It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s…Invisible to Women!
Men are better than women at looking up.
It’s true; and I don’t mean men are better than women at being optimistic or at setting pie in the sky goals for themselves. Everyone knows that already. If women were in charge of setting goals for themselves and humanity we’d all be sitting in trees flinging shit at each other.
Actually, it wouldn’t take much for today’s modern woman to resort to that. They already go to the bathroom in packs.
Women never look up. Whenever they walk under anything, they never tilt their heads and look up. Every single man in the world does.
A friend of mine I have been visiting for the last few days has an office with a balcony. Below this balcony is the main entrance to his building. You can stand on this balcony for hours at a time, drink a six-pack, and never ever see a woman look up. Men are exactly the opposite.
With this in mind, I find it even more absurd that women are allowed to drive. They don’t know anything the fuck that’s going on around them ever. How is that safe? People have children on the road. Do we blindfold children and kick them into traffic? No. It’s reckless. That whole rule about looking 12 seconds ahead or 12 minutes ahead while driving — whatever the fuck it is — men do it naturally. Women can’t even be trained to.
At first I thought it was something instinctual. You know, something from The Hunt. I’m sure all you men already know what I’m going to say. I thought it must be a part of our man-nature that is still an integral part of our daily lives. Women don’t look up. They also don’t look sideways or any which ways. And if they do, they certainly don’t see or remember any fucking thing. That’s a man’s business.
But then I thought, ‘when the fuck did humans ever hunt birds? There’s no meat on them.’ And, ‘were there giant pterodactyls zooming around and snatching primitive men off the Earth whilst they were out scrounging up their man meals? I doubt it.’ I checked some sources on this and found that no, there was not. So man-stinct is right out.
No, I’m afraid what we’re dealing with is plain old laziness. And also the Damsel in Distress syndrome. Women don’t like being resourceful or having resources. They prefer at all times to have anything and everything in the world done for them every step of the way. That’s why pimps are so successful. They don’t even cut a paycheck. It’s a woman’s dream job. Women don’t look up or sideways or any ways because it puts them at a disadvantage in life. If it was fashionable, they’d wear blindfolds.
Try it for yourself. Drive a woman somewhere she hasn’t been before; try a different supermarket. Pick one as close to your house as possible. It would be preferable to make only one turn to get there. When you’re done driving around the parking lot, have her drive home. I fucking promise she won’t be able to do it without getting a narration.
Don’t forget to buckle your safety belt as well. Women on the road are fucking retarded.
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August 14th, 2006 at 2:14 am - IP Man-Hash: c20b47cbcee08
Man your gf/wife/whatever must be stupid. Guess she’d have to be to date you though.
August 14th, 2006 at 3:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 6dc82b8beba78
Lol
So True….
And another thing, they can’t look around when driving.
Ever notice this? Tiny brains must focus constantly or ooops!
August 14th, 2006 at 8:42 am - IP Man-Hash: dd67e8e06051d
They’re like horses with blinders on.
-Dick
August 14th, 2006 at 10:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Except for when they drive by a store that has a big ‘SALE’ sign. Then they fill the car with all types of useless shit just because they got it ‘half-off’ which will then be used screw your credit card, clutter your house and collect dust.
Then the blinders go right back on.
August 14th, 2006 at 12:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Well naturally when shopping is involved the Damsel in Distress syndrome goes right out the window.
-Dick
August 15th, 2006 at 2:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Women know money doesn’t rain from the skies. So why look up? At least no bird poop in the eye.
Female, true to form. Spot on. And here we thought you’d actually learn not to poop on the carpet. Guess your posts should be moderated after all.
August 15th, 2006 at 4:17 am - IP Man-Hash: ecd834b6c5953
Spent a fair bit of time on crutches this year. Had a number of collisions with other people through this time including several times with supermarket trolleys. All involved women either not looking where they were going or simply being inconsiderate.
Women have no spatial awareness whether they look or not.
