I’m Keeping My What With You?
Has anyone ever put some serious man thought into the great trifuckta that is women and money.
They can’t make money.
They can’t keep money.
They can’t spend money.
So why the fuck do women work in banks anyway? Women don’t work as bouncers or as Secret Service agents.
I’ve decided to throw my mighty man brain at the issue.
Women bank tellers don’t know the first thing about money because they don’t know the first thing about expediency or taking things seriously. This is my fucking money we’re talking about. However I did make it, I worked my ass off because I’m a man and that’s what we do. I don’t want any smiles or pleasantries while I’m talking about my fucking money. I don’t want pens to be fumbled for. I don’t want to be flirted with. That’s actually the last thing I want when I’ve got my hand or my mind on my money — and my money on my mind.
Also, you can shove your promotional Spongebob checks up your ass.
Aside from tellers, women in the banking industry are non-existent. That’s why I always tell kids to be bankers. Little boys will grow into the vacation lifestyle of a permanent men’s club, and little girls aren’t listening to a fucking word I’m saying.
So why are women absent from the banking industry? Is it because no insurance company in the world could cover something so reckless? No. The real reason is because women can’t count and are afraid of money.
That right. They’re terrified of it.
That’s why women don’t make any money. They’re scared of it. That’s also why they spend it as quickly as fucking possible and why women’s purses are such a mess all the time. They like to stuff all their money in there like a Christmas turkey so that if they don’t see it, they can pretend it isn’t there — at least until they get to the store.
Money turns women on like Spanish Fly for the same reason. It’s like having sex in a restroom or someone else’s car. It’s exciting and thrilling because there’s an element of apprehension. Women are always ten times more turned on knowing that some money might be right around the corner, waiting to jump out and give them money rabies or whatever stupid thing women are afraid of.
And that thing is the following: If women had any money, then they wouldn’t be dependant on men. That’s what scares them. Women crave their place more than anything. If you threaten to take it away from them with a huge wad of cash, you’re essentially making them watch all the Freddy and Jason movies in series and at the same time and also giving them a mirror that reflects what they’ll look like fifteen years in the future.
Clock’s ticking, ladies.
And fuck, I just realized there really are no women in the Secret Service.
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January 17th, 2007 at 12:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Wallaby, must you be so puerile in your threats?
- Kylie Minogue - Confide in me
January 17th, 2007 at 12:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
BTW, I’m still waiting for that subpoena for ‘allegedly’ hacking into ‘her’ systems, miz W.
Damned smileys. To hell with them.
- Prodigy - You’ll Be Under My Wheels
January 17th, 2007 at 2:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Wow you are actually almost breaking my reasoning that no woman deserves to be raped. Well done.
January 17th, 2007 at 2:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 479d45a6fff74
It’s my birthday today.
January 17th, 2007 at 4:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952
Rape — genuine rape, not “he raped me with his eyes” — is one of the most profoundly evil things one human being can do to another. I’ve made my views on this very clear on this site. I’m not going to pop up every time some yammerhead (male or female, but usually the latter) brings the topic up and says offensively stupid things. Since I have some respect for Alex-of-the-higher-post-count, I am responding here.
It is. There’s very little good research on this. The subject is a veritable Pandora’s box (gross pun seriously not intended). My own reading on the matter leads me to conclude that, at the moment, 30-80% of accusations to police in the US are probably false.
Note that this excludes both (false) accusations of rape that are not made to police, and (genuine) rape victims who never make an accusation.
Probably the best work to date is a 1994 paper published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, Vol 23., 1994 by Professor Eugene J. Kanin, “False Rape Allegations”.
He was at Purdue, a decent university. The overall result was 41%. I’ll link the paper if you wish, but the primary resource for it requires an academic subscription. You can google “False Rape Allegations Eugene J Kanin” and see what is accessible for you.
He counted as ‘false’ only situations where the complainant had redacted her complaint and admitted she lied. Local police agency policy “forbids police officers to use their discretion in deciding whether to officially acknowledge a rape complaint, regardless [of] how suspect that complaint may be”. A complaint is a complaint and treated as true even if no one in the world believes it to be true. Only if the complainant admits lying is it counted as false.
The incidence of admitted false accusations, studied in a midwestern American town of 70,000 people, ranged from 30% to 70% over a 9 year period.
On university campuses, he noted, false rape accusations exceeded 50% (again, admitted false accusations, not just almost certainly false accusations)
Exactly.
Personally, I’d give them 30 years in a men’s prison. Let them learn what rape is like, just as most of their victims would have wound up learning… over 30 years. Too harsh? Perhaps.
Alex has, I think, covered this. There’s a huge difference between rape fantasy — look at any female bodice-ripper novel for example — and the horrible reality. Perhaps it is baiting. I don’t know; I don’t care. It’s not a subject I really wish to engage here, and only because two people for whom I have respect have posted posts that need answering have I responded here.
-wolfe
January 17th, 2007 at 6:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5ae584c459c76
The main thought I was having reading through QueenMalice’s ramblings is that despite the self-righteous preachings of his wife, the man married to QM is quite a genius if she really does bring that much to his household and he is required to do little in return. Good on him!
He may later regret it when the train-wreck of her fuckups becomes apparent but for now i applaud him.
