALL women are that dumb. In fact, there are some pretty amazing ones (such as myself, nyuk nyuk nyuk) lol but. Yesh. Don’t be hatin’ at 15 son. lol
Just because a guy doesn’t want to look at you doesn’t mean he hates you. It means you’re fucking repulsive.
And just because a chick doesn’t get down on her knees doesn’t mean you’re not cute. It just means that you have a small dick.
The size of a man’s dick is directly proportionate to the woman kneeling in front of him. If you’re looking at a tiny dick there’s something wrong with you and your stinky cunt.
I guess you would be right there, but usually for you, it’d be a man in front of you. XD
Well if your stinky pussy is the reason a guy would rather have a man on his cock…. then is that HIS problem???????
He’s the one getting blown.
While you’re getting thrown out like a dead fish.
So you admit to wanting to get blown by a guy? So you get cock?? Welllllll, that makes TWO of us! XD
Did I admit that? Or did you IMAGINE that I admitted that. Kinda like you go out of your way to admit that you’re worth less than the gum under a man’s shoe.
And I’m proof you don’t get cock. You don’t deserve it. Cock tells you to fuck off…. and you just keep coming because you DONT GET ENOUGH OF IT.
Poor thing :(
Well, you never did outright deny that you get blown by men. *gasp* Faggot! XD
Why would I deny that?? You girls will freely show your tits to a guy who says he’s gay….
I tell women that I’m gay all the fucking time!
And they let me into the god damn locker room.
“Show me your tits – don’t worry I’m gay”.
Works like a charm.
But it’s kinda scary that you hate gays enough to call them “faggots”. Well at least I got a look at your tits.
LMFAO!!!!! BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!
I’m dead serious.
I tell women I’m gay JUST TO BREAK UP WITH THEM!!!
And they STILL won’t leave.
WTF?
ME: “I’m not interested in seeing you anymore.”
SHE: “What? why not??!”
ME: “I’m gay.”
(I don’t tell her it’s because she has a stinky pussy. Liek cunt petrucci…. any man who doesn’t like HER or her stinky pussy “MUST” be gay.)
So I tell them that…
ME: “I’m gay.”
SHE:”OMG! YOU ARE SO NOT GAY!”
ME: “OMFG! Yes I am. I love what you’re wearing by the way. Goodbye.”
… and then she sees me with some other chick. That’s how I tell her she has a stinky pussy without telling her she has a stinky pussy.
At least I’m a gentleman.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Just the other day, a woman tried to refute my argument by using synonyms for the main point. I couldn’t tell if she was agreeing with me or not. Then I remembered that she was a woman, and probably didn’t know whether she was either.
Something I completely agree with! It bothers me to see females embarrassing themselves by acting so dumb that everything has to be spelled out for them. I would appreciate it if they quit complaining about being called dumb and actually acted like they were intelligent–proving that they’re not as harebrained as some males think.
But, eh. We’re asking for miracles here, because apparently, dumb = cute. The math there is amazingly inaccurate. I can’t get it through my head why any self-respecting female would think that embarrassing herself and working males’ opinions against herself, is cute. That’s just the most messed up thing I’ve ever heard of.
Sadly, that’s what females think. Being dumb attracts men.
Funny.
Cassie.
A kkk website is it? Racist are pure evil and i deal with them almost everyday. This doesnt compare at all.
Sigh typical women, doesn’t know when to stfu and always ends up insulting her self. Seriously you want to know why men rarely bother to argue with women? Its because if you talk long enough you’ll prove yourself wrong.
King Wang, you rock dude. These girls are hilarious coming on and pointing out stupid grammatical errors and mispellings when they themselves are much more prone to making them. It is clearly a much bigger deal when someone makes a mistake when writing a few sentences compared to a single mistake in an entire essay. How can Char be so retarded and not see the stupidity of her argument? For you women reading, the answer is evident but I’ll clarify; Char is a woman. At the same time she fails to realize that we men own language and can do with it whatever we please (naturally she fails to understand this). Otherwise the best arguments they can muster is how small our dicks must be or how difficult it is for us to get layed. I love it!! They come on and try to prove us wrong by reaffirming/confirming our arguments and not even realizing they’re doing it!!! LOL ITS HILARIOUS.
Fuck outta here you dumb bitch. This site says no god damn women!
thats fucking hilarious! this bitch does exactly what she accuses dick of doing in her comment. this reveals how very stupid she is if you ponder this for a man second. if i was making a stab at someones writing i would proofread my comment first to ensure i did not make the same error. this bitch posts her comment thinking: “there is no way i made that mistake because i have a vagina”. fuck you bitch, you are a worthless whore and, as you said yourself, a fool.
Oh, man it just keeps getting better and better!!!!!!!Keep it up!
King Wang wins.
Someone should seriously keep track of these. Another one for the “It’s your fault I’m such a slut!”card.
I agree that a lot of women act stupid as hell, thinking they’re being cute and attracting male attention. But guess what? 90% of the time, men fucking think it’s cute! So stop bitching about it and find a woman with a brain in her head. I’m not acting stupid for anyone, and fuck you if you’re too blind to see the women that are actually worth your time.
“But guess what? 90% of the time, men fucking think it’s cute!” Really? How do you know? Have 90% of all men told you they think borderline retardation is cute? Honestly, I find it fucking sickening. I would rather listen to cats being chainsawed in half while they’re still alive than teen girls speaking to one another in casual conversation.
Stupideverest- You are Mount Everest Stupid.
Stupendium- You are a giant book of fucking Stupid.
Liporroneous- Your lips are are Lipo’d, and constantly erroneous.
Hipporaltardifidity- You are a retarded speaking Hippo who happens to be calcified with stupidity.
And finally: Medulabloatichthyomoronicus- Your brain is not only devolved but also moronic (Wiley Coyote Style……….SUCK IT!).
I believe that is the stupiderest damned thing I ever did hear.
Here is a clue: English is a man-language. I get to chop it up how I see fit, because that is manly. Fucktard. How’s that? I got more, a whole bag full.
I mean seriously, being a cocksucker as you are, and whining about grammatical and misused verbiage? You are too lame to even show up to a fight with an argument……………..
you are rediculous. you say woman are stupider. stupider isn’t even a word jackass. I believe the phrase that you’re looking for is more stupid. Its obvious that you’re too lame to get a decent girl that you’re just fed up with getting rejected all of the time.
Neither is “rediculous”. It’s “ridiculous”, as in “deserving ridicule”. Like a woman’s grasp of the English language.
ok i just read my typo, and i feel like a complete fool.
******There’s a bit of a difference between a small grammatical error in a reply than a large one in an actual blog/ article/ whatever you want to call that.
Theres a bit of a difference between a small Grammatical error in a reply than a large one in an actual blogThere’s a bit of a difference between a small grammatical error in a reply than a large one in an actual blog/ article/ whatever you want to call that.
Stupider or more stupid. What’s the difference? Your the one who thinks your a “women” instead of a woman