August 15th, 2006 at 4:28 am - IP Man-Hash: c20b47cbcee08
How did you end up on crutches gwallam? Weren’t you looking where you were going? btw, attach an airhorn to your trolley and you’ll have no problems. Other than mental.
August 15th, 2006 at 5:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I am sorry to hear about your pain, but it goes to show one thing. Women’s selfishness knows no bounds. They dont care if they add further injury to someone who is already incapacitated, just as long as they get a good look at the bargains and get to the check out line first.
August 15th, 2006 at 8:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
gwallan: Hope you’re recovered.
Yes. No spatial awareness; moreover, no situational awareness.
Women do seem better in observing everything about nothing.
Woman in bank: ‘Did you see what she was wearing? That chartreuse scarf clashed horribly with her skirt, and the cut of her jacket was so last year’.
Cop: ‘Yes Ma’am. Did you notice the robber, though?’
woman: ‘What? Oh no, I was looking at that other woman’s fingernails. Bad extensions’.
(Of course, minus several manpoints to me for using the phrase ‘chartreuse scarf’)
We did have a similar discussion elsewhere on this website, about 6+ months ago, where it was noted that women notice and complain endlessly about dust, old lamps, etc. Men just don’t notice these things. Or care. They’re not relevant to our lives.
Just as a bank being robbed isn’t relevant to a woman’s life when there are scarves and fingernails to examine.
-wolfe
August 15th, 2006 at 4:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
There are only six colours. Apricot is a fruit.
Don’t get me started on aubergine.
-Big Al
August 15th, 2006 at 10:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Female, that’s incredibly rude. If you really wrote that… wow. (Post got approved after I posted above).
Why don’t you stop attacking people unless they relentlessly attack you?
You really can post intelligent stuff here, and I’m sad that you seem to repeatedly choose the cheap way out.
Hit people for their arguments, not for what happens to them in life.
-wolfe
August 16th, 2006 at 4:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Actually, there are only 3 colours and an alpha channel, as far as I’m concerned. And no, alpha doesn’t stand for aubergine.
August 16th, 2006 at 4:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Or apricot. That’s a fruit, dammit!
August 16th, 2006 at 7:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 7035fb5f8c3db
Female, that’s incredibly rude. If you really wrote that… wow. (Post got approved after I posted above).
Why don’t you stop attacking people unless they relentlessly attack you?
You really can post intelligent stuff here, and I’m sad that you seem to repeatedly choose the cheap way out.
Hit people for their arguments, not for what happens to them in life.
-wolfe
It’s OK. Fem owes me one from a couple of threads back. I wish she could spell though. I’ve always considered it disrespectful in the extreme to continually get another’s name wrong. However I guess it does stand as proof that we are dealing with the real thing.
The injury was a broken heel from overbalancing on a step ladder while pruning at my mum’s place. The heel bone broke into six pieces(the surgeon told me that if I was a footballer I’d be out for two years). Moral of the story is that if you do have a fall bend your bloody knees. Must admit that at the time I did feel a right heel.
The airhorn was a cute suggestion Fem but I was not in a position to push a trolley. And if I had been I WOULD have been looking where I was going.
Actually through that six months I was more pissed off at the number of times I was left standing on the bus. That’s not an accident - it’s plain ignorant.
August 16th, 2006 at 7:46 am - IP Man-Hash: cb70aab47603e
She’s fucked up your name every time she’s used it. And of course she wrote it. It’s her blocked IP; it’s her obnoxious bitch style.
-Dick
August 16th, 2006 at 8:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 7be8e39a4e916
This is for Dick, and the rest of the Dicks in the world.
Obviously you’ve got a serious problem with the other gender, or you’ve been burned. Its sad that you dont like women. I love men, even though they have just as many faults as women. I guess if i always hung around assholes, i would think “all” men are assholes.