As a further point, when borrowing money from both of their parents, I would be willing to suggest the overwhelming probability that it was the father/father-in-law who provided this finance, but I can’t possibly back that up, call it my man-instinct.
And to those messaging about enjoying rape, don’t be so cold. To those who wish to think it through, rape get things done faster (manly).
(I don’t condone it in any way)
January 18th, 2007 at 12:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 819b52dfd1c0c
Why should you expect men to protest a comment when women never protest on behalf of mens issues? I could care less about some bitch getting raped. Women have been raping men for years financially and the women just applaud. But I won’t take part in any such behaviour nor would I risk my ass to stop such a thing. Women never protest the rotten habits of other women but expect men to jump to defend against whatever irks them. Piss on em
January 19th, 2007 at 5:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
Oh, grow a BRAIN, moron.
What sick perverted things did your Mommy allow your Daddy to do to you, boy?
Boy, you are dumb. You are probably also very unattractive and can’t get a date.
Why were you EVER born, good for nothing? LOL
January 19th, 2007 at 5:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
Why should you expect men to protest a comment when women never protest on behalf of mens issues? I could care less about some bitch getting raped. Women have been raping men for years financially and the women just applaud. But I won’t take part in any such behaviour nor would I risk my ass to stop such a thing. Women never protest the rotten habits of other women but expect men to jump to defend against whatever irks them. Piss on em
I could care less that you were a warped, sick little nobody whose own mother wished he was dead.
You are still a fucking zero, boy. Do the world a HUGE favour, die?
January 19th, 2007 at 5:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
You hate women because you are an ugly failure who can’t get a date.
By the way, I think a real man should have put an ax through your abusive, idiotic father’s skull. LOL
January 19th, 2007 at 5:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
Very true actually. It’s a pretty well known fact that almost 70% of retail space in stores (including mostly stupid shit in my view) is solely dedicated torwards womens spending habits. This also culmulated with the fact that women control a majority of spending monies in general and taking into account the average credit rating of women leads me to believe that for the most part a large majority of women don’t have a clue on how to spend money, much less save it.
-So you’re here to bitch about your husband? Pretty typical in my opinion. Not uncommon at all. However unsubstantiated claims really don’t hold water in my book.
Thats why I see all these women working construction i.e. hauling concrete, moving furniture, lumber, ect ect. It must be about “equality” hmm? You have no idea about what “working hard” is about. None. I will agree with you that gender has no bearing on being a piece of shit however.
In some countries, and in earlier societies, we used to live in these things called tribes. However in this one its seems that only Men are the ones that scorn is cast upon if they don’t do anything. Women however can lay on their backs and collect all the free goodies they like through a matriarchal debt system and taxpayer funded housing and welfare subsidies. Certainly sounds like equality doesn’t it?
Oh please, cry me a river. Everyone goes through hard times blah blah blah. If our personal experiences don’t matter, then why should yours? I honestly don’t care if either one of you like it. That has absolutely nothing to do with me now does it? You’re pretty typical you know, all this time telling us how hard you have it, while taking our personal experiences and completely disregarding them. Pretty womanly.
Once again, typical woman. There isn’t one shred of logical thought within this entire post. Just more shaming language and extremely vague personal experiences. Wow, I never saw that coming….
-Strength and Honor-
If women didn’t shop, RETARD, you wouldn’t have food on the table.
Brainless piece of wet shit. :)
January 19th, 2007 at 5:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7a298151bcdd
You are still an idiot.
It’s sad that most women and girls are treated like shit by the, uh, men in their lives. Too bad women are not taken seriously because a few retarded pieces of shit dicks couldn’t treat them well.
Grow a brain by the way………
January 19th, 2007 at 6:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: d1bda6c0db88b
And you are the same stupid kind of whore who will falsely accuse a man of rape.
January 19th, 2007 at 7:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7caa1074406e1
Princess Fuckwit, what does shopping for food have to do with anything with what abaddon said?
Is shopping for other men part of a dinner fetching strategy?
I know abaddon and I know everyone here.. all here respect him and none will ever spit to keep you from burning.
January 19th, 2007 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 819b52dfd1c0c
‘Woman Hear Me Roar, pricks’ makes no sense.
She can even laugh at her own senselessness.
WHMR you only help to prove women are stupid.
January 20th, 2007 at 9:36 am - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Hehe, we respect all men on this site cause they see the truth (Even P Coderich, cause even though he’s insulted us alot he has never bashed the site). Men are better than women because we know about solidarity and we know about respecting each other.
Side note: you can’t measure the amount of respect I and most other men on this site have for Dick.
January 22nd, 2007 at 2:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0699a14e97efd
On a side note, I guess if Men didn’t plant and raise the food, everyone would starve?
Thanks sots.
-Strength and Honor-
January 22nd, 2007 at 8:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 734def3a21a2c
Standbye for fuckwit, drawn out, windbag response of some twit saying women invented argiculture.
January 23rd, 2007 at 1:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
Standbye for fuckwit, drawn out, windbag response of some twit saying women invented argiculture.Maybe not agriculture but women were first to start growing cultures. They started growing bacteria and microorganisms with their twats early on.
Women did invent whoriculture.
January 23rd, 2007 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
and that is why women have the cooties. Did you know that women are more likely to have or contract an STI than men? That is why men had to invent condoms.