I’m Keeping My What With You?
Has anyone ever put some serious man thought into the great trifuckta that is women and money.
They can’t make money.
They can’t keep money.
They can’t spend money.
So why the fuck do women work in banks anyway? Women don’t work as bouncers or as Secret Service agents.
I’ve decided to throw my mighty man brain at the issue.
Women bank tellers don’t know the first thing about money because they don’t know the first thing about expediency or taking things seriously. This is my fucking money we’re talking about. However I did make it, I worked my ass off because I’m a man and that’s what we do. I don’t want any smiles or pleasantries while I’m talking about my fucking money. I don’t want pens to be fumbled for. I don’t want to be flirted with. That’s actually the last thing I want when I’ve got my hand or my mind on my money — and my money on my mind.
Also, you can shove your promotional Spongebob checks up your ass.
Aside from tellers, women in the banking industry are non-existent. That’s why I always tell kids to be bankers. Little boys will grow into the vacation lifestyle of a permanent men’s club, and little girls aren’t listening to a fucking word I’m saying.
So why are women absent from the banking industry? Is it because no insurance company in the world could cover something so reckless? No. The real reason is because women can’t count and are afraid of money.
That right. They’re terrified of it.
That’s why women don’t make any money. They’re scared of it. That’s also why they spend it as quickly as fucking possible and why women’s purses are such a mess all the time. They like to stuff all their money in there like a Christmas turkey so that if they don’t see it, they can pretend it isn’t there — at least until they get to the store.
Money turns women on like Spanish Fly for the same reason. It’s like having sex in a restroom or someone else’s car. It’s exciting and thrilling because there’s an element of apprehension. Women are always ten times more turned on knowing that some money might be right around the corner, waiting to jump out and give them money rabies or whatever stupid thing women are afraid of.
And that thing is the following: If women had any money, then they wouldn’t be dependant on men. That’s what scares them. Women crave their place more than anything. If you threaten to take it away from them with a huge wad of cash, you’re essentially making them watch all the Freddy and Jason movies in series and at the same time and also giving them a mirror that reflects what they’ll look like fifteen years in the future.
Clock’s ticking, ladies.
And fuck, I just realized there really are no women in the Secret Service.
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January 12th, 2007 at 5:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 6f93789b748ba
I live 35 miles west of Chicago,and out here
banks are run by fucking women.The only time you see a man is behind the teller window.You can imagine how fucked up and useless the banks have become,just like todays women.
I remember when you could cash your paycheck at any bank,as well as buy money orders and turn in coins.Now they won’t do a damned thing if you don’t have an account with them,and they are always inventing new excuses to rob your account.
January 14th, 2007 at 5:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 087844d0eac45
Yo Dick, did you get my e-mail. You haven’t responded and it’s been a few days.
January 14th, 2007 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 40c6ea7552253
I got it.
It’s the weekend, man.
-Dick
January 15th, 2007 at 9:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 06afae715a8e8
Women don’t know shit about money? Not true. In my family, I handle the finances because my husband is the one that doesn’t know shit about money. He’s the one that spends it on stupid shit, the one that overdraws the account, the one that can’t handle it responsibly, which is why I took over. Another thing, I bring more money in than he does. Men and women who work do it equally hard. Gender has nothing to do with working hard or being a lowlife piece of shit. I know more men who waste their lives, waste their time, and do not a goddamn thing. I know more 30 year old men that live at home with mama. I have been on my own since I was 18, paying my own rent, my own bills, my own expenses, and whenever my husband was out of work, I also took care of his bills and expenses. In fact, I was helping him out with his shit before we were even married, because I love him. I love him even more after checking this site out, because he thinks this site is bullshit too. Even he thinks that you had to have gotten burned to build this site, and even he thinks you are gay. That’s the only logical explanation to complain so much about women, seriously, if you hate women so much, stop dating them and date men instead.
January 15th, 2007 at 9:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: a3d6ad6bcae96
Your husband thinks we’re gay yet he lets his wife run his life?
He may not be gay… but he is a fucking idiot.