Dick, a guy that has to build an anti-woman webpage to try to prove something, has major problems. Get a life. Your mother if probably very proud of you. Instead of spending precious energy in writing the negative aspects of females(strange, most of them arent true….i.e.-i love sex), why dont you spend your time trying to understand why we are different, and that there are positive sides to us? you are sad.
August 16th, 2006 at 9:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Is there a template floating on the web somewhere on how to bitch on mabtw that all these ladies build upon?
August 16th, 2006 at 9:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Where did I say I don’t like women?
-Dick
August 16th, 2006 at 9:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Perhaps there is a template somewhere, sonyad. Perhaps it is on some website invisible to men (like on a soap-opera homepage). But this one was a bit creative. Look at this pathetic attempt to use sarcasm:
August 16th, 2006 at 11:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
There you go. All better. You still flunk tho.
August 16th, 2006 at 12:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
sony: “There are only three colours” — ha! Too right.
gwallan: yeah, you’d think she’d get it right after you’ve pointed it out to her in the past. Shortening is one thing — calling you GW for example — but misspelling quite another.
I still think what she said wasn’t quite right, but you weren’t offended, so none of my business. I broke both wrists protecting my head and face from being smashed in in a bad cycling accident, and for someone to make fun of that would be, in my view, dirty pool.
“Must admit that at the time I did feel a right heel.” Ha. OK, line of the week.
Melissa:
There are indeed positive sides to women. Read the archives a bit more and you might find some comments on that.
-wolfe
August 16th, 2006 at 2:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9c4ae12b2f5c7
Dick, if you like women so much, why do you put them down with things that aren’t true?
August 16th, 2006 at 2:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9c4ae12b2f5c7
There are positive and negative sides to men and women, and that makes men and women equal.
August 16th, 2006 at 2:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5ce7b5da8c0c
Your post makes so much sense, Rechzhan. By your ‘reasonong’ then it can be concluded that since there are positive and negative sides to AAA batteries and car batteries, and that makes them equal. A 7-Series BMW and a Ford Escort both have 4 wheels and an engine, and that makes them equal. East Timor and the United States are both countries, and that makes them equal.
Women have so much good to add to this site. No wonder they are not banned from it.
August 17th, 2006 at 10:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Everything I say is true. Find one thing that isn\’t. You can\’t.
-Dick
August 17th, 2006 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 0d17ac160ff85
This is absolutely true. The latest issue of the Economist has an article that overviews the debate on the differerences between men and women, and it was found, among other things, they lack spatial reasoning capabilities. For exmple, they cannot visualize and rotate a three dimensional object in their minds. Men can. This is also a reason why they arrange a map when reading it so that it conforms to the direction of the road they are on. (They look like retards doing this, incidentally).
And Larry Summers got his ass booted out of Harvard for simply asking the question why women were not represented more in math and science. Go figure.
I can also tell you about the time my GF took my brand new car (less than a 1,000 miles) to the store and came back on foot! Yep. She totalled it. Apparently, she was turning left in an intersection against the light, following some other brainless broad doing the same thing, and, no surprise, was hit by another clueless chick driving through the intersection that was clearly blocked by the other two idiots.
Wonders never fucking cease! Too bad it cost me 15K in repairs!
August 17th, 2006 at 11:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Three women have never attempted a left turn together without destroying a car.
-Dick
August 17th, 2006 at 1:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: a6505134eceed
lol
just lol
Major generalization here. How can she believe that all guys name Dick have a serious problem with the other gender? This same gal probably goes on and on about how we are Equal even though she admits we are so different. From what I gather, Dick has written a great deal about the differences in men and women and why. No need to ponder that anymore.
Yes women have a positive side, women can positively throw a stinking fit when the truth is placed before them. Women can positively
lie like a used car salesman all day long. Women positively change for the worse after eating a marriage cake. Women are positively childlike all their lives.
August 17th, 2006 at 1:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: a6505134eceed
BTW, I’m married and my wife has no problem admitting without coaching that “men are better than women” at everything other than giving birth.
