I’m Keeping My What With You?
Has anyone ever put some serious man thought into the great trifuckta that is women and money.
They can’t make money.
They can’t keep money.
They can’t spend money.
So why the fuck do women work in banks anyway? Women don’t work as bouncers or as Secret Service agents.
I’ve decided to throw my mighty man brain at the issue.
Women bank tellers don’t know the first thing about money because they don’t know the first thing about expediency or taking things seriously. This is my fucking money we’re talking about. However I did make it, I worked my ass off because I’m a man and that’s what we do. I don’t want any smiles or pleasantries while I’m talking about my fucking money. I don’t want pens to be fumbled for. I don’t want to be flirted with. That’s actually the last thing I want when I’ve got my hand or my mind on my money — and my money on my mind.
Also, you can shove your promotional Spongebob checks up your ass.
Aside from tellers, women in the banking industry are non-existent. That’s why I always tell kids to be bankers. Little boys will grow into the vacation lifestyle of a permanent men’s club, and little girls aren’t listening to a fucking word I’m saying.
So why are women absent from the banking industry? Is it because no insurance company in the world could cover something so reckless? No. The real reason is because women can’t count and are afraid of money.
That right. They’re terrified of it.
That’s why women don’t make any money. They’re scared of it. That’s also why they spend it as quickly as fucking possible and why women’s purses are such a mess all the time. They like to stuff all their money in there like a Christmas turkey so that if they don’t see it, they can pretend it isn’t there — at least until they get to the store.
Money turns women on like Spanish Fly for the same reason. It’s like having sex in a restroom or someone else’s car. It’s exciting and thrilling because there’s an element of apprehension. Women are always ten times more turned on knowing that some money might be right around the corner, waiting to jump out and give them money rabies or whatever stupid thing women are afraid of.
And that thing is the following: If women had any money, then they wouldn’t be dependant on men. That’s what scares them. Women crave their place more than anything. If you threaten to take it away from them with a huge wad of cash, you’re essentially making them watch all the Freddy and Jason movies in series and at the same time and also giving them a mirror that reflects what they’ll look like fifteen years in the future.
Clock’s ticking, ladies.
And fuck, I just realized there really are no women in the Secret Service.
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You’re so full of shit that my head is spinning. I have not, and will not retract anything. I stand by my statement, and I am adamant that the act of a male getting raped is more devastating than that of a woman getting raped.
Just last night, I raped your mother with a broken broomstick.
Do you think the fear you feel is mine?
Damn right you are now all retracting your pathetic fucking comments about raping women. Fall back into that sort of bullshit talk and this site will be shut down so fast your heads will be spinning. Don’t fucking try me.
I thought I had made it clear that I opposed all rape aswell. But fine I’ll say it now. I don’t think rape is right, I never thought it was right, and I think it is the vilest thing imaginable. I also think the same of women who make false rape allegations who almost deserve to be raped. Note the word ‘almost’.
She assumed you were baiting because it’s impossible to believe that someone actually made a claim as outrageous as “Women enjoy rape” and meant it seriously. Also, I find it a little disturbing that none of the more reasonable men on this site have protested that comment, as well as the comment suggesting women get raped for being “greedy teasing feminists” (comment 50). (Though at least Diamatik mentioned no woman deserves to be raped, for any reason). I realize the nature of the site, but comments like that just take it way too far.
Yeah ok why would I bait you when nobody wants you on this site?
I forgot the link: http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070114/COL01/7011406 77/1066/SPORTS18
Luka, I do not wish to bait or to argue about statistics, but I do know one thing. Rape is a horrible crime, and people who commit this heinous act should be punished severly. One sore point though is when actions like these happen.
Each time men are falsely accused it makes things harder for the women who have truly been assaulted. No woman ever deserves to be raped for any reason. And I think it is sickening that a woman who has been raped has to wonder if her story will be taken lightly or be doubted just because a few whores made such accusations questionable.
I’m curious where Billy got the statistic that 50% of allegations of rape are false, not least because it sounds a massive percentage.
I despise women who lie about rape, for the damage the accusation does to the man in question, and the damage done to those women who have genuinely been through rape, who may not be believed due to the disgusting actions of morally bankrupt women . Yes, such women should get time in jail for their actions, I think.
If Billy’s statistic is correct, 50% of women are liars, but what about the 50% who have genuinely been through such an ordeal?
I find it hard to understand why any reasoned man would believe that a woman would enjoy being raped… however, I wonder how much of this is written to bait women who post here into an argument.