January 15th, 2007 at 10:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 06afae715a8e8
I don’t run his life. I am in charge of the finances because he doesn’t know how to prioritize. We have bills and kids, and important shit to take care of. He is impulsive with money, and the reason he let me be in charge of the finances is because his impusivity put us in the poor house. He impulsively spent money on gambling, video games, and clothes instead of putting food in the house and paying bills. He caused our electricity and gas to be shut off when our first child was a newborn, just because he spent money on bullshit instead of prioritizing. We had to borrow money from his parents to pay the bills, and my parents to pay the utilities and put food in the cupboards. He also called in sick so many times he lost his job and I had to support the family on my income, by myself. Since then I am in charge of finances, and guess what? Our bills are paid, we have food, my kids have everything they need, and we had enough to buy a house and two cars. So then, who’s smarter again?? The money is the only thing in my husband’s life I control. Everything else is controlled evenly.That is, aside the fact that I still do most of the cooking, cleaning, child rearing, caretaking, and I also work and go to school. So who’s a parasite?
January 15th, 2007 at 10:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952
Gentlemen, QueenMalice says it all in a single word:
My.
My kids have everything they need.
My.
Narcissistic much? Hope those kids enjoy the way you cut their dad out of their lives.
-wolfe
January 15th, 2007 at 10:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 06afae715a8e8
My.
My kids have everything they need.
My.
Narcissistic much? Hope those kids enjoy the way you cut their dad out of their lives.
-wolfe
What?? How am I cutting him out of their lives? HE is every bit involved with them as I am. I know they are not just my kids, they are his too, but I take care of them most of the time. You’re right about one thing though, I should have said OUR kids. That’s the first time any male on this site has been right about anything.
January 15th, 2007 at 11:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
What?? How am I cutting him out of their lives? HE is every bit involved with them as I am. I know they are not just my kids, they are his too, but I take care of them most of the time. You’re right about one thing though, I should have said OUR kids. That’s the first time any male on this site has been right about anything.
now proove how good you are and fuck off this site.
January 15th, 2007 at 11:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 06afae715a8e8
See, the great thing about me being me, is I don’t have to answer to you, nor do I have to listen to you. I don’t care if the site or anyone else says I can’t be here, I have just as much a right as anyone else to be here. So, instead of telling me to fuck off the site, how ’bout you come out of the closet and get it over with. I sure feel sorry for your mom, or any woman, that has to put up with you. You’re so self-righteous, you know that? Well you will see how wrong you are when someday you end up with some illness or just old age and you are alone. Someday, whatever woman puts up with you now will come to grips with what a piece of crap you are, and she will leave. She will get tired of you, and so will any other woman you end up with, and you will be alone. Let’s see how self-righteous you are when you are dying… alone.
January 16th, 2007 at 2:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 23dc0c11fa0cf
Queenmalice, I don’t think these men are gay but I do agree they have been disappointed, hurt and disillusioned by women, either by their mothers or their girlfriends/wives. They have obviously been unlucky or let’s hope that is the reason because if it isn’t and if there are actually men on this site who have had decent mothers and relationships with non-superficial women, then I pity these men. Why such men would be on this site, I cannot even begin to guess. Unless of course, they get their kicks out of arguing with women, which of course would be incredibly childish.
January 16th, 2007 at 3:04 am - IP Man-Hash: b3f7c7a80a803
A women will never be president.
-Dick
January 16th, 2007 at 5:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I can’t wait to hear BMU’s take on QM’s current situation. It is a bit obvious to me that the woman married a total jackass (or alpha-male) who was probably the most popular guy in school. I’m sure she had rejected all the decent guys who showed an interest in her (decent guys who are smarter, and who now have better jobs, better salaries, and can manage their incomes better).
The opinion of a loser who can’t handle his own shit and leaves his wife to run the finances and manage his household means nothing to me. Even less are the ramblings of the cunt stupid enough to wed him.
January 16th, 2007 at 5:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952
You’re operating under a fairly standard misconception here. This site is not a public square. It is owned by the proprietor, Dick Masterson. We are all here at his sufferance. Thus, you have exactly as much right to be here as he decides you have. Don’t like it? Start your own site.
As for the rest of your statement leaving aside the truth, it is either gratuitously insulting (if false), or terribly cruel (if true). Which do you think you are? Gratuitously insulting or terribly cruel?
Give the lady (if you’d prefer me to call you ‘woman’, I shall; I do not mean ‘lady’ in a derogatory or condescending fashion) a prize!