To show the logic or lack of in women.
My wife has been in a reading mode lately.
She has read every night for a month. Normally I have to turn the TV off since she isn’t watchin it and she reads with it muted anyway.
A big storm came through the other night and knocked out our power for an hour and our cable was out for several hours.
First thought out of her head when the power came on was “honey run rent us a movie we since we don’t have cable.” Four weeks straight without TV was fine, But tonight is different we must rent a movie since the cable is out. I had to laugh at her insanity.
Women say the dumbest things.
August 17th, 2006 at 1:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5be6a3201772c
Translation: Your wife is better than you at avoiding having a stupid argument.
August 17th, 2006 at 1:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5be6a3201772c
You shouldn’t believe everything you read Chris, especially not a “science” article printed in a financial rag.
August 18th, 2006 at 8:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 0d17ac160ff85
You shouldn’t believe everything you read Chris, especially not a “science” article printed in a financial rag.
Yes, of course. And you are an authority.
Were you not the one you claimed to be educated at “Standford” in Russian “archeture.”?
August 18th, 2006 at 9:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
Bullshit, Fem.
It is an undisputed fact that women have lower spatial ability in both real and virtual environments.
Microsoft has already discovered that it takes a woman, on average 20% longer to visualise their position in a computer-generated world, than a man.
Of course, I knew this ever since I first saw a woman try to park a car.
August 18th, 2006 at 9:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
August 18th, 2006 at 9:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Brilliant example!
August 20th, 2006 at 8:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4944745ec8c61
Wrong Dick.
Three women have never attempted a left turn together without destroying three cars.
August 20th, 2006 at 8:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4944745ec8c61
And just for good measure I’ve quoted you three times. You see - repetition is proof.
August 20th, 2006 at 9:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2da9b7d34e824
I was wrong. As a man I can admit that.
-Dick
August 20th, 2006 at 11:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Not me, I think that was someone called Tweetie or maybe Pixie.
August 21st, 2006 at 9:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
@Female: The Economist is a good read. You’d learn a lot from it. It isn’t simply about the “dismal science”. If I were to recommend a single publication to someone who wanted to learn more about the world, that would probably be it. If you’re still studying/doing coursework, you can even get a (cheap) student rate. I wouldn’t dismiss it as a “financial rag”.
@gwallan: Ha! Good catch. Logically, Dick’s ok, albeit misleading, since the condition of destroying one car is included in the condition of destroying three cars. Still a nice spot.
-wolfe
August 21st, 2006 at 1:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
And what course would that be Female? I suppose nothing regarding women studies as I doubt you’d have been foolhardy enough to bring something like that up on this blog.
August 23rd, 2006 at 12:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: eff8cc0c98330
Wrong again, you didn’t read this completely.
Do you have reading comprehension problems?
I don’t ask my wife to say those things, she just says it because she knows the truth. Men are better than women at everything.
No women really likes to go without an argument but over the years she has learned not to argue when she can’t win. I suppose she finally learned that I am always right. We don’t argue anymore.
Female you disregard anything that is true.
I suppose since nobody likes you that you are always pushing yourself in places you are not wanted. Sad and pathetic you are. Now if you would kindly drop off the face of the map you would remove hundreds of unwanted pounds from the world, and I’m not talking about currency.
August 23rd, 2006 at 1:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: eff8cc0c98330
BTW Female any argument a woman has with a man is stupid.
When you will women ever learn to keep your dumb comments to yourselves?
August 23rd, 2006 at 8:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1669fcab8ca69
Aha. Impecable logic as per usual.
Of course dick wasn’t wrong. If anything he was being kind to them in not giving the bold truth. Me? I don’t care. I ran out of kindness tokens for women some years back.