Very true actually. It’s a pretty well known fact that almost 70% of retail space in stores (including mostly stupid shit in my view) is solely dedicated torwards womens spending habits. This also culmulated with the fact that women control a majority of spending monies in general and taking into account the average credit rating of women leads me to believe that for the most part a large majority of women don’t have a clue on how to spend money, much less save it.
-So you’re here to bitch about your husband? Pretty typical in my opinion. Not uncommon at all. However unsubstantiated claims really don’t hold water in my book.
Thats why I see all these women working construction i.e. hauling concrete, moving furniture, lumber, ect ect. It must be about “equality” hmm? You have no idea about what “working hard” is about. None. I will agree with you that gender has no bearing on being a piece of shit however.
In some countries, and in earlier societies, we used to live in these things called tribes. However in this one its seems that only Men are the ones that scorn is cast upon if they don’t do anything. Women however can lay on their backs and collect all the free goodies they like through a matriarchal debt system and taxpayer funded housing and welfare subsidies. Certainly sounds like equality doesn’t it?
Oh please, cry me a river. Everyone goes through hard times blah blah blah. If our personal experiences don’t matter, then why should yours? I honestly don’t care if either one of you like it. That has absolutely nothing to do with me now does it? You’re pretty typical you know, all this time telling us how hard you have it, while taking our personal experiences and completely disregarding them. Pretty womanly.
Once again, typical woman. There isn’t one shred of logical thought within this entire post. Just more shaming language and extremely vague personal experiences. Wow, I never saw that coming….
-Strength and Honor-
Actually Sonyad, I laughed out loud at the obvious stupidity of it. You’re all letting your game slip, the baiting is way too obvious these days.
Most of these women who get raped are greedy, teasing feminist types. They are not ashamed from losing honor, chastity or anything of that nature, as they had none in the first place. They are simply upset because they themselves didn’t succeed at raping men first of their dignity and wealth.
No one pointed out the hard cold fact that aproximately 50% of all rape alegations are false. Women are born liars. These women caught lying rarely pay for ruining peoples lives. They should be put into mens prisons and face the consequences.
^ That is completely ridiculous. There’s a difference between some sort of dominance role playing and actual rape. No, I repeat, NO woman wants to be raped, if she did, it wouldn’t be rape. And a woman’s body doesn’t enjoy rape. I think Gwallan pointed out that while it’s possible for a woman to orgasm during rape, it’s extremely rare.
Yes stop repeating yourself. But, rape is more about power than sex. A woman most likely will start to enjoy it, I don’t know if this is the same for men.
Also, I’ve talked with alot of women who get turned on by rape and dream of being dominated/raped by their dream man/woman.
And if her mind isn’t enjoying the rape, her body probably will(Probably as in 99.9% likely).
But now that I think about it, Ill retract my statement and say ‘EVENTUALLY most women will like being raped’. :)
Most of the things that women supposedly have no self-control over listed in All Women Are Worse Than Rapists are not nearly as horrendous as rape. Also, you claimed that MOST WOMEN ENJOY BEING RAPED. Regardless of who may suffer more (I would argue each suffers equally and that no amount of sympathy can ease that trauma, though the way male rape victims are treated after the fact is horrifying), your claim that women enjoy being raped is unimaginably evil, ignorant, disgusting, inexcuseable garbage.
I demand mine on the fact that
Hey, idea. You should check out Dick’s article called ‘All women are worse than rapists’. It’s not directly linked but its useful.
And all my justifications were already said by Diamatik.
I defend my opinion based on plausibility of what the outcome will be. A raped woman goes through horror, but her plight is more often than not met with empathy and compassion by the people around her and the criminal justice system.
I hate to imagine the tragedy of a man getting raped and going to the police. Just picture the horror of the man reporting the heinous act commited against him when the police are there giggling and chuckling at his misfortune. The man will have problems facing his friends, family, and society because he shall forever be referred to as ‘the guy who got F‘d in the A.’
Neither of strap-ons I hope, Necroswordsman. The mentioning of that word conjures up disturbing things.
- don omar feat tego calderon - bandaleros
With Respect, Oldone, feminists have this unnerving predilection towards freaking out at the very mentioning of the Bible, Christianity and everyone and everything pertaining to it or customary family structure. I contend that should someone attempt to shove a crucifix in a feminists eyes they’d spontaneously combust into a great, big, green flaming plume of putrid fart leaving nothing behind but a sizable lump of armpit hair interwoven with patchoulii.
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