The first part of your sentence is bang-on. The second is largely false. Yes, the men here have been disappointed by women. No, in at least half the cases this is not personal, though I can only speak directly for myself.
My last girlfriend was an extremely nice person. She tried very hard to be kind. Unfortunately, she had a series of personality problems that were the envy of major analysts everywhere, but these were hardly her fault. She was a good and gentle person. A better person than I in a number of ways.
I believe Dick is on record as stating that his mother was a saint.
With respect, perhaps you should take a long hard look at yourself and the society in which you live.
It would indeed. And again, with respect, I can think of few things more useless than arguing with anyone. Debate? Perhaps. Discussion? Certainly.
Regards,
-wolfe
January 16th, 2007 at 6:01 am - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Right right, we’re self-righteous. Right. Who is coming onto this site where they are not welcome, and who is saying ‘I’m much better than you’ along with ‘I don’t need you? I could go on with the hypocrisy but my point is made.
Hey, heres a thought. You’re listening to us now. Otherwise you wouldn’t be replying. Also, if thats true, why the fuck should we listen and answer to you? Hmm?
You both (You and Queenmalice) both seem to get your kicks out of argueing with men. So that means your childish too.
January 16th, 2007 at 6:02 am - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
On a final note to all of Queenmalice’s comments:
I would respect you for being able to pay the bills and do alot of stuff like that, but its shattered when you start being a bitch. You almost had a point, but you lost it coming onto this site.
January 16th, 2007 at 6:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 43ffb8049565a
BMU is gone for good because Coderch never shuts the fuck up, diamatik.
Allow me to lend my own insights into QM cunt.
She’s a narcissistic cunt who married some false alpha to recieve the best “genetic material” that women’s simple monkey brains can comprehend. Now that she’s got a good job and “myyyy kids”, Malice the white trash whore is ready to abandone the father at any time. Afterall, he’s past his prime and getting chubby.
January 16th, 2007 at 7:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I just cannot fathom the concept of women being responsible with money. When I think of women and money, my mind conjures up images of chimpanzees on amphetamines playing a game of monopoly.
January 16th, 2007 at 7:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 23dc0c11fa0cf
You should have left me out of the category and you would have - maybe -scored yourself a point. As it is, I’m not arguing with anyone. I was replying to Queenmalice and giving my opinion. I was not replying nor arguing with any man, so you are sadly mistaken, child.
January 16th, 2007 at 7:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952
Interesting, Eve. I replied to you politely and in detail. You chose to ignore that reply and focus on another response that you felt was argumentative, yet, in reality, simply echoed your statements.
And you chose the dismissive form “you are sadly mistaken, child.”.
Do you feel no guilt, no shame for doing this? If so, fair enough. That’s certainly your prerogative as a human being and a woman.
-wolfe
January 16th, 2007 at 7:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 23dc0c11fa0cf
I apologise, however, I was intending to reply to you, but I was distracted from doing so straight after reading it.
I prefer the generic, woman.
If it isn’t personal, then your opinions are obviously based on what, observation? Observation is subjective and subjected to bias, regardless of the goals of the ’scientific method’. There is no need to resort to derogatory remarks just because woman are different to men. Criticising woman for their differences is ridiculous and shows a fear probably based on not understanding woman.
Most nice people do not have personality problems so it seems strange that she was both nice, kind and gentle, yet disordered.
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Please fogive me for laughing, but I don’t believe a word the man says. If a good woman raised a man to dislike, criticise and nitpick about other woman, then I say that mother is possessive of her son and not willing to let him go.
With respect, perhaps you should do likewise. I mean, really do it. Go and talk to women in a refuge or speak with a social worker.
January 16th, 2007 at 8:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 06afae715a8e8
The opinion of a loser who can’t handle his own shit and leaves his wife to run the finances and manage his household means nothing to me. Even less are the ramblings of the cunt stupid enough to wed him.
Just because he is not responsible does not make him a bad person. He is actually a very good man with a big heart. The fact that he is irresponsible has no bearing on whether he is decent or not. He may be irresponsible, but we balance each other out. Where I fall short, he makes up for, where he falls short, I make up for. It’s balance, and it’s a beautiful thing.