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
Have any of you seen 40 year old virgin? Think of the part where he is in the bar, looking in his peripheral vision. Walking almost completely blind to anything in front of him, and still barely able to see anything around him. I found this extremely humorous because we all know no man in his right mind could ever do something that stupid. As to not know exactly where he, and everything around him, is at all times. On the other hand, try living your entire life like that. ( being a woman ) Seemingly blinded by your own vision, or lack there of.
I’m not sure if this makes me more manly, but when I took a test that assesses your mental strengths and weaknesses, I was a spatial learner.
I guess it’s just the man in me.
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Logically, rather than argumentively, the answer to your question is - as soon as you do.
August 24th, 2006 at 2:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
That would be aeronautical engineering. I’m surprised you couldn’t tell.
August 24th, 2006 at 5:35 am - IP Man-Hash: de67bec4e9a38
Logically, rather than argumentively, the answer to your question is - as soon as you do.Ermm no, there is nothing logical about your statement, which isn’t surprising coming from a woman. You wouldn’t know logic if it was to bite you on the ass.
You are on a site that is off limits to you.
Women go where nobody wants them and push their ignorant opinions onto people. You women are still practicing making peoples lives miserable, since that is all you dumb females know how to do. Why do you women love to make people hate you worthless bitches?
August 24th, 2006 at 5:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
And there is something logical about yours? Ever heard the words, grammatically incorrect? or free speech? Yea, do yourself a favour and have a bit of a ponder.
August 27th, 2006 at 5:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: d564d810fdbc6
Jeezuz H Christ
August 29th, 2006 at 9:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 348cd3f7864c2
Clueless down under
August 29th, 2006 at 10:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I must have missed something. I still must be missing it.
March 5th, 2007 at 3:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3d733368c100d
Uh fuck. Guess I’m a gay man caged in a woman’s body. Life’s a tragedy. Now I gotta deal with such woman-hating dickheads like you. sob.
March 5th, 2007 at 6:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
No your just a lesbian feminist.
March 5th, 2007 at 7:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 193e75740e7b2
No, just a cuckold.
March 5th, 2007 at 7:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
No you dykes don’t have to deal with us.
First you’re not welcome the entrance has a notice about that.
Second you Fems have your cats to snuggle up to when you old since you women are so independent and worthless.
March 6th, 2007 at 12:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
But cats are nice. Read my article on it! Better than women :)
July 20th, 2007 at 1:35 am - IP Man-Hash: d079ceb34258b
Actually while there my have been no air born predators while we could still be classified as hominids, many of our inborn fears stem from when we were still early primates. A hawk or eagle presents an obvious threat to a monkey, especially a young monkey. This is also why most women are afraid of snakes while men are not. Because a snake is an extreme threat to the young and infants whilst presenting no real threat to an adult.
But as to why women don’t have a habit of surveying their surroundings? Well my best guess would be that they are too stupid to think of the idea of sentries, and are so used to us doing it for them they couldn’t find a violent rapist standing in an empty parking lot full of street lamps.
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 179da4bd9cb2b
I agree 100 percent! Everytime i lend my car to a girlfriend, they always say that the cart or the house hit them. I did’nt see it they say. fucking stupid bitches. I paintball and i took one of my stupid bitch Ex to play. i wanted to show her a lesson. she swore up and down that she can kick ass. So fucking stupid she was!!! walkin into traps i could see with a half second glance. fuck sumtimes i would shoot her face to face and she would freak out and not even know who did it.
June 6th, 2008 at 5:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0ae520af6d01b
Dick’s post is right on, women have zero situational awareness. If I were a mugger or other nefarious character, my targets would be women in parking lots who are talking on the cell phone. When women get on the phone, they forget about everything else. Shit, all you’d have to do is pop them in the nose. The punch, which to them comes out of nowhere, would cause them to drop like a stone, and you could take off with everything they have before they could even remember what planet they’re on.
I’m not condoning it, but it illustrates a point. Women make zero attempt to protect themselves. They enjoy being victims, they really do.