I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen women open the car door, put one foot on the ground, stick their face real close to the ATM screen, and then keep looking between the screen and the keyboard as if the screen is telling them to find and press keys with hieroglyphics on them. And if the screen tells them something they don’t believe (usually it’s the checking account balance, your last trip to the mall was a lot more expensive than you remember, you stupid twat), they cancel the transaction, reinsert the card, hunt-and-peck the PIN, and start all over again. Degree of difficulty: she’s usually talking on the phone, too. Christ, it’s faster to eat a 4-course meal in an upscale restaurant than it is to sit behind these bitches at the drive-up ATM.

You got that right.

so fucking right. i have NEVER given them any of these “special rights”. First off, they dont deserve them. Second, they want equality – send it to them on a fucking plate so hard they jump off faster than when you press their hands down a frying pan…

dalsgaard said:

STOP. DOING IT.

HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!

diamatik said:

dalsgaard said:
if they ask dumb questions, treat them as they really are. Dumb. It’s the only way they will ever get smarter: And they will even cut down on the talking in fear of embarrassing themselves further. So don’t hold back.

Mantastic advice!

Thank you man. I can’t stress this fact enough: They want to be equals. So treat them like equals. If they fuck up, call them out. If they hit you, hit again. If they demand an apology, don’t fucking give it to them…. And so on.

Most males of our generation has been raised by feminist propagonda, and men-loathing bitches promoting psychiatry and feelings in terms of conflict-solving. Any of you ever truly found that bullshit natural? I never did.

Now, someone do this with me. Remember a conflict you had with a woman. Imagine the way she behaved towards you, what she demanded of you, and for how long a time she went on babbling. Now remember how YOU reacted.

Can you look me straight in the eye and say, that you would react excactly as you did, if it was a man that treated you so horribly?

Very few people can. We guys have respect for women, even if we don’t think about it. For some reason, we think that we should put up with 10 times more bullshit, just because it’s coming out of a person with boobs.

STOP. DOING IT.

dalsgaard said:
if they ask dumb questions, treat them as they really are. Dumb. It’s the only way they will ever get smarter: And they will even cut down on the talking in fear of embarrassing themselves further. So don’t hold back.

Mantastic advice!

My ex and i was at a party, and we were discussing politics. Then she came with the dumbest remark I’ve ever heard: “Is’nt…. USA… A part of America or something?”. Neither of us has grown up in the states, but this is still common fucking knowledge. We’re supposed to learn this stuff in first grade.

So what you do in these situations is very important. I know for a fact that a lot of guys would just have brushed this off, and laugh at her thinking it was cute. On the other hand, if I could’nt tell the difference (Or the lack thereoff perhaps) – i would get my balls busted. Hard.

So i laughed at her as hard as i could, even though i found it embarrassing as hell. Then i said: “Seriously. Dyeing your hair does’nt help. Your still dumb as fuck”, and corrected her. I continued teasing her with this remark for days. She got sad and embarrassed, and tell you one thing: She WILL remember this time. Like us guys remember the mistakes WE make.

So if they ask dumb questions, treat them as they really are. Dumb. It’s the only way they will ever get smarter: And they will even cut down on the talking in fear of embarrassing themselves further. So don’t hold back. It’s important to the intelligence of the entire human race.

I saw a test on television, where they gave directions to 5 random men, and 5 random women. They told them to go east, west, north, or south in order to find a specific destination point. “First 200 steps west, then turn north for 500 steps, west, south, east.”, and so on. It was’nt too much to remember. The women wandered off in laughable directions. Only one of the 5 women actually followed the instructions because they have no clue or sence how to interpret directions, or construct an inner map in the eyes of their mind.

That being said, the same challenge was given to 5 men too. All 5 made it to the destination. 4 followed the instructions perfectly, and 1 walked a bit too far.

Women suck at finding their way around. It’s simply incredible. I would never rely on any woman – ever – even if she had a map. They just can’t. That’s why all women are so horrible at video-games too. They have absolutely zero visual intelligence.

Dick Masterson said:
Women definitely don’t listen to themselves talk. That’s why you can never bust them on anything they just said.

-Dick

Truer words have absolutely never been spoken. Thank god for men and being able to think.

Wallowing in the “ocean of emotion”.

-Dick

Itmust always be life or death situations as far as anwering that phone.

I have noticed time and again that women take at least twice as long as men over getting money out of an ATM. And often they walk away without getting any money at all. Of course, they might just be checking their balance, but if so, that should be quicker than getting money – but it isn’t.

So if I see two ATMs, one with a woman on it and no queue, and the other with a man on it and three men waiting behind him, I will join the men’s queue. It’s always quicker.