January 16th, 2007 at 8:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 06afae715a8e8
This paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with the truth. I married the man because I love him, it had absolutely nothing to do with his “genetic material.” What makes you think I would abandon my husband? Like I said before, I should have typed OUR kids, they are, but I am still with them more. I could also care less if he is past his prime or getting chubby. In fact, he looks the same as he did when I married him. Even if he did gain 50 pounds, his weight is not enough for me to leave him over, women are not that shallow. Women have the ability to LOVE, and to look past what men consider flaws. Women even have the ability to FORGIVE assholes like you. Women have the ability to put up with all the shit we are put through, and I guarantee that women put up with more than men do.
January 16th, 2007 at 8:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 06afae715a8e8
You’re operating under a fairly standard misconception here. This site is not a public square. It is owned by the proprietor, Dick Masterson. We are all here at his sufferance. Thus, you have exactly as much right to be here as he decides you have. Don’t like it? Start your own site.
Why would I want to start a site like this one? If anyone has a reason or a right to start a site like this bashing men, it would be me, however, I don’t think generalization is fair, right, or even logical, therefore I don’t do it.
As for the rest of your statement leaving aside the truth, it is either gratuitously insulting (if false), or terribly cruel (if true). Which do you think you are? Gratuitously insulting or terribly cruel?
Give the lady (if you’d prefer me to call you ‘woman’, I shall; I do not mean ‘lady’ in a derogatory or condescending fashion) a prize!
The first part of your sentence is bang-on. The second is largely false. Yes, the men here have been disappointed by women. No, in at least half the cases this is not personal, though I can only speak directly for myself.
My last girlfriend was an extremely nice person. She tried very hard to be kind. Unfortunately, she had a series of personality problems that were the envy of major analysts everywhere, but these were hardly her fault. She was a good and gentle person. A better person than I in a number of ways.
I believe Dick is on record as stating that his mother was a saint.
If she was such a saint, then how can he hate women so much? Is his mother not a woman?
With respect, perhaps you should take a long hard look at yourself and the society in which you live.
Yes look at our society. Women suffer and go through so much more than men do. Do you realize that only 1% of rape victims are men, whereas the other 99% are women? This is a fact, yet women are the piece-of-shit parasites. Do you realize that the majority of child molesters are also men? There are some female pedaphiles, but most of them are men. That being said, how is it that our society shows that women are worse than men?
It would indeed. And again, with respect, I can think of few things more useless than arguing with anyone. Debate? Perhaps. Discussion? Certainly.
Regards,
-wolfe
I can understand a good debate or discussion, but most of the men on this site have no factual basis for their accusations, only opinions. Most of the men on this site are attacking women by calling them stupid whores and what not. In an actual debate, those insults are ad hominems and debates aren’t supposed to have personal attacks and insults.
January 16th, 2007 at 11:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
I cant go to work each morning without reading this site. Its the greatest site in the history of the world!
January 16th, 2007 at 11:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
Fuck off ladies. You’re getting owned.
January 16th, 2007 at 12:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6e136cb771da6
I need forgiveness from ticks like I need cancer in my balls.
January 16th, 2007 at 1:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
You cannot equate a man getting raped to a woman getting raped. The rape of a man has emotional and psychological effects that far outweigh those of any tragedy that has ever happened to any woman since the dawn of time.
January 16th, 2007 at 1:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Wow, speaking of a man as an inferior person. Yeah and isnt that what you accused of us doing to women?
She just wants attention.
January 16th, 2007 at 1:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Right. In the case of a man raping a woman, the woman most likely enjoys it in the end.
January 16th, 2007 at 1:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Diamatik, miss Wallaby, you friendly fellow Aussie, is gonna have your nuts on a silver platter for saying that.
- brian tyler feat slash - mustang nism
January 16th, 2007 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
QueenMalice, it might prove useful (to whom should happen to take interest in what you’ve to say) in the future to somehow emphasize or differentiate your reply from that which you’re replying to, when interlacing. The candour of the points therein might come into question otherwise. And it’s at the very least a sign of polite consideration for your intended and incidental endeavouring readers.
- don omar feat tego calderon - bandaleros
- Ya no era el rey…
January 16th, 2007 at 2:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Women are e-stupid, and she knows not of which you speak.
January 16th, 2007 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I am assuming that women cannot rape men here (because I think that is inherently impossible since an erection is needed).
January 16th, 2007 at 2:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
I am assuming that women cannot rape men here (because I think that is inherently impossible since an erection is needed).
What about a strap on? XD.
January 16th, 2007 at 2:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
The ‘XD’ is there to show that I’m not sure what that means of me without me. O_o
January 16th, 2007 at 2:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I am officially grossed out.
January 16th, 2007 at 2:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
@Necroswordsman I could have done just fine without the images inherent to both your initial post and the following clarification.
@Diamatik I believe Gwallan will rightfully take exception at your inference.
- don omar - conteo
January 16th, 2007 at 3:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: d2bf73bae8061
Diamatik and Necroswordsman- A woman can rape a man. And to imply that a woman who is raped suffers less than a man who is raped, or that a woman could ENJOY being raped, is one of the most evil, vile, disgusting things I have read on this site and is absolutely inexcuseable. That truly is beneath even the worst misogynists.
January 16th, 2007 at 3:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 23500eaac44c3
QueenMalice Said:
With respect, I submit to you that the difference between the number of male and female child molesters if far less than you think.
If we talk rape victims then which type of rape? Sexual rape, (I would agree that women suffer as victims of this most often.) Monetary rape, (Is it not devorced males who are most often victims of this?) Mental, emotional , (both suffer equally.) so rape is not a good arguement.
Women go through more than men? Really? Yet in the business world it is women (especially lesbian women) who benefit most from affirmative action. Men are more likely to die from heart attacks related to stress, yet women suffer more? I think you are in error.
Now, I do not usually do this, Wolfe forgive my boldness in this manner. You asked in another post to provide proof that men are better and I could not resist. My proof is this:”For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands…….Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord…… Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel….â€? 1Peter 3
With Respect,
Oldone
January 16th, 2007 at 4:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Point. Let us never speak of this again O_O.
And
I’m not a misogynist, I just hate certain types of women. :)
January 16th, 2007 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
With Respect, Oldone, feminists have this unnerving predilection towards freaking out at the very mentioning of the Bible, Christianity and everyone and everything pertaining to it or customary family structure. I contend that should someone attempt to shove a crucifix in a feminists eyes they’d spontaneously combust into a great, big, green flaming plume of putrid fart leaving nothing behind but a sizable lump of armpit hair interwoven with patchoulii.
- don omar feat tego calderon - bandaleros
January 16th, 2007 at 4:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Neither of strap-ons I hope, Necroswordsman. The mentioning of that word conjures up disturbing things.
- don omar feat tego calderon - bandaleros
January 16th, 2007 at 4:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I defend my opinion based on plausibility of what the outcome will be. A raped woman goes through horror, but her plight is more often than not met with empathy and compassion by the people around her and the criminal justice system.
I hate to imagine the tragedy of a man getting raped and going to the police. Just picture the horror of the man reporting the heinous act commited against him when the police are there giggling and chuckling at his misfortune. The man will have problems facing his friends, family, and society because he shall forever be referred to as ‘the guy who got F‘d in the A.’
January 16th, 2007 at 6:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
I demand mine on the fact that
Hey, idea. You should check out Dick’s article called ‘All women are worse than rapists’. It’s not directly linked but its useful.
And all my justifications were already said by Diamatik.
January 16th, 2007 at 7:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: d2bf73bae8061
Most of the things that women supposedly have no self-control over listed in All Women Are Worse Than Rapists are not nearly as horrendous as rape. Also, you claimed that MOST WOMEN ENJOY BEING RAPED. Regardless of who may suffer more (I would argue each suffers equally and that no amount of sympathy can ease that trauma, though the way male rape victims are treated after the fact is horrifying), your claim that women enjoy being raped is unimaginably evil, ignorant, disgusting, inexcuseable garbage.
January 16th, 2007 at 8:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Yes stop repeating yourself. But, rape is more about power than sex. A woman most likely will start to enjoy it, I don’t know if this is the same for men.
Also, I’ve talked with alot of women who get turned on by rape and dream of being dominated/raped by their dream man/woman.
And if her mind isn’t enjoying the rape, her body probably will(Probably as in 99.9% likely).
But now that I think about it, Ill retract my statement and say ‘EVENTUALLY most women will like being raped’. :)